The pastoral life of the grass tribe chief

Lu Lunnian and his son Lu Liguo went back together.

"What does your uncle want with you?"

After the father and son had walked away, Lu Lide asked his younger son with concern.

Not only did he not believe what Lu Liguo just said, but the old man didn't believe it either.

"I don't know why he came. Maybe he overheard something and came to see if he could find out anything."

Lu Yao handed the drink to his father.

"Your aunt must have overheard something somewhere and started being paranoid again."

Lu Lide took a sip of his drink and said with some helplessness.

His sister-in-law was always afraid that others were richer than their family. When she saw that Lu Yao was making money raising grass carp, she started to get restless.

"And your grandfather has been acting strange lately, always running around here for no reason. I wonder what he's up to."

Lu Lide seemed to remember something and muttered something to himself.

In the past, the old man would just ask for anything, and his children and grandchildren would run themselves ragged. Who had ever seen him personally take action?

Who cares about them?

"By the way, my second brother and his family are coming back the day after tomorrow, and my eldest and second eldest sisters are also coming."

Lu Yaodao.

"I'll tell your mom."

Lu Lide finished the rest of his drink in one go and happily went back to tell his wife the good news.

The couple was most pleased to see the whole family gathered together in joyful harmony.

They don't ask their children to make a lot of money; they only hope that their children are safe, sound, and happy, and that will satisfy them.

After dinner, Lu Yao and Dianzi went to Zhang Lin's house for tea.

Once the Little New Year is over, schools across the country close for the holidays, and factories of all sizes also close one after another, with more and more people returning home for the New Year.

Zhang Lin's living room was small, and there were many relatives and friends who came to drink tea and chat, so the two of them left after sitting for half an hour.

"Going to the supermarket to buy things."

As they stepped out of Zhang Lin's house, the two spoke in unison.

"Are your sister and brother-in-law coming?"

The two spoke in unison.

Then, the two of them burst into laughter at the same time.

The couple doesn't usually shop at supermarkets; they buy everything online. If they need something urgently, they usually buy it in a store. They only go to supermarkets when buying things for younger relatives or taking them shopping.

The epileptic had no nephews, but had many sisters, each of whom had many children, so he had as many nephews as Lu Yao had nephews and nieces.

Neither of them likes to spend money recklessly, and they love their nephew and niece dearly. They don't feel bad about spending money on them and throw all the snacks and drinks they can think of into their shopping carts.

As for the toys, the two completely ignored them.

Lu Yao's second sister was introduced to her husband by his second sister-in-law.

The second sister's husband's brother-in-law is the second sister-in-law's cousin.

Lu Yao's second sister and the mentally ill third sister were classmates.

Lu Yao's second sister introduced his third sister, who had epilepsy, to his brother-in-law.

The third brother-in-law of the epileptic woman and the second brother-in-law of Lu Yao, the cousin of the second sister-in-law, are from the same village.

The third sister's husband, who was mentally ill, was also the cousin of the second sister-in-law's cousin; the three of them grew up together, wearing open-crotch pants.

Lu Yao's second sister-in-law's family owns a toy factory.

Toys that cost hundreds of yuan in supermarkets are only a few dozen yuan there. If your relatives or friends go, they can just take them without paying.

I'm not worried about you having a car, I'm worried about your car being too small to carry much.

The children there can take any toy they like from someone else's house without asking.

Lu Yao's second brother went to his father-in-law's house, and his two brothers-in-law came to his father-in-law's house. Every time, the trunk and seats of their cars were filled with all kinds of toys of all sizes.

Lu Yao's six nephews had at least eight or ten sacks of toys. These were the ones they kept; countless others had been given away, otherwise, they wouldn't have been able to fit them all in three floors.

After leaving the supermarket, the two bought several kilograms of white glutinous rice wine and red glutinous rice wine.

Lu Yao's two brothers-in-law do not like to drink beer or red wine; they only like to drink baijiu and glutinous rice wine.

Back at Wumutang, Lu Lide and Wang Xiurong, along with Lu Chang'an and Lu Changyu, were playing cards.

After school let out for the holidays, Lu Chang'an and Lu Changyu, the two siblings, spent almost the entire day here, except when they were sleeping at night.

The two siblings may be playful, but they will do whatever their elders ask them to do.

Lu Yao bought four cups of milk tea and a bunch of potato chips for the four of them, including the grandfather and grandson.

