Don't try to cultivate immortality; mortals live longer than immortals.

"Ah Xuan, quick, come help me cut a knife."

After Duan Xuan placed the order, he was feeling rather idle when Zhou Ran's urgent voice suddenly reached his ears.

Turning my head, I saw my friend frantically tapping on his phone, his forehead covered in beads of sweat, his face filled with unease and anxiety.

"What's wrong?"

Duan Xuan was startled by his friend's appearance, thinking to himself, "It's just an order, what if this kid goes crazy again and does something unexpected?"

Upon realizing this, Duan Xuan not only did not approach, but instead retreated slightly.

There's no way around it, the silly spiritual root is really quite suspicious.

Zhou Ran, oblivious to Duan Xuan's wariness, wore a long face, his frustration and grievances clearly visible: "Didn't Teacher Tang just say that as long as enough people help bargain, there's a chance to get it for free? I... I think saving 100 spirit stones would be great..."

"..."

Duan Xuan was speechless for a moment.

You're a silly spirit root, not an innocent one. You actually believe this kind of trick?

However, Zhou Ran was clearly unaware of anything amiss and was still pleading, "Xuanzi, I'm only 0.01% away from it now, hurry, please cut it down for me, it'll be done soon."

Duan Xuan sighed, not bothering to say anything more. These kinds of things are usually things that people won't turn back until they hit a brick wall.

So he did as he was told and chopped him with a knife.

"Great, it's down another order of magnitude, now it's only 0.001%."

Zhou Ran looked excited.

Duan Xuan was speechless. Whatever makes you happy!

……

He stopped paying attention to the idiot and shifted his focus. At that moment, the students, having purchased their meal packages, began their expectant wait.

Soon, a buzzing sound reached my ears, and a delivery drone flew overhead, its robotic arm releasing and airdropping a cardboard box.

"Alright, this is a group purchase package worth 50 spirit coins for 10 people. Su Wei and the other 10 students, go up and check it. Remember to enter your student ID numbers to pick it up."

Tang Ya's voice reached my ears.

Ten students stepped forward as instructed, their faces filled with excitement. When purchasing from the online store, only the package level and price were listed, and the details page did not specify the exact functions. Therefore, this process was similar to opening a blind box, which explains why everyone was both nervous and excited.

"Huh, what's this?"

The scanning and opening of the boxes was completed quickly. Everyone looked at each other, holding their items, their expressions all blank.

They purchased the same package, so they naturally received the exact same goods.

They were all just hats, looking quite ordinary, but strangely, there was a 20-centimeter-long antenna on the top of the hat.

"Teacher, what is this? How do you use it?"

"This is a spiritual energy enhancer and receiver, similar to a WiFi wall-transfer device. After you wear it, you can gather about three times the amount of spiritual energy around your body, which will greatly help guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth into your body."

"Three times the spiritual energy?"

"Awesome!"

"It's a good product, but the design is really a bit outdated."

"The explanation for 'WiFi wall-penetrating king' is actually quite reasonable."

……

A gasp rippled through the crowd, and Duan Xuan couldn't help but show a look of amazement.

The conditions for cultivating immortality in this world are ridiculously good; they can easily produce treasures that can gather three times the amount of spiritual energy.

Keep in mind, this is only the cheapest package!

If this were in ancient times, even a direct descendant of a Nascent Soul cultivator might not receive such treatment.

The ten people then happily put on the hats and began to guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth, but soon an embarrassing scene unfolded.

Several people raised their hands: "Teacher Tang... um, you spoke too fast just now. We haven't memorized the formula for guiding the primordial energy of heaven and earth into the body yet."

Tang Ya smiled slightly: "There's a button next to the antenna on the hat. Just press it and you'll see."

Everyone looked bewildered, but naturally they obeyed and did as instructed.

Su Wei pressed a button, and a virtual light screen appeared in front of him, with golden characters floating on it.

The first line reads:

Basic Methods for Introducing Vital Energy into the Body (Xianmeng Education Press) (9th Edition)

What follows is a mnemonic of about 200 words, which can be described as profound yet simple and easy to understand.

Su Wei was shocked. "Damn, this thing even has a built-in teleprompter function!"

If that's the case, why did the teacher say that in the last class? Was she trying to scare us?

Without time to think, he immediately sensed a rich surge of primordial energy from heaven and earth, flowing straight into his spiritual center through the antenna above his head…

Su Wei dared not slack off, pondering the incantation while trying to guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth into his body.

It was much easier than he had imagined, but he dared not be careless in the slightest, because if anything went wrong, there was still a risk of going berserk in his cultivation...

Tang Ya, however, wore a faint smile.

Ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

"I...I did it."

Su Wei looked at his hands, a look of extreme joy on his face.

The whole process was much easier than he had imagined.

I originally thought it would be very difficult, but following the instructions exactly, I encountered almost no obstacles. I successfully guided the vital energy on the first try.

At this moment, he was already a cultivator at the first level of Qi Refining, and had officially embarked on the path of immortality.

My eyesight has improved a lot. My slight nearsightedness has been cured without medication. I can now see an ant crawling a hundred meters away clearly.

The same goes for my ears. Only then did I realize that being able to distinguish falling flowers and leaves from dozens of meters away was no exaggeration.

The sense of smell was also noticeably enhanced. Su Wei twitched his nose, and then began to gag violently, vomiting all over the floor.

"Damn, who didn't wash their feet? That athlete's foot is horrible."

Su Wei's face was deathly pale.

Originally, as a cultivator, after undergoing the Yi Jin Xi Sui (a ritual to change one's tendons and marrow), the functions of the body in all aspects were greatly enhanced, but correspondingly, these functions could also be freely controlled and shielded.

The good aspects should be selected according to the needs, while various unpleasant smells and noises can be filtered out, but Su Wei obviously hasn't learned these yet.

And so... tragedy struck.

And he wasn't the only one who was unlucky.

At this moment, the other people in the group who joined together also completed the process of guiding the primordial energy of heaven and earth into their bodies.

Their physical functions were naturally greatly enhanced.

then……

"Oh, my eyes!"

"Help! Someone please help me!"

……

There was another unlucky guy who covered his ears and started rolling around on the spot.

Of course, there were others who had the same experience as Su Wei. They accidentally smelled a foul odor and almost vomited up their leftovers, let alone breakfast.

Tang Ya sighed, raised her left hand, and gently pointed out. Instantly, a layer of light descended from the sky, enveloping the bodies of the 10 students.

Instantly, everyone's irritability vanished, as if the discomfort and pain they had just experienced were merely a dream.