Entertainment: Who exactly is trying to whitewash me?
Chapter 16 Just Because You're Too Beautiful...baby
"???"
Lu Ang was full of questions.
Are you serious?
Is this system really that abstract?
Is this a joke?
To create divine flavors from the simplest ingredients.
But it's ineffective for high-end ingredients?
Do you want to hear what you're saying?
A Bite of China?
He snapped out of his daze, a look of helplessness and disgust on his face.
Ding Zhen identified it at a glance as chicken ribs.
He's not a chef!
And even if you're a chef, it's useless!
This skill can only process simple ingredients; it has no effect on advanced ingredients.
In other words, this is the only skill he can use to do it...
Instant noodles?
Instant noodles?
Frozen dumplings?
Are you suggesting I sell instant noodles?!
Lu Ang imagined himself holding a spatula and cooking instant noodles in the kitchen.
Then, he served it out, beaming with pride, and said to the guests, "Try my instant noodles, they're amazing!"
Then, after everyone finished eating, they all exclaimed how delicious it was, just like mom's cooking.
It cost a dozen or so yuan.
The scene was too beautiful for him to bear.
Besides, even if it's a bit more expensive, what's a hundred dollars a day?
He was all alone, and he was the only one with the skills.
How many packs can he sell in a day?
Moreover, if it grows too big in the future, it might be blacklisted by instant noodle companies...
Then I'd have to open my own instant noodle factory...
At the same time, in order for diners to enjoy the most delicious instant noodles, the chef still has to make them himself.
The more Lu Ang thought about it, the more his face scrunched up.
This job change is just too outrageous.
He was even reluctant to think about it anymore.
I simply forgot about this skill and ignored it.
"Darkness, give me some power! Can't you give me something useful? Can't you give me an epic singing skill? Or a kung fu skill would be fine too!"
He had previously researched online and found that martial arts actors seemed to be in high demand in this world.
Moreover, it can be verified.
As long as you renew your training every year to prove that you have been practicing martial arts and have not regressed, you will receive a substantial subsidy.
That's why Zhou Lei has been out of fashion for so long.
Yet they remained so arrogant.
Why can't I have one?
He was making plans in his mind.
Several more "thank you for your patronage" messages.
Then, another reward appeared.
[Acquired: Minor Mastery Wing Chun]
A massive flow of information flooded into Lu Ang's mind.
Boxing techniques, footwork, power generation skills, practical application...
His body instinctively wanted to assume a starting stance.
Then, lower your shoulders, drop your elbows, execute the "sheep-clamping stance," and perform the "sun-shaped punch"...
Every movement seemed to be etched into his very bones.
Lu Ang opened his eyes and moved his wrists.
The moment the fist clenched, a surge of power coursed through the arm.
Primary level Wing Chun.
While not as exaggerated as the previous epic-level event, it's definitely enough to handle most situations.
With the addition of the fighting beans he had eaten before, his close combat ability had made a qualitative leap.
Of course, more importantly, as he just said.
This thing can be verified!
I'll be a martial arts star from now on!
If things don't go well for me on "The Singer-Songwriter," I'll just find a kung fu movie to film.
He had even begun to imagine what Zhou Lei's expression would be when he received his martial arts certificate and placed it in front of him.
Wouldn't that give me another 250 hater points?
As Lu Ang pondered this in his mind, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up.
nice one!
continue!
I want to smoke again!
Thank you for your patronage *6
[Originated: Lyrics and music for the song "Just Because You're Too Beautiful"]
Another song released!
Lu Ang was initially delighted.
Then, related memories flooded into my mind...
and many more!
This is...
Is it a song by my brother?
Chicken Bro's song!
Lu Ang's smile froze instantly.
Then he became speechless.
The melody of "You're So Beautiful" is already playing on repeat in my head.
I don't even know why, but my shoulders feel itchy.
I want to bump into something.
"It's better than nothing, right? Maybe this song will allow me to enjoy the same treatment as Brother Chicken in this world?"
Lu Ang thought to himself.
Continue the lottery.
After a few more "thank yous for your patronage" messages.
The light from the turntable suddenly became dazzling.
A golden light exploded from the center of the turntable.
Another shipment has been shipped!
Golden Legend!
[Received: The complete lyrics and music score for "A Person Like Me" and related memories]
"Someone Like Me"?!
A melody immediately came to mind.
"Someone as outstanding as me should have lived a brilliant life..."
Mao Buyi's song!
When this song was released on "The Coming One" back then, it was instantly hailed as a masterpiece!
Although it was slightly less popular than "Sorrow" at the time.
But this song is more worth pondering.
Finally, the popularity of the two songs was basically neck and neck.
