Crazy Nezha

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses fired a shot into the air and shouted, "Stop playing dumb and stalling for time, take your clothes off!"

That's right, Li Tianbao was indeed stalling for time. From the moment he was pointed at with a gun, the command center had already seen it, and now the emergency response team was on its way at full speed.

"Bang!" The moment the gun fired, Li Tianbao's adrenaline surged. In that instant, he saw the bullet slowly flying towards the ceiling!

This feeling was unusually subtle. It wasn't that time had stopped around them, but rather that Li Tianbao's thoughts were moving too fast! It was like a professional race car driver in his prime feeling that everything around him slowed down before a car accident!

This intense mental stimulation shocked Li Tianbao.

The red fleshy mass in the mind's eye spoke: "Scared?"

Li Tianbao thought to himself, "They really fired!!"

The red fleshy lump said, "Remember this: when dealing with bad people, you have to be even worse than them. The more afraid you are, the more arrogant they will become!"

Li Tianbao: "Okay!!"

The red fleshy mass: "On the brink of life and death, my Dao heart has been awakened! Either I don't attack, or I attack and kill with a single blow!"

In an instant, Li Tianbao's thinking returned to normal, and everything around him was restored to normal.

Li Tianbao was panting heavily, and cold sweat was breaking out on his forehead; this was a normal physiological reaction.

A look of disdain flashed in the eyes of the man with the gold-rimmed glasses. "I thought you were something special!"

Yuan Zhenbiao gave him a wink, and the man with the gold-rimmed glasses nodded. He understood what Master Biao meant: they couldn't really kill the hostage! They both knew this.

"Take it off."

Li Tianbao took off his coat and thermal underwear, revealing a red bellyband underneath.

Everyone was taken aback. Yuan Zhenbiao said, "Take your pants off too!"

Li Tianbao took off his pants, revealing red underwear at the four corners, which seemed normal enough.

"What's in your underwear?" The man with the gold-rimmed glasses frowned, noticing something in the kid's wrinkled underwear!

Li Tianbao raised an eyebrow. "What could possibly be in underwear?"

"Take off your underwear!!"

Li Tianbao took off his underwear, and there was still one pair of underwear underneath.

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses couldn't help but exclaim, "What the hell?!"

Li Tianbao's second pair of underwear was made of women's lace and belonged to Chen Rui.

Having weathered many storms in the underworld over the years, Yuan Zhenbiao had seen all sorts of situations and people, but he was momentarily stunned.

He said with a look of disgust, "It's an eyesore, hurry up and put it on."

Li Tianbao shook his head. "There's nothing there, right?"

At this moment, no one wanted to ask why this pervert was wearing that, and no one cared about the question.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Li Tianbao felt a strange sense of disappointment. He quickly put on his clothes, including two layers of underwear...

At the scene, Six Monkeys, tall and burly, seemed to be the strongest fighter. He said in a deep voice, "You really want to fight the Public Security Bureau? You've been watching too many movies, haven't you?"

One of the henchmen pointed a gun at Liu Hou and yelled, "I'll take you down with me even if I die!"

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses said, "We can't kill this kid now!"

Each additional hostage provides more leverage in negotiations.

"Tie them up!" A man tied up the six monkeys by the back of their hands.

Meanwhile, the thin and small Sun Baoqiang and Li Tianbao were taken hostage and held at large.

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses said decisively, "Brother Biao, you go up the mountain, I'll cover the rear."

Yuan Zhenbiao was moved. "Anan! Let's go together."

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses said calmly, "I've repaid my debt to you for the time at Qiyun Port."

"Anan! Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's be brothers again in the next life." Yuan Zhenbiao sighed, picked up his little teddy bear dog, and said, "The rest of you, come with me!"

After saying that, he turned and hurriedly walked towards the hill behind the reservoir, followed by a group of people who were holding Li Tianbao and Sun Baoqiang hostage.

