The Last Sentinel

"Achoo!"

"Achoo!"

"What's going on! Why hasn't the rescue arrived yet?!"

On the Great Wall of Sword Qi, Brother Eighty looked up at the sky.

Finally, two meteors streaking across the sky with fiery tails hurtled in.

Boom!! Boom!

Two Vanguard Titan-class mechs, one black and one red, fell from the sky and crashed onto the Great Wall.

These are two enhanced warrior-type mechs, each 700 meters tall and designed for close combat. The cockpits of the mechs glowed, and two burly figures charged down.

"Leader! Are you alright?"

"President! How did it go?!"

The newcomers were none other than Dian Wei and Xu Chu!

Brother Eighty grinned and said, "Can you pull it out for me first! I'm stuck in the cockpit!"

"Whoa whoa--"

Dian Wei punched hard, breaking the thick alloy guardrail in half. Xu Chu grabbed Brother Ba's waist and pulled him outwards with a jerk!

"Aww—"

Eighty Brother let out a scream that only existed during human evolution, accompanied by the crisp sound of bones shattering.

Clearly, the bone is broken!

Xu Chu stood there awkwardly, "Chairman, I, I didn't mean to. I was just trying to pull you out of the cockpit. Your bones are too brittle; you might break them if I'm not careful..."

"I'll fucking kill you!" Eighty Brother cursed angrily. "The injuries I've sustained working with Little Rizi for so long aren't as bad as the damage you two will inflict on me in a moment! If I ever die, it'll be from the hands of you two muscle-bound idiots! Damn it! It hurts like hell! My back! You fucking ruined my back! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts—"

Dian Wei took out a flask of Star Blue Wine. "Boss, have a sip!"

Brother Eighty took a sip of his drink, and only then did he feel the pain subside. He let out a long sigh and asked, "How much did I lose this time?"

Dian Wei and Xu Chu lowered their heads and remained silent.

Brother Eighty waved his hand heartily and said, "Why are you so dejected? Victory and defeat are common in war! The other side isn't some brainless alien bastard or alien seafood, but a real old adversary, and a resurrected one at that. Facing such an old adversary, defeat is normal! We're not dead, we will eventually come back stronger!"

Xu Chu whispered, "Boss, the vice president's advisory team..."

Brother Eighty was stunned. "Sima Kongqun? What happened? Was he killed?"

Dian Wei said, "After we were scattered by the colossi on the battlefield, Vice President Sima Kongqun led the staff to break out from the left flank, but he was unlucky and ran into the Tokugawa Shogunate's reinforcements head-on. Tokugawa Mitsunobu captured Vice President Sima and wiped out the staff."

Xu Chu said, "Our plans will probably all be leaked, and we'll have no chance of winning next."

Listening to his two subordinates' words, even the usually optimistic Eighty-Brother Cheng showed a rare look of gloom and despair on his face.

However, this despair is not Brother Eighty's despair for himself.

Rather, it was Brother Eighty's despair at the enemy's predicament.

Others might not know what kind of person Sima Kongqun is, but Zhuge Mengde, the Eighty-Year-Old, knows all too well what kind of scoundrel he is.

You may not have heard of his name, Sima Kongqun.

But if we were to mention his nickname, his fame in the game "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" would be on par with that of the notorious scoundrel, Brother Eighty.

He is Crab Bro, the vice president of the Wu Emperor Alliance in the SLG game "Land of Glory" and has many outstanding achievements in the industry!

He is another leader-level figure who commands the entire land, following in the footsteps of Brother Eighty.

He is a combination of Brother Eighty and Little White Flower. He can be a strategist, a president, and even sacrifice his looks when it matters!

Case 1: "Crab Bro" became famous overnight for embezzling 300,000 yuan of crab-related funds.

After the ancient predecessors like Brother Eighty and Hua Xiaobai withdrew from the SLG battlefield of Rise of Kingdoms, Brother Crab learned from Brother Eighty's failure and removed him from the position of strategist. He took on both the role of strategist and alliance leader, handling all affairs at once. With the strong support of the investors, the [Emperor Wu Alliance] quickly marched into Luoyang.

To show his generosity, the sponsor ordered ten crabs for each of his thousand guild members, each one plump and full of roe!

One crab costs thirty yuan, so if you give ten thousand crabs to a thousand people, that's three hundred thousand yuan!

As the leader and commander, Crab Bro received 300,000 and bought crabs. Then he made the same mistake as Hua Xiaobai.

