The pastoral life of the grass tribe chief
Chapter 98 Teasing the Dog Thief
"Dude, open the door."
The handsome young man approached the car door and gently knocked on it.
The two dog thieves exchanged a glance but showed no intention of opening the door.
They could tell that the young men were just as ruthless as they were, and that they would definitely not have a good time after getting off the bus.
Especially this handsome young man, who looks harmless, but such people are often more terrifying when they become ruthless.
"Big White, stop pretending to be dead."
The handsome young man said something that left the two dog thieves completely baffled.
Before the two dog thieves could figure out what was going on, the large white dog, which had been unconscious in the car, suddenly sprang up, pounced on the man who was holding it, and slammed its head hard against the car door.
The man screamed in agony, seeing stars above his head.
He tried to struggle, but the big white thing bared its teeth at him, its sharp teeth only inches from his neck, scaring him out of his wits.
The driver was startled. After regaining his senses, his eyes turned cold, and he pulled out a dagger to stab Da Bai.
Big White gave it a cold look.
The driver was startled again.
He actually saw a mocking look on a dog's face.
"Dude, open the door if you don't want to get a rabies vaccine."
Lu Yao knocked on the car door twice more.
The man who fell was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the doorknob and pressed it down.
Lu Yao pushed open the car door.
Big White pinned the man against the car door, leaving his head hanging outside.
Lu Yao then looked at the man driving the car.
After struggling internally for a long time, the driver slowly opened the car door, got out, and stood in front of the door.
Lu Yao stroked Da Bai's head and untied the noose around its neck.
Da Bai jumped out of the car, stood next to Lu Yao, and stared at the two dog thieves.
"Throw away the knife."
Lu Yang picked up a stone and tossed it around in his hand.
There was a shower this morning, so they couldn't work and got a day off.
The group came looking for Lu Yao, but unexpectedly stumbled upon this good show, so they naturally wouldn't miss it.
The driver hesitated for a moment, but still threw the dagger into the bushes.
"You must be wondering why we knew in advance that you were coming to steal the dog."
Lu Yao smiled and said to the two dog thieves.
If he doesn't say anything, let alone mention the two dog thieves, no one will know.
Da Bai and the others remembered the appearance of the two dog thieves and their van, and told this information to the village dogs. Whenever the two dog thieves appeared near Maotian Village, the village dogs would notify Da Bai and the others immediately.
The big white thing is the bait.
Since the two dog thieves didn't steal any dogs, Lu Yao acted as if nothing had happened.
If they steal dogs, then they're in for a world of trouble.
The two dog thieves exchanged a glance, then looked at Lu Yao.
They were repeat offenders with many years of experience and were extremely cautious. They would only act when they had thoroughly investigated the vicinity of the crime scene. They had never failed before, but today they suffered a major setback and couldn't figure out where the problem lay.
"Since you want to know, then I won't tell you."
Lu Yao could tell they were eager to know, but he deliberately didn't tell them.
The two dog thieves really wanted to punch Lu Yao's sleazy face, but now that they were in his hands, they dared not speak out.
"You can move the stones yourself and then leave."
Lu Yao stretched out his hands and patted the two dog thieves lightly on the shoulders, then walked away as if nothing had happened.
"Are we just going to let them go like that?"
Lu Yang and his friends had been itching to get started, but they were all dumbfounded when they heard what he said.
The two dog thieves also looked at Lu Yang with surprise and suspicion.
"You only have one minute."
Lu Yao said to the two dog thieves.
The two dog thieves had no choice but to obediently go and move the stones.
After finishing the move, he didn't immediately drive away. Instead, he looked at Lu Yao with suspicion, unable to figure out what he was up to.
"Sigh, don't you all know you're sick?"
Seeing that the two dog thieves still hadn't left, Lu Yao sighed.
"You're the one who's sick, your whole family is sick."
The two dog thieves cursed inwardly.
When Lu Yang and his companions heard that the two dog thieves were sick, they kept looking them over, but couldn't see anything wrong with them. They could only cast questioning glances at Lu Yao.
The two dog thieves were scrutinized by the group for a long time, as if they were livestock, and they couldn't help but mutter complaints to themselves.
Have you ever heard of cerebrovascular diseases?
"It can cause a person to suddenly lose consciousness, fall down and pass out, but they will quickly regain consciousness and wake up."
Lu Yao said seriously.
"You're saying we have cerebrovascular disease?"
"You're saying they have cerebrovascular disease?"
The two dog thieves and Lu Yang and the others said in unison.
"Yes, you two didn't feel anything before because it was in the incubation period. Now it has turned into a dangerous outbreak period, and it could happen anytime, anywhere."
"I'm just afraid that if I hit you two, you'll suddenly fall ill and something bad will happen to you, and we'll be facing legal trouble."
"Just a friendly reminder to you both, please, please don't drive in the future, it's very easy to get into a car accident."
Lu Yao said solemnly.
The two dog thieves don't have this disease at all. He just patted them on the shoulder and secretly damaged their cerebral blood vessels. If they go to the hospital for a checkup, they will be diagnosed with cerebrovascular disease and will not suspect that it was deliberately sabotaged.
This disease will accompany them for the rest of their lives, and it can flare up at any time, but it will not be so severe that they suddenly faint; they will only suffer excruciating pain.
This punishment is crueler than breaking their arms and legs or sending them to jail.
"I see."
Lu Yang and his companions firmly believed Lu Yao's words and were also relieved that they hadn't attacked the two dog thieves right away.
"You absolutely must not doubt his words; his medical skills are amazing."
Seeing the disdainful expressions on the two dog thieves' faces, Lu Chong mimicked Lu Yao's tone.
The two dog thieves initially thought Lu Yao was at Hu Zhi, but seeing that everyone was convinced of it, their hearts skipped a beat. Upon hearing Lu Chong's words, their expressions changed drastically.
The thirty-year-old man, in particular, was so frightened that he wet his pants on the spot.
"I don't believe you. If you said one of us was sick, I might have believed you, but you're saying we both have the same disease. Do you think I'm stupid?"
The forty-year-old man suddenly sneered.
When his accomplice heard that he had been tricked by Lu Yao, he was both angry and ashamed.
"Some diseases are contagious. Since you two are often together, you might catch something from each other."
Lu Chong said calmly.
The two dog thieves' expressions changed drastically again.
"This disease is not contagious."
Seeing that the two dog thieves were quite frightened by Lu Chong, Lu Yao gave him a thumbs up.
Needless to say, Lu Chong was so smug that he automatically ignored Lu Yao's words.
The two dog thieves breathed a sigh of relief.
"But this disease is hereditary."
Lu Yao learned from the conversation in the video that the two were cousins.
The two dog thieves, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly felt their hearts leap into their throats again.
The rollercoaster-like ups and downs almost drove the two dog thieves crazy.
"Is this disease curable?"
The 30-year-old man asked Lu Yao with trembling lips.
"There are currently no known cases of a cure in the medical field."
"I've already warned you both, whether you believe me or not is none of my business."
After Lu Yao finished speaking, he walked towards his car.
Big White opened the passenger door and jumped in.
After closing the door, he walked over, opened the driver's side door, got in, started the car, and turned it around.
The madman also got into the car and drove a few people after them.
The group brushed past the two dog thieves, casting pitying glances at them.
"Don't drive so fast."
You actually believe his nonsense?
"If you don't believe me, why is your whole body trembling?"
"I'll make your whole family tremble!"
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