Crazy Nezha

Outside the main dining hall of the mental hospital, a group of people in hospital gowns were gathered.

The men's version is blue and white striped, and the women's version is pink and white striped. There are more than forty people, both men and women, some older and some younger.

Li Tianbao stood in the middle. A minute ago, he had knocked a patient named Han Dazhuang into the fishpond.

Two security guards were squatting by the fish pond at the entrance of the cafeteria, waiting for the doctor.

"Dazhuang, the water's cold, come out quickly."

"I'm not going out!" Han Dazhuang stood in waist-deep water, his blue and white striped hospital gown soaking wet!

He stiffened his neck, his head tilted back without moving, "I can't stand this injustice!"

The nurse next to him, holding a towel, said sternly, "Bed 35, come out!"

"No!" Han Dazhuang stomped his foot, splashing water all over the nurse.

Han Dazhuang's bloodshot eyes were fixed on Li Tianbao. "This round doesn't count. You come down, and we'll fight again in the water!"

"You're crazy." Li Tianbao smirked.

The patients watching whispered and discussed among themselves, and several of them were secretly laughing.

Han Dazhuang was furious when he saw others laughing at him!

"Alright, Dazhuang, look at this." A doctor-looking man came over and took out a bag of bear-shaped cookies from his pocket.

The burly man, over two meters tall, suddenly laughed, a very happy laugh.

Li Tianbao turned around, led a "crawling human" by the hand, and strode back to his ward. For a moment, no one dared to stop him, and the patients made way for him.

Two minutes later, Dr. Wang arrived and personally cleaned up the mess.

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Half an hour later, in the ward.

Li Tianbao sat upright at the head of the bed, with a person lying at his feet.

Dr. Wang asked sternly, "Why did you hit someone?"

Li Tianbao: "That big idiot Baoqiang eating the green belt, that stuff's been sprayed with pesticides, I can't stand it!"

Dr. Wang: "Isn't he a cow?"

Li Tianbao: "He also wants to ride Baoqiang, to make Baoqiang his mount!"

"Moo~"

Dr. Wang took a deep breath to calm himself down. "Come with me to the next room. I've arranged a private room for you."

Li Tianbao: "I don't stay in a single room."

Sun Baoqiang shrank back, not wanting to be separated from Brother Tianbao. He had just seen Brother Tianbao throw that big, clumsy guy who was over 2 meters tall into the fish pond, and he was determined to stick with Brother Tianbao!

Dr. Wang asked, "Why are you so strong? How can you lift someone up?"

Li Tianbao: "How would I know? Maybe my second uncle has good food."

The atmosphere in the ward became heavy.

At this moment, the door to the ward was pushed open, and Yin Jianshe carried a bag of luggage and placed it on the bed.

"Second Uncle, what brings you here?"

"Nephew, you've made things so complicated, even your second uncle is confused."

A girl with a high ponytail walked in; it was Chen Rui.

The room seemed to brighten up instantly. It wasn't so oppressive anymore; the presence of a pretty young girl brought a lot of life to the otherwise dreary ward.

Dr. Wang gave him a wink, and Yin Jianshe, sensing the opportunity, followed him out.

"Nephew, your second uncle has taken care of the hospital admission procedures for you. I'm going to the supermarket to buy you some socks. I have a follow-up check-up this afternoon, and I'll try to be admitted to the hospital with you."

Yin Jianshe was still worried, so he kept looking back as he walked. Seeing that his nephew didn't react, he sighed and walked away.

Chen Rui was wearing a light blue shirt and uniform trousers. After she came in, she didn't say anything, walked to the bedside, and took out a lot of daily necessities from her bag.

I placed the toothbrush, toothpaste, towel, shampoo, soap, and other toiletries on the left side of the cabinet, and put Li Tianbao's change of underwear, socks, and other personal items on the right side. I put the phone charger and tablet in the bedside table drawer.

Finally, Chen Rui took out a teacup with an Aries logo from her bag and placed it on the bedside table.

