I slay evil in the Department of the Supernatural
Chapter 72: Closing the Door and Beating the Dog
"help?"
Upon hearing the voice of the Earth Goddess, Xu Lindong was startled. He looked up at the top of the Tower of Babel, saluted, and smiled, saying, "I can handle this myself for now. Thank you for your concern, senior!"
After this response, there was no further sound from the top of the tower.
"I only have a little over three thousand merits left. If I really need to ask the Earth Goddess for help in the future, I wonder if the appearance fee will be enough..."
"And...it seems she's been holding a grudge about my good deeds?"
"I need to find an opportunity to test her limits. Right now, it seems she can't do anything to me, but a limited test is still necessary..."
Xu Lindong shook his head, and then his consciousness quickly exited the Tower of Babel.
He got up and pressed the flush button, put the faceless mask back on, and then felt his phone vibrate.
When I picked it up, I found it was a message from Yi Qianxun.
"Dongzi, some foreigners have come looking for trouble, but Ding Jian stopped them. They've gone to the arena now, come quick!"
His gaze sharpened, and he immediately left the restroom. Before he could find many people, his phone received another message.
"Ding Jian has already lost. That fat foreigner is incredibly powerful; he seems to be a Dark Mage. Dongzi, maybe you shouldn't come. He's been looking for you from the beginning, saying he wants to stand up for that big black guy..."
"Oh no, he's already gone. It looks like he went to find you."
Xu Lindong looked up and saw a fat foreigner with a full beard looking around as he walked through the crowd and headed aggressively toward the restroom.
"I think I've already seen him."
He abandoned the idea of going out and sent a message to Yi Qianxun, asking him to bring Lin Xiao out of the arena and wait for him in the hall.
Then, he turned around and went back to the bathroom.
Wearing the faceless mask, neither the foreigner nor anyone else entering or leaving the restroom could detect his presence.
Almost immediately after he retreated back inside, the fat man with the thick beard strode in.
Xu Lindong reached out and politely closed the door for him, then locked it from the inside.
"Um?"
The moment the door clicked shut and locked, the bearded fat man suddenly realized something was wrong.
He twisted his neck and caught a glimpse of a figure standing beside him out of the corner of his eye!
I hadn't even noticed it myself.
Before he could turn around completely, a large hand, carrying a scorching heat wave, slammed down on his face like a red-hot iron!
"Fuck!"
The fat man let out a startled roar, his hand clenching tightly in his sleeve.
A thick, shadowy power suddenly erupted from the collar, transforming into countless writhing, jet-black tentacles that attempted to block.
But the other party left no room for negotiation.
And once they start, they go all out, showing no regard for martial ethics, launching sneak attacks and fierce assaults!
"Bang!!"
A loud explosion!
The golden-red flames, carrying a violent impact, collided violently with the shadowy tentacles.
In just a moment, those seemingly eerie shadows were torn to shreds by the blazing fire in the stove, exploding into a cloud of black smoke!
The fat man felt a burning, sharp pain on his face, as if he had been splashed with lava.
The immense force slammed into his neck with a strange "crack," sending his obese body flying backward and crashing into the urinal behind him.
The shattered ceramic mixed with urine splattered all over him.
His mind was buzzing, his vision was blurring, and he hadn't even managed to lift his head.
"Snapped!"
A foot, carrying acrid smoke and the still-burning stove fire, stomped hard on his greasy, fat face!
"Cough... Ugh!"
The pungent smoke rushed into his nasal cavity, causing him to cough violently and making him feel even more dizzy.
That foot seemed to be rooted to the spot, pressing down on him firmly, the residual heat of the stove fire scalding his skin.
"Bang!"
Immediately following was another fierce kick, which struck the earlobe acupoint.
The fat man's vision went completely black, and he fainted on the spot.
The golden-red flames that had been leaping around Xu Lindong's body gradually subsided and retreated back into his body.
He glanced down at the burly, bearded man sprawled on the ground, then stepped forward expressionlessly and kicked his bloated belly and ribs a few more times.
After confirming that the other person wouldn't wake up anytime soon, he took out his phone, took a picture of the fat face covered in urine and scorch marks, opened the chat app, and sent it to Ding Jian.
"I've avenged you! I hope I didn't hit the wrong person; he's so ugly, it must be him."
It doesn't matter anymore. Anyway, even if it's a mistake, they're still foreigners, birds of a feather.
Xu Lindong looked at the staff that had rolled on the ground, lost in thought. "The Federation's Mystic Path... is it a dark magic path for black mages...?"
He bent down to pick up the staff on the ground.
After thinking about it, I changed my mind.
Such extraordinary items might be cursed or subjected to some kind of dark magic by the other party, so it's best to avoid them.
Alternatively, it would be best to send them all directly into the Tower of Babel.
However, considering the grand scale of the event and the large number of people outside, many people saw the fat man enter the restroom.
If he suddenly disappears... even though he's wearing the Faceless Man's mask, it's hard to guarantee he won't reveal something.
"Forget it, even Grandpa Ta wouldn't eat this kind of urine-cured stuff."
Xu Lindong kicked a few more times, and then heard a commotion outside the bathroom, including shouts from foreign women.
He calmly walked over and opened the door, pondering the behavior of these foreigners.
"According to Yincha Han, they did indeed collude with the Sequence Superhumans from other nations..."
If they really wanted to cooperate with the Salvation Society in causing trouble, outsiders shouldn't be so high-profile and attract attention.
Unless… these flamboyant guys in front of us are just a smokescreen.
Before he knew it, he had opened the door, and a foreign woman rushed in, completely ignoring his presence.
Several men suddenly entered the bathroom.
Xu Lindong slipped away amidst the chaos, and no one paid him any attention. Even if they saw his back, they assumed he had just finished urinating.
"The Faceless Man's mask is really useful, especially for sneak attacks."
Xu Lindong touched his face, finding it quite amusing.
If he were to confront that dark mage head-on without using his zombie powers and trump cards, the fight might continue for a while longer.
But if you wear the Faceless Man's mask and launch a sneak attack, you'll win easily.
He quietly removed the mask and put it in his pocket, which greatly reduced the feeling of suffocation.
Upon entering the hall, they saw Yi Qianxun and Lin Xiao.
"Dongzi, why did you call us here? Are you going to fight that Valentine?"
Yi Qianxun looked doubtful, unable to figure out Xu Lindong's plans.
"No, come with me first, I have important business to attend to."
Xu Lindong grabbed Yi Qianxun's hand and whispered instructions to the stunned Lin Xiao.
"I'll take my sister Xun back; that's enough influence I've built up today."
Lin Xiao was filled with questions.
He was waiting to see Xu Lindong teach the arrogant Valentine a lesson.
Unexpectedly, Xu Lindong asked him to send Yi Qianxun away right now.
But he didn't dare ask any more questions. He had come with Xu Lindong today and met quite a few new-sequence superhumans, becoming familiar with their faces, which already satisfied him...
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