Ye Su stood at the crossroads, calmly waiting for her ride-hailing car.

It was not peaceful.

Ye Su remained expressionless, her heart bleeding silently.

Taking a taxi from school to Taoyuan Road is way too expensive!

Forty-five yuan and thirty-one cents!

Before taking a taxi, he thought that time is money, and time is life.

If we substitute the equivalent, money equals life.

With an hourly wage of 5,000, wasting even a second is tantamount to murder!

Since taking the subway requires transferring and ultimately involves taking a taxi, it's better to go directly to the destination.

After hailing the taxi, he entered his payment password and almost blurted out the scrolling text.

Most importantly, Ye Su didn't know where this Boss Su placed the order.

Surely she doesn't have a system too, right?

So I don’t know where she got the information about him.

If, after I go there, the shop owner feels that "the actual product does not match the picture" and returns it to me...

Round trip, 90.62!

Can I get reimbursed?

Ye Su felt heartbroken as she calculated the accounts.

Jingle Bell!

Suddenly, a rapid bicycle bell rang from ahead.

Upon hearing the sound, Ye Su immediately looked over.

A girl was riding a bicycle, wobbling and heading straight for him.

"Hey hey hey... Get out of the way!"

Ye Su dodged to the right, while the girl turned left.

Ye Su dodged to the left, then she turned right!

Ye Su's pupils contracted slightly.

byd, lock!

In a moment of panic, he took three steps at a time and stepped onto the flower bed next to him, watching helplessly as the girl bumped into a boy who was looking down at his phone.

After a brief period of gasps and cries of pain.

Exchanging glances, overflowing with affection...

A scene reenactment.

Finally, at the girl's insistence, the boy was helped by her to walk towards the hospital.

Rule #4 of "Love Tales": Avoid physical contact with strangers, as it's easy to spark a romance...

Just as Ye Su was about to breathe a sigh of relief, a girl walked over with a worried look on her face.

"Um, are you alright...?"

"Feed?"

Ye Su suddenly picked up her phone and answered the call: "What? Dad has diarrhea again? You can't lift him? Mom, don't worry, I'm coming home right away!"

The girl paused, then quietly left.

Ye Su put down her phone and watched the girl's departing figure.

He had no doubt that if he had just been knocked down by that girl on the bicycle, even if nothing had happened between them, she would have used it as an opportunity to strike up a conversation and "finish off" him.

Ye Su opened her phone's notes app and wrote down a new entry titled "Strange Love Tale".

Love Tales, Chapter 128: The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind; beware of the Martial Soul Fusion Technique!

Ye Su stopped overthinking and only truly breathed a sigh of relief after getting on the bus and announcing the last digit of the license plate.

By the way, he hasn't taken any orders yet.

Ye Su accepted the order and finally understood what the "???" in the payment section meant.

[Congratulations, host, on accepting your first order. Newbie gift pack *1.]

"Open."

Ye Su silently recited in her heart.

The next moment, four streams of light shot out from nowhere, unfolded before his eyes, and words appeared.

[Ability: Popularity Aura]

You're incredibly popular; you're liked without doing anything, and even if you do or say something wrong, you're forgiven. Your personality is truly awful, but your excessively good looks make up for it.

[Ability: Flawless]

[Your acting is flawless; you could easily make it in the entertainment industry. If you don't win Best Actor or Best Television Actor awards, well… maybe it's not a problem with your upper body, but with your lower body?]

[Ability: Humanoid Spring Water]

[You're like a walking fountain, turning serious illnesses into minor ones, and minor illnesses into nothing. You'll never have to eat the most boring apples every day again. (Of course, severed limbs won't grow back!)]

[Skill: Eloquent]

You have such a silver tongue; you can make anyone's heart flutter with joy, and not just joy, but even lust...

Ye Su: ?

He suspects the system is involved in pornography, and the evidence is conclusive!

Ye Su touched her chin.

These four abilities are related to his career as a gaming companion, and may also affect his future life. It's best to play it safe...

You can't grab all the Hextech items quickly, but can you do this?

Ye Su quickly suppressed her urge to act.

Stop thinking like that!

Reality isn't a game; if you accidentally pick up the wrong one, it'll be too late to regret it.

Ye Su began to think about it seriously.

A heartthrob aura.

If this were ancient times, it would be extremely useful; one could command a hundred responses and be appointed a king or prime minister in no time.

It would be great to live in a normal, modern world where daily life would be convenient and one could thrive in society.

But in this world...

