Crazy Nezha

"Brother Kongkong, don't be sad. I know you did it for the child's good."

In the live stream, Yin Jianshe was chatting with Kongkong Ge like a caring older sister.

Li Tianbao's second uncle didn't take the kind of flirtatious, borderline approach; instead, he genuinely immersed himself in the role of a girl named Tingting, offering pure emotional value, commonly known as: love, to men who have suffered emotional setbacks.

So, Kongkong fell in love with this streamer named Shangguan Wanting'er, and his love was pure!

However, Kongkong is Yang Zijie's father and Li Tianbao's good brother's father.

Kongkongge's ID is "Sea and Sky". He uses a seascape as his profile picture.

In the live stream:

【Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies】: "Tingting, it's so good to have you. I dreamt yesterday that I went back to when I was 17, and you were wearing a floral dress."

"Oh, you dreamed about Tingting?" Yin Jianshe smiled sweetly.

With the help of AI beauty filters and voice changing, Yin Jianshe on the screen is so beautiful, intelligent, understanding, and has a little bit of feminine charm and playfulness. He (or she) fulfills the ultimate fantasy of all middle-aged men who are disappointed in their partners.

【Sea and Sky】: 'Yes, I dreamt of you. It was a summer night, and I was holding your hand. You were walking along the edge of a flower bed, your skirt swaying. The moon in my dream was round and bright. We were sitting on the steps by the Shi River. You put your feet in the water, splashing water onto my face. I just looked at you, and you looked at me. There were no mosquitoes in the dream, and we didn't need any mosquito repellent. Everything was beautiful.'

Hearing this, Yin Jianshe's eyes welled up with tears. He recalled a similar experience he had with Tingting when he was 17. The only difference was that they had applied a lot of medicated oil that day, but they still got bitten all over by mosquitoes...

【Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies】: "Tingting, I love you so much. I regret not meeting you when I was in the prime of my life."

Yin Jianshe: "Kongkong, you have a wife and children, don't think about these things! If there are no regrets in life, how can it be called life?"

【Boundless Oceans and Skies】Send 3 Little Stars

Yin Jianshe: "No need to send it."

【Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies】Send 1 balloon

Yin Jianshe: "Kongkong, please don't send it anymore. It's impossible for us."

Although these gifts were all small items worth only a few dollars or cents, Yin Jianshe still felt unworthy of them. After all, he already knew that the Kongkong brother who had fallen in love with him was the father of his nephew's good brother!

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On the other side, inside the bread cart.

Li Tianbao typed "666" in the live stream.

Yang Zijie sat beside him, his expression extremely complicated.

Li Tianbao: "Did you see that? Your dad even sent gifts to my second uncle. You heard his confession just now too."

Yang Zijie: "That's definitely my dad's voice! When did he learn to watch live streams?! Tianbao, are you kidding me? This pretty streamer, is it really your second uncle playing the role?"

Li Tianbao: "Yes, my second uncle has been livestreaming himself dressed as a woman for half a year now. He doesn't cross any lines or do offline interactions! It's purely his personal hobby. He likes to chat with older men about emotional topics. He doesn't earn much money, just a few small gifts here and there, but he has a lot of loyal fans!"

Yang Zijie shook his head. "I don't believe it's your second uncle. If it were AI, the platform would label the AI ​​characters. I can't accept that my dad has fallen in love with your second uncle."

Li Tianbao switched his phone screen, opened his photo album, and clicked on a video. The video showed his second uncle wearing a human skin mask, changing clothes, putting on a wig, and wearing a floral dress before the live stream. Then, the live stream room was being adjusted in various ways.

"Put on a mask and wig, then turn on the beauty filter, and the platform won't recognize the AI ​​character. See for yourself if you don't believe me."

At this moment, the car is waiting at the traffic light at the intersection.

Yang Zijie snatched the phone—you could clearly see that on the screen, the scoundrel had been transformed into a woman, and he was speaking in a high-pitched voice, adjusting the voice changer, still using the tone of an intellectual female voice actress.

Yang Zijie's eyes widened, then he became completely stunned.

Beep beep beep—a car horn sounded behind us, urging us on.

Li Tianbao shook his good brother, "The red light's gone, hurry up!"

Yang Zijie parked his car on the side of the road; he needed to calm down after his intense emotions subsided.

Yang Zijie sat on the curb for five minutes without saying a word.

Li Tianbao sat beside him, knowing that Junbao couldn't accept it for a while and understanding him.

Yang Zijie tilted his head. "Do you have any cigarettes?"

Li Tianbao shook his head. "I don't smoke."

Yang Zijie: "It's not fun without cigarettes."

