Crazy Nezha

Tianmei Pet Hospital.

After a week of medicated rinsing and antibacterial/anti-inflammatory treatment, the husky's spirits have improved significantly.

Li Tianbao squatted on the ground, while the husky lay on its back with its paws in the air, exposing its crotch.

"Has he fully recovered?"

Wearing rubber gloves, Boss Li was petting a husky with a proud look on his face. He said, "When this dog was first brought here, it was in very serious condition. Its foreskin was blown off, with only about 1.5 centimeters of soft tissue remaining to connect it."

He paused, then continued, "We were waiting for you to come and give the order to castrate him, but you wouldn't allow it and insisted on keeping the whip!"

The boss became increasingly excited as he spoke, as if possessed by the legendary physician Hua Tuo, shouting, "I performed a circumcision on him, and he's recovering exceptionally well. It won't affect his subsequent normal mating!!"

Li Tianbao: "Thank you so much. Where's your daughter, Li Jinmu?"

Boss: "Hehe, off to school, young man. This dog is special; it has strong immunity, it's a good dog!"

Upon hearing this, Li Tianbao's expression turned serious. He thought to himself that it couldn't be entirely the veterinarian's doing; Leopard Head had been hit much more badly by the explosion, yet he had recovered on his own at the sheep farm!

Are animals really better at self-healing than humans?

The boss started talking, saying:

"Young man, after a tree is struck by lightning, some sprout new leaves, while others die! When animals are injured, they lick their wounds, and although some die, most recover! Logically, it should be the same for people. With the same illness or injury, some people can't withstand it and die, while others do! Do you know why?"

"Is it a genetic issue? Some people have strong immune systems?" Li Tianbao recalled watching an animal documentary when he was a child. A bear was injured, and it licked its wound and slowly healed itself.

Boss: "Yes, but not entirely. Some people carry too much on their minds, worrying too much. For example, someone with cancer might live for three to five years if they don't get checked, but once they do, they might scare themselves to death within three months! Humans just think too much! They're not as pure as animals. They torment themselves, turning a minor illness into a major one!"

Li Tianbao clasped his hands in a fist and said, "I've learned a lot! Farewell."

The boss subconsciously cupped his hands in farewell, "Goodbye... hehe, goodbye."

The person and the dog left the pet hospital and, after walking for a while, sat on the curb.

Li Tianbao: "Xiaotian, let's go to my second uncle's house. Today is a good day; my second uncle and Leopard Head are waiting for us to eat!"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, Leopard Head is acting strangely."

Li Tianbao: "How so?"

Howling Celestial Dog: "My wound healed after treatment! But Leopard Head didn't get any injections or ointment, how did she get better?"

Li Tianbao: "Perhaps goats have a strong self-healing ability?"

The Celestial Hound said seriously, "Third Master, there's something I've been thinking about for a long time, and I wanted to tell you. After drinking Leopard Head's milk, I've become increasingly unable to control myself. Don't laugh at me, but I want to try even the cracked stones I see on the roadside!"

Li Tianbao raised an eyebrow and said disdainfully, "I also drank milk back then, and although I felt a bit heaty, it wasn't like you. It's your own problem!"

Howling Celestial Dog: "Third Master, I drink a lot. Back when she was still a dairy cow, I would hold her in my mouth while I slept at night, and drink a few sips when I woke up. Milk is very addictive!"

Li Tianbao: "Let's go, I think you're just craving milk. Stop being so paranoid, I'll buy you some pet milk powder!"

After the man and the dog returned to the courtyard.

Yin Jianshe was grooming the black goat when he saw his nephew return. He said with a smile, "Tianbao, look, this black goat is pregnant."

"Huh?!" Li Tianbao squatted down and noticed that the black goat's udder had obviously become larger and its belly had bulged out.

Li Tianbao touched the sheep's belly and felt a throbbing sensation inside. He exclaimed in surprise, "She's really pregnant!"

