Reborn in 1981, the first to get rich start with dairy cows.
Chapter 110 Shit Pit
"Let's go!" Shen Dong patted Li Hu's arm, who was also listening to the training session, and called him out.
"What's wrong, factory manager?" He had barely finished speaking when he saw the kids in the team, realized something, and immediately said, "Those two bastards are out?"
"Yes, Tiger, Da Mao and Er Mao secretly slipped out to go to school."
A glint of light flashed in Li Hu's eyes as he asked, "Factory Manager, what do you mean?"
"Go to school!" Shen Dong said through gritted teeth.
Li Hu immediately responded, grabbed a half-thick wooden stick from the corner of the wall, and followed.
"This time I'll break their legs!"
"Don't grab the stick!" Shen Dong pressed him down and said in a deep voice, "I have other ways."
The two quickly rode their bikes to the village primary school.
The school consisted of just a few mud-brick houses, and the playground was all dirt, with a few kids running around.
It was almost evening, and school hadn't let out yet. Before the two of them even got close, they saw two people loitering under the wall.
The two men, with straws in their mouths, were sunbathing, looking rather nonchalant.
Li Hu's eyes widened, and he was about to charge forward: "Dongzi, see how I beat you up..."
"Stop!" Shen Dong grabbed him.
Li Hu panicked: "Dongzi, those two pushed Xiaomin into the river, and you're still stopping them?"
Shen Dong ignored him, his eyes fixed on the two brothers, a cold smile playing on his lips: "Giving them a beating is too lenient. I have a better way."
"What method?" Li Hu was taken aback, and then a lewd smile appeared on his face.
"Wait, it's not time yet!" After saying that, the two hid to the side to observe.
It wasn't until the two brothers were about to get up to go to the toilet that Shen Dong whispered a few words to Li Hu.
Li Hu chuckled, and the two of them ran over.
At that time, the school toilets were all earthen dry toilets, with walls made of adobe bricks, pits dug deep into the ground, and two stone slabs laid on top. They were smelly and dark.
Shen Dong and Li Hu pinched their noses and walked around to the side of the toilet. Li Hu whispered, "Dongzi, will this method really work?"
"Give it a try! What if it works!"
Then the two of them made terrifying noises. Shen Dong had watched a lot of horror movies in his previous life, and the noises he made even scared Li Hu, who was standing next to him.
Sure enough, there was immediate movement in the toilet.
"Who?!"
"Who...who's there?!" Tao Ermao asked tremblingly, shivering.
"I'm a female ghost, I died so unjustly~~" Shen Dong said as he moved his body toward the door.
Then she put on a straw headdress to cover her face.
Tao Damao was so scared he couldn't urinate. He had just pulled up his pants and was about to run out when a pale, grimy face suddenly appeared in front of him.
Startled, he immediately turned around and bumped into Tao Ermao behind him.
Er Mao stumbled, his left foot tripping over his right, and he fell backward. In his panic, he grabbed Da Mao's clothes.
"Brother~~ glug, ah...glug~~"
Li Hu also ran to the door and was stunned to see the two brothers fall down.
But he remembered Shen Dong's instructions not to show his face, so he carefully watched from the wall.
In an instant, the stench filled the air.
The school's latrine is a natural fertilizer, so although it looks deep, it doesn't actually contain that much filth.
The two of them struggled, cried, and screamed in the cesspool, their bodies covered in black and yellow mud, their hair and faces smeared with it, and they didn't even dare to cry out loud.
Li Hu felt his stomach churning and quickly ran to the side.
Shen Dong stared at it for a couple of seconds, then gave a cold laugh.
Then he left the scene with Li Hu.
Tao Damao and Tao Ermao scrambled out of the cesspool. Some students and teachers heard the noise and came to check, but they were overwhelmed by the stench before they even got close and dared not approach.
It wasn't until two figures, dripping with filth, reeking of foul odor, and barely able to stand, appeared that everyone realized someone had fallen into the cesspool.
"Oh my god, someone fell into the latrine!"
"Ugh~~"
"It stinks! Get out of here!"
The two brothers couldn't hold it in any longer. Suppressing their nausea, they ran home, muttering, "I encountered a ghost, and a female ghost at that!"
Before they even got close, the overwhelming stench had already permeated the entire team, and everyone rushed out to check the situation.
"Shuangfeng, quick! Your two kids have gone mad!"
Wang Shuangfeng was chatting idly when she heard someone say that the child had gone mad. She didn't believe it and retorted, "How can you curse like that? Your child is the one who's crazy. My two sons are perfectly fine at home."
"Really, you should go and take a look!"
No sooner had I finished speaking than someone else came over and said the child had fallen into the cesspool.
That's when he got a little scared and rushed home to check on things.
In early March, before the temperature had risen, the two brothers first poured water into a basin, then took off their shirts and, shivering, lifted the basin to pour it over themselves.
While crying and watering the plants, she gagged and hastily put on a clean set of clothes.
When Wang Shuangfeng arrived home, the two brothers were already sobbing uncontrollably.
"What's wrong, son? What's wrong... Ugh..." She had barely gotten close enough to say a few words when the stench hit her head, making her unable to continue.
After calming down a bit, she finally spoke, "Why does it smell so bad... ugh..."
This time, I couldn't hold it in any longer and ran outside to dry heave.
Tao Ermao burst into tears: "Mom, we've encountered a ghost! Waaah~~"
This time, Wang Shuangfeng didn't dare to approach. She stood outside the door and asked, "What ghost? There's no ghost! Don't talk nonsense!"
"It's true, Mother. If you don't believe me, ask my brother. He saw it first!"
Tao Damao chimed in, "It's true, Er Mao is right, I really saw a ghost, with white hair hanging down, but I couldn't see its face."
Seeing how convincing the two brothers were, Wang Shuangfeng dared not question them anymore.
At that time, there really were talk of ghosts and gods.
"Then...what's with this stench?" Wang Shuangfeng asked, pinching her nose.
"My older brother was so scared that he threw us both into the outhouse."
Just then, a gust of wind blew by, and Wang Shuangfeng quickly moved away. After the stench dissipated, she said, "You two wait a moment, I'll go get some more hot water. You should wash your hair properly first."
After a long time of work and several washes, the stench on the two of them finally dissipated.
However, the rumor that the two brothers encountered a ghost during the day still spread throughout the team.
As the parties involved, Shen Dong and Li Hu had already fled the scene and appeared in Shen Dong's office.
"Hahaha, Dongzi, you're really amazing! How did you come up with such a wicked idea!" Li Hu had been laughing all the way, and now his stomach hurt from laughing so much that he lay back in his chair.
"Hitting someone won't solve anything. If we beat him up today, what if he retaliates tomorrow? Should we fight back? That's definitely not going to work," Shen Dong explained with a smile.
He remembered clearly that the two brothers would commit a crime next year, and unless his rebirth brought about significant changes, they would both be in jail next year.
But his sister is his Achilles' heel, and he can't be touched. Since the two of them did something wrong, they have to be punished. It's impossible to wait until next year.
Therefore, considering his relationship with Wang Zhiqiang, he indeed chose not to show his face.
After this incident, things will be quiet for a while. We'll send them back to jail next year!
"Tiger, go ahead. Tomorrow is the trial run, which is crucial. Don't let these things distract you."
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