My blind date paper figure rejected me because I was poor, so my dad angrily burned ten trillion.

Zhang Chen was utterly shocked at that moment.

Marry your master? You guys are really something else.

As expected, the paper figure's brain was empty, and the method it came up with was stupid.

How can two men get married?

Well, it's not that I don't have any, but I'm straight. I'd rather be with a female paper doll than a dead man.

Seeing that Zhang Chen's reaction was so extreme.

Number four, number three, and number two all had the same expression: from being completely dumbfounded at the beginning, to trying to suppress their laughter after realizing what was happening, and then being unable to hold it in any longer, bursting into a fit of hysterical laughter on the spot.

Ye Wei, number three, laughed so hard she bent over, revealing a section of her fair and slender waist.

Number four, Ye Wei, laughed especially wildly, even squatting on the ground clutching her stomach. Her laughter was particularly mesmerizing, like a crowing bird.

Number Two laughed so hard his head was tilting to one side, and then with a "thud," he fell from Number Three Ye Wei's hands, tumbling several times, but even that didn't stop his laughter.

This left Zhang Chen completely baffled.

No? Is it really that funny?

My orientation is perfectly normal, so why is there a hierarchy of discrimination here?

Ye Wei, number four, laughed for almost three minutes before she couldn't laugh anymore. She clutched her stomach and tried to stand up, but when she saw Zhang Chen's constipated expression, she immediately laughed so hard she squatted down again.

Yeah, while squatting, he fell to the ground.

He curled up like a shrimp and was twitching.

Zhang Chen's forehead was covered in black lines, and he couldn't help but ask, "What are you laughing at? Is it that funny?"

"No, ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Number four, Ye Wei, wanted to say something, but once she started talking, she couldn't stop.

Right now, clutching my stomach, it's hard for me to even get up.

After waiting a while longer, Ye Wei, number four, finally stopped.

Number Three, Ye Wei, was much quicker than her. She picked up Number Two's head again, stood up straight, and her expression towards Zhang Chen became extremely strange.

Zhang Chen ignored the two of them and stared at Ye Wei in her size four trousers.

Seeing Zhang Chen staring at her, and knowing that the attitudes of Number Three and Number Two had led him to guess that she was in charge, she took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to laugh, and said, "Our master is a girl!"

Zhang Chen listened without showing any expression.

"Huh? Why aren't you reacting at all?"

Number Four, Ye Wei, couldn't help but ask.

"Who would believe that? Who would burn such a beautiful woman for a girl? Wouldn't they burn several handsome men instead?"

Zhang Chen remained very calm.

But deep down, he was frantically calculating.

Judging from how much they were laughing just now, it seems quite possible.

However, this is just too strange.

It's perfectly normal for relatives and friends to burn several beautiful paper figures of women after a man dies.

Even if you burn four identical paper dolls of women, that's perfectly normal. What man hasn't fantasized about being with twins?

It's just that two have become four, it's nothing.

This is the same principle as those seven Yang Mischiefs.

But what if their owner were a woman? That would be absurd.

Under what circumstances would relatives and friends burn beautiful paper effigies of deceased daughters or best friends?

Think about it, if after a man comes down to earth, the higher-ups burn a few paper effigies of men for you, what would you do?

Well, there's no way I can get it done, so I can only work to earn money to support my master.

Unless, of course, their owners have abnormal sexual orientation.

However, even if something is truly abnormal, generally speaking, parents or relatives and friends would not actually burn paper effigies of women for you, that would be crazy.

"My mistress would like to, but unfortunately, we're the ones who got burned from head to toe. So, if she wants to do anything, we're the only ones who can help her!"

Number four, Ye Wei, has calmed down now and has stopped smiling, but Zhang Chen still feels that she is smiling as he looks at her face.

"You don't need to disbelieve it; this kind of thing happens all the time. You just haven't seen enough of it!"

Number Three, Ye Wei, smiled. "Just a couple of days ago, I ran into a beautiful young woman walking two German Shepherds. Guess what those two German Shepherds were doing?"

"A black-backed dog? Could it have been burned down too?"

Zhang Chen glanced at Ye Wei, number three, and already knew the answer in his heart.

However, this is quite shocking.

However, her reminder brought back a memory for Zhang Chen; he had indeed seen people with pets wandering around the coffin shop before.

At the time, he thought it was a dead dog or cat or something.

But now that I think about it carefully, although I have seen them, their numbers are far fewer than those of stray dogs in the city, and in fact, they are quite rare.

He didn't think much of it at the time, but after Ye Wei said that, good heavens, the dogs were all burned?

"That's right, this beautiful woman has no other hobbies but playing with dogs..."

Ye Wei, number three, felt disgusted even as she spoke, and spat out a curse. "Forget it, I won't say anymore. Compared to people like that, my master is much better. Also, don't get the wrong idea, my master doesn't like girls; she likes handsome guys!"

Number three, Ye Wei, seemed to have figured out Zhang Chen's thoughts and even emphasized them.

Zhang Chen didn't quite understand.

What is the psychology behind burning paper effigies of girls?

Even so, isn't it a bit too hasty of you to propose marriage so directly?

Although arranging a marriage between ghosts in the mortal world is a formal procedure, it is registered with the civil affairs bureau in the underworld.

However, only a minority of people choose to have a ghost marriage, so the civil affairs bureau in the underworld naturally also has a marriage registration service.

However, here you can only get married and not divorced. Once the marriage is notarized, the government will be eager to let you two live together immediately, so as to free up a public rental apartment.

Well, of course, if you have a private villa, that's a different story.

However, getting married in the underworld is not as complicated as getting married in the mortal world; the situation is much more uncertain.

Zhang Chen didn't even agree to his father finding him a ghost wife, so how could he possibly marry a woman he'd never met? What a joke!

"Whatever her thoughts, I'm definitely not going to agree!"

Zhang Chen shook his head. "I'm still young. Lots of girls are waiting for me. Marriage? Am I crazy? I'm already in my grave, why would I want to go back to it?"

Upon hearing this, Ye Wei (number four) rolled her eyes. "You wish! Who's really going to register for marriage with you? It's a fake marriage!"

Ye Wei, number three, smiled and explained to him, "Aren't you afraid of soul possession? Then let's have a fake marriage. My master got an inside ticket for a three-day ghost marriage visit, and he needs a fake husband."

When Zhang Chen heard about this "ghost marriage and family visit three-day tour," he was a little confused. "Seriously? This is the underworld, how can you even go on a tour?"

This travel company has burned down to the underworld?

Seeing Zhang Chen's astonished expression, Ye Wei, number four, smiled and said, "Never heard of this?"

Zhang Chen nodded honestly, "I've never heard of it before. How come there are travel companies in the underworld?"