Li Tianbao sat on the edge of the bed, silently watching her back, unsure of what to say. Sun Baoqiang lay on the floor, looking up blankly.

The nurse came in carrying a blanket.

Chen Rui reached out and took the blanket, smiling politely, "I'll do it."

The nurse hesitated for a moment, then nodded with slight surprise.

Li Tianbao stood up and took a few steps back. Chen Rui began to make the bed, doing so very carefully…

The nurse turned to leave, stopping as she passed Li Tianbao. She whispered, "Bed 29, did you save the galaxy in your past life? Cherish what you have."

Li Tianbao understood the meaning behind the nurse's words. Although he felt guilty, he still pretended not to care.

Li Tianbao quietly watched Chen Rui busy herself and patted Baoqiang's head.

"Moo~"

As Chen Rui tidied up, she said, "You should cooperate well with the treatment in the hospital. If you need anything, tell Dr. Wang. If you don't like the food in the hospital, tell your second uncle. If he doesn't have time, I'll bring you food."

Li Tianbao remained silent for a dozen seconds before speaking, "The cows damaged the gate barrier of the residential area. Why didn't they ask me for compensation? Did they call the police?"

"I paid for it for you, a total of 3000 yuan! Plus two packs of Yuxi cigarettes! I've written it down in my little notebook!"

Li Tianbao nodded, "Oh, okay, I still have over ten thousand in my card! If you need the money urgently, I'll transfer it to you in a bit! If you're not in a hurry, I'll transfer it to you next week! And I'll give you the money from the dairy cow too."

Chen Rui composed herself, took a deep breath, turned around, and forced a smile.

"Hey, I've packed your things. I'm asking you one last time, why aren't you staying in a private room!"

Li Tianbao: "I was with Baoqiang. I led him down this path, I ruined him, and I have to take responsibility for him!"

Chen Rui's eyebrows shot up: "What did you do to him? I think he's the one who harmed you. I'll handcuff him and take him back to the police station right now!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Baoqiang trembled and quickly shrank behind Li Tianbao, his small eyes slyly eyeing the pretty girl with the high ponytail.

Li Tianbao looked down and thought, "No, I can't let Baoqiang continue like this. If this goes on, he'll really go crazy. I have to make him stand up, I have to make him stand up like a man!"

"Moo~"

Li Tianbao lowered his head and comforted her, "Don't be afraid, you're mine now!"

Chen Rui walked over, glanced down at the thief feigning madness, and said, "Come with me!"

Li Tianbao said in a deep voice, "You can't take this person with you!"

"This is the arrest warrant from the Public Security Bureau." Chen Rui took out her phone, pulled up a photo of an A4 sheet of paper with a stamp on it. "It's not me taking him away, it's the Public Security Bureau taking him away!"

"Sun Baoqiang is now a member of my Qianyuan Mountain Jinguang Cave! You can't take him away!" Li Tianbao was not afraid at all.

Sun Baoqiang's eyes lit up slightly, and he repeated the six words "Qianyuan Mountain Golden Light Cave" in his mind. "Hmm, it sounds like an urban cultivation story. Shouldn't the sequence setting be urban superpowers? Could it be that Brother Tianbao has dual talents of superpowers and cultivation?"

An ordinary person would definitely think it's a bit far-fetched, but Sun Baoqiang believed it. He saw Li Tianbao's eyes burning with his own eyes, flaming out. Who wouldn't have a brain orgasm in that situation?

Li Tianbao said, "Baoqiang, you've passed the test. The Pisces Alliance has no right to eliminate you. You can stand up and speak like a human being now. You don't need to pretend anymore."

Sun Baoqiang couldn't tell the truth from the falsehood for a while and was a little scared. He wanted to ask Tianbao-ge alone after Chen Rui left!

Li Tianbao made a hand seal and said loudly, "Acting spell, dispelled!"

Sun Baoqiang took a deep breath and asked cautiously, "Is it off?"

Li Tianbao looked happy and said, "Okay, it's alright now. We'll stay in the hospital for a while. The Public Security Bureau won't cover the expenses; I'll pay for them myself."

