I slay evil in the Department of the Supernatural
Chapter 108, Section 107: An Alternative Solution, Sacrificing Oneself to Get Out of Class
Chapter 108, Section 107: An Alternative Solution, Sacrificing Oneself to Get Out of Class
Buzz!
Xu Lindong drove his extraordinary motorcycle and arrived in front of the car with its hazard lights flashing, which was already somewhat deformed, in the blink of an eye.
At this point, two of the car's four tires had burst, the car was tilted, and smoke and sparks were coming out of the hood.
The scene was quite terrifying.
A powerful surge of extraordinary energy rippled through the car, and one could almost see the billowing smoke and struggling figures inside.
It looked like the car could explode at any moment; it was extremely dangerous.
Xu Lindong's approach startled Long Ling and the others inside the car.
Although they were unable to escape from the car, they could still see the scenery outside.
Seeing Xu Lindong suddenly rushing over on his bicycle, Long Ling cursed under her breath, "You brat, didn't I tell you to run away with your tail between your legs if I failed? Why are you still rushing over to your death?"
"Chief Long, none of you should rush to unleash your extraordinary powers to stimulate this car. Let me try!"
Xu Lindong stopped his motorcycle and shouted loudly.
He then suddenly jumped out of the car and quickly approached the car with its hazard lights flashing.
His eyelids twitched slightly. Thinking of the result he got after testing the straight razor blade earlier, he could only accept it now.
He immediately bent down and began to stroke the car tires.
They even went on to tap and slowly turn the wheels, as if loosening the car's muscles.
The deformed car body trembled slightly, and a strange sound like a water pump came from under the hood.
"it works!"
Xu Lindong felt relieved and immediately started working on the next tire.
According to the guidance of the Goddess Houtu, in order to decipher the patterns of evil spirits, one must understand the source of their power in order to find the right remedy.
The source of the eerie power of the hazard-flashing car and the straight-blade razor is the same ghost general.
Therefore, we cannot treat a car as a car or a knife as a knife, but rather treat them all as a ghost general.
By pleasing the Ghost General, one can naturally break the evil laws governing malevolent entities.
Therefore, based on Houtu Niangniang's understanding of the ghost generals of the underworld, Xu Lindong, after trying various methods inside the Tower of Babel using a straight knife for scraping faces, finally found the pattern to break the code.
That is, the process he is currently following.
Don't treat the car like a car, treat it like a living person.
No, you have to treat him like an easy-going, flattering ghost general to appease him.
He busied himself massaging his shoulders and legs, and the car with its hazard lights flashing gradually quieted down.
The hood, which had been smoking as if it were angry, stopped shaking, and the black smoke faded away.
"Yes, that's it. Massage your legs, shrug your shoulders. Getting angry is bad for your health and not worth it."
"Rub your chest, calm your breath, and instead of getting a sore throat, drink some water."
Xu Lindong was somewhat excited. Without stopping, he simply lifted the hood and fanned the hot, sparking engine to cool it down.
The way he fawned over the fight and tried to mediate left everyone in the car stunned.
What is this guy doing?
Trying to get close to some evil or strange creature?
The strange thing is, that thing actually responded to this.
As the evil forces suppressing them recede, the signs of self-destruction also weaken.
This crisis—
Can this kind of flattery, this kind of bootlicking, really be used to resolve things?
"This guy..."
'
Long Ling looked surprised. "It seems we've found an alternative way to crack the pattern of cars killing people with hazard lights flashing."
"It seems so..."
'
Cai Chen's eyes were strange. "But this way of doing it makes the car look a bit dirty..."
"No matter what, Ah Dong has found a way to break the pattern of this evil creature's killings, and we are saved now."
Lu Qian, who was in the front passenger seat, was panting.
Her long hair stood on end, and half of her body was numb from the electric shock.
But seeing Xu Lindong's appearance gave her hope again, and her eyes lit up.
Just then, with two "tap taps," Xu Lindong arrived at the driver's seat and knocked on the window.
"Open the door!"
Everyone in the car was stunned, staring at him out the window.
It's too abstract.
Who is he talking to?
