My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

The saying goes, "When you've been single for a long time, even a sow looks pretty."

Besides, it's a butt like that.

"Stop, stop, stop! That's a dangerous idea!"

Zhang Chen cursed himself under his breath and decisively stepped forward.

"I'll just touch it once~"

He walked up.

"How about we steal it?"

But then I thought, this is just too disgusting.

Stealing a female paper doll is somewhat understandable.

What's so special about stealing a butt?

But this size!

This shape!

That's just right.

You can even kick it into a suit jacket.

"Ugh, it's you, you bastard!"

Suddenly a scream rang out, mixed with curses.

Zhang Chen jumped in fright.

Looking inside, they found Ye Wei's head in the trash can.

Her neck is now broken.

Half of his face was trampled.

All that's left is a crooked eye and a mouth.

"You're still touching me?"

Ye Wei shouted, "Help! The person who dined and dashed is right here..."

She screamed.

Zhang Chen was startled.

If those two burly men saw this, wouldn't they arrest me?

He immediately exclaimed, "Oh dear!"

He yanked Ye Wei's head out, threw it on the ground, leaped up, and stomped on it hard, causing it to explode on the spot.

His head exploded, and the sound stopped abruptly.

But Zhang Chen was afraid.

Even with only a PG left, it's not a guarantee of safety.

He immediately pulled that thing out and threw it on the ground.

"I'm stomping, I'm stomping, I'm stomping as hard as I can!"

Until it's crushed into neutrinos.

He then stopped and took deep breaths.

Damn it, that scared the hell out of me.

Look at Ye Wei.

It's all shattered into pieces.

PG is useless now, of course.

He wiped his sweat, muttering regretfully, "Damn, I went too far. I should have left a butt!"

Of course, he was just talking nonsense.

Ye Wei's head is completely shattered.

That thing is obviously unusable.

Just then.

There were footsteps on the stairs.

Zhang Chen was startled and immediately slipped away.

Wait until you run out of the square.

He finally felt relieved.

I was so frustrated.

My ten dollars!

but……

It doesn't seem like a bad deal.

At least I splurged a little at the Night-Blooming Jasmine Garden.

Its belly is full of goods.

It's okay if I don't eat well for three days.

I walked for more than 11 minutes.

Zhang Chencai returned to Taipingwu Community.

As soon as I entered the residential area, I saw a police car parked downstairs in front of three buildings.

What is a "trash car"?

It's actually a police car.

The designs are so varied and not very consistent.

The only thing they have in common is that they all have the same kind of warning lights on top, just like those in the human world.

As for why there's no uniformity?

There's not much we can do.

The cars that burned down from above weren't in batches.

They were all collected for public use.

The car in front of me looks very familiar.

Wuling, the legendary car.

It's durable, reliable, and inexpensive.

It was deeply loved by grassroots officials.

"Officer, my dad just burned ten million for me, and now it's all been stolen! I... I don't want to live anymore..."

Before I even got close, I heard a sobbing sound.

Take a closer look.

Hey, isn't that the chubby white guy who receives charity offerings?

Was I robbed?

"Hey, what are you crying about, you grown man? We're here to investigate, aren't we?"

The male officer frowned deeply.

He also had a Mauser pistol tucked into his waistband.

This is also known as the Mauser C96 pistol.

"Holy crap, they even have guns? I wonder who the person's parents were who burned them, that's outrageous!"

Zhang Chen thought to himself.

"Officer, you have to help me! Ten million! I haven't spent a single cent yet!"

The chubby man burst into tears.

Zhang Chen was very understanding.

To be honest, the journey seemed peaceful and uneventful.

That's for poor bastards like them.

If anyone's parents burn money down, they will immediately be targeted.

robbery!

steal!

Paper renter!

Those are the three great calamities of the dead world.

The saying "don't flaunt your wealth" applies here as well.

"I really don't know why I'm dead!"

Zhang Chen shook his head and turned to leave.

He has no time to sympathize with others.

In a couple of days, when the relief offerings run out, he won't know how he'll survive.

We entered the building.

I was just about to go back to the coffin shop.

The door diagonally opposite opened.

Hai Ge came out from inside with a dark expression.

He was accompanied by two large foreign women.

One of the foreign women was utterly humiliated.

I'd been holding it in for a while.

It's all turned into an airport now.

Two holes can be vaguely seen below the collar.

And another "Black Widow" is Yangma.

It wasn't much better.

My mouth was just a little sore before.

It's become an airport now.

Even the PG is like it's deflated.

It was incredibly eerie to watch.

"Brother Hai? What's going on?"

Zhang Chen was taken aback.

We can't pretend we didn't see this head-on collision.

"Damn it, some perverted customer ruined my two beautiful foreign women!"

Hai Ge's face was as black as charcoal, almost red, and he looked ready to roll up his sleeves and start a fight.

"That's so perverted?"

Zhang Chen asked.

"You bet! Damn it, I contacted a customer yesterday who said he liked the 'Three Yin Brings Prosperity' style and offered a pretty high price. I was momentarily blinded by greed and sent both of them along. And what do you know, when they came back, not only did they not pay me enough, but they also broke my two favorite pieces. How am I supposed to make money now?"

He cursed and swore, trembling with anger.

Cutting off someone's money is like taking their life.

Hai Ge relies entirely on this to earn a living.

This makes it unusable.

How could he not be anxious?

Unlike others, he could continuously burn paper effigies of women.

If it gets damaged, then it's all gone.

"What should we do then? Is Hai-ge going to cause trouble for that guy?"

Zhang Chen asked a question.

"Find him? Of course we have to find him! Damn it, I'm a big shot up there, how could I ever put up with this kind of humiliation? We have to get him!"

After saying that, he stormed off with the two foreign women.

Zhang Chen quickly went back inside.

It's a mess.

It's much more chaotic than what's happening above.

Although there is a neighborhood committee.

There were officials.

Can……

The security situation has deteriorated rapidly over the past year.

He could clearly sense that there were more robberies on the streets.

"I'm tired, time for bed. Let's see if I can appear in my parents' dreams!"

He was full of anticipation.

But I was mentally prepared.

It's been a year, and I haven't succeeded even once.

Damn it!

My roommate here gets to have a dream come true at least once a month.

I dare not say whether or not anything will be burned.

But at least there's some hope.

How is that like me?

It's been a year, and I've been having dreams about it every night.

It never succeeded even once.

That's absolutely outrageous.

"If all else fails, I'll just sleep all day. I refuse to believe it..."

He muttered to himself as he lay down on the coffin bed.

Perhaps I was particularly sleepy because I was full.

Before long, he had fallen asleep.

She fell asleep.

But Zhang Chen was perfectly conscious.

It completely lacks the hazy feeling you get when you're dreaming.

just like……

It was as if he hadn't slept at all.

But he knew that he was sleeping on a plywood bed.

"Is this... a success?"

Zhang Chen was momentarily stunned.

Just then, he suddenly felt himself floating upwards.

A black hole suddenly appeared overhead.

It sucked him in immediately.

The next moment, he appeared in a familiar scene.

This is a farmhouse courtyard.

The sky was bright and sunny, but there were three suns.

"The Three-Body Problem?"

Zhang Chen muttered.

But I immediately realized that I had entered a dream.

Such absurd situations only occur in dreams.

Then he saw a boy of about seven or eight years old with a buzz cut in the yard, using a slingshot to shoot birds.

"Hey, Chenchen, don't hit him like that! What if you hit the neighbor's house?"

A voice shouted out.

A woman in her early thirties, wearing a plaid shirt, jogged over.

Zhang Chen burst into tears instantly.

"Mom~"

……