Of course, it's a great song no matter what!
Lu Ang closed his eyes, letting the memories surge through his mind.
Lyrics, melody, arrangement, singing techniques...
Every detail is so clear, it's as if I heard it just yesterday.
He couldn't help but hum a couple of lines softly.
"People like me who are lost, people like me who are searching..."
It still sounds awful.
But when Lu Ang opened his eyes, he could no longer suppress the smile on his lips.
With this song, plus "Sorrow".
Putting everything else aside, my status as a creator is absolutely secure!
Moreover, there is a greater chance that they can impress the director of "The Singer-Songwriter".
Just then, the system notification sounded again.
Another lucky draw result!
[Acquired: Eye of the Sage (Passive)]
[Effect: Allows you to view the difficulty level and recommended singing skill level for any song]
Lu Ang's eyes lit up.
This is great stuff!
Now I know my own limitations even better!
My singing skills are not very good to begin with.
In addition, without prior practice, it's easy to ruin a song without even realizing it.
But I have this skill.
That won't happen.
It's just like playing a game on a computer.
I know the recommended and minimum configurations.
Then find out your computer's specifications.
Game performance aside, at least it won't cause your computer to lag or crash.
He couldn't wait to check out the information about "Sorrow".
[Song: Sorrow]
[Difficulty level for singing: Medium]
Minimum singing ability: 36C
[Recommended singing ability: 31B]
Lu Ang's smile froze for a moment.
36C?!
The minimum size is 36C?!
Recommending singing ability with a B grade?!
With his current D-level singing skills, he simply can't sing it!
He glanced at "People Like Me" again.
[Song: A Person Like Me]
[Difficulty level for singing: Medium]
Minimum singing ability: 32C
[Recommended singing ability: 13B]
It's also the lowest grade, C...
Recommended Grade B...
However, the minimum singing skill requirement is lower than that for "Sorrow".
This means that this song is a little easier to sing than "Xiaochou".
I recommend someone with better singing skills than "Sorrow".
This means that singing "Xiaochou" well will be more difficult.
Lu Ang could roughly understand this.
"Sorrow" is both in terms of pitch and emotional intensity.
Both are better than "A Person Like Me".
To sing to the best, the difficulty naturally increases.
A good performance will have a stronger impact.
But the problem is...
Lu Ang took a deep breath.
His singing ability is now 36D!
It's not B, it's not C.
It's D!
Absolutely awful!
He originally thought that his singing skills were low.
But there should still be hope.
A dozen or so ice creams should be enough.
But looking at it now...
That's far from enough...
They can't even reach the lowest threshold.
If you can't improve your singing skills by nearly 100 points within these three days.
He probably can't sing either of these songs!
Lu Ang frowned deeply.
To be honest, he wanted to sing both of these songs himself.
Unfortunately, it seems unlikely that this will happen at present.
Whether or not these two songs are ruined is secondary.
more importantly.
He was worried that he sang too badly and wouldn't be able to qualify as a "songwriter"!
How about... we let someone else sing one song first, and then keep one for ourselves?
Which one should we keep?
"Sorrow" or "A Person Like Me"?
He touched his chin.
I'm a bit conflicted.
But I quickly came to a conclusion.
If all else fails, we'll just have to let someone else sing for now.
In any case, I have to get the creator qualification first!
Anyway, I own the song copyrights, so whoever sings it will have to pay me royalties no matter when!
Thinking of this, Lu Ang felt a little better.
And this lottery has finally come to a complete end.
He used up all of his 130,000 hater points in total.
Although some more had accumulated by then.
But he has already decided to wait until next time to use it.
Lu Ang took a deep breath.
I started by taking stock of what I got from this lucky draw.
First, there are three basic singing ice creams, which are crucial, but as things stand, they won't be of much help to him for now. He needs more!
Then the 0.1 stamina was very useful. The moment he drew it, he felt his body felt better.
A beginner level of Wing Chun, if you can get certified, you'll become a martial arts star in the future—a huge win!
The basic rally racing skill... emmm... he doesn't even have a car, so this skill can only sit on the dust for now, we'll talk about it later.
I don't know what I'd do with all the fragments from "Pegasus" if I collected them all, so I'll just leave them for now.
The complete lyrics and music for "Just Because You're Too Beautiful" are a bit embarrassing, but at least it's a song, and maybe it can make some money.
The complete lyrics and music for "A Person Like Me" are from Golden Legend! This song is great; the songwriter's credentials are solid!
And the "Eye of Singing" skill is practical; it lets you know your own limitations and prevents you from singing carelessly.
As for that useless cooking skill, he had completely forgotten about it.
