My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.
Chapter 40 Stuffing a foot into a mouth? My owner can't stand it!
The saying goes that being partially covered up is more sexy, especially when it comes to Western-style trousers.
Although Zhang Chen likes miniskirts, see-through stockings, and long legs, his female secretary likes them even more.
Especially when it's taut, constricting those long legs, it really leaves room for imagination.
So much so that even though Zhang Chen was sitting in the back seat, his eyes kept involuntarily glancing at the legs of the fourth sister.
Ye Wei, number four, knew exactly what was going on. She even glanced at the rearview mirror before laughing, "How about it? I'm still the most attractive one here, aren't I? Look at what he's wearing, he's practically begging to be stabbed into my legs!"
"What a jerk! He even stabbed you in the leg? He's just seen a lot, and suddenly there's a comparison, so he looked at you a few more times. You think you're so great? Go drive!"
Ye Wei, the third passenger, rolled her eyes, turned to look at Zhang Chen, and snorted, "Don't look! If you look again, I'll gouge your eyes out!"
"Alright, alright, I won't look at my sister, I'll look at you instead!"
Zhang Chen ignored her words and immediately shifted his gaze to her long legs.
He also clicked his tongue in admiration, then exclaimed, "With legs that long, it's a shame they're not driving a tricycle!"
Number Three, Ye Wei: "..."
"Pfft~ Haha, this kid's really interesting, why don't you just go for it!"
The fourth sister even joked about it.
"Just drive, stop talking nonsense!"
Number three, Ye Wei, glared at her.
Sister Number Four smiled, stepped on the gas, and the car shot off.
As expected of a new energy source, its acceleration in the underworld is quite impressive.
Before long, the car had arrived at the square.
Without Zhang Chen's prompting, the fourth sister easily found the "444 Chain Hotel".
After parking the car, Ye Wei (number three) got out and said to Zhang Chen, "Get out!"
"Could you adjust the seats? With my size, how can I squeeze out?"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes.
"Do it yourself!"
Even Ye Wei, number three, didn't lift a finger.
"I'll do it. She's just worried about flashing!"
The fourth sister smiled and said to Zhang Chen, "This is also a way of protecting you. Think about it, nominally, she's your wife. Do you want others to see your wife?"
Zhang Chen glanced at Ye Wei's outfit and thought it made sense.
Moving seats requires bending over, right? And if I bend over, won't my miniskirt ride up? And if it rides up... Holy crap, I can't let this happen.
"I'll do it!"
Zhang Chen immediately darted to the middle and squeezed into the passenger seat, then quickly got out.
Number three, Ye Wei, crossed her arms, looked at Zhang Chen, and even gave a cold laugh.
Zhang Chen pretended not to understand her sarcasm. After getting out of the car, he looked at the chain hotel and couldn't help but ask, "You clearly knew where it was, so why didn't you pick it up yourselves?"
"If I could get it myself, why would I need to come to you? Do you even know what identity registration is?"
Number Three, Ye Wei, scoffed, "Looks like this is your first time in a hotel too. You don't even know the rules. What a pity, you only led the way. If you had led my ass in, maybe you could have had some fun!"
Zhang Chen was completely numb.
What kind of paper figure is this? And it talks pretty arrogantly.
However, he hadn't expected that putting his head here would have this benefit.
The receptionist didn't mention this when he checked in.
It seems there's no such registration procedure.
Although he didn't quite understand, Zhang Chen didn't take the opportunity to ask, otherwise he would seem too old-fashioned.
Let's go!
Zhang Chen wanted to see why they insisted on taking the head back when all that was left was just a head.
He immediately led the two of them into the hotel.
The receptionist greeted Zhang Chen politely.
Without asking anything else, Zhang Chen returned a smile and then led the two Ye Weis upstairs.
Upon arriving at room 308, Zhang Chen swiped the door open, went inside, and glanced at the bed. Hmm, it was tied up quite securely, with no signs of struggle whatsoever.
The two Ye Weis exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with anger as they looked at Zhang Chen.
"What's going on? It's just a head! Look how scared you are, tied up like a dumpling!"
Ye Wei, number three, said something with a speechless expression and quickly stepped forward to untie the rope.
The fourth sister also went up to help.
It took a lot of effort to remove all the strips of cloth covering the outside.
Then I saw a head covered by a white vest... well, a head.
But unlike yesterday when Zhang Chen was covering her up, this time half of Ye Wei's head was peeking out from the opening on the left side of her vest. Her hair was disheveled because it was caught on something, and at first glance, you couldn't even tell that it was a face.
Clearly, this head had struggled quite a bit.
Ye Wei removed her vest, parted her hair, and revealed her face.
Ye Wei was speechless at that moment.
Right now, Ye Wei number two is biting a white toe, her mouth completely stuffed full.
Now that it's no longer restrained, it's trying its best to vomit.
Watching the toes curled up, I saw the heel emerge first, followed by the instep, and then the toes.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Wei's head suddenly spit out, and her entire toe came out with it.
Then, Ye Wei, the second one, spat on her head about twenty times, and then started cursing, "You bastard Zhang Chen, you killed me, fine, but you stuffed my foot in my mouth? You despicable, smoking bastard, bad guy, stinking man..."
Ye Wei looked at Zhang Chen with indignation on her face.
Damn it, after walking all day, my feet smell awful, and you just stuff them straight into your mouth? How can you be so inconsiderate?
You're saying paper figures have smelly feet? Of course! Paper figures are still people. You can't smell it physiologically, but you can.
Besides, having her own feet stuffed into her mouth is the same as their owner stuffing their own feet into her mouth, even if they weren't actually stuffed in, they were psychologically stuffed in.
As for why? That involves their ability to share memories.
But Zhang Chen didn't know that.
Seeing their reaction, he looked completely astonished.
"No, I'm telling you three paper doll sisters, you're even disgusted with your own feet? Besides, these aren't real feet, they're just a wad of paper!"
Zhang Chen said.
"What do you know? My master..."
Ye Wei, number two, was furious and almost let it slip.
Fortunately, Number Three reacted quickly, slapping Number Two Ye Wei's head so hard it spun around on the bed like a top several times. Well, she finally came to her senses.
Zhang Chen realized something was amiss when he saw this.
"Why did you cover her head with your vest?"
At this moment, Ye Wei No. 3 questioned Ye Wei, who had taken the vest off Ye Wei No. 2's head.
"Why else could it be? I couldn't just carry it out like that!"
Zhang Chen complained.
"She didn't just take off my tank top, she took off my skirt too, she saw everything!"
Ye Wei, number two, shouted.
Upon hearing this, Number Three and Number Four stared at Zhang Chen at the same time. Their expressions, though angry, somehow carried a strange sense of shame.
"No? I was killing paper effigies back then, how could I care about such things? Besides, don't you have memories? You know what I look like, so why are you looking at me now? I've already looked at you, do you all look the same? There must be some subtle differences!"
Zhang Chen said with considerable curiosity.
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