A husky and a black goat looked at each other and quietly followed.

Watching his brothers' departing figures, the man with the gold-rimmed glasses shouted loudly:

"Mad Dog, I can't attend your wedding. Tell my sister-in-law that I, Chen Nan, am not a refined scoundrel!"

A fat man shrank back, turned around, and bowed deeply, saying, "Brother Nan, if I manage to leave this world alive, for the rest of my life, if I have a bite to eat, my wife and our son will have a bite too!"

"Good brother! I'm going first!" The man with the gold-rimmed glasses waved goodbye. After his boss left, he brought over a can of gasoline and poured it on Six Monkeys.

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses pulled up a stool, sat by the door, lit a cigarette, and, with a death wish, tried to buy time for his boss.

About ten minutes later, a motorcycle swerved and braked to a stop in front of the house.

Chen Rui jumped off the motorcycle, drew her gun, and aimed.

This unfinished guesthouse is in the Huizhou style, with eaves extending out in front of the door. Chen Rui saw a man wearing gold-rimmed glasses sitting inside, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, and a lighter lit in his other hand. Next to him, a group of monkeys were tied up and soaking wet, and a gasoline can was lying askew next to them!

Chen Rui smelled a strong odor of gasoline.

"come out!"

The man with gold-rimmed glasses held a lighter in one hand and a gun in the other, pointing it at the beautiful woman on the motorcycle in front of him, and said coldly, "Beautiful lady, put down your gun."

Chen Rui tilted her head and aimed.

"You shoot first! I can burn him alive too!" the man with the gold-rimmed glasses roared. "Three counts, put down your gun, or we'll all die!!"

"1!"

"2!"

"2!"

"2!"

Chen Rui remained unmoved, slowly moving the muzzle of her gun to aim at the hand holding the lighter.

Gold-rimmed glasses: "2! I fucking shouted 2!!"

The six monkeys roared, "Fire!!"

Chen Rui hesitated. He was confident that he could hit the opponent's lighter with one shot from this distance, but no one could guarantee that the lighter would not end up on the Monkey Team!

Gold-rimmed glasses: "Fine, you're awesome! Then die!"

"Wait!" Chen Rui threw down her pistol as her Bluetooth headset beeped, "Chen Rui, have the target move forward one meter, out of the rooftop area. The sniper is in position."

Seeing the pretty girl throw away her gun, the man with the gold-rimmed glasses breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "How long have you been watching Old K?"

He deliberately struck up a casual conversation, hoping to buy Uncle Biao more time.

Chen Rui slowly backed away and calmly asked, "Where are the other two?"

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses extinguished his lighter, grabbed Liu Hou by the hair, pointed the gun at his temple, and strode out, saying in a deep voice, "Give me the motorcycle keys!"

Chen Rui threw the key on the ground.

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses said in a deep voice, "Hands behind your head, do squats!"

Chen Rui did squats, her movements were rhythmic and energetic, clearly showing she's an athletic girl who works out regularly!

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses shoved Liu Hou aside and threw a lighter at him.

He hurried to pick up the motorcycle keys, and just as he reached for them, bang! The sniper fired.

He was shot down and fell to his side on the ground. Before he lost consciousness, he saw the girl with the high ponytail doing squats. She kicked up and her pants taut, revealing her round, full buttocks that looked like peaches.

A very unrealistic thought popped into the woman's mind: whoever marries her will be incredibly happy. "Such a beautiful peach. Before I die, I really want to take a bite... Too bad, I won't get to enjoy it."

Almost the instant the man with the gold-rimmed glasses fell to the ground, Chen Rui kicked away the lighter he had thrown, the lighter grazing the monkey team member's scalp.

Having narrowly escaped death, Six Monkeys complained, "Where is everyone? Why are you the only one here?"

As Chen Rui untied the six monkeys, she asked, "Where's Li Tianbao?"

"They've been kidnapped and taken to the back mountain! Hurry!"

