Crazy Nezha

An hour later, in the lobby of the Jinhe Hotel.

Li Tianbao, wearing sunglasses, with one hand on Jiang Baiyue's hand and the other holding a dog, stepped out of the elevator.

Now that things have come to this, there is no other way.

Jiang Baiyue suggested that Li Tianbao pretend to be blind and the husky act as a guide dog, and everything seemed to be getting better.

It was a magical experience. Li Tianbao's vision was on the beach in the "dream," while his body moved in sync with the dream. The most ridiculous thing was that he could also hear the sounds from both sides.

"Be careful, come here." Jiang Baiyue led Li Tianbao to the sofa in the hotel lobby on the first floor. "I'm going to check out and process the compensation. You damaged a lot of things in the room."

Li Tianbao asked, "I heard that an ashtray in a five-star hotel costs a hundred or two hundred yuan. How much money would I have to pay for that? I don't have the money to pay for it."

Jiang Baiyue: "I'll make amends, after all... this is my fault. You wait here, I'll be right back."

Upon hearing this, Li Tianbao instinctively reached out and grabbed her forearm, quickly saying, "Jiang Baiyue!! Don't just leave me and run away!"

Jiang Baiyue's arm was held tightly, but she did not resist immediately. Instead, she used her other hand to gently pat the back of Li Tianbao's hand and said firmly, "I will heal you."

Li Tianbao looked at the vast sea and let go of his hand.

Jiang Baiyue took out a mask from her bag, put on large sunglasses and a hat, and walked towards the hotel reception.

Watching Jiang Baiyue's figure disappear into the distance, the celestial hound, which hadn't uttered a sound, stuck its pointed snout into Li Tianbao's shirt pocket and spat out a vibrating egg.

The dog secretly stole it from the room just now!

Li Tianbao: "Xiaotian, why are you bumping my waist?"

"Third Master, it's nothing, my lips are just a little itchy, let me rub them."

Li Tianbao whispered, "Keep an eye on Jiang Baiyue for me. If she abandons me and runs away, I'll really look like a lunatic."

Xiaotian said seriously, "Third Master, try cultivating over there at midnight tonight and see what the effect is here."

Li Tianbao was slightly taken aback, then said, "Okay!"

Jiang Baiyue walked to the hotel front desk. The reason she wore a mask, large sunglasses, and a hat was because she also cared about her image.

The housekeeping manager had been waiting at the front desk for a long time, terrified. The experience had left an indelible mark on his career. As a service worker in a high-end hotel, there was an ironclad rule: the customer is always right! At least in terms of attitude, you can't offend the customer!

The room manager initially thought there were robbers or something similar operating in the hotel, but to his surprise, when the door opened, a shirtless man, waving a red bellyband, shouted and yelled, making a complete mess of the room. And to top it off, there was a large dog! Are these two lovers really that promiscuous?

Jiang Baiyue remained expressionless and said, "Check out."

The manager and the receptionist exchanged a glance, the latter maintaining a professional smile: "Could you please show me your ID card and room key?"

Jiang Baiyue took out her ID from her bag and handed it over along with the room key.

The manager said, "Dear Black Card VIP, your damaged furniture..."

Jiang Baiyue interrupted, "Compensate at the original price, and please hurry..."

The front desk staff are printing out compensation lists on the computer system.

A 55-inch TV screen is cracked, subtotal: 4200 yuan; the corner of the bedside table is broken, subtotal: 1500 yuan; fabric curtains, bedside wall lamps... a long list comes out.

After verifying the information, the receptionist smiled and said, "The total compensation amount is 17660 yuan."

Jiang Baiyue glanced at the list quickly and said, "Okay! Deduct the money directly... Wait!"

"Wait, what are these 'Bubbles' that we're consuming?"

The manager, expressionless, explained, "They are sex toys for the room, specifically for women, from a top brand."

Jiang Baiyue carefully examined the list, which contained detailed descriptions. She immediately understood that it was a vibrating egg for women, which Li Tianbao must have accidentally kicked into a corner and lost when he went crazy.

"Forget it, I won't delve into it. I've already lost the big part, so I don't care about the small part." With that thought, Jiang Baiyue just wanted to end this quickly and leave. After swiping her card and having the money deducted, she secretly rejoiced, "Luckily, no one knows me."

