Crazy Nezha

Li Tianbao: "Then let him come to the sheep farm. I can find out what's behind it."

Six Monkeys recounted the situation to Li Tianbao, including the even bigger fish that followed, and then sighed.

"Old K is suspicious of you. He wants you to go to his place first to buy 50 catties of powder. We suspect that he wants to test you."

Li Tianbao said nonchalantly, "Then let's go. What are we afraid of in the country?"

Liu Hou said, "The transaction will take place in Gu County. The current difficulty is how to transport the powder there in a legitimate way."

Li Tianbao understood what he meant. "You mean, if you give me the green light and turn a blind eye, Old K will get suspicious?"

Six Monkeys: "Our initial plan is to get a refrigerated truck, take the national highway, and hide the rice noodles inside the fish."

Li Tianbao thought for a moment and flatly refused: "No, that would defeat the purpose of the sheep farm. Since I boasted that I had two tons of goods, I should have a corresponding reason for delivery!"

Six Monkeys: "Let's think of better ways to smuggle drugs, referring to past cases."

Li Tianbao picked up a bag of "milk powder" from the table and went outside. "Come with me."

The two arrived at the door and went to the sheepfold. Liu Hou lit a cigarette, not understanding what Li Tianbao was going to do.

Li Tianbao led over a black sheep, which was none other than Leopard Head. "Help me hold the sheep down and grab its horns."

Six Monkeys, a cigarette dangling from their mouths, gripped the ram's horns with both hands. "What are you going to do?"

Li Tianbao stuffed that small bag of powder into the sheep's anus!

Seeing this, Liu Hou gasped for breath and stared wide-eyed.

"This sheep won't poop??" Immediately, Six Monkeys noticed that more than a dozen sheep around them had blood coming out of their rear ends.

Could it be that Li Tianbao had planned this all along? He had experimented repeatedly, otherwise why would the sheep's buttocks be bleeding?

Six Monkeys looked on in shock, "You stuffed all these sheep in there?!"

"Baa~~" Leopard Head blew, "Third Prince, can you put some oil on it? It hurts a bit. Why don't you try some other sheep?"

Li Tianbao took another bag of powder, grabbed another sheep, and tried to stuff it into the sheep's rear end. The white sheep struggled, and it was difficult to get it in! This time it wasn't so simple.

Li Tianbao grabbed another sheep with blood oozing from its rump and stuffed it inside.

Xiaotian said proudly, "Need any help? I'm fine with it."

However, not long after, the sheep forcefully excreted the powder, and several more sheep were tried, but none of them could do it.

The six monkeys were astonished: "Why is it only this black sheep that can do it?"

Li Tianbao frowned. "Buy super glue tomorrow! After stuffing it in, glue the sheep's buttocks up!"

Six Monkeys trembled: "Brother, I've been in criminal investigations for over a decade, and this is the first time I've seen someone promote products like this. I'm impressed, truly impressed!"

Li Tianbao: "Don't tell Chen Rui that this idea came from me, lest she think I'm a pervert."

The six monkeys were speechless after being beaten.

Li Tianbao added, "I'll bring a few boxes of Viagra over tonight."

Six Monkeys looked puzzled. "What do you need that thing for?"

Li Tianbao: "I'm useful."

Six Monkeys: "No, bro, I'm a little confused. I understand 502, but Viagra..."

Howling Celestial Dog: "502 won't work, it's too corrosive, the sheep simply can't withstand it."

Li Tianbao: "Consult some experts and ask if there's any medicine or sedative that can stop sheep from defecating. If that doesn't work, after stuffing it in, seal the opening with a cucumber or something similar, and then use super glue!"

Six Monkeys broke out in a cold sweat upon hearing this.

Li Tianbao explained, "Our use of live sheep to smuggle drugs is also a show for Old K! This sheep farm has hundreds of sheep, and we can deliver goods all over the country. This is the secret to how the young master can smuggle drugs across the country without any obstacles!"

Six Monkeys felt this made perfect sense. "Yes, once Old K saw this method, the claim that the sheep farm had 2 tons of poison became valid, and everything made sense! Li Tianbao, you're a genius."

Li Tianbao: "You flatter me. My second uncle once said, 'As long as you dare to dream, there's nothing you can't do!'"

Liu Hou then asked Li Tianbao to stuff it in his mouth. He filmed it on his phone, intending to take it back to report. After all, this kind of thing was hard to explain clearly, and letting everyone see it directly would be more convincing.