They were trapped in the car and couldn't get out; the bolts had been locked long ago.
This is no ordinary car door; even Cai Chen's power, unleashed by the Earth Mountain Lord, couldn't open it.
But at that very moment, there was a "click".
The latch that was originally locked suddenly popped open, and the car door opened by itself.
Outside the car, Xu Lindong breathed a sigh of relief.
The method is correct.
Having pleased the Ghost Commander, the vehicle, corrupted by his power, indeed adopted his habits and accepted him.
He opened the car door and got into the driver's seat, glancing at Lu Qian with her frizzy hair, suppressing a laugh.
Laughing would be completely inappropriate in this situation.
As soon as he sat down, he honked the horn twice.
Everyone in the car jumped.
Because the car is still filled with a cold, damp atmosphere, and the other three doors are still locked, the danger is not yet over.
"Take a step back, and the storm will pass; give way, and your mind will be clear and your vision serene."
"7
Xu Lindong gripped the steering wheel, muttering to himself.
Three circles to the left and three circles to the right, as if loosening the muscles of this eerie car.
"If you step on the gas, your parents have raised you for nothing; arriving home safely is the true victory... Don't get angry while driving; anger harms your health. Listen to some music and relax..."
""
As Xu Lindong spoke, he reached out and turned off the warning lights on the instrument panel one by one.
Then, with a casual press, even the air conditioner that had been blowing cold air was turned off.
The funeral music in the car stopped, and instead, hoarse, old-fashioned instrumental music began to play.
Surprising.
It's too abstract.
No one said a word, all staring at Xu Lindong's seemingly calm actions, but his body was clearly tense, obviously extremely nervous.
"How did this kid find such a bizarre solution? Why didn't he use it sooner? He just discovered it!"
Long Ling felt strange and muttered to herself.
"Crack, crack, crack!"
Just then, the locks on the other three doors popped open simultaneously.
The chilling, supernatural power inside the car began to dissipate.
The surrounding ghostly figures and evil spirits all faded away and disappeared.
Long Ling breathed a sigh of relief and exchanged a glance with Cai Chen, both seeing the surprise in each other's eyes.
At this moment, Xu Lindong, who was sitting in the driver's seat, breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It should be safe now. I'll turn off the engine, everyone get ready to get out of the car."
As he spoke, his hand was already on the old-fashioned car key below the steering wheel.
Everyone was taken aback.
They had noticed the car key before, but no one dared to touch it.
Previous records also indicate that the car keys could not be taken away or moved.
Xu Lindong had also looked at the information, but he wanted to give it a try.
He looked serious as he turned the car key in the car.
However, the car key remained unresponsive, and the car could not be turned off manually.
"Don't touch the car key, everyone should open the door and get out now!"
Long Ling suddenly said, her pretty face serious, "While the car doors are still unlocked and the car isn't using any more evil power to suppress us, let's leave immediately. I feel something's wrong."
Xu Lindong was startled and turned to look at Long Ling, noticing that her red clothes had turned white, while her white clothes seemed to be turning black.
This seemed like some kind of reminder or omen.
"Walk!"
Cai Chen twisted open the left-side car door.
Long Ling simultaneously pushed open the right-side car door.
"withdraw!"
Xu Lindong nodded to Lu Qian and Grandpa Liu in the middle of the back seat, then opened the car door and rushed out.
On the other side, Lu Qian moved extremely quickly, pulling open the door and leaping out.
"Whoosh, whoosh!"
As soon as the group stepped out of the car, several muffled thuds were heard, and all four doors slammed shut simultaneously.
"This is really weird—this car only calmed down a bit before, it's actually still sulking—"
Xu Lindong had just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to step back when he subconsciously glanced back.
He suddenly stopped in his tracks, his expression changing drastically.
But there was still a figure inside the car, who did not come out.
"Uncle Liu!"
Xu Lindong's pupils contracted.
Grandpa Liu, who was in the middle of the back row, had already stood up, but he was obviously a moment too slow, or perhaps he subconsciously wanted the person next to him to go first.
But by the time he moved to the door, the car door had already slammed shut.
He was left in the car.
"Old Liu!"
