There's a chat group for pets in my neighborhood.
Chapter 73 The Longest Stay in the Bathroom Livestream Contest!
"The Longest Time Spent in the Bathroom Livestream Contest?"
Lu Fang repeated in disbelief, "Are these kids usually this wild in the group chat?"
If you're going to say you've been staying away the longest, that's one thing, but you even did a live stream!
"We mentioned it before, and everyone thought it was quite fun. Now it's finally happening." The sheriff licked his paws, showing no surprise.
It seemed as if this competition was just an ordinary event in its eyes.
Lu Fang then belatedly translated it.
Human nudity is indeed not something that animals pay special attention to.
After all, according to their logic, they go out naked every day to stroll around.
But the problem is, I am human.
Do not look at what is improper! Do not look at what is improper!
Lu Fang made up his mind that for this longest bathroom stay-in-the-room livestream competition, he would play dead the entire time. What if he happened to see something he shouldn't...?
Just as he was lost in thought, the man with legs 1.8 meters long spoke again.
"Since everyone agrees to the 'Longest Time in the Bathroom Livestream Contest,' let's decide on the prizes." (1.8-meter-long legs)
With legs 1.8 meters long: "To show my sincerity, I thought I'd offer up my dried meat. That dried meat is so delicious, I've been hiding it for half a year and couldn't bear to eat it."
As soon as it spoke, everyone began to speak enthusiastically.
Not only are there broken tennis balls that they brought from somewhere, but also the latest imported canned food that the owner bought. Each dog walk costs a bone, and five free dog walks are offered as a bonus. For the pet cats in the group, there are also prizes like natural cat scratching posts.
In no time, a fairly large prize pool had been accumulated.
Lu Fang looked at the prizes, feeling both amused and exasperated.
For this competition, everyone brought out their best stuff, which were amazing items for the pets, but to him they were just average.
Just as he was about to go back to his room to rest, a photo sent by Tanuki caught his attention.
Socialite Tanuki: "There's a villa on the hill behind our neighborhood that's abandoned and slated for demolition, so I went over to take a look and found this thing. It's a hard yellow rock that looks pretty nice, but it's a bit soft to bite. It's okay for grinding your teeth though. I'll give it as the prize."
"Whoever comes in first place gets to have it."
The photo that Lu Fang had casually glanced at caught his breath and his pupils dilated the moment he saw what was in it.
He zoomed in on the picture and carefully examined the details.
This isn't some hard rock at all; it's clearly a small yellow croaker! Although it's covered in a lot of dirt, you can vaguely see old-fashioned pure gold markings engraved on its surface.
This isn't a Tanuki at all, it's clearly a lucky cat!
Based on the current gold price, selling this small gold bar would bring in at least 100,000 yuan.
He was initially worried that his 100,000 yuan wouldn't be enough to take over the Pet Love Pet Hospital, but with this little yellow croaker, he was 80% confident.
Just moments ago he was thinking about not looking at what was improper, but now his eyes were burning with fierce determination; he was determined to win first place.
Just as he was full of fighting spirit, a scream rang in his ears.
"What are you doing in the living room?!"
Qin Zhuyan, who had just come out of the shower, hurriedly grabbed a towel to cover her private parts, her face turning bright red in an instant.
Since that night, knowing that Lu Fang would stay in his room obediently when she took a shower, she rarely brought a change of clothes. She would usually just wrap herself in a bath towel and go back to her room to change, since that was her habit before.
As a result, I ended up having a face-to-face conversation with Lu Fang today.
Lu Fang had never seen such a sensual scene before, and he didn't know where to look. He was speechless for a moment.
How do you explain this? Could it be that you were afraid the sheriff would recognize you, so you hid in the living room, but you were still recognized anyway?
What a joke.
If I really explained it like that, I'd be considered mentally ill, I definitely would be considered mentally ill!
His eyes darted around, and he quickly explained, "It's the sheriff's first time here, and he's a bit stressed. He just slipped out of the room, and I was worried about his safety, so I chased after him. I didn't expect you to come out just then..."
After saying that, he immediately gave the sheriff a look.
That clearly means:
Brother! Help!
The sheriff rolled his eyes helplessly, immediately put on an uncomfortable look, and weakly lay down on the ground.
"Is it alright?" Qin Zhuyan's attention was immediately drawn to it. She hurriedly took two steps closer, and was about to squat down to check on it when she remembered that she was not wearing anything at the moment. Her face turned red and she turned around and ran back to her room.
Seeing that Qin Zhuyan didn't pursue the matter, Lu Fang breathed a sigh of relief and gave the police chief a thumbs up: "Your acting is good. I'll open a can for you to eat."
The sheriff, with an air of arrogance, declared, "No need. I'm not interested in that stuff, and there definitely won't be a next time... This tastes like salmon!"
Before it could finish speaking, Lu Fang had already opened a can of salmon and placed it next to it. The sheriff was instantly attracted by the fragrant aroma, and his throat bobbed involuntarily.
"Let me tell you, chew, chew, chew. From now on, for things like this, you have to open a can of salmon first, chew, chew, chew. Beef will do too, chew, chew, chew. Who researched this stuff?"
"It smells so good."
Lu Fang chuckled as he looked at the police chief who was engrossed in his meal.
Although it was the former guardian of Tiancheng Community, it is still essentially a cow cat.
What small animal can resist the allure of food?
You know what, the contrast is actually quite funny.
"Is it alright?" Qin Zhuyan's voice rang out. She went back into her room, changed into a silk slip dress, and knelt down in front of the police chief, gently stroking his back.
"It's not a big problem, it's just a little uncomfortable." Lu Fang's gaze was uncontrollably drawn to the view; there was no way around it, his current angle offered him a completely unobstructed view.
"That's good." Qin Zhuyan said softly, "By the way, Xiao Fang, I'd like to ask you for a favor."
"Hmm? What is it?" Lu Fang asked curiously, as this was the first time Qin Zhuyan had asked him for a favor.
"Didn't my mom leave some things for me back in my hometown? I want to go back and see them, but I'm alone, and I'm afraid of being bothered by Qin Zhiqiang and his gang. Could you come back with me?" Qin Zhuyan said pitifully, her brown eyes filled with tears.
Lu Fang then remembered that she hadn't had a chance to tell her that Qin Zhiqiang and Qin Sheng had both gone to jail. Qin Zhiqiang, as the principal offender, was sentenced to five years, while Qin Sheng, as an accomplice, was sentenced to three years.
"I thought it was something serious. Sure, that's fine." Lu Fang readily agreed.
Qin Zhuyan wasn't worried about being bothered by Qin Zhiqiang; she just wanted someone to keep her company.
As the most capable employee at Hello Pet Shop, he has a responsibility to shoulder this task!
"When are you leaving?"
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