"The video is ready." Liu Hou locked his phone and said, "I'll find two skilled brothers to pose as your bodyguards and go with you tomorrow."

Li Tianbao: "No, go to Xincheng Mental Hospital and bring a patient named Sun Baoqiang. I'll go see Old K with him!"

"That guy who stole the electric bike before? Why did you bring him along?" Six Monkeys was full of questions.

Li Tianbao's gaze was firm. He recalled Sun Baoqiang's stubborn eyes when he was undergoing electrotherapy, and that desire to defy fate was outrageous!

Dr. Wang once said that no one can withstand "faith-based electroconvulsive therapy," but Sun Baoqiang did, and he persevered to the very end! Even when he was already injured and in double the pain!

He said in a deep voice, "I feel guilty for wronging Baoqiang. He has a resolute character; he just needs an opportunity. He is destined for greatness! Moreover, this is a good opportunity for him to redeem himself!"

Six Monkeys looked troubled. "This... what if we mess it up? I can't make the decision myself; I have to ask the chief. Also, what if Old K tries to harm you? You can't be without protection; they're all desperate criminals."

Li Tianbao said calmly, "I'm very good at fighting!"

Six Monkeys looked worried. "Those are all desperate criminals. Who knows if they have any weapons!"

"You report to the director first. I have only one condition: Sun Baoqiang must come with me!"

Six Monkeys nodded. "I'll do my best. Goodbye!" He turned to leave, then suddenly turned back, saluted, and said, "Li Tianbao, if this matter is settled, how about I vouch for you to be our technical advisor?"

Li Tianbao smiled faintly, "I have no interest in being an official. This matter started because of me, and Chen Rui was implicated. I'm just cleaning up Chen Rui's mess."

Six Monkeys: "..." After thinking about it, his description wasn't wrong.

"Come on, stop looking." Liu Hou kicked his colleague next to him, who snapped out of his daze and followed after him with a shocked expression.

The two got into the car and drove towards the Luoshi County Command Center.

They came out in plainclothes, circled around a few times, and cautiously observed whether there were any tails around.

The subordinate said, "Boss, mental patients are indeed extraordinary."

Six Monkeys sighed. "Sigh, let's think about how to talk to the director. What if the higher-ups don't agree?"

"Why don't you give him a call and ask? I saw that the director was quite supportive of Li Tianbao at the meeting."

"Okay, then don't say anything."

The car was driving on a rural road. It was already dark, and the moon hung high in the sky, like a plate.

Six Monkeys put on their headphones and made a phone call.

"Hey, Chief, it's settled."

On the phone, the director's voice was steady, "The refrigerated trucks have been arranged. Tomorrow, Xiao Wu, Chun Lei, and Li Tianbao will work together. You will go to the perimeter of the site to direct operations."

"We no longer need refrigerated trucks. We have a better way to transport goods."

"Oh? Tell me about it."

"Director, let me clarify first, this idea wasn't mine."

"Spit it out."

"Um, you know about cases of drugs being concealed in living bodies, right?"

On the phone, the director raised his voice: "Is this really necessary! Besides, 50 kilograms! The risk is too great; how many brothers would have to risk their lives!"

"No, you misunderstood. It's that one... I'll send you a short video, you can watch it and then we'll talk."

Liu Hou handed his phone to his subordinate in the passenger seat, who took it and immediately posted the process of Li Tianbao inserting poison into the sheep's anus to the [Fish-Catching Special Operation] group.

Someone in the group posted it at the time.

Li Gang: Holy crap!

[Li Gang retracted a message]

Chunlei: Monkey Team, is this your idea?!

[Chunlei retracted a message]

The group chat fell silent; no one spoke.

After a while.

The subordinate looked puzzled and tilted his head to ask, "Boss, this video is so amazing, why isn't anyone saying anything?"

The next moment, a private chat window popped up on the phone from Chen Rui.

[Chen Rui: Captain Monkey, how could you let Li Tianbao do such a thing?! Don't you think he's crazy enough?!]

Immediately, a dozen private chat windows popped up one after another.

Six Monkeys, driving, remained calm: "Send a message to the group that this idea wasn't my own, so people won't call me a pervert."

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On the other side, in a clothes rack factory in Gu County, there were several men, all of whom were desperate criminals.

A young man was squatting on a paint bucket, playing with a flipper. "Brother K, do you think the young master will come tomorrow?"

Old K remained silent, intently polishing a homemade flintlock pistol.

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I've been having strange dreams lately and haven't been sleeping well, so I apologize for the late updates today.

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