The manager suddenly spoke up: "Professor Jiang, I've seen your psychology lectures on TV, such as 'The Backlash of Paternal Oppression' and 'Childhood Shadows That Accompany You Throughout Your Life,' and I've also read your book, 'Say Goodbye to Others' Definitions, Be Your True Self.' Are you here to give lectures in Xincheng?"

Jiang Baiyue's expression remained unchanged as she calmly said, "Sorry, you've mistaken me for someone else." She's all wrapped up like this, how could you still recognize her?

Turn around and leave gracefully.

The manager looked at the woman with short, shoulder-length hair and said with a smile, "I thought I had mistaken you for someone else, but after seeing your ID card... Professor Jiang, you are too modest."

Jiang Baiyue's back trembled, and she quickened her pace, hurrying to the sofa in the lobby.

The manager felt much better as he watched her hurried and embarrassed departure.

Jiang Baiyue walked to the sofa and said seriously, "Li Tianbao, we can't stay in any of the hotels around here. How about we go to another city? I'll cover the cost."

Li Tianbao said in a deep voice, "Your money doesn't come easily either. Let's go to my second uncle's place."

"good!"

"Could you make a phone call for me? Her name is Chen Rui."

Jiang Baiyue nodded and said, "Okay, give me the phone."

Li Tianbao reached into his pocket to feel for his phone, and felt something round. He took it out and held it in his palm. "Huh? What's this? Where's my phone?"

On the beach, Li Tianbao looked at a pebble in his palm and fell into deep thought.

Jiang Baiyue's face stiffened. She quickly took the vibrator, put it in her bag, looked around to make sure no one was there, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"What was that just now?" Li Tianbao asked.

Jiang Baiyue: "Why did you put the hotel razor in your pocket?"

"Oh, give it back to the hotel. I'm on the beach here, so I can't see the real world. Maybe I touch the wrong thing sometimes." He reached into another pocket and found his phone.

Li Tianbao unlocked his phone by facing his face. "Unlocked?"

"Um."

"Find someone named A in your contacts, her name is Chen Rui."

Jiang Baiyue had read the information and knew that Chen Rui and Li Tianbao had grown up together and had a close relationship. She deliberately asked, "What is your relationship with Chen Rui?"

Without hesitation, Li Tianbao replied, "She is my best friend and one of the people I trust most!"

Jiang Baiyue: "Huh, that's it?"

Li Tianbao said in a deep voice, "When I recover from my illness, make a lot of money, become a big star, and achieve godhood, I will confess my love to Chen Rui. I want to marry her, treat her well for the rest of my life, make her breakfast, fry eggs for her, pick ginseng fruits for her, and pick peaches for her!"

Jiang Baiyue: "Okay! Remember to invite me to your wedding!"

Li Tianbao: "It's a deal! If you can cure my illness, I'll invite you to the head table at my wedding, and you won't need to give a single penny as a gift!"

"Let's go with whatever we can get, however little we can."

Li Tianbao raised one eyebrow and the other raised it, speaking in a louder voice, "Are you looking down on me?!"

Jiang Baiyue shook her head, took Li Tianbao's hand, and led him slowly out of the hotel.

"Let's go to your second uncle's house first."

……

……

Half an hour later, three cars stopped at the entrance of the alley. Several lawyers in suits, several doctors in white coats, and several security guards got out. They brought equipment and came to the gate of Yin Jianshe's courtyard.

Someone came up and knocked on the door.

The gate to the courtyard opened, and Yin Jianshe looked at the twenty-odd people at the door, asking in confusion, "Who are you?"

A man in overalls said politely, "We have been commissioned by General Manager Zeng of the Oriental Group to conduct a mental evaluation for Li Tianbao."

Yin Jianshe instinctively became wary and asked, "You have no right."

The man in overalls pulled out a court document and said with a grin, "We have a power of attorney. We suspect that Li Tianbao's mental illness is fake. He assaulted someone, causing serious injury, and is feigning mental illness to evade legal punishment!"

Outside the courtyard gate, there were more than twenty people, most of them dressed in black suits, exuding a powerful aura, making it seem like they were about to wipe out an entire family in a short drama.

Yin Jianshe said seriously, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll call the child's mother..."

……

A dozen meters away, at the entrance of the alley, a black SUV was parked next to it. The driver's side door opened, and a woman with short, shoulder-length hair got out. She had an outstanding temperament and her eyes were like frost.

Jiang Baiyue opened the back door and whispered, "Li Tianbao, we're home."