My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

Dig a hole, bury some soil, count one, two, three, four, five, plant a butt, turn it over, but actually this is not a simple matter!

Muttering modified lines from a skit, Zhang Chen buried Ye Wei's lower body, which was already crumpled up, into the pit, and even stomped on it a couple of times.

They were only relieved after they had tamped it down firmly.

Ye Wei's head was placed to the side, staring wide-eyed, unable to utter a word.

His mouth would puff out from time to time, and he even tried to push his own feet out with his tongue, but he couldn't manage it at all.

In the end, I could only watch helplessly as my sexy, long, black-stockinged legs and round, perky buttocks were buried in the earth, to be accompanied by cordyceps—what a waste!

"Alright, that makes everything foolproof!"

Zhang Chen breathed a sigh of relief, put his hands on his hips, and smiled.

He glanced down at Ye Wei's head and saw that she was rolling her eyes and didn't even bother to look at him.

"What, still not convinced? I didn't start it, you're the one who tricked me!"

Zhang Chen snorted.

Ye Wei remained silent; well, she couldn't say anything anyway. The key point was...

If she could speak, she could easily mock you, saying, "You coward, you can't even sit on my ass, what kind of man are you?"

But Zhang Chen was in a good mood.

At least for now, this potential problem has been resolved.

"Let's go, we still have one leg!"

Zhang Chen didn't dare to delay. He grabbed Ye Wei's hair and dragged her back the way they came.

He hadn't forgotten that Ye Wei still had a foot that had been knocked off.

Even though she only has one foot left, what if she can grow into a second Ye Wei?

It's better to bury him, that'll end it all. All that'll be left is his head. He wants to see how Ye Wei's resurrection works.

He eventually found the foot at the edge of the woods.

The entire foot was broken off at the ankle, with a clean break and some paper-like burrs. The skin was as white as jade, the five toes were delicate, and the foot shape was beautiful. In particular, the toes were painted with nail polish, and paired with that crystal sandal, it was definitely the sexy little foot of a modern urban white-collar woman.

Unfortunately, only one foot remains.

While it's not that it's unusable... that would be even more lewd, wouldn't it?

Zhang Chen didn't have any particular thoughts; after all, he was willing to give up his buttocks, so he certainly wouldn't give up his feet.

Since there wasn't much paper on this one foot, Zhang Chen didn't spend much effort. He simply dug a shallow hole, buried it, and that was it.

Ye Wei was too lazy to look anymore, but she felt a deep sadness in her heart. Paper figures really have no human rights.

Actually, what he did was completely unnecessary. Even if someone found half a paper body, no one would care. No one cares about people who die in the underworld, let alone a paper figure.

In some ways, she even has to thank Zhang Chen.

If she really leaves half of her body here, just watch, those homeless people who haven't received any money or gifts from their superiors for years and have fallen to the point of being killed, they'll pick up even a headless upper body and take it all back to vent their frustrations.

Even though she was a paper doll, and even though her head wasn't here at the time, this body... was still her own.

Therefore, Zhang Chen's method of destroying the body and burying it can be considered a good deed.

"Alright, finally all buried!"

Zhang Chen clapped his hands, casually picked up Ye Wei's head, and walked out of the woods.

But after taking only a few steps, he immediately stopped, his brows furrowing.

Although the city's security is deteriorating and crimes are rampant, you'd be lucky if you didn't get caught by the police while openly carrying your head on the street.

Even if it's just a paper doll, it's one thing to scare people by carrying it around, but it's another to scare the flowers and plants.

In short, it's really not okay to go out like this.

Even if you're skilled, you should still keep something in reserve.

But... he looked at himself, then at Ye Wei, and realized there was nothing he could hide.

He's only wearing this wrinkled suit. Is he going to take it off and wrap it around this paper doll head?

That's definitely impossible. There's not only a trillion-dollar VIP card inside, but also the ten thousand dollars I just withdrew. If I lose it, wouldn't that be a huge loss?

But where can we find things in this situation?

There are stores where you can buy black plastic bags and such, but he wouldn't feel comfortable leaving Ye Wei's head here.

After thinking it over, Zhang Chen suddenly slapped his forehead, "Damn, wasn't Ye Wei's dress ready-made?"

Zhang Chen was speechless at this moment.

How could I not have considered this? I buried both halves of her body! Now I have to go back and dig her out again. What kind of mess is this?

Ye Wei's eyes widened, thinking, "What? You're going to wrap my head in my clothes? How could you even think of that? Does that mean my body will be completely naked?"

She wanted to object, but with her feet in her mouth, she couldn't say anything.

All she could do then was glare at him fiercely, trying to make him understand the meaning behind her eyes.

Can't you just wrap me up in your suit?

Your suit looks like it doesn't fit properly at all. It's so big and all wrinkled. It's perfect for hiding a head.

Zhang Chen didn't hear it; if he had, he definitely wouldn't have been able to do it.

My entire fortune and my life are in the lining pocket of this suit jacket. Do you think I'd let your head, which has a grudge against me, go in there? Are you kidding me?

So Zhang Chen ignored Ye Wei's gaze, grabbed her by the hair, and rushed inside.

They quickly returned to the place where her lower body was buried.

They quickly dug a hole and pulled out a wad of rotten paper, already covered in mud, from the ground.

Looking left and right, well, black stockings are definitely out of the question; they won't cover a person's head, and they're too eye-catching.

However, the short skirt managed to cover about half of it.

So Zhang Chen quickly pulled out her short skirt and buried the other unused items back in the ground.

After finishing, I put the short skirt on Ye Wei's head, and wow, it really looks... weird.

Ye Wei's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, but it was no use. She could only stare at the short skirt, feeling utterly humiliated.

Using the same method, Zhang Chen also took out the vest that Ye Wei was wearing on her upper body. After burying back the piece of paper that he had torn into pieces but could barely make out the shape of her upper body, he put the vest over Ye Wei's head as well.

When you stack them up like this, it looks alright, kind of like a basketball.

At least the hair and facial features were all covered by the tank top, so at first glance no one would mistake it for a human head, but only for a basketball.

As for why the basketball is stored inside a vest? Well, in this dead world, these kinds of strange things aren't strange at all.

Ye Wei was completely numb at that moment.

Although I couldn't speak just now, at least I could still see.

But now that he's done this, I can't see anything at all, and I have no idea where this guy is taking me. I feel really uneasy.

After confirming that no one could tell it was a human head, Zhang Chen tied the bottom of the vest, crossed the two shoulder straps, slung it over his shoulder, and casually walked out of the woods.

Poor Ye Wei, her head was being swayed and bumped around on his back, making her carsick and nauseous!