Zerg: Cold and aloof Major General, stop pretending to be innocent, I have a headache!
Chapter 6 Eating Grass
Jiang Xu sighed inwardly; it seemed there was no escaping it: "Ask."
"Okay, okay, thank you for your cooperation." Michelle said gratefully, afraid that the other party would say again in a few days.
"In the two weeks since our marriage, has your mistress behaved inappropriately towards you?"
"An overstepping of boundaries?" Jiang Xu asked, based on the information Fei had given him. They had only spent these two days together.
So far, it seems that he has overstepped his bounds more. Although he did not inflict the injuries on the other party, he will eventually be held responsible.
"Yes, for example, disrespect towards you, lack of obedience, or some other dissatisfaction you have with him," Michelle explained.
"..." Jiang Xu: "No."
Well, perhaps his answer was too straightforward, because both Michelle and Fei, who was involved, were a little stunned.
"Are you sure?" Michelle was somewhat surprised. Jiang Xu's reputation was well-known among the employees. He was already quite surprised to see Fei open the door unharmed.
The answer that came without hesitation was even more unexpected.
After all, even the best male insect will have some dissatisfaction with the female.
Jiang Xu tapped the sofa armrest lightly with his index finger, not quite understanding the other person's surprise.
"What? This answer isn't acceptable?"
Michelle realized her reaction was inappropriate and agreed, "Yes, yes."
He picked up his pen and truthfully wrote "none" in the large blank space under the first question.
This is the most concise answer he has ever written. The reason why such a large section is reserved for this question is entirely because the answers and opinions of male insects are varied.
Even worse, some people insulted them for not giving the other party enough room to maneuver.
After taking notes, he looked up at Jiang Xu again: "Next question, what type of dominatrix do you like?"
Jiang Xu paused, wondering why another unfamiliar title was being used.
Aren't the wives of the Zerg called female servants?
Female monarch?
There are also status levels?
The message from the female insect contained only the word "female servant".
Helplessly, he pointed to Fei standing to the side: "That's the kind of person he is."
As soon as he finished speaking, all the remaining insects in the room turned to look at Fei, showing that Jiang Xu's words had a significant impact on him.
However, in terms of appearance alone, he is indeed good-looking.
Whether it's her figure or her face, she's considered outstanding among female insects.
Unfortunately, their social status is somewhat lacking.
"Okay, then." Michelle picked up her pen again and started writing in the survey record. "Then we will match you with a female ruler based on your preferred type."
"I hope Your Excellency Jiang Xu will cooperate fully on the occasion."
Jiang Xu understood what he meant; his question meant that he was going to introduce him to another female insect.
"......."
I've never been so speechless. Aren't these two insects newlyweds?
Or should we treat it as a kind of insect?
Jiang Xu discovered once again that he was not only illiterate, but now it seemed that he had added another trait—legal illiteracy.
"Is there anything else?"
"No, no." Michelle put away the investigation report, glancing at the documents in Fei's hand out of the corner of her eye.
We'll get back whatever we can, even just one item at a time.
"Then we'll come back in a few days to pick up the documents." The survey required the male insect to fill out and sign it. Although he was happy to do it for him, the other party didn't seem willing.
Jiang Xu nodded slightly, and the two insects quickly left.
Fei saw them to the door, and as they were leaving, Michelle turned to look at Fei and said, "Major General Fei is really lucky."
Lord Jiang Xu has treated you very well.
After all, it's rumored that not a single female insect has ever gotten the better of that male.
Fei didn't speak, silently following beside him.
The male insect was very kind to him?
Ha, it's just not the right time yet. If things were really good, he could get a share.
He still has self-awareness.
"You should take good care of her," Michelle said, shaking her head, seeing that the other person didn't take her words seriously.
A silent, mocking laugh.
"No need to see me off," Michelle said.
Fei watched them board the aircraft and then closed the door.
When he returned to the living room, the insect that had been sitting on the sofa was nowhere to be seen.
The newspapers and research materials that were originally on the table had also disappeared, presumably taken by the male insect.
He was right; Jiang Xu had indeed taken it.
When Jiang Xu went downstairs in the morning, he deliberately looked at the layout of the second floor and saw a room that looked like a study. When Fei sent the two insects out, he took these things upstairs.
Unfortunately, he is currently illiterate and urgently needs to learn.
Upon arriving on the second floor and opening the door, I found it was indeed a study.
He sat down directly in the single leather chair at the table and took out the newspaper that Fei had been reading earlier.
He deliberately wrote down every single word of the article as the other person read it aloud.
This is all thanks to a skill I developed while studying.
He glanced at the stack of white papers on the table, randomly picked up two sheets, and recited the contents from memory.
Fei stayed quietly in the room all morning. Thinking that the male insect hadn't eaten breakfast, she prepared lunch early.
But no matter how long they waited, they didn't see the male insect come downstairs.
He had no choice but to go upstairs to remind the other person to have lunch.
He glanced at the closed bedroom door, hesitated for a few seconds, and then knocked directly on the door: "My lord, please have lunch."
Jiang Xu inside did not respond to him, and he didn't know whether he should knock on the door again.
As I hesitated and knocked on the door again, the door to the study, which was not far away, was opened from the inside by a bug.
Jiang Xu opened the door, glanced at the other person, and walked downstairs unhurriedly. Fei saw this and quickly followed.
Jiang Xu glanced at the plates on the table and was satisfied.
After all, it wasn't all grass anymore, and he was indeed hungry now.
"The master didn't eat breakfast. I don't know if the food wasn't to his liking, so I added some venison to the lunch without permission."
Fei's words seemed perfectly normal, but Jiang Xu didn't know whether he should swallow the meat he had chewed.
Venison! It must be the venison he's thinking of!
Seeing his frozen posture, Fei quickly knelt down: "Many male insects enjoy eating venison."
He stopped abruptly halfway through his sentence, feeling there was no need to explain, and simply bowed slightly, touching his forehead to the ground: "Please punish me, male insect."
He overstepped his bounds.
Jiang Xu put down his knife and fork, grabbed a napkin, and wiped his mouth. He saw the insect beside him, which was crouching low, but its back was still straight and upright.
It was as if he could be bullied; they would pick fights for no reason.
"What did I say this morning?" He looked at Fei. If he didn't want to kneel, why did he have to make this gesture?
Fei, who was lying on the ground, suddenly stiffened. He remembered what Jiang Xu had said that morning and tentatively propped himself up to look at the other person.
He stood up only after seeing that the other person was not really angry.
"Next time, let's try a different kind of meat." Jiang Xu put the meat on his plate aside and reluctantly started munching on grass.
His biggest wish right now is to be able to eat meat tonight.
He hasn't eaten anything since last night, and what he really needs right now is high-protein nutrition to replenish his energy, not the grass in the pot.
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