My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

What a magical world!

Watching the chaotic scene unfold, Zhang Chen felt utterly disheartened.

Father!

Mother!

Have you forgotten about your child?

They're probably having another baby.

Damn it!

What incredibly bad luck!

Feeling depressed.

He didn't want to look anymore and turned to go home.

We entered the building.

I ran into a man in his forties.

He also had tattoos on his body and wore a huge gold necklace, looking like a gangster.

But that's not the most eye-catching thing.

Instead, there were two women beside him.

Forehead!

To be precise, they were two female paper figures.

They were two big foreign women.

High nose bridge, blond hair, snow-white skin, long legs.

They were dressed so lightly.

At first glance, it looks exactly like a living person.

But his skin was wrinkled, his chest had a huge hole in it, and one of his balls had deflated.

The old man looked awkward.

"Hey, Xiao Zhang, did you come back from collecting incense offerings?"

When he returned, the guy grinned, revealing a gold tooth, and asked with a smile.

"Yeah, Hai-ge!"

Zhang Chen nodded.

"So, are you interested in these two? They're not expensive, just ten yuan a day!"

Jin Ya Hai Ge pointed to one of them, "Natasha, made based on the big bear model. After it was burned for me, it was used more than ten times. I accidentally damaged this part, but the facial features are still very regular. There's no problem there either. Be careful, it's not a big deal to have some fun."

After saying that, he leaned close to his ear and said slyly, "Since you're my neighbor, this price is a great deal!"

"this……"

Zhang Chen looked troubled.

"Don't like it? No problem. This Annie is modeled after Scarlett Johansson, and it's incredibly lifelike. Everything else is perfect, except the mouth is a little torn, but with your head covered, it's not a big deal..."

Hai Ge looked like a pimp.

Zhang Chen looked troubled.

It would be a lie to say I don't want to.

But... I'm poor.

"Dad, if you really don't want to burn money, buying two female dolls would be fine too~"

He thought to himself, "What am I complaining about?"

"Xiao Zhang, it seems you're really in trouble. How about this, I'll introduce you to a rich woman later. You can make money and enjoy life, and that will solve your food problem too!"

Hai patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "In this godforsaken place, staying alive is the most important thing!"

Zhang Chen was numb.

Wouldn't that mean I'd have to become a male masseur?

A wealthy female businessman?

I don't deny that some of them are good-looking.

But aren't most of them in their seventies or eighties?

He saw it with his own eyes.

In an affluent neighborhood, on a red-light district, a seventy-year-old woman is seen with two young men...

Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

"Never mind, Hai-ge, I'll go find some work to do for now!"

Zhang Chen was helpless.

"Alright, I know you have backbone, which is a rare quality!"

Hai Ge didn't laugh at him.

Instead, he offered a word of encouragement.

After all, these days, in this godforsaken place, how easy is it to survive?

It was at this moment.

A woman who was about 1.63 meters tall walked in from the staircase.

She was dressed in a kimono, with her head bowed and eyes downcast, and she walked with small, quick steps.

It's obviously from Japan, the land of cherry blossoms.

but……

After she walked over, she went straight to Hai Ge and called out, "Hai Ge!"

Then he bent over, opened his hands, revealing a stack of banknotes.

It looks like it must be worth a little over ten thousand yuan.

Hai Ge immediately beamed with joy.

"Good job, Aiko. Come home with me now, and we'll go earn money again tomorrow!"

"Okay, Hai-ge!"

Na Aiko nodded and followed Hai Ge.

They could definitely live a better life.

Hai Ge listened with a helpless wry smile, "Little Zhang, haven't you noticed that I have fewer and fewer female admirers?"

After saying that, he cursed and swore, "Those little brats, when they were alive, I, as their elder brother, was loyal and protected them. Now that they've been dead for only two years, they've burned more than a dozen paper effigies of women for me, and they're not going to burn any more? They're really disloyal!"

Listen to his indignation.

Zhang Chen couldn't help but say, "Could it be that those underlings are also dead? Or are they in jail?"

Hai Ge paused for a moment.

He immediately started cursing, "It's actually fucking possible."

As he spoke, his gaze dimmed.

That's all he has to offer.

Once he runs out of money, it will be difficult for him to earn any more.

After all, he's not a young man anymore.

I can't marry a rich woman.

If all else fails...

Then I'll only be able to be a pimp.

"No, we need to find one now!"

Hai Ge thought to himself.

"Okay, I've reached the door, I'll go back and rest now!"

He didn't mention this to Zhang Chen.

After saying that, he led the three paper women into the house.

Zhang Chen watched with his own eyes as the two foreign women and the Japanese girl walked into the coffin room, stood in a row next to the door, and stood there like paper figures with their eyes closed!

Um, it seems she was originally a female paper doll.

"Forget it, it's impossible anyway!"

Shaking his head, Zhang Chen turned and went back into the house.

Actually, he should be looking for a job right now.

But in this godforsaken place, in these godforsaken times, finding a job is as difficult as ascending to heaven.

The economic situation is very bad.

the most important is……

He is waiting.

Who are we waiting for?

Waiting for Aunt Zhao from the neighborhood committee.

Oh, she should be called Matchmaker Zhao.

They specialize in matchmaking and arranging marriages, including ghost marriages.

This kind of work isn't something just anyone can do.

You need to know how to deceive.

The saying goes, "Humans are paired with ghosts, ghosts are paired with ghosts, and good ghosts are paired with paper figures."

These are Zhao the Matchmaker's three main businesses.

A couple of days ago, Aunt Zhao was really impressed by how handsome this young man was.

They would take the initiative to come to my door and say they wanted to introduce me to a potential blind date.

They spoke with such eloquence and charades.

They said the other person was a beautiful, sexy woman who had just died six months ago.

She's also a rich, beautiful, and successful woman.

The family burned a lot of money.

In this world of the dead, in the underworld, I feel lonely and cold, and I just want to find a warm-hearted man to comfort me.

Hey!

Isn't that a coincidence?

I just happened to run into this really handsome and warm guy.

Just act as a matchmaker and pull a rope.

The referral fee is only ten yuan.

Zhang Chen was tempted.

White, rich and beautiful girl.

Hey, rich and beautiful.

A rich and beautiful woman who doesn't lack money.

Holy crap, I absolutely have to be near them.

I sat on the edge of the bed.

Clutching the money for his funeral in his pocket.

Zhang Chen stared longingly at the doorway.

I waited for about an hour.

Then they heard a loud, clear voice from outside, speaking with a strong Central Plains accent.

"Zhao Dezhu, come out and get your wife!"

Zhang Chen immediately stood up and rushed to the door.

A middle-aged woman in her fifties, dressed in red and green and with a flamboyant appearance, was seen leading a shy woman to stand in front of the coffin house at number 119.