Zerg: Cold and aloof Major General, stop pretending to be innocent, I have a headache!

"?" Jiang Xu looked at the other person with a conflicted expression and asked, somewhat puzzled, "What's wrong?"

Fei, unsure whether the other party genuinely didn't know or was feigning ignorance, said in a deep voice, "My lord, the Jiang family hasn't sent your clothes over."

Since the two insects got married, he not only saw Jiang Xuzhen yesterday, but also the elders of the Jiang family.

To this day, he has never seen one of them.

His marriage was utterly ridiculous; his name was removed from the military register, and he was sent back to his residence.

Not only was the house renamed, but all of her assets were transferred from her own account to the other party's name. Even the appearance of the insect was based on a photo provided by the Male Insect Protection Association.

How tragic!

This is the life cycle of a female insect.

Jiang Xu didn't know what he had said that had hit the other person's sore spot.

Why is it a pain point?

Because he could sense the killing intent emanating from the other party.

Forehead!

It can't be that serious. He just wanted to put on some clothes, how did it escalate to this level?

He opened his mouth, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Get me a set of your clothes."

I can't really wear the same outfit from last night, and besides, the clothes have a strange smell on them.

"Yes." Fei hadn't expected this answer.

This insect is actually wearing his clothes. Rumor has it he hates female soldiers the most?

He got up naked and dressed casually in front of the bed, unaware that the insect on the bed had turned its head to one side.

Fei returned to the second bedroom, stood in front of her wardrobe for a moment, picked up a set of clothes that she rarely wore, and then looked at a box of new underwear placed to the side.

As soon as she thought of something, her face instantly flushed again.

Jiang Xu is somewhat different from ordinary male insects. He covers his neck when he walks outside, and unfamiliar insects might mistake him for a female insect.

They're about the same height, but their figures seem...

"Don't overthink it, he's a male," Fei muttered, patting his burning face.

No matter how good a male insect can be, don't lose yourself because of the little bit of tenderness they give you.

The sudden thought of General Lan caused the heat on his face to drop to freezing point as quickly as it met cold air.

Yes, the tragic deaths of the female insects around him are still fresh in his mind. What is he hoping for?

Male?

Ah!

Jiang Xu looked at the man—no, the female insect—whose temperature had dropped even further back into the bedroom, and frowned slightly: What's wrong now?

She looks exactly like a man, but just like those rich girls I've been on blind dates with before, her temper is so unpredictable...

He then saw the other person kneel down in front of the bed and neatly place the clothes on the edge of the bed.

"..." Does he like kneeling so much? Or is it a Zerg tradition? Jiang Xu was confused for a moment.

He glanced at the worm kneeling with its head down, then picked up the clothes from the edge of the bed.

Hmm? Why can't I lift it?

Then he saw the hand on the other end of the clothes, and he looked at the other person silently.

The other person seemed to sense his gaze and slightly raised their head: "Please..."

"No need." Jiang Xu coldly interrupted the other person, understanding without even thinking what he meant: "Take your hand away."

He has hands!

"..." The other party's resolute refusal startled Fei. "Yes."

After Jiang Xu finished dressing, he bent down, picked up the slippers from the side, and placed them on the bedside. After a few seconds, a pair of fair feet stepped off the bed and slipped into the slippers.

"My lord, please wash up first. I'll go prepare breakfast for you." Fei reached out to straighten the other's trousers and said while still kneeling.

"Hmm." Jiang Xu nodded, glanced at Fei, and thought it was better to leave sooner rather than kneel in front of him.

He couldn't bear to see this scene; he had been taught from a young age that everyone should be equal.

He really couldn't get used to this scene of people kneeling down all of a sudden.

He went into the bathroom and closed the door. Soon after, he heard the sound of a door closing outside, which meant the other person had gone to cook.

After washing up, he looked at the insect in the mirror and said, "From now on, I'll take care of your insect life. As for those troubles, I'll clean them up. You're welcome."

He raised an eyebrow slightly, a smile playing at the corners of his lips.

As for what will happen when the original owner returns in the future, he doesn't care. For now—he can only live the way he wants to live!

Following his memory, Jiang Xu arrived at the restaurant on the first floor.

He glanced at the newspaper on the table in the main seat and sat down without hesitation.

newspaper?

It's a rare find, and quite retro.

He unfolded the newspaper and glanced at the text on it, a square script similar to Chinese characters.

But can anyone tell him what's written on it? I can't understand it at all!

When his original friend called him before, he thought it was some kind of decoration.

So this is their insectoid script!

Why didn't he retain any of the original owner's memories? How is he supposed to unlock this skill?

Why can't text be seamlessly switched when there's no seamless voice transfer?

When Fei brought the food up, he saw that the male insect seemed to be worried. He glanced at the newspaper in the other's hand and understood.

He placed the food on the table in front of the male insect and knelt down at its feet: "Please punish me, Master."

Jiang Xu was already somewhat troubled, and the other party's words and actions only made him more worried. He slowly murmured, "Punishment?"

"Yes, I shouldn't have put my newspaper in front of your seat." He was used to living alone and had just casually put the newspaper down by the door when he went downstairs.

Out of habit, he placed it in front of the chair he usually sat in.

Starting today, this seat no longer belongs to him.

"Please punish me," Fei said.

"..." Not really. Jiang Xu figured it out and quickly got used to it. He put the newspaper aside and said, "Let's eat."

He only realized after he finished speaking that there was only one dish of food on the table.

"?" One serving of food, two insects. He looked at the kneeling insect in confusion: "One serving?"

"Yes, this is breakfast prepared especially for you." Fei remembered that the female servant's rules clearly stated that the male insects should prepare a daily breakfast.

Jiang Xu tilted his head slightly to look at Fei beside him: "And you?"

"Please allow me to take my nutritional supplements after you finish your meal."

"Nutritional supplements?" Jiang Xu asked, puzzled. "Go get some."

Fei remained silent for a moment, then got up and walked to the storage cabinet outside the kitchen. He took out a document, held it in his hand, and looked at Jiang Xu's back.

Why would you be interested in this?

He hesitated for a moment before placing the nutrient solution in front of Jiang Xu and then knelt down with his knees bent.

However, his knees did not touch the floor as expected. He looked at the insect supporting his knees with his legs and was shocked.

However, what the other person said next deepened his shock even further.

"From now on, you won't have to kneel at home." Jiang Xu picked up the nutritional supplement on the table, examining it curiously, his words sounding perfectly normal.

Fei rested his bent knees on the other person's legs, frowning as he looked at him, wondering if he was hallucinating.

Did the other person really say that?

So, should he kneel or not?

Before he could dwell on it any longer, Jiang Xu glanced at the conflicted insect and said, "Stand still."

The other party was also an adult insect, and the strength of his entire body was supported by one leg.

He was finding it difficult to cope.

At this moment, Jiang Xu realized: Although he looked exactly like this insect, his body seemed to be inadequate!