My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

"Ye Wei?"

Upon reaching him, Zhang Chen greeted him with a smile, though somewhat hesitantly.

"Who are you?"

The beautiful woman looked up and frowned.

"Zhang Chen was introduced by Aunt Zhao!"

Zhang Chen quickly introduced himself.

At the same time, he tugged at the corner of his slightly wrinkled suit and put on an even more ingratiating smile.

no way.

I need a bag.

Moreover...

Who doesn't love a bro?

"I'm Ye Wei, but you seem quite different from what Aunt Zhao described!"

She scrutinized Zhang Chen, her face full of suspicion.

"This... there's not much difference, is there?"

Zhang Chen's heart skipped a beat.

broken.

A matchmaker's mouth is a deceitful devil.

I hope Aunt Zhao won't cause any trouble.

"Please sit down!"

Ye Wei maintained her ladylike posture and said something to him.

Zhang Chen nodded and sat down.

Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that Ye Wei's features were truly beautiful.

She has a ladylike demeanor.

Right? Something about this outfit looks a little off.

There's a feeling of being out of place.

"Mr. Zhang, when Aunt Zhao introduced you, she said you earned seven or eight thousand a month, lived in the Linjiang residential area, and had an excellent living environment. But looking at your suit... it's been years since you've worn it?"

"It's only been a year, just one year since I last changed it!"

Zhang Chen quickly explained, "My parents only burned this one item for me, there was nothing they could do!"

"Sure, I'll buy it!"

Ye Wei stared at him.

Zhang Chen was so embarrassed.

He cursed Aunt Zhao in his heart.

He finally understood.

Aunt Zhao is a complete swindler.

Speak ghost language to ghosts, and speak human language to humans.

It's likely that she's the one causing the trouble, just to make her own hard-earned money.

What he said to her was definitely completely different from what she said to him.

"I don't have the money to buy it!"

Zhang Chen was so embarrassed he wanted to disappear into the ground.

"No money? Why are you going on blind dates if you have no money? You're wasting my time!"

Ye Wei's expression changed instantly.

Zhang Chen's face darkened.

This is way too realistic.

"Aunt Zhao said you feel empty, lonely, and want to find an honest and reliable young man..."

"You believe that? Someone as beautiful as me, why would I want a poor bastard like you?"

She was utterly ruthless.

He spoke with such sharp and sarcastic remarks.

Zhang Chen frowned upon hearing this.

"Hey, what kind of manners do you have?!"

He couldn't help but reply.

"Manners? You poor bastard, you want to talk to me about manners?"

These words were spoken.

Zhang Chen instantly became furious.

But the next moment, he chuckled and said, "Looks like Aunt Zhao was right, you really are after my money!"

"What do you mean?"

Ye Wei was taken aback.

"Ha, a tattered suit is all it takes to expose your true colors?"

Zhang Chen feigned composure.

Actually, I was extremely nervous.

He's not an actor.

Pretending to be rich or poor to go on a blind date is actually quite difficult to pull off.

However, this is what he said.

Ye Wei was also stunned.

The next moment, his expression changed instantly, and he chuckled somewhat sheepishly, "So you were acting just now? What a coincidence! I'm an actress too. Before I died, I was a fairly well-known actress!"

Zhang Chen was completely dumbfounded.

Goodness, learning something new and applying it immediately?

Is she really that bitchy?

Ha ha.

Based on your performance just now.

If I don't make you bleed profusely, I'm not Zhang Chen.

With that thought in mind, he calmly unbuttoned his suit jacket, revealing his chest—that's right, he didn't even have a shirt.

But in Ye Wei's eyes, it was just that this handsome guy had stopped pretending.

"Waiter, we'd like to order!"

Zhang Chen shouted domineeringly.

"Yes, sir!"

The waiter appeared like a ghost.

He was also holding a beautifully designed menu in his hand.

"Here's the menu, please take a look!"

"Um!"

Zhang Chen nodded.

When I took it and looked at it, I almost dropped it.

Damn it.

A single serving of stir-fried five-color incense costs 888.