Cai Chen's expression changed drastically, and he reached out to pull the car door open.
"boom!"
Flames suddenly shot out from the car's fuel tank, instantly engulfing the vehicle.
"The car's going to explode!" Long Ling shouted sharply, "Retreat!"
"Uncle Liu!"
Xu Lindong kept his eyes fixed on the inside of the car.
The firelight danced on Grandpa Liu's aged face, twisting his figure into a swaying afterimage.
Inside the car came Grandpa Liu's calm voice: "Let's go, don't worry about me—even if I used my door-opening ability, I couldn't open this door."
Through the scorching glass, Xu Lindong saw Grandpa Liu slowly turn around and smile at him.
The old man took out a cigarette, brought it close to the spreading flames, and calmly lit it.
As the sparks flickered, flames shot up onto my sleeve.
He took a drag of his cigarette, his voice suppressing the burning pain, yet clear: "Xiao Xu, remember what I once said—fire is mercy, the door is a boundary. Mercy—also has its limits."
"As long as you stay true to your original aspirations and raise your gaze from the stove to the sky, what you want will no longer be just a stove."
"It is the entire Heavenly Dao."
As soon as he finished speaking, a layer of golden-red light appeared on the car body.
The power of the door gods was fully unleashed, suppressing the rampaging evil spirits.
"get out of class dismissed."
His voice suddenly turned cold, like the final toll of a bell: "I can only hold out for a few more seconds, go!"
"withdraw!"
Long Ling gave a low shout and decisively retreated.
Xu Lindong was shocked and could only retreat quickly, not wanting to let Grandpa Liu's good intentions go to waste.
Almost the instant they had run a dozen meters...
With a loud "boom," the entire car with its hazard lights flashing suddenly exploded in flames, sending countless parts flying in all directions amidst the violent blast wave.
Inside the car, Grandpa Liu's figure flashed in the firelight and instantly turned into flying ashes.
Xu Lindong felt a sudden jolt in his back, as if he had been struck by a giant hammer.
A large part hit him squarely on the back.
Even though he was wearing a specially designed protective combat suit, he was still thrown away by the blast wave, groaned, and coughed up blood.
This was no ordinary explosion.
Even in his "Kitchen God's Blessing" state, he was still shaken by this extraordinary impact, suffering internal injuries and feeling as if all the bones in his body were about to fall apart.
If you're still inside the car—you're certain to die.
He stumbled to his feet and realized that what had knocked him flying was a broken car seat.
"What?"
He turned around abruptly.
The flames and thick smoke rapidly dissipated in the gray fog, and the scattered parts also vanished quickly along with a cold, eerie power.
It was as if that strange car had never existed.
But it did take Mr. Liu's life.
At this moment, the broken seats on the ground were also rapidly dissipating along with the evil power.
It is foreseeable that this car with hazard lights will soon be reassembled and reappear elsewhere.
Xu Lindong's heart tightened, and he quickly scanned the thick fog around him, but saw no one else.
He gritted his teeth, lunged forward, and reached out. The lines of a door god instantly appeared on his face as he pressed his palm heavily onto the broken chair.
Repression!
A fierce shockwave exploded from the seat, almost knocking his hand away.
"town!"
Xu Lindong shouted in a low voice, and the character "Qin" clearly appeared on his forehead. His energy and extraordinary power suddenly condensed.
The dilapidated seat paused slightly, but continued to dissipate.
Just then.
The Tower of Babel on his neck flashed, and the gate to the ninth floor burst open with a roar.
The broken chairs that had been suppressed by his subordinates vanished into thin air, and he was instantly imprisoned in the tower.
Xu Lindong breathed a sigh of relief.
Even though it is known that this may not prevent the restructuring of Shuangshan Automotive.
But taking away a portion of its evil power, even if it's just one less seat, will give us a better chance of dealing with it the next time we encounter it.
But then I think of Grandpa Liu, who was just blown to pieces—
"Your Majesty!"
Xu Lindong's face turned ugly, and his consciousness suddenly sank into the Tower of Babel.
"Why did this car turn on me in the end, even though I had already pleased Ghost Commander?"
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