Leopard Head: "Meow~~ Third Prince, I want to eat sour grapes."

Yin Jianshe chuckled and said, "That's great news! We're both cured, and the sheep is pregnant again. This is an auspicious sign! I'm going to the supermarket to buy some groceries. What do you want for lunch?"

Li Tianbao looked helpless. "Whatever, Second Uncle. Oh, just bring back some grapes."

After his second uncle left, Li Tianbao became serious.

"Leopard Head, how far along are you in the pregnancy?"

Leopard Head shook his head. "I don't have the original owner's memories, Third Prince. I'm going to be a mother. I'm so nervous."

The celestial dog sniffed and asked, "How many are pregnant?"

Leopard Head: "I don't know either, Brother Xiaotian. After the child is born, according to seniority, he will call you uncle."

Li Tianbao sighed heavily.

……

That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high.

The sound of "baa" came from the shed in the yard where miscellaneous items were stored!

Li Tianbao sat up in bed, put on his clothes, and went outside.

Inside the storage shed, a black goat lay on a pile of hay, its forelegs supporting its weight, its hindquarters sinking down, its body trembling intermittently.

Uncle Yin Jianshe was also woken up by the noise. He threw on his coat and ran out. Seeing the situation, he exclaimed, "Oh no! The sheep is about to give birth!"

The celestial dog pressed its head against the black goat's neck, constantly licking its cheeks and ears, reassuring it, "Good brother, don't be afraid."

Leopard Head was panting heavily. "It hurts so much!"

The celestial dog barked wildly: "Third Master, call 120! We need to get him to the People's Hospital right away! We're all grown men, who knows how to deliver a baby?"

Leopard Head: "Xiaotian, are you stupid? I'm a sheep, not a human! Lick me! Good brother."

Xiaotian: "What's wrong with the sheep? Can't the sheep go to the hospital? Third Master has connections! Third Master, call your mother and ask if she can arrange a bed for it!"

Li Tianbao glared at Xiaotianquan with annoyance, then quickly took out his phone to call Yang Zijie for advice from a professional, but the other party's phone was switched off.

"Second Uncle, do you know how to deliver a lamb?"

Yin Jianshe shook his head frantically, "I've delivered cat babies, but I've never handled a sheep before."

Li Tianbao's mobile search: Sheep delivery tutorial!

While staring at the screen, he called out, "Second Uncle, quickly get some clean towels and a basin of warm water!"

Yin Jianshe agreed, turned and went into the house, and soon came out carrying a basin of warm water and several towels.

"Nephew, what's the next step?"

Li Tianbao stared at the tutorial and read aloud: "Have the ewe lie on her side, keep quiet, and wait for the lamb to peek out!"

Yin Jianshe squatted down next to the black goat and gently stroked its back. "Baa, don't bite me, I'm just trying to help you."

"Baa~" the black goat responded.

My second uncle exclaimed with delight, "Hey, this goat seems to understand! Animals really do have a spirit!"

"Push hard, just like you're pooping, push hard," my second uncle comforted me from the side.

Leopard Head took a deep breath, contracted his abdomen, and let out a loud bleat, revealing a small section of wet black fur on his hindquarters.

"It's out! It's out! Holy crap, it's born!" my second uncle shouted excitedly.

"Don't touch it!" Li Tianbao quickly pressed him down. "The tutorial says to wait for the lamb's front legs to come out first, otherwise it might get stuck!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Leopard Head exerted his strength again, and with the sound of amniotic fluid breaking, a small black lamb covered in mucus was born, kicking its front legs and making a faint "baa" sound.

The Celestial Hound stared wide-eyed, completely stunned. The little black sheep was emitting a white light; it was a spirit beast!

Li Tianbao also saw it and showed a shocked expression. Leopard Head had given birth to a spirit beast! He had searched for so many days without finding a spirit beast, and Leopard Head had given birth to one?!