There's a chat group for pets in my neighborhood.

In the bedroom, the sheriff stared at what Lu Fang was saying and lazily raised his head.

"You really want to participate? A bunch of kids are just messing around, why are you getting involved?"

To be honest, I didn't originally plan to join in the fun.

But who told your Tanuki brother to give you a little gold bar? It was a gold bar!

It's worthless to that stray cat, only good as a chew toy or a scratching post, but in my hands, based on the current gold price, it's worth at least tens of thousands!

Is this what you call joining in the fun?!

Of course, you can't say this directly to the sheriff.

"I'm bored anyway, so I might as well confirm my identity and keep them from being suspicious."

The sheriff looked at him suspiciously: "What you said makes sense."

That being said, it always felt that something was off about Lu Fang, but it couldn't quite put its finger on what it was.

Five minutes later.

In the Tiancheng Community pet group, Lu Fang's live stream screen lit up.

The scene gradually zoomed in from outside the door; the bathroom door wasn't even closed!

The final shot focused on the doorway.

The gossipmonger said, "Looks like this contestant was lucky; the bathroom door wasn't even closed, making it so easy for him to come in."

A dog walk costs one bone per charge: "Indeed, the angle is a bit low compared to a Border Collie. Is it crawling forward? Is it trying to hide itself?"

Lu Fang was already in the bathroom, wearing shorts and sitting under the showerhead.

If you change your perspective, you'll see a remote-controlled car parked near the bathroom door, and his phone is strapped to the car.

This meticulous design was intended to present a dual perspective, completely convincing everyone that the Border Collie named My God truly exists.

The reason for not closing the door is to prevent the remote-controlled car from driving in.

"I was just lucky. If you rushed in with the door closed, you would definitely be kicked out." (1.8 meters long leg)

The cherry blossoms in my hometown are in bloom: "No matter what, as long as we can get in, we've already succeeded halfway."

With legs 1.8 meters long: "Hmph, give up on that idea, it can never beat me!"

Clapper talk: "Why are you so sure?!"

"Legs 1.8 meters long: You've overlooked a fatal detail! Its owner is a man, and mine is a woman! As everyone knows, men usually only take about ten minutes to shower, but women are different; they can take an hour if they're slow!"

"So in terms of time, it absolutely cannot beat me." (1.8 meters long leg)

The gossipmonger said, "What our '1.8-meter-long-legs' contestant said is indeed correct. It seems my goodness, contestant's defeat is inevitable. Let's congratulate the '1.8-meter-long-legs' contestant in advance..."

Socialite Tanuki: "Wait a minute, what's that guy doing?!"

Tanuki's words instantly drew everyone's attention!

In the video, Lu Fang found a tablet computer from somewhere, set it up on the sink, and started playing Tom and Jerry.

Socialite Tanuki: "What do you mean?! Why is this guy watching Cat and Mouse while taking a shower?"

"I'm reporting this! This is blatant cheating! Who's going to watch Tom and Jerry while taking a bath?!" (A user with 1.8-meter-long legs)

The gossipmonger said, "You're the one with legs that's 1.8 meters long, but I have to say something to you. Everyone has their own hobbies. Some people like to sing in the shower, some like to watch TV in the shower, that's all normal. I've even seen people doing that while showering..."

Socialite Tanuki: "Shut up! Do you even care about the book? It's going to be banned soon. Don't say things you shouldn't!"

Sparrow asked inquisitively, "Brother Tanuki, look at what you're saying! I've even seen people do their homework while showering. Is that okay?"

Socialite Tanuki: "That's more like it."

The cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming: "Seriously? Watching Tom and Jerry is one thing, but what's with bringing in a mini hot pot? Are you planning a long-term battle?"

At this moment, the video screen was facing the tablet computer, and hundreds of pets in the Tiancheng Community pet group watched Tom and Jerry together.

Two hours passed quickly.

Feeling that the outcome was no longer in doubt, Lu Fang stretched and then slowly stood up. He quickly took a five-minute shower, and before starting, he made sure to turn the remote-controlled car around so that it wouldn't be seen.

Socialite Tanuki: "Contestant number 144, oh my god! Final result: 2 hours and 5 minutes. Result valid!"

Sparrow Gossip: "Congratulations in advance to our amazing contestant for winning the championship of the longest live stream in the bathroom!"

Socialite Tanuki: "One hundred points!"

The cherry blossoms in my hometown are in full bloom: "Perfect!"

A dog walk costs one bone per visit: "100 points!"

"Legs that are 1.8 meters long: This isn't fair!!!"

However, its shouts were quickly drowned out by a chorus of congratulatory voices.

Lu Fang dried himself off and said to the camera in a mock manner, "Oh dear, what are you doing here? Get out of here."

Then, as a matter of course, the live stream was turned off.

Just as he was enjoying the joy of victory, a figure outside the door froze on the spot, staring blankly at him.

Qin Zhuyan walked out of the room without knowing why, and saw everything that had just happened.

"Sister Qin, what's wrong with you! I! It's not what you think!" Lu Fang's mind went blank for a moment, and he was flustered and didn't know how to explain.

"Xiao Fang, I never thought you were this kind of person!" Qin Zhuyan shook her head, her face flushed. "You actually recorded yourself taking a shower!"

"abnormal!"

She didn't give Lu Fang a chance to explain at all, and went straight into her room and lay down on the soft bed.

Lu Fang was speechless, while the police chief, who had heard the commotion, watched the scene with glee.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a pervert!"

With nowhere to vent his anger, Lu Fang could only take it out on the police chief: "Why didn't you remind me!"

The sheriff shrugged: "How could I not warn you? She's standing right at the door. In a couple of days, when I'm feeling better and go back to see Brother Li, some people will be kicked out."

Lu Fang looked utterly hopeless.

Fortunately, he still managed to win first place in the live-streaming competition for the longest time spent in the bathroom. Right now, only that little yellow croaker can soothe his wounded heart.

"Sheriff, I'll reward you later by having you go get it for me."

Since it was inconvenient for the mainland authorities to intervene, they had to send the police chief to handle it.

"No problem," the sheriff said confidently, patting his chest.

It has to be said that the little ones are quite efficient.

The following afternoon, Lu Fang received the first prize in the competition for the longest live stream in the bathroom.

A small gold croaker, a pile of dried meat, and a few small toys.

After wiping it briefly, he carefully put it in his mouth and bit it.

Real gold!

This time I've really struck it rich!

Lu Fang put the small yellow croaker into his inner pocket and took a deep breath.

Pet Love Pet Hospital, here I come!