It's good to make one person's heart flutter, but it's good to make a group of people's hearts flutter...

Ye Su felt a slight numbness in her neck and inexplicably felt a chill.

He doesn't want to become Tomie and then cosplay Shiro, so that's a no-go.

Perfectly clothed.

Just as the system said, this ability is more suitable for making a name for oneself in the entertainment industry.

But he had neither connections nor money, so going in was like a lamb entering a tiger's den.

If someone stands up and kicks you, you'll behave; pass.

Eloquent.

Ye Su felt that this ability was somewhat unnecessary.

In his past life, he was just a playmate; without his silver tongue, he would have starved to death long ago.

In some matters, he might be really useful as a model, but unfortunately, he's not suited for that role, so pass.

Finally, there is the human-shaped spring.

Ye Su's lips curled up slightly, and after an unknown period of time, a smile finally appeared on her face again.

If being flawless and eloquent can be achieved through hard work, then being a heartthrob and a walking fountain of charm are more or less beyond the realm of the extraordinary.

The "heartthrob" aura can be too much, and the "human fountain" (a term used to describe someone who is popular with everyone) really doesn't provide any debuffs.

Minor illnesses don't need to be treated, and major illnesses can be treated easily, saving a lot of medical expenses.

When you get old, you won't have to worry about being whipped with a belt by a caregiver after you're stuck in bed!

Moreover, this is simply a fitness marvel.

What is the essence of training?

It's the process of muscles being slightly torn and then healing and growing back, and each time it's a tiny bit better than the last.

Repeat this process, day after day, accumulating over time.

You've trained until your muscles are huge and your head is pointed.

The human-shaped fountain would undoubtedly speed up this process many times over.

Even if you accidentally offend the mistress of a powerful figure one day, you don't have to worry about being drowned in the Ejiang River.

Power is the reason to be king!

This is it.

The next moment, Ye Su suddenly felt a slight heat in some parts of her body.

Soon, a feeling of comfort spread from those areas throughout the body, and even the fatigue from studying all day was greatly reduced.

Ye Su's spirits lifted.

He can even restore his energy; if he used that energy on studying, wouldn't his classmates be driving him crazy?

The other three abilities should not contact him anymore, for fear that the humanoid spring water will misunderstand.

Ye Su's smile was harder to suppress than an AK.

Suddenly, the vehicle braked sharply, and Ye Su was thrown hard against the seat back due to inertia.

He instantly suppressed the corners of his mouth.

He has already behaved himself.

The driver quickly turned around: "Are you alright?"

Ye Su shook her head. It was rush hour, and the cars weren't going very fast to begin with.

"It's good that you're alright."

The next second, Ye Su saw the driver open the car door.

Before the person even got off the bus, the words had already been spoken.

"Do you even know how to drive? I'll fucking kill you—"

An unknown auntie suddenly took off!

Ye Su was initially annoyed, but upon seeing this, she immediately calmed down.

The Demon King's Guardian you requested is ready.

While watching the show, Ye Su didn't forget to glance down at her phone.

The driver braked in time, preventing a collision, so the argument shouldn't last too long.

"Handsome, I'm sorry."

Ye Su looked up, her face full of surprise.

The other party's mother returned so quickly?

The driver, rubbing his hands together, said with a forced smile, "Could you please call another car? I'll refund the fare for this one; I need to take care of some things with this lady."

"Um."

This request is perfectly normal.

This means there was still some damage, and we need to discuss compensation.

Why does the driver's face look so red?

Are you injured?

"Master, are you alright..."

Before he finished speaking, a woman in high heels walked over, took out several red banknotes from her wallet, and stuffed them directly into Ye Su's hands.

"Is your little brother hurt?"

The woman's movements were too rough, and Ye Su was caught off guard by the sudden insertion, instinctively shaking her head.

"That means you were scared. Here's the money, go buy something good to eat."

The driver suddenly leaned half his body out from the front seat in an attempt to stop him.

"How can I let you pay for this? I'll pay for it."

"You work hard to earn money, let me do it."

"I'll do it..."

"I'll do it..."

After a struggle, the two became fierce and lost in their passion.

In the end, the woman gave in.

"Then you can have it with this little brother. I'll treat you to dinner later, so don't try to take it from me again, okay?"

The driver nodded repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice.

Ye Su: ?

Wait, how did you two get together?!

Love Ghost Stories, Chapter 129...

I'm exhausted, I can't make this up anymore.

You two star-crossed lovers, go eat a big portion!

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