At this moment, more people rushed in; they were members of the emergency response team.

"Go to the reservoir on the mountain behind; there are two hostages!"

Six Monkeys said, "Eight drug dealers, five handguns, one rifle! Two hostages!"

Chen Rui picked up her gun, jumped onto the motorcycle, and roared off.

The emergency response team behind them moved forward quickly.

Six monkeys sat on the ground, calmed down for a while, and then quickly followed, taking off their clothes as they went.

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On the other side, a dozen minutes earlier, Yuan Zhenbiao and his group passed through the unfinished guesthouse behind them. Eight drug dealers, along with Li Tianbao and Sun Baoqiang, who were tied up with their hands behind their backs, hurriedly headed into the deep mountains.

"Throw all your cell phones into the reservoir!" Yuan Zhenbiao led the way!

The water splashed and splashed.

"Brother Biao, can you still be located even when your phone is off?"

Yuan Zhenbiao: "With technology so advanced now, we'd like to be on the safe side."

A group of people hurriedly entered the woods and headed west.

Li Tianbao was wearing a red bellyband and red underwear, while Sun Baoqiang was wearing a GG T-shirt and underwear.

It was still a bit chilly in the mountain forest. From the bushes to the side, a husky and a black goat quietly followed.

Li Tianbao observed his surroundings and saw that they had all put away their guns and were just hurrying on their way. The time had come.

At that moment, a husky pounced and bit the drug dealer's arm. Almost simultaneously, a black goat butted into the drug dealer's rear end.

In a flash, someone drew a gun and aimed it at the husky. Li Tianbao was shocked and sprang up, shoving the drug dealer aside!

Without a second thought, the other drug dealer shifted his gun and fired a shot at Li Tianbao!

"Bang!"

The lotus petal that had lit up inside the mind shone brightly, as if it had been activated instantly!

Seeing the bullet flying towards him, Li Tianbao twisted his body, making a strange backward leaning motion, leaving a blur as if a special effect had been applied.

He looked up as the bullets flew past, then straightened up! Two more bangs followed, and Li Tianbao twisted his waist from side to side, his body forming an S-shape, managing to dodge the bullets again!

All of this happened in just 3 seconds.

The three people following behind all saw Li Tianbao's afterimage just now, which was outrageous.

The three of them looked bewildered.

The husky and the black goat took the opportunity to hide in the nearby bushes.

A few people walking a dozen meters in front of him turned around and ran towards him. Old K roared, "Who the hell told you to shoot?"

"He...he can dodge bullets!!" someone shouted tremblingly.

Old K roared, "Bullshit!"

Yuan Zhenbiao roared, "Fire?! Isn't that giving the cops their location?!"

"Uncle Biao, he can dodge bullets!! He can dodge bullets!" The man shouted as if he had seen a ghost.

Old K raised his hand and fired a shot, hitting the deranged henchman in the head with a bang, killing him instantly.

Seeing the bewildered looks on his two henchmen, Old K asked, "What just happened?"

*Snap!* Li Tianbao snapped the rope.

Everyone was startled.

The next moment, the young man wearing a red bellyband and red underwear, his eyes burning with flames, slowly floated into the air.

"I am Nezha!"

Sun Baoqiang's eyes filled with tears; he cried with emotion.

Yuan Zhenbiao was horrified and stunned, and everyone else around him was also dumbfounded... For a moment, they even forgot to fire their guns.

The teddy bear he was holding landed on the ground.

Faced with a phenomenon that science could not explain, everyone's brains briefly went blank.

Teddy trembled and slowly backed away to escape.

A husky emerged from the bushes and blocked Teddy's path.

"Hehehe, little lady, where are you going?"

Suspended in mid-air, Li Tianbao shouted, "Xiaotian! What are you doing!"

A lewd grin crept across the celestial dog's lips. "Third Master! Wait, let me... take advantage of a woman first!"