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Chapter 58 So you're also trying to be paranoid, aren't you?

Lin Kai was a little confused.

Moreover, he felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.

For example, a certain Mr. Nangong insisted on coming to deliver it...

"Is the title of 'the strictest father in female-oriented content' really that overpowered?"

"With this surge of good luck, the other party is practically begging to come knocking on our door?"

Frowning, Lin Kai looked at the city wall not far ahead and stroked his chin.

...

As Lin Kai arrived at the city wall, the orders were relayed down in an orderly manner.

Half an incense stick later.

On the city wall of Lie'an.

"What does it mean to make a human-shaped figure out of straw and thatch, holding a bamboo pole, and then have a soldier carry it on a warhorse?"

"What does it mean to tie a rope made of grass or wood to a horse's tail?"

Lin Kai looked down at the report from the scout in his hand and frowned.

Is this what it means to be paranoid and see enemies everywhere?

"We just got rid of one bookworm, and now we have another one who blindly copies military texts?"

"Women's online content really likes to show off their culture, right?"

Lin Kai raised his head and took a deep breath.

I thought to myself, "What do you mean?"

"By order of the general, transport the catapults previously developed by the supply battalion to the city walls, and also torches and oil..."

Lin Kai turned to look at the messenger beside him.

...

Lin Kai graduated from the Beijing Film Academy, not Peking University. He naturally didn't understand the exact structure of a catapult, but he knew that such a thing existed.

Then let's throw money at it... I refuse to believe that spending tens or hundreds of thousands of taels of silver won't get me a catapult...

After receiving orders, the soldiers of the supply battalion began to huff and puff as they transported the catapults.

the other side.

On a flat area a dozen miles south of Lie'an City.

"General, you truly possess the bearing of a dragon!"

"This strategy of seeing enemies in every bush and tree is something I could never have come up with even if I spent my entire life thinking about it!"

A man dressed in light silver armor rode on a white horse, turned his head to look at the woman beside him dressed in bright silver armor, and spoke with admiration.

These words were spoken.

"Of course!"

The woman raised her long neck and gave a cold snort.

"That scoundrel Lin Kai, he's already raised an army in rebellion, he's already attacked Tongde City, yet his next target is Lie'an City instead of Puyang City?"

"If Zhao Qingrou weren't my best friend, I wouldn't even know about this humiliation!"

Looking at the city whose outline was faintly visible in the distance, the woman gritted her teeth.

What do you mean by saying that Puyang City was not attacked because there were no important supply routes and transportation was inconvenient?

You clearly look down on me, Yu Wanqing!

"General, do not panic."

"Since this is a conversation that Miss Zhao overheard in the barracks, then Miss Zhao must have already successfully turned one of Lin Kai's generals to the side."

"So even if Lin Kai learns of the army's attack, once he leaves the city to meet them in battle, we can easily defeat him!"

The man looked at the woman galloping on horseback, nodded, and spoke slowly and deliberately.

Sigh, Yu Wanqing truly deserves to be called the most extraordinary woman of all time, both dashing and beautiful. I wonder if I, Li Anping, will ever be able to...

"Do you need to tell me that?"

With her phoenix eyes wide open, Yu Wanqing glanced at the man and spoke in an annoyed tone.

Stop flattering me, business is business! Don't think I'm the kind of woman who's all looks and no brains.

"It was my fault for speaking out of turn, I will..."

"Right, pass down the order to get the soldiers in line! What kind of morale do they have? They just didn't sleep all night, and they can't even handle this?"

"Yes, sir!"

"That's more like it."

Watching Li Anping turn and leave, Yu Wanqing nodded.

next moment.

"Hmph! Lin Kai! How dare you humiliate me! I will grind you to dust!"

Turning her head to look ahead, Yu Wanqing's face contorted with rage.

...

Yu Wanqing was very angry.

After all, in her view, you have the ability to start a rebellion, but you don't come to attack the city I'm defending. What's the meaning of that?

So when Yu Wanqing arrived outside Lie'an City.

"Lin Kai, you scoundrel! Get down here and face your death!"

Riding on horseback, with her left hand drawing her sword and her right hand holding the reins, Yu Wanqing roared loudly as she rode forward.

Lin Kai naturally heard these words.

But what Lin Kai valued even more was...

