Shocking! This student is phenomenal!

hum!

Upon hearing Su Jiang's words, everyone focused their attention.

Su Jiang pulled a piece of paper from his pocket: "These are the IP addresses of all the people who uploaded these videos of me fighting online. A large portion of them are from the same place, which is your home in Deng Township!"

"I want to ask you, where did you get your video? Did you call those students who beat me up? And what were your intentions in uploading it!"

Deng Xiang, sitting in the audience, was so shocked by the three consecutive questions that his mouth dropped open.

Silly.

Tu Yongjun grabbed the paper, glanced at it, and his face immediately darkened.

That damned Deng Xiang actually wants to harm this student who might be able to get a job. How can we tolerate this?

He announced on the spot: "In view of Deng Xiang's misconduct, I hereby announce the temporary removal of Deng Xiang from all his positions. At the same time, Deng Xiang needs to submit a written self-criticism to the school and Su Jiang, and will receive a major demerit. If Deng Xiang engages in any more unethical behavior, I will report it directly to the police! The school also apologizes to Su Jiang for this."

The series of orders plunged Dengxiang into despair.

Senseless.

But is that enough?

not enough!

Su Jiang said to the system in his mind, "System, I want to use the prank card!"

[Received. One prank card has been used. Please select the target and prank activity. Duration is 2 hours!]

Many options immediately came to mind for Su Jiang.

All sorts of funny things, just check them all.

Su Jiang was very blunt and selected hundreds of options for Deng Xiang. If the system hadn't thought it was too many, Su Jiang would have continued to select.

The entire process takes place over two hours, or 120 minutes, meaning that Dengxiang will be pranked at least once every minute for the next two hours.

"It will have an effect on Dengxiang!"

【receive! 】

[Let's get silly!]

Just as Deng Xiang was shocked by the principal's decisive action, his mouth slightly agape, completely at a loss for words.

next moment.

A giant dragonfly, like a fighter jet, flew straight into Deng Xiangchang's mouth.

Deng Xiang took a sip and immediately closed his mouth.

And so, the dragonfly burst open in Dengxiang's mouth.

"vomit!"

Deng Xiang felt the slimy, viscous juice from the dragonfly's intestines in his mouth and immediately vomited.

But he bent over too hard and fell straight down.

He rolled forward on the ground.

That's not all; the real problem is that the forward roll landed directly on a utility pole.

It was still the intimate contact between the crotch and the utility pole.

And so.

"Aww!"

Deng Xiang spat out the dragonfly corpse from his mouth while clutching his crotch and howling.

In front of more than 3,000 teachers and students, the frog jumped up without any regard for its image.

But is that all?

No, he jumped onto a ring of manhole covers along the edge of the running track.

The manhole cover may not have been replaced for many years, and it is somewhat brittle.

Clang!

He stepped directly into the manhole.

His classmates, unable to bear seeing his condition, kindly helped him up. Deng Xiang had some blood on his legs, which had been scratched by the broken manhole cover.

The white casual shoes on his feet had turned completely muddy.

The entire school was shocked.

The playground was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

It's as if this track has become a clown show for Dengxiang.

"Someone, take this to Teacher Deng's infirmary!"

Some teachers couldn't bear to watch any longer, so they called on the boys in their class to drive Dengxiang to the infirmary.

The medical room is behind the stands.

I don't know if it was because they were in a hurry or because the two boys lacked coordination. One of them wanted to go around to the east of the stands, while the other wanted to go around to the west.

"Bang!"

Deng Xiang was in the middle, and had a close encounter with a tall street lamp pole standing on the edge of the playground.

The loud noise echoed several times in the quiet playground.

The two boys realized something was wrong, turned around, and saw that the teacher had bumped into the pole.

I rushed over to check if he was alright.

As a result, one thought he would help, and the other thought he would help too.

The two of them worked together to loosen Deng Xiang's grip.

He sat down straight.

But some guy poked a twig in the ground.

He sat down on it.

Just right, I gave Dengxiang a glycerin suppository.

"what!"

A pitiful howl rang out.

"Who the hell put a tree branch here?!"

Deng Xiang was on the verge of collapse. He covered his front with one hand and his back with the other, curling up on the ground.

A boy quickly pulled the branch out.

"what!"

......

The tingling sensation was just like playing the game below.

In the end, Deng Xiang was taken away by ambulance.

Perhaps because Dengxiang's condition was so dire, the medical staff carrying him were somewhat nervous.

He stumbled and fell.

He plopped down on Deng Xiang's face.

The medical staff had just eaten too many broad beans and couldn't hold back for a moment.

A complete fart, accompanied by a tremendous roar, went straight into Deng Xiang's mouth...

Really fragrant.

The students were stunned once again, watching Deng Xiang's solo performance for a full twenty minutes.

Twenty minutes felt like the blink of an eye to everyone.

I don't feel tired at all.

Finally, the school bell rang, and Tu Yongjun realized that everyone was still on the playground.

So he called everyone back to the classroom for class.

However, for the tragic Dengxiang, his torment was not yet over.

The nurse accidentally gave the wrong injection. When Deng Xiang's wife came to visit him, he was complaining about whether he had married a...

It was caused by an unlucky daughter-in-law.

Then several more loud five-finger marks appeared on his face.

The doctor also told him that he was congenitally infertile, and thinking of his teenage child, Deng Xiang felt like he was being cuckolded.

Actually, the doctor accidentally picked up the wrong test report...

The next morning, Deng Xiang still stubbornly came to teach the students.

However, people's eyes always seemed to be glancing at his crotch, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Some people looked at the front, and some looked at the back.

It's as if it's saying, "You've recovered so quickly?"

In particular, people would keep their distance from Dengxiang to prevent the bad luck from catching on them.

For a time, Dengxiang became a place that everyone at Qinghe No. 6 Middle School avoided like the plague.

Meanwhile, Su Jiang was happily looking at his shock value of over six thousand points on his system panel in the classroom.

He couldn't contain his urge to participate in the lottery.

"System, schedule a mid-level lottery for me!"

Having experienced the effects of the funny cards, Su Jiang felt as if he had opened a Pandora's box.