Crab Bro only sent some crabs to the high-level battle group and the paving group, but unexpectedly, the quality of the crabs was too high. Some of the fully-level members of the high-level battle group thought the taste was too good, so they asked the crab seller, the sponsor. Only then did the sponsor realize that the so-called 10,000 crabs were actually only about 100, one for each person. And Crab Bro's WeChat Moments showed a new Cadillac.

Enraged, the investor approached Crab Bro, intending to sue him.

But Crab Bro remained unfazed, kicking his sugar daddy away and saying that the sugar daddy was disobedient and not worth his loyalty. He also said that he would take on the roles of sugar daddy, leader, and commander in the future.

The sugar daddy is not someone to be trifled with. Crab Bro's real name and address were exposed by the sugar daddy. His real name is Sima Kongqun!

In ancient times, Sima Yi swore an oath by pointing to the Luo River, and later the Sima family murdered the emperor in the street and took his place.

Today, Sima Kongqun is patting his heart and giving out benefits; later, Sima Laozei kicks out his sugar daddy and takes over his sugar daddy's CP wife.

In no time, Sima the Old Thief's reputation soared.

Case 2: After Sima Laozei kicked out the big spender, although he still had some money and could maintain the operation of the alliance, the decline of the guild eventually became apparent. The number of guild members decreased, and high-level players left one after another. Seeing that Luoyang would not be able to hold on next season, Sima Laozei panicked.

At this moment, Sima Laozei had a plan. After learning that the leader of the rival guild was a young girl, he decisively launched an attack.

First, they struck up a conversation with the president of the association under the guise of online dating, then arranged various romantic dates, and finally, before the final showdown, they went to a hotel together offline.

It has to be said that Sima Laozei does have some good looks, especially his natural gray hair, which, combined with his decadent vibe, gives him a mature charm. He won over the young female leader of the alliance with just a few cups of light wine.

The two then entered a couples-themed hotel. While the woman was asleep, Sima Laozei logged into the opposing guild's backend and used his guild leader privileges to kick all the high-level players from the opposing alliance out of the guild, disband the road-paving group, and ruin the guild!

The next day, the female leader woke up and, seeing herself completely unharmed and the alliance in complete disarray, she broke down and was immediately sent to a mental hospital.

Sima Laozei was sued by the woman, but because he remained chaste and did not do anything to her, coupled with the infamous reputation of the game SLG, he not only escaped unscathed but also earned the nickname "refined scoundrel".

After these two incidents, Sima Kongqun was not exactly universally hated, but he was certainly universally disliked.

Seeing that he couldn't survive in the game, Sima Kongqun slapped his thigh and said, "Now that the Human Alliance is the only dominant force, I might as well go and join the ranks of seniors like Brother Eighty and Hua Xiaobai!"

To be honest, if Sima Kongqun had taken the college entrance examination, he would have had no chance of getting into the High Martial Arts Academy. But thanks to the achievements he made in SLG, Brother Bashi was very interested in him and made an exception to recommend him to the academy.

After entering the academy, Sima Kongqun revealed a perverted trait: he was a masochist!

He has a masochistic personality disorder. He enjoys both physical and psychological abuse, so the thing he does most in the academy is to be abused in various places, to be humiliated and publicly executed. This makes him very happy.

Brother Eighty once thought this guy was a bit too abnormal and wondered if he should send him to a mental hospital to be treated along with the war-crazed mental patients in the star system.

But it turned out that Sima the Old Thief had actually recruited those interstellar war criminals who failed the star system tests and formed a new star system force, the Violent Search Team. He even led the team members to successfully leave the hospital!

To prevent this guy from causing trouble for others, Brother Eighty had no choice but to keep him by his side.

However, such a guy is also a ticking time bomb for Brother Eighty.

Brother Eighty is very worried that he will follow in Cao Cao's footsteps and end up having his kingdom seized by the old scoundrel Sima!

So Brother Eighty always kept his distance from him; the two were not close, but rather treated each other with the utmost respect.

This time, that old scoundrel Sima actually got arrested! At this moment, Brother Eighty felt like he'd just popped a bottle of champagne.

Of all the people the Tokugawa Shogunate could have arrested, they had to arrest that masochistic old scoundrel Sima!

Torture him, it's purely to give him pleasure!

Arresting him would be like Pan Jinlian's night raid on Ximen Qing, Jingyang Hu's night rendezvous with Wu Erlang, or Anthony's encounter with Hua Xiaobai...

That's great!

The connections in this world are simply amazing!

Just think about Sima Yi's pathological personality, and then think about the group of star war criminals under his command. It's hard for the Shogunate not to be in a mess right now!