Chen Rui's long-suppressed temper finally exploded. She pulled out handcuffs, gritted her teeth, and said, "Get out of my way!"

"No way!"

Chen Rui screamed, "Li Tianbao!!"

Li Tianbao steeled himself and said in a deep voice, "Envoy Chen Rui! Is the Pisces Alliance no longer following the rules?"

Chen Rui's face grew increasingly grim, her breasts bulging prominently beneath her shirt! Her breasts heaved violently with anger, though, being trained, they remained firm and elastic, preventing them from jiggling uncontrollably!

Li Tianbao: "Chen Rui, can you do me a favor? I'll pay for the money he owes for stealing the electric bike and any fines he faces. He's already reformed."

Chen Rui snapped the handcuffs out with a "click," and said, "If you don't move, I'll handcuff you and take you away!"

"Bang—!" The ward door was kicked open.

A burly man, soaking wet, barged in. He was over two meters tall, and his hospital gown was bulging out of shape.

Han Dazhuang!

"I can't stand this injustice!" Han Dazhuang held a large ashtray upside down in his hand, and without saying a word, he swung his arm and smashed it hard against Li Tianbao's forehead!

"Han Dazhuang! Stop it!" Several caregivers who had been chasing after him rushed in in a panic.

In a flash, Chen Rui instinctively stepped to the side to block Li Tianbao, and using Han Dazhuang's forward momentum, she reached out to grab his wrist joint.

Han Dazhuang was crazy and incredibly strong. With a flick of his arm, Chen Rui lost her grip and couldn't hold on at all!

Han Dazhuang raised the ashtray high and hurled it at Chen Rui with his other hand!

Chen Rui's beautiful eyes widened, and she reacted extremely quickly, raising the silver handcuffs to block.

But they found that the ashtray hadn't been smashed down; the burly man's hand was frozen in mid-air, held tightly by Li Tianbao!

Li Tianbao grabbed Han Dazhuang's wrist with one hand, like an iron clamp!

"How dare you touch my woman?!" Li Tianbao's voice was filled with unprecedented ferocity.

Han Dazhuang had thick, muscular arms covered in black hair. He tried to press down on his arms, but couldn't budge them!

Han Dazhuang's face was contorted with rage, utterly terrifying! He growled, "Let's go into the water and fight again!" Immediately afterward, he clenched his left fist, as big as a sandbag, and slammed it down!

Li Tianbao took a solid punch, shook his head, and then laughed!

"Hahahaha!"

When Han Dazhuang saw him laugh, he suddenly laughed too. "Hahahaha."

Li Tianbao raised an eyebrow. "What are you laughing at?"

Han Dazhuang: "I'll laugh at whatever you laugh at!"

"Damn! He really is a lunatic!" The next moment, Li Tianbao punched Han Dazhuang in the stomach.

"Ugh—!" Han Dazhuang let out a muffled groan, his massive body arching like a shrimp, and the ashtray in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

Li Tianbao's eyes were ferocious, and a vicious smile curled at the corner of his mouth, giving his opponent no chance to breathe.

A left fist slammed into his face, a right elbow struck his ribs, and a knee rammed into his abdomen—a barrage of punches rained down on Han Dazhuang.

The giant, who was over two meters tall, was knocked to the ground with blood streaming from his nose.

"Waaah!!" Han Dazhuang burst into tears, rolling around on the ground like a madman.

All of this happened so fast that the two caregivers were dumbfounded, as was Chen Rui, but Sun Baoqiang was thrilled!

"I'm going to sue Dr. Wang!" Han Dazhuang wailed, wiping his nose and touching the blood. His eyes widened. "I'm bleeding from my nose, ahhh!!"

Han Dazhuang's face was covered in tears and blood, his shoulders were trembling, and he took out a handful of crushed biscuits from his pocket. His eyes suddenly widened in shock!

"My little bear cookies!!!"

His crying suddenly escalated into a piercing howl, then abruptly stopped—

The caregiver had a bad feeling: "Quick! It seems like Dazhuang is about to have another personality split!"