【Host detected %】(Actually: Objects around the host were detected)

【怀化上将军せ虞婉晴そこ90け%】(Actually: General Yu Wanqing from Huaihua is a 90-point beauty)

【将虞婉晴%¥#&*けしか,让Íοξγ*地】(Actually: To capture Yu Wanqing's heart and soul, making her completely devoted to him)

[Complete Ωψ, obtain the Mighty Vajra Finger (Constitution +30%, the finger has the strength of a hundred jin, when used in bed it can make a woman limp the next day)] (Actually: Complete the task, obtain the Mighty Vajra Finger (Constitution +30%, the finger has the strength of a hundred jin, when used in bed it can make a woman limp the next day))

"The Mighty Vajra Finger? What the heck? Another martial arts film?"

"However, this finger possesses the strength of a hundred pounds; using it on the battlefield can paralyze an enemy general, rendering them powerless..."

Looking at the pop-up data panel, Lin Kai stroked his chin.

Although it's a bit strange that martial arts moves are appearing again, this looks pretty awesome...

Thinking of this, Lin Kai scratched his ear.

He glanced at the army stretching for more than two miles behind Yu Wanqing, and the scarecrow held in the arms of each soldier.

"Stretching for over two miles... and according to the rule that female-oriented content doesn't understand spacing... 50,000 light cavalry?"

Lin Kai was a little suspicious.

Is that correct? A military governor with 50,000 troops in his territory?

He hesitated for a moment.

"By order of the general, use catapults to launch torches and oil!"

Turning around, Lin Kai looked at the messenger standing beside him and gave the order.

If we don't manage to wipe out the enemy with a laugh today, then we're practically bombing the enemy!

You'll see enemies everywhere... You'll see enemies everywhere during a siege...

...

"Whoosh! Whoosh!"

One by one, torches were launched by soldiers using catapults.

The ending is basically predetermined.

The soldiers in Yu Wanqing's army were basically exhausted from not sleeping all night, and their movements were a little slow.

Now, the scarecrow in his arms bursts into flames the moment it touches the torch.

"ah!!!"

"Fire! Run!"

"Erdan! Quickly put out the fire on your body!"

"Third Brother! Quickly take off your armor!"

The soldiers immediately began to wail and howl.

Every now and then, soldiers would scream in agony as they were consumed by the raging flames.

Seeing the tragic scene, he looked up and glanced at the "meteor torches" that were constantly hurtling towards his army from mid-air.

"?"

Yu Wanqing's originally confident expression instantly froze.

What's going on?

Wait a minute! Doesn't the military text say that "using grass and trees to lure the enemy will create immense psychological pressure, causing them to flee at the mere sight of the enemy"?

And why does my heart pound faster the closer I get to Hunter's City?

Yu Wanqing was a little confused.

But then I heard screams of agony behind me.

"Damn it... Lin Kai, you brat, just you wait!"

Yu Wanqing bit her lower lip.

She had to admit that this was the first time she had made a mistake since joining the army.

Despite her extreme paranoia, Lin Kai was not deterred and even resorted to such a morally reprehensible scheme!

With a sigh, Yu Wanqing turned around.

"All troops retreat! Cease the attack..."

Yu Wanqing shouted.

However, Yu Wanqing only got halfway through her sentence.

"call out!"

The sound of whistling wind arose.

Hearing the noise, Yu Wanqing, suddenly alert, turned her head.

"This is……"

"Impossible! This place is at least 200 paces away. How could someone shoot an arrow at me from 200 paces away?"

Seeing the arrows shooting towards her in her line of sight, Yu Wanqing's red lips parted slightly, her face full of horror.

What kind of innate superhuman strength is this? Does Lin Kai's army have someone who can defeat ten thousand men?

Thinking of this, Yu Wanqing gritted her teeth again.

Just as he was about to flip his wrist to block.

"General, be careful!"

A gasp of surprise rang out.

Then, in Yu Wanqing's sight, a figure suddenly pounced over.

Followed by.

"Pfft!"

As the cloth tore open, blood spurted out instantly.

...

In contrast, Yu Wanqing stared blankly at Li Anping, who had fallen from his horse and collapsed to the ground.

"That doesn't seem right?"

Standing atop the city wall, Lin Kai stroked his chin.

When I saw you were about to run away, I drew my bow and shot an arrow at you.

And then the person next to you blocked it for you?

I hesitated for a moment.

"Pah! You deadbeat simp!"

Lin Kai spat and turned around.

He took arrows again from the quiver of the soldier next to him.

"I refuse to believe you have many more people to shield you!"

Lin Kai nocked the bow and aimed.

The bowstring was just drawn to its fullest extent.

"Anping! Wake up! Wake up! How can I live without you!"

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