Crazy Nezha

At the entrance of the sheep farm, all the goats on the truck were unloaded.

Yang Zijie is numb.

"Holy crap, this sheep's rump is bleeding too?" Yang Zijie raised his voice and roared, "Why are all these breeding sheep bleeding from their rumps?"

After saying that, he took out his phone, walked aside, and called the supplier. A loud argument could be heard. "Old Qiu, there's something wrong with this batch of sheep! Really!" "I'll film a video for you; their rear ends are covered in blood!" "Give me my money back! I don't want this batch!"

Yang Zijie's voice grew louder and louder as he cursed, filled with righteous indignation.

Li Tianbao whispered, "Xiaotian, why is the sheep's rear end bleeding?"

Howling Celestial Dog: "I don't know."

Li Tianbao: "Are you a sheep?"

Howling Celestial Dog: "No."

Li Tianbao stared into Xiaotian's eyes for a good ten seconds. He guessed right, sighed, and didn't press further. After all, Xiaotian was his old friend and brother, and he had to save face for him!

As a person, you shouldn't hold grudges against others! Just like you shouldn't keep showing off your hair in front of a bald person, or flaunt your good legs in front of a lame person, you shouldn't constantly expose someone's shortcomings. This easily hurts their self-esteem. People should be kind!

Li Tianbao is a kind-hearted person who is good to his friends.

"Third Master, look, my urination is perfectly clean." The Celestial Dog raised one hind leg and urinated on the tree. He even shook it off deliberately, and it was indeed very clean.

He must have licked it himself.

Li Tianbao: "After reviving Leopard Head, don't tell her about this, I'm afraid she'll be unhappy."

In truth, Li Tianbao knew perfectly well why Xiaotian had been banished to the mortal realm!

Xiaotian sighed, ceasing his argument, and said in a deep voice, "Third Master, there are seventeen ewes in this cart, each one incredibly juicy. I can't resist just from the smell. Put yourself in my shoes, could you resist if you were me?"

Li Tianbao kicked out, but Xiaotianquan neither dodged nor flinched, looking aggrieved like a child who had done something wrong. His foot hovered in mid-air before he finally pulled it back.

The celestial dog breathed a sigh of relief. "Third Master, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

"How about frying an egg with milk?"

"wonderful."

A short while later, Yang Zijie returned after making the call. "Damn it, my supplier is insisting there's nothing wrong with his sheep. If he doesn't refund the money, I'm reporting him to the market supervision bureau tomorrow!"

Li Tianbao opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but ultimately couldn't bring himself to speak.

"Sell me this black sheep."

"Your butt is bleeding, what do you need this thing for?"

"Never mind that."

Yang Zijie led Li Tianbao and the husky to the courtyard of his self-built house next to the sheep farm.

A simple wooden table was set up in the courtyard, and two cups of Maojian tea were brewed. The two people and the dog sat around it, drinking tea and chatting.

The entire sheep farm had only two workers, a burly couple who were both deaf and mute. Zhoucun was a small village, inhabited by local relatives and neighbors.

Li Tianbao surveyed the factory and nodded in satisfaction. This remote, impoverished area was perfect for hiding drugs. It would be enough to fool Old K.

Before long, officers from the Public Security Bureau arrived. They were in plainclothes, led by Liu Hou, and accompanied by a colleague.

Li Tianbao: "Where's Chen Rui?"

Six Monkeys looked serious. "She's in a meeting and will be here later. I came first to talk to the factory manager. The director takes this matter very seriously."

When Yang Zijie saw the other party produce their identification, he was completely shocked. He thought the Tianbao Brothers were joking with him. Were they really going to use his sheep farm to investigate the case?!

Yang Zijie: "You'll have to ask my dad about this! He's away on a business trip."

Li Tianbao said, "Brother, this is an opportunity for you! This is a big case! Chief Xincheng is personally overseeing it!"

Yang Zijie nodded in surprise, "Okay, what do you need me to do?"

Li Tianbao asked, "Officer Monkey, did you bring the milk powder?"

"Just call me Sixth Brother, calling me by my title is too formal." Sixth Monkey took out a shoulder bag containing small packets of milk powder.

Li Tianbao: "Sixth Brother, thank you for your trust back then."

"Hey, if you want to thank someone, thank Chen Rui."

Li Tianbao: "Come inside and talk in detail. I'll fry some local eggs for you; they're delicious with milk."

Six monkeys were completely confused. "Huh?...Okay, I'll have the one with the soft center."

Li Tianbao gave an OK sign, picked up the turtle, and led the goat into the backyard.

……

After entering the kitchen, Li Tianbao's smile vanished, replaced by a serious expression.

The factory kitchen is quite large, and it still uses the old-fashioned earthen stoves typical of rural areas, as well as liquefied gas stoves.

Knowing what Third Master was about to do, the Celestial Hound asked directly, "Third Master, should we revive Leopard Head first, or eat Turtle Head first?"

