The pastoral life of the grass tribe chief

Lu Yao didn't care about the filth, picked up the wild boar piglet and threw it into his spatial storage, then ran wildly towards the planned escape route.

But before he could run far, he startled a litter of wild boar piglets.

Lu Yao grabbed two more cubs, each weighing over ten kilograms, stunned them, and threw them into his spatial storage. He continued running and quickly shook off the adult wild boars.

The other wild boars chased Big White and Crazy to the vicinity of the reservoir, just as a reservoir patrolman came by in an electric patrol boat. Hearing the sound of the electric boat, the wild boars dared not chase any further and turned back into the depths of the valley.

The madman ran to the reservoir, but when he saw that the wild boars hadn't caught up, his legs went weak, and he collapsed onto the grass. He lay on his back in the grass by the mountainside, panting heavily, almost running out of breath.

Big White was also exhausted next to him.

"Aren't you going back to see if your father will get eaten by wild boars?"

After a long while, the madman finally caught his breath and weakly said to Da Bai.

He wasn't worried about Lu Yao. As shrewd as Lu Yao was, he would have already hidden in a safe place when he saw the wild boars chasing after him.

"Woof woof woof."

Big White barked weakly a few times.

You're a fool, but I'm not. Go ahead and do it.

The madman was unaware of Lu Yao's abnormality, but it knew it perfectly well; it just couldn't speak, otherwise it would have scared you to death if it had said so.

Lu Yao couldn't defeat the wild boar herd, but escaping wasn't a problem.

"Master is awesome."

"So awesome!"

"Awesome, Kras."

"Number One Handsome Man"

The madman felt much better and stood up, intending to go back and take a look, when he heard Old Wu frantically flattering Lu Yao from ahead.

Then Lu Yao appeared at the bend, carrying a wild boar piglet weighing over 30 kilograms.

"Holy crap, how did you catch that?"

The madman thought he was hallucinating and frantically rubbed his eyes, eventually confirming that it was not a hallucination.

"Hit a tree."

I'm dizzy.

Old Wu imitated the wild boar, crashing headfirst into a tree trunk.

Unexpectedly, the momentum was too strong, and he couldn't stop in time, crashing directly into the tree trunk and sliding down it, feeling dizzy and disoriented.

"Where am I? Who am I?"

Old Wu spun around on the ground, feeling a buzzing in his head, as if the stars were spinning.

The two people and the dog covered their eyes, unable to bear to look.

Back at Wumutang, the two took out some mountain produce from the car, including Codonopsis pilosula, Ophiopogon japonicus, Eleutherococcus senticosus, and two black-tailed snakes. The villagers who were drinking tea didn't react much until Lu Yao took a wild boar piglet out of the car, at which point everyone was surprised and gathered around.

"How did you catch him?"

Wang Xiurong exclaimed in delight.

"Hit a tree."

I'm dizzy.

Old Wu tried to imitate the wild boar by crashing into a tree, and ended up seeing stars.

Lu Yao, the madman, and Da Bai covered their eyes again.

This silly bird never learns anything; its head is just full of swollen bumps.

"I'm so lucky."

"Soup or barbecue?"

"These are too small to share, otherwise I would have bought two pounds too. It's been a long time since I've had wild boar meat."

"A few years ago, hunting teams could buy a pound or two of wild boar when they went into the mountains, but now they can't buy it at all."

When the madman opened the truck door and saw the truck piled high with the roots of the seven-finger peach tree, the villagers were once again astonished.

"This much Seven-Finger Peach is enough to last for half a year."

"You could make a few hundred yuan by selling it."

"It's more worthwhile to keep these good mountain products for making soup ourselves."

"Give me a few small roots to make soup."

……

Lu Yao took out a small glass bottle filled with the venom of the black-tailed snake that he had been collecting over the past six months.

Lu Yao caught the live black-tailed snake, took a small drop of venom from its fangs, and then put it back in the nylon bag for Dianzi, who wanted to make black-tailed snake wine.

Lu Yao gave the dead black-tailed snake to his grandfather to dry into snake jerky for use as medicine.

Lu Yao and the epileptic were equally divided among the seven-finger peaches.