The grievance in Han Dazhuang's eyes gradually faded, replaced by an undisguised fierce glint!

The next second, Han Dazhuang roared to the sky, "Referees!! This is unfair! And you judges, were you bribed?!"

Han Dazhuang sprang up with a beautiful carp-like leap, his muscular body, over two meters tall, lowered his waist and stood upright, his left hand protecting his chest and his right elbow horizontally at his waist, assuming the standard starting stance of Bajiquan Liangyi Zhuang.

Chen Rui's eyes narrowed. Seeing the man's steady gait, she realized he was practicing Bajiquan! It seemed very plausible. The mental hospital was indeed a place where hidden masters roamed!

"I didn't lose!" Han Dazhuang shouted, pushing off the ground with his left foot, twisting his waist and hips, and striking with his elbow. This move is the "Mountain-Pulling Elbow" of Bajiquan.

Li Tianbao threw a punch without any strategy, relying entirely on instinct!

"Bang—!" The fist and the elbow collided violently!

Li Tianbao maintained his punching stance, stubbornly holding on without moving an inch. He frowned slightly as waves of pain surged through him; his right fist had swelled up.

"Ah!" Han Dazhuang roared, "I didn't foul!!" His sprinting knee strike went straight into Li Tianbao's abdomen with tremendous force!

Before Han Dazhuang was hospitalized, he was a trained fighter. His body, weighing over 200 pounds, was like a cannonball. With his right knee raised high, a collision with him would really cause serious injury!

"Watch out!" Chen Rui's face turned pale, and she instinctively rushed forward to push Li Tianbao away!

At the same time, Sun Baoqiang finally stood up, grabbed a stool next to him, and smashed it over.

At this moment, the phenomenon suddenly changed. Li Tianbao felt that everything around him slowed down, as if it were a slow-motion movie.

The dust particles flying in the air were clearly visible, slowly swirling around, and Chen Rui's blurted-out "Be careful" was drawn out thinly and long.

Li Tianbao saw Han Dazhuang's ferocious face slowly contort, beads of sweat splattering frame by frame... Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Sun Baoqiang swing his hand, the flying stool floating in the air, and Chen Rui's resolute expression as she rushed to save him.

Everything around us froze, as if the pause button had been pressed!

What's going on? Why is time moving so slowly?! Li Tianbao's body also moved in sync with his surroundings at an extremely slow pace, his mind perfectly clear—

Buzz—Deep within his mind, the red mass of flesh suddenly throbbed violently!

All sound stopped abruptly—

Li Tianbao heard a childish voice in his head: "That's not how you hit someone."

Li Tianbao responded in his mind: "Who are you?"

The red fleshy mass spoke again: "I am you from the past, and you are me from the future. You're so stupid! Hurry up and cultivate, this body is too weak."

Li Tianbao: "How should we fight?"

Red lump of flesh: "See that ashtray on the ground? Pick it up and smash it on his head!"

Li Tianbao: "It's too late. Chen Rui will get hit by him! I don't want Chen Rui to get hurt."

The little red ball of flesh yawned in a childish voice and said lazily, "Never mind, I'll do it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tianbao's body suddenly went out of his control.

The passage of time around them instantly resumed!

I can't control my body anymore?!

Li Tianbao jumped up, landing on Han Dazhuang's raised kneecap, then turned sideways, caught Chen Rui who was lunging at him, and threw her onto the bed.

Using the force of Han Dazhuang's upward knee strike, Li Tianbao was launched into the air once again!

Chen Rui was thrown onto the bed. Looking up, she saw Li Tianbao jump a second time, his head about to hit the ceiling. His body lunged forward in a strange way, completing a breaststroke motion in mid-air!

Li Tianbao charged upwards without slowing down, his feet landing upside down on the ceiling. He pushed off forcefully, crossed his arms, and clenched his fists, making a mountain-splitting motion!

Han Dazhuang was still in the knee strike position when he looked up and saw Li Tianbao hanging above him. His eyes were full of confusion, and the fists in his pupils grew bigger and bigger!

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