My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

Chapter 18: My head was ripped off, and he still dared to mock me!

Zhang Chen was flustered, his mind went blank, and his face was full of astonishment, as if he never expected to run into someone here.

"What should we do? Kill them to silence them?"

In a moment of panic, Zhang Chen had this thought.

Unexpectedly, the blond guy opposite Zhang Chen suddenly gave him a "I understand" look, gave him a thumbs up, and said, "Dude, you're awesome!"

"Awesome?"

Zhang Chen was a little confused.

How am I awesome? No, I don't understand.

You looked so embarrassed just now, how come you have such a knowing smile now?

"Let's hurry up and make room for this guy. Look at him, he's in such a rush, he'd even take half a woman. He must not have had meat in ages!"

The tattered paper figure next to Huang Maochong said something.

The woman glanced at him seductively, covered her mouth and chuckled, even deliberately exposing her collar as she struck up a conversation, "Brother, what's so fun about a half-woman? I'll give you a discount!"

Zhang Chen was completely dumbfounded.

No? What are you two thinking?

Half a paper doll... huh? Oh, holy crap, do you guys think I have this kind of hobby?

He was stunned. He couldn't help but look down at half of Ye Wei's body... Well, he had to admit, there was some truth to it. Although half of her body looked a bit creepy, if you ignored the empty lower half... it wasn't so bad.

After all, in terms of looks, figure, face, and size alone, Ye Wei was far superior to that streetwalker.

However, at this point, Ye Wei refused to accept it.

As soon as she saw someone, she struggled desperately, her big eyes looking pitiful, her neck twisting frantically as she tried to beg for help from the person and the paper figure.

Unfortunately, she was just a paper doll, weak to begin with, and her body was fragile. With that little bit of force, her neck snapped open in half.

"Damn it, I'm not even finished yet and you're already taking on more work? Look at yourself! How can you compare to that woman? Even if she's only half-grown, she's still way prettier than you!"

When Huang Mao heard that this woman was taking on extra work, he immediately got angry.

"Hey, I just booked a client in advance. Don't let my looks fool you, I'm not as pretty as her, but I'm got the looks, and she can't let a man..."

As the paper doll finished speaking, she gave Zhang Chen a flirtatious wink and slightly opened her legs.

Zhang Chen: "..."

"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here, make room for others!"

The blond-haired guy was speechless. He pulled her and walked in the opposite direction, saying apologetically to Zhang Chen, "Sorry buddy, we've kept you in the way. We'll go over there, you can have this side!"

"Okay, sure!"

What else could Zhang Chen say? He could only say, well... it's just so damn outrageous.

After the person and the paper figure disappeared, Zhang Chen breathed a sigh of relief and quickly looked back, but he didn't see Ye Wei's butt.

Well, it seems they ran a bit too far and got blocked by bushes and trees.

However, now that she's gone, it's time to get rid of her.

It's a bit of a shame. I was thinking I could have done it again, but now all that's left is the upper body.

Look at Ye Wei's head, look at Ye Wei's mouth... Forget it, I don't have that fetish. If I were to bite it off myself, I'd be screwed.

A cold glint flashed in Zhang Chen's eyes, and he was about to strike.

Ye Wei understood the murderous intent in Zhang Chen's eyes, and her eyes immediately turned to terror. Half of her body became restless, and she struggled desperately, grabbing Zhang Chen's arm that was covering her mouth with both hands and pulling hard!

Guess what? Zhang Chen's arm didn't move, but Ye Wei's arm was broken.

This surprised Zhang Chen; it seemed Ye Wei was quite afraid of dying.

"Why are paper figures afraid of death?"

Zhang Chen muttered something.

Seeing that she couldn't break free, Ye Wei suddenly gritted her teeth, made a fierce move, and snapped her head back.

She had already suffered a cut on her neck from Zhang Chen's heavy hand, and when she suddenly pulled back, there was a "rip" sound of paper tearing, and Ye Wei's neck snapped at the cut.

The head fell off her upper body right then and there.

Zhang Chen had been covering her mouth with one hand, but when her head suddenly fell to the ground, he felt his hand go empty. Looking down, he saw that Ye Wei's head had bounced twice on the ground like a ball before rolling forward.

"Oops!"

Zhang Chen's expression changed, and he immediately raised his foot to chase after him and stomp on it.

Then they heard Ye Wei's head rolling around while she shouted, "You can't kill me! Otherwise, if I'm resurrected, I'll tell Master right away, and then you're finished!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chen had a sudden inspiration. He quickly veered his right foot to the right, narrowly missing Ye Wei's nose, and stomped hard on the ground.

Ye Wei's face turned pale; she was so close to being finished.

As a paper doll, her death was not painful.

But if that's the case, I'm a person too, and paper figures aren't people either? I don't want to die either.

Do paper figures not have the right to live?

This is the underworld, not the world of the living. Do you think it's easy for a paper doll like me to live?

Besides, he wasn't unaware of the consequences of his harsh words last time.

Wasn't it crushed into neutrinos by his crazy crushing?

"call!"

She breathed a sigh of relief.

Since he didn't step down, it seems my words had an effect.

"What do you mean?"

Zhang Chen looked down at Ye Wei's head, his eyes filled with surprise and uncertainty.

Can it be revived by being crushed?

Although I don't understand the principle, but... what if she is resurrected and goes to find her master again? Wouldn't all the things I did be known by her mysterious master?

Wouldn't that just make them target themselves even more?

But if what she said is true, that as long as she isn't completely killed, she can't be resurrected... then it's not that we can't let her go.

After all, it's just a head; it's much easier to hide a whole paper doll than to hide a head.

As for whether her, the owner, will find out later? Of course she will.

The paper doll has been gone for so long and hasn't returned; it's obvious something must have happened.

But at least this can buy me a lot of time.

"Well... ugh, ptooey, ptooey, please straighten my head first, ptooey, I ate dirt in my mouth!"

Ye Wei's head was shouting.

Zhang Chen then noticed that Ye Wei was lying face down with the back of her head up, like a pupa trying to turn over, but she just couldn't.

Zhang Chen's eyelids twitched, and he simply bent down, grabbed her hair, and lifted her up. Then he stretched out his hand, turned her hair, and made her face him.

However, this situation looks rather strange no matter how you look at it.

Especially since Ye Wei was spitting out dirt and bits of grass from her mouth, it was even more bizarre, wasn't it?

But Zhang Chen's face was ashen. After she finished vomiting, he asked again, "What do you mean by that?"

"What do you mean? Are you sure you received nine years of compulsory education?"

Ye Wei's tone was barbed and merciless in her sarcasm, "Did your Chinese teacher come from the PE teacher?"

Zhang Chen's face darkened. What was wrong with this woman's temper? She was completely different from Hai Ge's other women. Why did she have such a bad temper?

Who taught them all this?

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