The madman went to kill wild boar piglets; we'll roast them and eat them tonight.

Deboning a roast suckling pig is a skill that requires careful attention to avoid breaking the skin.

Wang Xiurong went to wash the pig's internal organs.

Lu Yao took out a Chinese herbal medicine slicer from the bamboo shed and sliced ​​the main root of the seven-finger peach, cutting the smaller rootlets into small strips.

Roasting a piglet isn't difficult; the challenge lies in making the seasoning.

The aroma of the seasonings makes the roasted piglets taste better.

Lu Yao's maternal grandfather and uncle were very good at roasting pig and making marinades, and Lu Lide and Wang Xiurong, a married couple, were also good at making marinades.

Lu Yao naturally knows how to make it too, but he doesn't have time to prepare the marinade right now, so he can only leave it to Lu Lide.

The marinade varies from region to region.

A simple method is to use spiced salt as an ingredient and coat the inside of the cavity.

Spiced salt is simply regular salt and five-spice powder stir-fried until dry.

The complicated method involves mixing salt, light soy sauce, hoisin sauce, garlic, ginger, scallions, and cooking wine together and then applying the mixture to the inside of the cavity.

In some places, they add tofu sauce or even chili sauce.

Marinate for 30 minutes.

The piglet is secured by inserting a specially made stainless steel fork through the inside of its hind leg and piercing it with a needle.

Scald the skin with boiling water.

Brush the pig with dark soy sauce, wash it off, then brush on the skin glaze before roasting.

Precise judgment is required when baking, turning the food over the fork, and brushing it with oil.

After roasting, it becomes golden-red and crispy, melts in your mouth, is tender and juicy, rich but not greasy, and has a fragrant aroma and fresh meat.

Many people like to dip it in white sugar when eating it, which can remove the fishy smell. The combination of salty and sweet makes it unforgettable and makes you want to eat it again.

After eating the roasted wild boar, the madman went home to make live snake wine. After taking a shower, he came out to find Lu Yao already having tea with his parents.

"Where are Lao Chong and Lao Yang?"

The madman asked.

"I was drinking with my old factory buddies at Lao Yang's house."

Lu Yang said.

"Let's go."

After hearing this, the madman didn't call the two of them and went to Li Yunbo's house with Lu Yao.

As soon as he stepped into Li Yunbo's house, the madman regretted coming.

Li Yunbo's parents and Li Jian and Wang Guixia were drinking tea and chatting.

"A-Wu is here."

"We were just talking about you, and here you are, speak of the devil."

Li Jianguo and his wife Wang Guixia said.

"Introduce him to me. He's relatively wealthy, and his parents are in a hurry, so it's easy for them to successfully date."

The madman quickly used Lu Yao as a shield.

"Your parents just told me that my parents have six grandchildren, but they don't have a single one. They asked Aunt Xia to introduce a girl to their son first."

Lu Yaocai wasn't buying it.

"The owner of the fish shop in my town, you even caught fish for him before. His eldest daughter just got divorced and has a son with her ex-husband. She's of average appearance and a year older than you, but she's incredibly capable and hardworking."

"She divorced her ex-husband because he was lazy and good-for-nothing, and she wanted to find a man who could endure hardship and take care of the family."

"I mentioned you to her, and she thought we could talk about it. If it's a good match, we can get married, and the amount of the bride price can be discussed."

Wang Guixia said to the madman.

"You should first recommend his WeChat to them and let the two of you chat privately. You'll only know if it's a good match after you've talked to them."

As Lu Yao spoke, he secretly kicked the madman's foot.

The madman knew this was a delaying tactic, so he had no choice but to agree, otherwise he wouldn't be able to leave tonight.

Sure enough, when Wang Guixia saw that he had agreed, she talked to him for a while about the woman's family and personal situation, and then ended the topic.

"We have something to discuss, let's go upstairs."

Lu Yaodao.

"You may go."

The four elders said.

The three went up to the living room on the second floor, where Lu Yao told Li Yunbo about their encounter with the wild boar herd and their desire to obtain a wild boar hunting license.

"Getting the permits isn't difficult, but I still think it's best not to go hunting."

Despite the fact that many years have passed, Li Yunbo still suffers from psychological trauma.