Crazy Nezha

In the afternoon, the Public Security Bureau of Xincheng Old Town.

Given that the black goat bite incident involved a foreign friend and the location of the bite was unusual, the case has been preliminarily classified as a pet attack.

Regardless, the process still needs to be followed.

Director Chen personally appointed Chen Rui to be in charge of this case, with the Six Monkeys assisting.

In the interrogation room, Li Tianbao, dressed in a blue and white striped shirt, looked calm.

Sitting opposite me was Chen Rui, wearing a hat and uniform! Next to her was Liu Hou, pretending to take notes with a small notebook.

Chen Rui: "Name?"

"Li Tianbao".

"gender?"

"have no idea!"

Chen Rui raised an eyebrow and tapped the table!

"Be serious!"

Li Tianbao smirked. "Aren't you just asking a question you already know the answer to?"

Chen Rui raised her voice, persisting in her question: "Gender!!"

Li Tianbao stood up and began to take off his pants...

Six Monkeys quickly said, "Man! Man! Don't ask these questions."

Li Tianbao smiled faintly and sat back down.

Two trainee police officers stood nearby, exchanging glances and whispering among themselves.

"Brother Chun, this guy in the hospital gown is so arrogant!"

"Keep your voice down, this hero is Senior Sister Rui's boyfriend."

"Huh? Holy crap! Really? Senior Sister Rui actually likes him?"

"They're childhood sweethearts, what do you know?"

Chen Rui turned her head to look and said in a deep voice, "You two get out."

The two interns saluted and reluctantly left.

In the interrogation room, only Chen Rui, Liu Hou, and Li Tianbao remained.

Six Monkeys turned off the video recorder and lit a cigarette.

Chen Rui: "My Mixue Ice Cream has coupons, but they expire soon. What do you guys want to drink?"

Li Tianbao raised his hand: "I'd like a glass of honey lemonade!"

Chen Rui: "What does Sixth Brother want?"

Six Monkeys: "Whatever. Little Li, this matter might not be so easy to get over."

Li Tianbao looked indifferent. "Sixth Brother, let that old black man sue me."

Chen Rui looked down and frantically tapped on her phone, ordering takeout.

Six Monkeys said in a deep voice, "We've investigated. Old Hei has always had problems. Last year, he raped a female college student and got into trouble. The family was unwilling to accept it and took the case to court. Old Hei was admitted to a mental hospital."

Li Tianbao asked, "You mean, that black man was pretending to be mentally ill to hide from criminals?"

Liu Hou nodded and said, "It's just a suspicion. The doctor who issued the test report for him is named He Wenzhong, and he is a vice president of your hospital."

Li Tianbao sneered, "There's definitely something wrong!"

"Hey Li, stop acting so nonchalant. Old Hei's in the ICU right now; his lawyer's sued you!"

Li Tianbao shrugged, looking indifferent. "Let them sue me. I have a mental illness too. Besides, it wasn't me who bit them, it was the sheep!"

Six Monkeys: "They've also sued the sheep farm in Luoshi County. The legal representative of the sheep farm is Yang Zijie, your friend! This matter isn't that simple!"

Li Tianbao was taken aback. "Isn't Yang Zijie's father the legal representative of the sheep farm?"

"The legal representative was transferred to Yang Zijie two years ago. The sheep belong to the Luoshi County Sheep Farm. The opposing lawyer is very good at finding loopholes; the subsequent compensation will be substantial!"

"That's ridiculous. He's a Black man who ruined a girl, faked mental illness to avoid legal punishment, and then tries to use our country's laws to protect his own rights?"

Six Monkeys spread their hands, looking helpless. "That's just how it is! Putting aside the subsequent compensation, the sheep farm is a business after all. If it's really judged, the medical expenses alone will be considerable!"

Li Tianbao stood up and roared, "If he dares to extort money from Junbao, I'll beat that bastard to a pulp!"

