Taoist cultivation begins with being a miner

Chapter 14 The Ingenious Use of the Prime Minister's Underpants

Although talismans are all single-use items, they are inexpensive and affordable, making them the first choice for many cultivators.

Lu Yan also noticed a strange phenomenon: those who bought talismans didn't go from stall to stall asking; they went directly to the designated stall to buy them, as if they knew the stall owner.

"Brother Lu, have you also noticed that those of us who sell talismans basically have our own regular customers?"

"Only in this way can we use it with peace of mind. After all, hunting monsters is quite dangerous, and if the talisman doesn't work well, it could be fatal." Huang Ying explained to Lu Yan when he saw the doubt on his face.

So that's why so many people buying talismans don't bother to ask around.

The morning flew by, and Huang Ying made a few deals. His marketing tactic was to buy ten and get one free, eleven spirit stones per stone, which was cheaper than in regular shops.

But no one asks Lu Yan here.

Sigh... My first business venture ended in failure. Do I really have to become a wholesaler?

I was really unwilling to accept it.

Moreover, even if I wanted to become a wholesaler, I don't have a reputation, so who would buy from me?

It's true that no industry is easy to succeed in.

I thought I would escape this sea of ​​suffering after I learned how to make talismans, but I never expected to enter another sea of ​​suffering.

Until a mature-looking female cultivator came to Lu Yan's stall.

"My lady, what kind of talisman do you need? I have them all here." Seeing that someone had finally stopped in front of his stall, Lu Yan quickly greeted them.

"Oh~ Little brother, you have such a sweet tongue~ I'm already so old, yet you still call me a fairy." The female cultivator was quite bold and started chatting with Lu Yan.

"You're too modest, fairy. You are beautiful and have an exceptional temperament. You are like a flower on a high mountain, stunning the world, or a lotus in a pond, rising from the mud unsullied. You deserve to be called a fairy." Damn it, I'll do it. These days, you can't do business if you're too concerned about saving face.

"Hehehe~ Little brother, you speak so sweetly, I love it." Upon hearing this, the female cultivator laughed so hard she swayed uncontrollably.

Even Huang Ying and the cultivator selling red-clawed rabbits couldn't help but take a closer look at the female cultivator after hearing Lu Yan's praise.

It turned out that the female nun was of average appearance, but dressed very flamboyantly. If there was any advantage, it was that she had a great figure and her eyes were fixed on him. She was obviously in the sex industry.

The two admired Lu Yan's ability to lie through his teeth and gave him a thumbs up.

"Fairy, I'm just telling the truth." Lu Yan didn't care what industry she was in, as long as she could buy his talismans.

"Hehehe~ Little brother, I love your serious look. My name is Hua Yueqing, you can also call me Sister Hua. How much are these talismans?" Although she was talking about talismans, Hua Yueqing kept looking at Lu Yan's face.

Lu Yan felt a little embarrassed by Hua Yueqing's mature and bold gaze, but still said, "Buy one 10-Spirit Fragment card, or buy ten and get one free."

The price is the same as other stalls.

"The price is not bad, little brother. Are there any other discounts?" Hua Yueqing asked again.

"Hmm~ If the Flower Fairy buys ten, I can pick one more from these talismans." After thinking for a moment, Lu Yan took out the talismans he had initially made. They were all cleansing talismans, which couldn't be sold and could only be given away.

"Alright, I'll take one." Hua Yueqing said, holding up one finger.

"Okay, Fairy." Although somewhat disappointed, it was understandable, since the other party wasn't going out to fight monsters, and there was nowhere to use the talismans she bought.

"Which talisman does the Flower Fairy want?" Lu Yan asked.

"This Giant Strength Talisman is great for men—I really like it." Hua Yueqing pointed at the Giant Strength Talisman and winked at Lu Yan as she spoke.

Lu Yan: ...

Damn it, I used this talisman to fight monsters.

"Ahem~ Flower Fairy, please keep this safe. Come visit often when you have time." Oh well, the customer is always right, it doesn't matter where I use it.

"Don't worry, little brother, I'll come again tomorrow." As she handed the broken spirit to Lu Yan, Hua Yueqing gave Lu Yan's hand a hard squeeze.

"Uh~" Lu Yan quickly withdrew his hand. Was he that thirsty?

"Hehehe~" Seeing Lu Yan's shy expression, Hua Yueqing couldn't help but laugh again.

"Not bad, Brother Lu. You can even say something like that. You're got business acumen." After Hua Yueqing left, Huang Ying couldn't help but praise Lu Yan.

"Cough cough~ Just trying to make a living." That was all Lu Yan could say.

Not long after, Lu Yan suddenly realized that he seemed to have found the secret to selling talismans.

Now that he's wearing the Prime Minister's undergarments, he's very attractive to Ren Qi. It's very likely that Hua Yueqing was attracted by his handsome looks.

Why don't you just target mature women?

Without hesitation, Lu Yan ignored the male cultivators and actively solicited customers from the female cultivators.

Sure enough, this trick worked. After Lu Yan called out, more than 80% of the female cultivators would stop in front of Lu Yan's stall.

With Lu Yan's generous spending, the purchase rate reached as high as 50%.

Although they were buying one or two tickets at a time, the sheer number of people made it impossible to resist.

More than twenty tickets were sold in just a few hours.

Furthermore, through conversations with these female cultivators, Lu Yan discovered a pattern: regarding the Prime Minister's underpants, "Renqi" does not refer to female cultivators who are married or have a Daoist partner.

Anyone who has experienced a man's sexual intercourse beyond their first time falls within the scope of the Seven Categories of Humanity.

That makes things easier. Lu Yan is very experienced in this area. His sharp eyes can tell whether a female cultivator is still a virgin by looking at her eyebrows, eyes, and the shape of her hips when she walks.

Then, by recruiting them, the success rate can reach 100%.

Lu Yan's move impressed Huang Ying, who was standing next to him.

Taking advantage of a moment when no one was around, Huang Ying grabbed Lu Yan's hands.

"What's wrong, Brother Huang?" Lu Yan was a little surprised and quickly shook off the other person's hand. Could this guy have some kind of homosexual tendency?

"No, you're my older brother, Brother Lu. You can just call me Xiao Huang from now on," Huang Ying said to Lu Yan sincerely.

"Brother Huang, what's wrong?" This time, Lu Yan was completely taken aback.

"Brother Lu, please teach me the techniques to attract female cultivators. I am nearly forty years old and still single. If this continues, I will die alone."

"Brother Huang, you've misunderstood. How could I possibly know such magic? I'm just an ordinary cultivator." Lu Yan was somewhat amused and exasperated.

"Impossible. If you don't know any magic to attract female cultivators, then why do they stop when you call out to them?" Huang Ying clearly didn't believe it.

"Brother Huang, it's actually very simple. Just speak gently and praise them enthusiastically when they come to the stall, and you'll succeed," Lu Yan suggested.

"That simple?"

"It's that simple."

"Alright, I'll give it a try." With that, Huang Ying began to look for a target.

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