Li Tianbao: "Is this ridiculous? You don't smoke either, right? What's wrong? Can't you accept your dad's emotional infidelity?"

Yang Zijie clutched his hair, looking exhausted. "Does your second uncle know he's flirting with my dad?"

Li Tianbao: "I didn't know at first, but I found out about half an hour ago. My second uncle was quite shocked! Didn't you see him trying to stop your dad from sending gifts, but he just kept sending them even more!"

As a good friend, Li Tianbao felt that this kind of thing couldn't be left unresolved; it had to be dealt with decisively. The longer it dragged on, the more deeply Junbao's father would be hurt!

Li Tianbao is a kind person to his friends.

Yang Zijie kept his head down and didn't say anything, his mind seemingly lost in thought.

Li Tianbao sighed, "How about I have my second uncle just block your dad?"

"No!" Yang Zijie hesitated. "My dad is too tired. Business has been bad these past few years, my mom is henpecked, and I don't listen to him. I'm always thinking about going out to act. My deaf uncle and aunt are sick, and even after reimbursement, my dad still pays for their more than 2 yuan in medical expenses every year! My dad also shoulders most of the miscellaneous things at the sheep farm!"

Li Tianbao was shocked. "You mean you want your dad to continue down this path of depravity?"

Yang Zijie smiled, a smile tinged with bitterness and helplessness, and said calmly, "For my father, isn't falling into depravity a kind of salvation?"

Li Tianbao fell silent. He didn't know what to say or how to comfort his good friend. The two of them just sat on the curb, watching the cars rush by and the people coming and going on the street.

Yang Zijie: "What a ridiculous era this is, what a ridiculous generation this is!"

Li Tianbao: "What makes you say that?"

Yang Zijie said, "My dad is a post-80s generation. There are jokes online that people of their generation are caught up in the torrent of change..."

Li Tianbao stared intently into his best friend's eyes, his gaze resolute, and said, enunciating each word clearly, "Junbao, do you still have ideals?!"

Yang Zijie: "Yes!"

Li Tianbao: "What is your ideal?"

Yang Zijie: "Going to the Oscars to ring the bell! Walking the red carpet! Do you remember what you said to me when the last drama wrapped up filming?"

Li Tianbao: "I remember saying back then that one day, the two of us brothers would become stars!"

Yang Zijie: "It wasn't that line. It was when the director tried to sexually assault me, and you stopped him, saying: 'Ideals are sacred; I can't sell my body for them, I can't let that nearly forty-year-old woman get away with it!'"

Li Tianbao: "Is an ideal that involves selling one's body still an ideal?"

Yang Zijie smiled faintly: "Do you know why oxen and horses can't stand up, but chickens can?!"

Li Tianbao pondered the meaning behind the words, recalling that Leopard Head and Howling Celestial Dog had discussed this before.

"No matter how powerful a chicken is, it can only stand still; it can't fly! What good is it?"

Yang Zijie laughed heartily, "Who says eggs are useless? Try hitting a chicken's rear end with a stick and see if it can fly!"

Li Tianbao: "..."

Yang Zijie: "In this era, how can you realize your ideals without sacrificing something?! Now, if you want to play a good role, without resorting to underhanded tactics, without offering bribes or gifts, you simply don't have a chance to get on stage!!"

Li Tianbao: "Junbao! We'll do it ourselves, we'll film it ourselves, I refuse to believe it!"

Yang Zijie: "We have no people and no money, how can we do it ourselves?"

Li Tianbao's eyes gleamed. "There's someone here! I have a group of good buddies at the hospital. They're all idealistic people. It's a short film, so the acting requirements aren't high! Come stay with me for a while, and we'll train them together. When our new film comes out, we'll definitely be a sensation!"

Yang Zijie: "Great! I want to be one of the Twelve Heavenly Kings next year!"

Li Tianbao's expression darkened. "It's a pity your follow-up test results were all normal. You can't live under the same roof as me because you don't have a license!"

Yang Zijie stood up, raised his hands, and shouted to the sky, "Then let's get a certificate first! With a certificate, things will be much easier for me in the future!"

Li Tianbao also stood up, took out his Level 4 mental illness certificate, and slapped it into Yang Zijie's hand!

Yang Zijie opened it and looked at it with envy, "You actually have the highest level of mental illness certificate! The kind where you can kill without being punished!"

Li Tianbao nodded emphatically!

Yang Zijie sighed, "Unfortunately, my mental state isn't good enough to get this certificate! I don't even meet the most basic requirements."

Li Tianbao: "I can get you this certificate!"

"Really?" Yang Zijie smiled.

He smiled happily, like a child about to receive a new toy.

Li Tianbao extended a hand and smiled faintly: "Junbao, you must join my team."