"Sit down properly!" Chen Rui slammed her hand on the table and stood up as well.

Li Tianbao: "He bullied the sheep, got bitten by the sheep, and now the sheep's owner has to pay him compensation? Is there no law anymore?"

Six Monkeys: "I'll go to South Bridge and find a good lawyer. These things are hard to predict."

Li Tianbao suddenly said, "If Yang Zijie were also a severely mentally ill patient, wouldn't we be exempt from paying compensation, and everything would be resolved?"

Chen Rui: "The key is that Yang Zijie isn't mentally ill."

Li Tianbao sat back down and said calmly, "Junbao will be here soon."

"Even if he is, the sheep farm is still there!"

Li Tianbao closed his eyes and began to think.

……

……

Evening, in the vice president's office.

He Wenzhong was restless and squeezed himself another glass of orange juice.

He took money from the black man, Tabo, and gave him a fake mental health evaluation report, thus escaping legal punishment!

"No! I need to go to the hospital!" He Wenzhong was worried, afraid that this matter would implicate him!

"It's all that Li Tianbao's fault! He's a jinx!"

He Wenzhong took the elevator all the way to the underground parking garage when suddenly his shoulder went numb, and he was knocked unconscious by a karate chop.

Li Tianbao helped him up and dragged him onto the bread cart.

Yang Zijie looked nervous. "Tianbao, we're breaking the law!"

"Don't worry, your certificate will be ready soon." Li Tianbao closed the car door, got in, tied He Wenzhong up with wire, and sealed his mouth with transparent tape! He then slammed him into a cardboard box.

Is this a good idea?

Li Tianbao: "Only magic can defeat magic! As long as he can prove that Lao Hei's mental evaluation was fake, your Sheep Farm won't have to pay compensation!"

The van drove all the way to Hengbiyuan residential area.

Li Tianbao stuck his head out of the car window and said, "Master, can we borrow your new little sofa and cart?"

The security guard, holding his hat, pushed out a small cart, which is usually used to help residents pick up their packages.

Li Tianbao and Yang Zijie together carried the "sofa" box onto a small cart and pushed it all the way to the elevator.

We've arrived at room 703, seventh floor of building number one.

The security guard smiled and said, "I've taken the cart downstairs. Do you need any trash to take with you?"

"No need, thank you."

Close the door and look around; the 120-square-meter fully furnished apartment has been cleaned and tidied up.

It's been empty for so long, there's no cow smell anymore.

Li Tianbao opened the box; He Wenzhong was still unconscious.

"Junbao, go to the hospital and find my second uncle. Proceed according to plan."

Yang Zijie looked worried. "Don't kill him. Let me tell you, a murder in China is a different matter."

Li Tianbao said, "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

Yang Zijie pulled his baseball cap down low, nodded, and left.

Li Tianbao drew the curtains, and at that moment, a black goat walked out of the bedroom.

"Third Prince, is this what you meant by 'cutting off the fuel supply'?"

Li Tianbao filled a basin with water and splashed it on He Wenzhong's face, causing the latter to slowly wake up.

He Wenzhong was shocked to find himself bound by wire. His mouth was sealed with transparent tape, and he stared wide-eyed, making muffled noises.

Li Tianbao took out his phone, set an alarm, and then put it on the ground!

"Before the alarm goes off, explain the situation regarding the black man, Tabo, clearly. If you can't explain it clearly, you'll lose your head."

"Waaaaaah~"

"Huh? Huh, that counts as time too!"

Leopard Head: "Third Master, his mouth is still taped shut."

Li Tianbao smiled apologetically, feeling like he had failed at showing off, and ripped off the tape.

He Wenzhong winced in pain and shouted, "What are you doing?! Li Tianbao, what are you doing?!"

*Slap!* Li Tianbao slapped him across the face.

"You knew perfectly well that the black man raped the Chinese female student, yet you still gave him a fake medical report?"

He Wenzhong was stunned. "What did you say? I don't understand!"