Don't try to cultivate immortality; mortals live longer than immortals.

Soon, the fat guy became the focus of attention, after all, he was the only one among the 50 students in the top class to have purchased the most expensive meal.

Everyone looked at the card in his hand, filled with curiosity. What exactly was this 200 spirit coins package?

The card was exquisitely made, with beautiful patterns and designs.

The front features birds, beasts, insects, and fish, while the back is decorated with the words "summon".

"This...it looks a bit like a summoning card in a game!"

"Could it be that it can summon powerful figures to help us?"

"It can be used to guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth into the body, but what is its purpose?"

……

Immediately, murmurs and discussions filled the air.

Tang Ya revealed a mysterious smile: "That's right, this is a summoning card that can call for help from outside the field."

"The method of use is also very simple. Just strike an embarrassing and chuunibyou pose, shout at the sky, and you can summon a powerful being to help you guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth into your body..."

Everyone was completely bewildered.

They couldn't help but whisper among themselves.

"That sounds really impressive."

"But why strike such an embarrassing and childish pose?"

"You're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask? There must be a special reason, it can't just be for the sake of a sense of ceremony!"

……

The chubby boy was also completely confused, his head full of question marks, but facing the expectant and attentive gazes of his classmates, he couldn't help but puff out his chest.

Then, he coughed lightly, held the summoning card up to his eyes with one hand to cover half his face, put his other hand on his hip, and jumped three times on the spot before shouting at the top of his lungs: "Cross dimensions, my exclusive powerhouse!"

The surrounding classmates: "..."

Tang Ya: "..."

Duan Xuan: "..."

Everyone was speechless for a moment, and what was even more awkward was that after he shouted, nothing happened, and the huge playground remained silent.

The fat man's expression was stiff, as if he had seen a crow slowly flying over his head.

Another minute passed, but there was still no movement.

The fat boy cried, "Teacher, this card isn't fake, is it? I spent a whole 200 spirit coins on this package!"

Tang Ya walked over expressionlessly.

I originally wanted to tease the chubby boy, but in the end, I was the one who ended up feeling embarrassed.

Her face was grim. She snatched the card from the fat man's hand, gritting her teeth, "Because I am the powerful being you summoned."

After saying this, without waiting for the fat man to react, he slapped him on the head.

"Oh no, is the teacher trying to kill us to cover it up?" the fat man exclaimed in shock.

However, the expected pain did not occur.

On the contrary, he felt a surge of spiritual energy flowing into his meridians from the Baihui acupoint on the top of his head. At the same time, the surrounding天地元气 (heaven and earth energy) seemed to be attracted by something, rushing towards him like rivers flowing into the sea, entering his meridians through every pore of his body.

"alright!"

Tang Ya withdrew her hand.

The chubby boy was still in a daze, but then he realized, "This is... done?"

In the blink of an eye, he did almost nothing and successfully completed the process of drawing qi into his body.

The whole process went incredibly smoothly.

So this is the 200 Spirit Coins package!

As the most expensive package, it offers nanny-level service, with the head teacher, who is also a Golden Core Ancestor, taking charge. Therefore, it is impossible for any mistakes or oversights to occur.

It guarantees you'll learn and master it, with a 100% success rate!

……

The practical class lasted all morning.

The final result was very good.

Of the fifty students, only three failed to guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth, resulting in a success rate as high as 90%.

As for the three unlucky guys who failed, it wasn't because they were incompetent, but because they each had their own reasons.

For example, there was a guy who was feeling tired and sleepy because he stayed up late playing games last night, and the package he bought was an energy-boosting sleep mask.

So when he put on the eye mask, he didn't enter the ideal half-asleep state, but instead started snoring.

Thus, it naturally failed.

If the first guy's situation was somewhat his own fault, then the other student's situation was purely a matter of natural disaster and human error.

He chose a package worth 100 spirit coins.

However, man proposes, God disposes. This guy never expected that after eating the spicy snack, he would be allergic to nanobots and then... faint.

He became the second failure in the top class.

As for the last student, the reason for his failure was even simpler: this guy actually forgot to bring his phone. No, to be precise, he thought that electronic devices were not allowed in the cultivation class, so he left it in the dormitory and therefore could not purchase the package.

Originally, since I was selected for the elite class, theoretically, even without the help of external objects, it wouldn't be too difficult to guide the primordial energy of heaven and earth into my body.

The problem is that this guy panicked when he saw that all his classmates had bought one, but he hadn't.

There's a lot of tension and anxiety, and this tension inevitably leads to mistakes. In a panic, failure is almost inevitable.

Fortunately, although the three students did not succeed, they did not go astray. After all, it is a matter of probability, and obviously, their luck has not yet hit rock bottom.

Tang Ya also breathed a sigh of relief.

A dignified Golden Core cultivator leading such a simple practical lesson is actually out of fear of going astray in cultivation.

Fortunately, we had good luck today. Out of 50 students, as many as 47 successfully completed the Qi-induction technique. Even for the top class, the success rate on the first try almost broke the record.

This month's bonus... is a sure thing!

Tang Ya clapped her hands: "Very good, very good."

"Keep up the good work, students, and try to maintain this pace of learning. As for the three little ones who didn't do well, don't be discouraged. I'll give you extra lessons later tonight."

"It's just that you probably can't afford the tutoring fees right now. How about this, I'll recommend a student loan app in a bit."

"Student loan app?"

The students looked completely bewildered.

"Not bad." Tang Ya nodded. "What's the point of cultivating immortality without taking out a loan? But don't worry, students, the platform I recommend is definitely a top-tier one."

"The Yundao Loan, developed independently by our school, has a daily interest rate of only 0.03%. If you borrow 1000 spirit coins, the interest is only 0.3% per day, which is almost negligible."

"Everyone can log in with their student ID for instant approval, no collateral, purely credit-based loans. Whether it's buying study notes that match the textbooks, renting AI-assisted training pods, or stockpiling spiritual energy supplements, it's all very convenient..."

Tang Ya's face was full of a warm and welcoming smile: "Looking around, the other students are also considering it. You've just entered the path of immortality. Although the school provides a high subsidy, if you want to strive for excellence, this subsidy alone is not enough. Taking out a loan is investing in your future. Don't panic when others break through first..."