A bowl of plain white porridge from a steamed bun shop in Pingjiang costs 68 yuan?

Is this robbery?

If you flip through the pages further, it gets even more incredible.

A top-grade incense stick that has been used in a Buddhist temple incense burner is priced at 1688.

A basket of exquisitely crafted steamed hairy crabs, made by chefs who served as imperial chefs for generations, costs 680 yuan.

There's also a top-quality red wine that was burned, priced at 6888.

Damn it.

Let alone stir-frying five-colored incense.

He couldn't even afford ordinary white porridge.

But that doesn't stop him from ordering food.

"This, this, this..."

Dot it several times.

Spending tens of thousands.

That bottle of red wine alone costs almost seven thousand.

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!"

The waiter smiled and turned to serve the food.

Ye Wei's eyes widened, and her tone changed.

Two big, round eyes, full of admiration.

"Mr. Zhang... no, brother, I never knew you were so rich!"

"This is nothing, I've eaten much more expensive things!"

He started by showing off.

Actually, he was drooling all over the place.

It's true that I'm trying to scam you.

You can't just scam people and leave.

You should at least eat something, right?

I've been living off charity and offerings lately.

My mouth is so bland it's practically tasteless.

"Wow, Aunt Zhao really wasn't lying to me!"

Ye Wei suddenly transformed into a well-behaved girl.

She even speaks more gently now.

"Um!"

Zhang Chen nodded, feigning profundity.

Ye Wei noticed his expression.

She also realized that she had just offended him.

She coughed twice quickly and said sheepishly, "Brother, please don't take it to heart. I was blind. But don't worry, I won't stop you from finding a wife!"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Zhang Chen was taken aback.

"Brother, will you take me in?"

Ye Wei's words completely stunned him.

"Will you take care of me?"

He looked dazed.

But Ye Wei smiled shyly, "Brother, I'm very cheap, only 20,000 a month. As long as you pay, you can do whatever you want, and I will never resist."

As she spoke, she opened her legs, which had been pressed together.

"Brother, look..."

"Pfft~"

Zhang Chen almost vomited blood.

Is that so bold?

Is this really the only miniskirt you own?

No.

Even if you just died and don't know the rules.

Surely it's not necessary to beg for a bag?

Such great conditions.

Who wouldn't be happy to just find someone to marry honestly?

Just then.

The food has arrived.

"Two servings of stir-fried five-color incense sticks~"

"Two baskets of steamed hairy crabs~"

"Two top-grade incense sticks~"

"A bottle of fine red wine~"

……

Looking at the stir-fried five-colored incense in front of me—which is actually just broken and crushed incense sticks that have been burned and placed evenly in a small porcelain bowl for easy sucking—I felt a strong urge to suck the incense.

However, the incense sticks are five colors.

It represents five different types of incense.

The quality, appearance, and capacity are all excellent.

From this perspective, the asking price seems reasonable.

After all, it's genuine.

And steamed hairy crabs...

It really is steamed hairy crab.

The moment it was placed on the table, the aroma of freshness filled the air.

The fragrance is intoxicating.

As for those two top-grade incense sticks...

They placed the incense sticks in two bowl-shaped incense burners in front of the two of them.

A stick of incense, as thick as a little finger, contains an incomparably pure and potent aroma.

As for red wine?

It is now placed in the middle of the table, with two wine glasses placed beside it.

That's quite romantic.

"Brother, you eat first~"

Ye Wei said politely.

"Yes, please don't be shy..."

Zhang Chen didn't finish his sentence before burying his head in his food.

He took a big, sudden bite.

The bits of incense from the stir-fried five-colored sesame oil instantly turned into smoke and entered the nasal cavity.

I just finished eating this, and immediately opened the steamer, grabbed a hairy crab, and started eating.

"Wow, it smells so good, it's delicious!"

Zhang Chen was so moved he cried.

It's been a year, and I finally feel alive again.

Just like eating hairy crabs while you're alive.

Ye Wei on the other side was completely dumbfounded.

What's going on?

Why does it look like I haven't eaten in centuries?