Zerg: Cold and aloof Major General, stop pretending to be innocent, I have a headache!
Chapter 17 Being Scolded to His Face
The waiter led him to an empty table: "Is this alright with you?"
"Okay." After Jiang Xu sat down, the other person was about to hand him the menu again, but he stopped them: "Just give me a steak and a salad."
"Okay, please wait a moment."
The waiter noted down the names of the dishes and then left.
Jiang Xu even felt that the other person breathed a long sigh of relief when his back was turned to him.
He couldn't help but think of how Fei had seen him, and frowned slightly: Was he really that scary? He hadn't done anything wrong, had he?
"This brother."
Jiang Xu's thoughts were interrupted by a sound coming from the next table. He looked at the person, but they were half-hidden behind a curtain.
"What's up?"
"Hey, all male insects are one big family, right? I often eat here, how come I've never seen you before? Did you move here recently?" The male insect opposite him was very familiar with Jiang Xu and asked him a few questions in a row.
"Um."
"I knew it! Bro, you look like this, I'm sure I'd remember you."
Jiang Xu felt that what the other person said was a bit exaggerated, and the other person seemed to have seen through his thoughts:
"Seriously, there are plenty of good-looking female insects on this street, but I've never seen a male insect like you."
Since he was able to go up to the second floor, the other party had no doubt about Jiang Xu's gender.
"Really?" Jiang Xu asked.
"Of course, I have a photographic memory." With that, he emerged from behind the curtain and sat down in the chair opposite Jiang Xu, acting as if he were no outsider at all: "Want to be friends?"
Jiang Xu then got a clear look at Dui's appearance: short and chubby, with regular features, and a pair of big, dark eyes staring at him from his round face.
Joyful occasion.
Jiang Xu's first reaction upon seeing the insect was like that of Maitreya Buddha.
"I'm not lying to you," the other party said, ignoring whether Jiang Xu paid attention or answered, and proceeded to give Jiang Xu a thorough introduction to the family backgrounds of the remaining male insects on the second floor.
After saying that, he boasted to Jiang Xu, "How about that? I told you, I have a photographic memory."
Jiang Xu didn't believe the other party had suddenly come to him; he simply wanted to make friends: "So, what's the matter?"
"Tsk, you're telling me? I really do want to be friends with you." Afraid that Jiang Xu still wouldn't believe him, the other person introduced himself: "My surname is Yu, and my name is Yu Heng."
I just thought you were good-looking and wanted to be friends with you.
Yu Heng has a little quirk: he likes to be friends with anyone who is good-looking, regardless of gender.
"......." Jiang Xu was embarrassed. Where did this quirk come from?
Besides, he didn't think he was good-looking.
Speaking of good-looking people, he inexplicably thought of Fei.
Realizing that what I was doing was wrong, I quickly brought my thoughts back to the present.
As they were talking, the waiter placed his food on the table: "Please enjoy your meal. If you need anything else, there's a button on your left. Press it and a waiter will come up to you."
After saying that, the waiter gave Yu Heng across from him a strange look and then left.
"Oh, you like beef too? I like it too." Yu Heng said in surprise when he saw the food on Jiang Xu's table.
Fearing the other party wouldn't believe him, he even brought his own food from his own table.
He pretended to point it out to Jiang Xu.
"I understand." Jiang Xu felt utterly powerless.
After receiving Jiang Xu's reply, Yu Heng never returned to his seat. The two insects just kept talking while the other listened in silence.
The mealtime passed just like that.
After finishing his meal, Jiang Xu wiped his mouth clean before pressing the call button next to him.
Soon, insects appeared below.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
This time, a different, unfamiliar female insect came up, which surprised Jiang Xu.
The new waiter noticed his confusion and immediately explained, "The waiter who worked earlier had some family matters to attend to and had to leave early."
"Just let me know if you need anything later."
Jiang Xu hummed in agreement and raised the communicator in his hand: "Check out."
"Okay," the waiter immediately took a small, delicate sensor from his bag, which displayed Jiang Xu's order and its price on a small screen. "Look, if there are no problems, I'll..."
Jiang Xu glanced at it: "Hmm, no problem."
The sensor gently touched the communicator on Jiang Xu's hand, and automatically played a notification sound indicating that the payment was successful.
"Your communicator will receive the bill shortly. If you have any questions about the bill, please come to the store and find our front desk."
The waiter put away the sensor and gave Jiang Xu a standard bow: "Thank you for coming again."
Jiang Xu stood up, supporting himself on the armrest of the chair. Yu Heng saw this and said anxiously, "No, brother, wait for me a moment, I'll be right there."
"......." Jiang Xu glanced at the other person, wondering why the other person was so bold.
Or rather, the thickness of one's skin.
Yu Heng really only made Jiang Xu wait for a minute before quickly eating, and the bowl was soon empty.
He stood up, grabbed a piece of paper, casually wiped his mouth, threw the paper in the trash can, and said, "Let's go."
In the time it takes to eat a meal, Jiang Xu has gained an insect by his side.
"Let me tell you, brother, I know this area like the back of my hand. Whether it's male or female insects, as long as you can ask me, I can tell you their family background clearly."
Jiang Xu initially thought the other party was exaggerating.
He tentatively pointed towards his own home.
Yu Heng immediately stopped him, saying, "Hey, bro, don't point."
He pressed Jiang Xu's hand down and said in a low voice, "That's the home of Major General Fei from the First Military Region. Not long ago..."
He calculated for a moment and continued, "It was a month ago that she married a male insect. I heard that Major General Fei was originally going to the battlefield to accumulate enough military merits to be promoted to lieutenant general."
He could then choose whether or not to mate with a male insect. Alas, all his efforts were in vain.
He particularly dislikes male insects; in fact, he practically suffers from androgyny.
Yu Heng thought of something, covered her mouth and whispered to Jiang Xu, "You must have heard about the male insect he married."
Jiang Xu couldn't quite describe his feelings; he just felt very strange.
The other party assumed that Jiang Xu was silent because he didn't know about Fei, and then mysteriously said, "It's that Jiang Xu, the male worm from the Jiang family."
"What's wrong with him?" Jiang Xu asked in response.
"Huh?" Yu Heng looked at Jiang Xu strangely: "You don't know! It's that mysterious Jiang family, the very rich one."
After he finished speaking, Jiang Xu's eyes were still full of thirst for knowledge.
"Ugh, that's the guy who kills insects without batting an eye and has a penchant for collecting female insect wings. Rumor has it that he has an entire wall full of female insect wings, all sorts of them."
After Yu Heng finished speaking, he clicked his tongue twice and sighed, "I don't know what sins this Major General Fei committed in her past life to marry such a male insect."
Jiang Xu didn't dare to talk back when the insect insulted him to his face.
Because he was unaware of everything the other person was saying.
As for whether the Jiang family truly had a wall of wings, he suddenly asked Yu Heng, "You make it sound so real, have you actually seen it?"
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