In the past, Lu Yao would buy milk tea and potato chips for his family. As long as they didn't eat or drink them like food, it was no big deal to eat junk food occasionally. Now there's even less to worry about.

Lu Yao and Dianzi were drinking glutinous rice wine on the side, accompanied by spiced melon seeds, scallion peanuts, and pickled chicken feet.

The two occasionally gave the brother and sister pointers on how to play their cards.

"Uncle Wu, do you even know how to play cards?"

"Not only are you bad at games, but you're also terrible at cards. No wonder you graduated from kindergarten."

Lu Chang'an lost three games in a row, and while shuffling the cards, he rolled his eyes in a frenzy.

"Uncle is still the best."

Lu Changyu shuffled the cards all night, and Lu Yao kept winning after he returned, making him feel triumphant.

"That's not true. I can beat your Uncle Wu even if I play games with my feet."

Lu Yao proudly raised his head.

"Your uncle must have been peeking at the cards. Who told you not to hold them properly?"

The madman stubbornly refused to admit that he was bad at cards.

"I'm so ashamed. I didn't see if my uncle peeked at the cards, but I could see clearly that Uncle Wu often peeked at my grandparents' cards."

Lu Changyu swiped his face with her finger to embarrass him.

"If I were cheating and still losing, I would have jumped into the pond out of shame."

Lu Yao added fuel to the fire.

Lu Lide and Wang Xiurong watched them play and joke with a smile.

"Get out of my way, I don't believe in evil spirits."

The madman told Lu Chang'an to get up, and he sat in his seat and began dealing the cards.

They lost even faster as a result.

Everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"It's normal to win and lose when playing cards. Ah Wu is just having bad luck tonight."

Lu Lide gave the madman a way out.

"Yes, we'll fight again tomorrow night. I'll beat you so badly you'll be crying your eyes out."

The madman made a solemn vow.

"cut."

No one believed him.

Everyone played until 11:30 PM before breaking up.

Lu Yao returned from clearing weeds at the tea plantation and took a shower. It was already 3 a.m., but there were still many night owls in the group chat.

Lu Yao opened the Douyin app and went to his homepage.

His account name is "The Pastoral Life of the Grass Clan Chief".

Having pets and posting pictures of them makes it easier to attract followers and traffic, and cats are a huge group worldwide.

With AI capabilities being incredibly powerful, and Lu Yao having studied related expertise and technology, the videos he produced were of very high quality. His daily viewership and number of followers were skyrocketing, with some videos even exceeding one million likes and his follower count approaching 80,000, far exceeding his expectations.

Is this a case of unintentionally planting willows and expecting them to flourish?

"What kind of grass is this? It's so cute!"

"This is cat grass."

"Tch, what kind of eyesight do you have? This is wheatgrass."

"He looks like a country bumpkin who's never seen the world."

"He's obviously a narrow-minded city dweller."

"Damn it, open your dog eyes and see clearly who's blind."

I took a video as proof.

"Tch, open your pig eyes and see clearly too."

I also filmed a video as proof.

"No need to argue, neither of you is wrong. Cat grass is also called wheatgrass."

Someone stepped forward to explain the facts.

"Don't laugh at me, but seeing this catnip actually made me hungry."

"So you feel the same way. I thought I was the only one who wanted to eat it."

"I've been looking for this criticism, but it turns out there's nothing wrong with my eyes or my body."

"Chieftain, are your videos all AI-generated?"

"It doesn't look like it, but we don't know if it was added in post-production."

"That's what I think too."

"Is there anyone with expertise who can offer some advice?"

"Can we do a live stream?"

"If it's genuine, I'll place an order immediately."

"Me too, I'm posting this as proof."

……

Similar comments made up half of the comments section.

"The mountains are still so green this time of year, it must be in the south."

"The stream water is so clear, you can even see the pimples on my face clearly. It reminds me of the stream next to my grandma's house. I miss my grandma so much."

"The scenery is so beautiful, can you send me the location? I want to go and check it out."

"Chief, the scenery in the video looks familiar. Are you from around here?"

"This is exactly the retirement home I've always dreamed of."

……

Many people were not focused on the cats, but rather on the beautiful scenery in the video.

"Is the clan leader male or female?"

"Neither male nor female?"

"From Chengdu?"

"What do you mean by that upstairs? We have heterosexual couples in Chengdu too!"

"What?! We have heterosexual couples in Chengdu too! We're all normal people, and those people aren't even locals!"

……

Lu Yao had already quit Kuaishou and Douyin, and had no idea that the comments section had gone completely off-topic.