Although there are many thanks for your patronage.
But without a doubt.
These haters were totally worth the money!
It's totally worth it!
He went into the bathroom and took out three beginner-level singing ice creams from the system space.
Three crystal-clear ice cream cones appeared out of thin air in his hand.
It has a faint sweet fragrance.
Eating in the bathroom is indeed a bit strange.
However, this is the only place in the entire area without cameras, so...
Without hesitation, Lu Ang finished the ice cream in a few bites.
A cool sensation slid down from my throat to my stomach.
Then, he felt that his vocal cords seemed to have undergone some subtle changes.
He cleared his throat and tried humming a line.
"One cup to the rising sun, one cup to the moonlight~"
The sound is much better than before.
The vocal range has widened.
His breathing became more stable.
While it still doesn't sound good, let alone professional, at least it's not chopping anymore.
However, it's further down the line to the higher-level C-class.
It's still far from good enough.
Take your time!
Lu Ang nodded in satisfaction.
That's all for today.
There are two days left.
That's enough for me to get some more hater points!
He walked out of the bathroom, stretched, and lay back down on the bed.
After running this lottery for so long, your hater count must have increased quite a bit, right?
He subconsciously touched his pocket.
empty.
Oh right, the phone has already been handed in...
Lu Ang sighed.
Losing your phone means you can't see trending topics, which is a problem.
The more important problem is that we can no longer set the pace.
Isn't this cutting off my source of income?
He was somewhat depressed.
Next, at least tonight, I want to get more hater points.
I'm afraid we'll have to rely on cameras...
Lu Ang sighed.
There's nothing we can do but make these viewers suffer a bit.
His gaze swept across the room.
Finally, the camera focused on the cabinet.
The red light is flashing.
Live broadcast in progress.
He jumped out of bed and walked a few steps to the cabinet.
He reached out and ripped the camera off.
Then, she turned and went into the bathroom.
Turn on the tap, and hot water flows out.
He placed the camera on the sink, grabbed a towel, and roughly covered it with it.
The screen went black instantly.
But the sound can still be heard.
Lu Ang cleared his throat and smiled.
Then he opened his mouth and sang loudly in the water.
"Chicken, you're so beautiful~~~ baby~ oh oh~ Chicken, you're just too beautiful... You walking towards me make me so restless..."
The moment the song started, the system panel's blacklist notification sound began to ring out incessantly.
[Zhang Wei's hater rating +5]
[Li Na's hater rating +8]
[Wang Qiang's hater rating +10]
[Liu Yang's hater rating +6]
[Chen Xue's hater rating +7]
[Zhao Qian's hater rating +10]
[Hate value from Director Liu +20]
[Li Zhouneng's hater value +30]
[Xia Xiaoyue's hater value +50]
[From...]
As Lu Ang sang, he watched the numbers scrolling rapidly on the system panel.
My heart was filled with joy.
OK!
Well said!
The harsher the insults, the happier I am!
He sang even more enthusiastically.
"One more look and it'll explode! Get any closer..."
His ear-piercing singing echoed in the bathroom.
Meanwhile, the live stream outside has completely spiraled out of control.
"Holy crap??? What was that sound???"
Is he singing?
"Chicken, you're so beautiful? What does that mean? Why would a chicken be so beautiful?"
"Help! What song is this?!"
"It sounds awful!!!!!!!!!"
"This singing...it's so beautiful..."
"I have never seen such a shameless person!"
"Is he crazy? Singing in the middle of the night?"
"And she sings so badly!"
"I got goosebumps!"
"Cut it off! Cut it off now!!!!!!!!!"
In front of the monitor.
Director Liu Xin and Assistant Director Li Zhouneng exchanged a glance.
Both of them looked as if they had swallowed flies.
"What...what is he doing?" Li Zhou covered his ears, looking pained.
Liu Xin's expression was also very unpleasant.
The singing coming from the surveillance camera was pure torture.
If the song isn't good, then so be it.
The problem is your singing skills.
It sounds awful!
Every note felt like scratching a blackboard with a fingernail.
He turned his head and looked at Xia Xiaoyue beside him.
Xia Xiaoyue's face was also flushed, and she wished she could disappear into the ground.
"Assistant Xia, are you... alright?" Liu Xin asked tentatively.
Xia Xiaoyue forced a smile.
"No...it's nothing..."
Her voice was trembling.
But inside, a frantic roar was raging.
Sister Lan!
Didn't you say that Lu Ang was very introverted and socially awkward?
You call that introversion?!
Is this what they call social anxiety?
Does it mean social terrorist?
Sister Lan! Are you even watching? Please, open your eyes and make Lu Ang stop using his supernatural powers...
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