Li Tianbao closed the kitchen door, concentrated his mind, and focused his inner vision to activate his spiritual platform. This was the second time he had done this, and he was becoming more and more skilled.

As Xiaotian once said: "The soul seizing the body is a violation of the heavenly law, just like robbing a bank. Whether you rob ten thousand or one million, it's a death sentence!"

Having already done it once, Li Tianbao didn't care anymore.

In an instant, Leopard Head's primordial spirit separated from Li Tianbao's spiritual platform and traveled along the meridians to Li Tianbao's palm.

A semi-transparent miniature cow floated in Li Tianbao's palm.

"Third Master, press!"

Li Tianbao grabbed the black goat's horns with one hand and pressed the other hand down on the goat's head. The transparent, vaporized cow seemed to come alive and greedily disappeared into the goat's head.

Its eyes turned white in an instant, trembled for about ten seconds, and then the sheep's eyes became clear again.

"Leopard Head".

Goat: "Baa~~ Third Prince!"

"Brother Xiaotian..."

Both the man and the dog were overjoyed. Li Tianbao clenched his fist and slammed it down: "Yay!"

Xiaotian said, "You absorbed it so quickly this time, you didn't fight with the original owner for control of the body like last time."

Goat: "I can sense that this goat is extremely eager to die. I took over this body with ease. What kind of torture did the original owner suffer in her previous life?"

Li Tianbao quickly asked, "Do you have the original owner's memories?"

The black goat shook its head and twisted its body. "No, my butt is burning hot."

Li Tianbao's expression remained unchanged. "You've eaten too much feed, maybe you're getting a sore throat. I'll have Chen Rui bring some Hema Yinglong ointment over later, and I'll apply it to you tonight and you'll feel better."

The black goat looked deeply moved. "Thank you, Third Prince. Brother Xiaotian, could you please check if my anus is swollen?"

The Celestial Dog coughed, "Let's not talk about butts yet."

Li Tianbao peeked through the crack in the door and saw that Liu Hou and Yang Zijie were still talking in the house across the courtyard. He turned his head to look at the big turtle on the chopping board.

"In other words, absorbing the primordial spirit of a spirit beast can grant magical power!"

Xiaotian: "Yes, but Third Master doesn't know the method of stealing Yuan now, so he can only use a crude method: eating brains."

The cultivation of magical power differs in the initial stages of physical training. It is unknown whether it can activate special effects, its power, or what it can do!

"How do you use magic?"

"Third Master, you should give it a try. I can't say for sure either; you're different from us."

Li Tianbao turned on the gas stove, heated the pan first, then poured in oil, and chopped some scallions.

Place the turtle on the cutting board, stretch its neck out, and with a swift motion, chop off its head. Give it a quick wash, then fry it in a pan.

Looking at the increasingly fragrant turtle head, Li Tianbao couldn't help but ask, "Why doesn't cooking affect the primordial spirit in the brain? I always feel that eating it raw makes more sense!"

The Celestial Dog squatted to the side and explained:

"Third Master, the primordial spirit is formless and intangible, not belonging to the mortal body of flesh and blood. It resides in the brain, like a ray of solidified light, unaffected by boiling or frying. Before his ascension, Lü Dongbin explained this light, which is quite complicated in detail."

Li Tianbao seemed to have a sudden realization, "If you chop up the brain, will the primordial spirit still be there?"

"Third Master, the primordial spirit is described as light, but that's just a metaphor. The primordial spirit resides in the mind, like the bright moon reflected in a river. Do you understand?"

Li Tianbao thought for a moment, "Is the primordial spirit anchored to and connected to higher dimensions?"

"I don't know about this, let's not worry about it for now, it's almost time to eat."

Li Tianbao dipped the turtle head in salt, blew on it to cool it down, and then swallowed it in one gulp.

"Is it delicious?"

Li Tianbao did not answer, but closed his eyes, concentrated, and entered a state of inner vision.

A moment later, he clearly saw a semi-transparent vaporous phantom floating in his mind's eye, which was a transparent turtle.

Li Tianbao used his mind to push the tortoise into his spiritual platform. He did not deliberately separate it, but let his spiritual platform absorb it without restraint.

The tortoise spirit transformed into countless streams of light, flowing and coursing through the meridians of the body, infusing the limbs, bones, and blood, and was instantly absorbed, like a dry sponge being filled with a drop of water.

Some are too few.

Li Tianbao's body floated into the air, several centimeters above the ground. He suddenly opened his eyes, and flames ignited in them, as if a special effect had been applied!

The Celestial Hound exclaimed with elation, "The magic has appeared! Third Master, you did it! You've managed to circumvent the shackles of Heaven!"

The black goat was so excited that tears streamed down its face, and it murmured to itself, "It did it, it's all true, what my senior brother said is all true..."