You are a cat demon
Chapter 43 Forced relationships are never sweet
You're determined to be cruel and heartless to Xiaoxue.
Xiao Xue was the little female cat that Village Chief Zhang Qingshan had picked up from somewhere that day. Her name was still the same, given to her by Ruoye. Although Ruoye wasn't as excited and enthusiastic as she had been when she first met you, she didn't deliberately distance herself from Xiao Xue either, and treated her quite well afterward. But it goes without saying that you definitely held a more important place in Ruoye's heart than she did.
You're deliberately targeting it in every way.
When it's eating, you walk past from behind and, taking advantage of the fact that no one is paying attention, deliberately bump into it, causing it to bury its head in the food bowl and get its face covered in meat scraps.
When it sleeps, you'd rather stay awake all night than let it have a moment's rest, giving it nightmares! It sounds absurd, but it actually works. Cats have incredibly sharp senses, and females' intuition is often unbelievably accurate. Every time you stare at it, it jumps in fright, instantly banishing any sleepiness. You two will then stare at each other in the dark, neither daring to blink, the other afraid to close its eyes.
Even if it just happens to pass by you by chance, you will breathe heavily on it without any mercy, and the gurgling sound from deep in your throat is almost as loud as the roar of a motorcycle engine on the highway, as if you would scratch it to death if it dared to get any closer.
And so, you tormented it to no end.
You're not much better off yourself; torturing yourself is often the deepest form of torment. After several months, you clearly feel that you've lost a lot of weight, and your once-muscular physique has shrunk considerably.
Just bear with it; it's all for your and its own good.
In order to prevent the "wicked capitalist" village chief Zhang Qingshan's "scheme" from succeeding, you can only deceive yourself like this.
To be honest, you really don't want to bully an innocent female like this, but you have to use such simple, crude, and even cruel methods to cut off any improper thoughts it might have in the future. Friendly communication sometimes doesn't work as well as making it fear you or even hate you.
Doing this kind of thing also requires a certain amount of patience. You think you are very patient now. In the past, you probably would have lost your temper and wanted to bite the other person to death to solve the problem once and for all.
Unless they have masochistic tendencies like your big black dog, they probably wouldn't be interested in you.
Fortunately, the little female cat is mentally sound and did not become mentally unstable after you fussed over her. She started to avoid you, trembling with fear at the smell of your scent and terrified at the sight of your shadow.
You have successfully achieved your goal.
A few months later, the source of all evil, the so-called instigator, Village Chief Zhang Qingshan, noticed that the relationship between you "young lovers" was always as bland as boiled water. He thought you were having some kind of tiff and even said a few jokes to you.
You want to swear at someone, but you don't want to swear at him.
How did you become the village chief of Sakura Village?
Actually, you can't entirely blame him. If you could speak human language, would so many messy things have happened? Unfortunately, you ultimately can't communicate with humans. The generation gap between humans and monsters is too deep; there's no tacit understanding between you and him. Unlike him and the big black dog, sometimes they don't even need a word. Just a look, a gesture, or a body language is enough for them to understand each other perfectly.
If you can't even communicate with Village Chief Zhang Qingshan, then you certainly can't talk to those annoying villagers.
You initially thought the villagers of Sakura Village would gossip behind your back like they did when you first arrived, but to your surprise, they seemed to shower this little female cat, who looked hundreds of times more docile than you, with affection. Even the innocent human children transferred their love to her. From eighty-year-old elders to eight-year-old children, everyone who saw her couldn't help but want to pet her.
Your status as the group's darling is in jeopardy.
But somehow, a rumor started circulating, most likely originating from some illiterate little kid: "If it weren't for Xiaoxue, who would know you, you black lump of coal? You're only getting along because of her!"
Hmph, back when you were thriving in Sakura Village, it wasn't even a single cell in the village!
What's even more infuriating is that some people, perhaps having heard it from Village Chief Zhang Qingshan, genuinely believe you two are a couple, and presumptuously say things like, "One is black, one is white, they're a perfect match..."
You're not the second big black dog, you really can't handle the black and white combination, and what if you end up with a litter of mixed-breed puppies...
It is said that black and white animals often suffer from serious illnesses, and you can never understand the brain circuits of some of your black and white counterparts.
Not just your kind, but to be more specific, a few years ago, someone in the village brought back a black and white Siberian Husky from elsewhere because they had heard that this kind of dog was strong, had good endurance, could carry loads, and was handsome. Strangely, no one used it as a hunting dog.
However, everyone knew the reason why the dog came to the village on the very day it arrived.
The Siberian Husky, also known as the Husky, is nicknamed the "demolition expert".
Huskies truly live up to their reputation as God's rough draft when creating wolves; beneath their handsome and dashing exterior lies a goofy and unruly soul. These guys have a million tricks up their sleeves, their minds constantly churning out grand renovation plans, and their ability to cause mischief is a hundred times greater than yours. Chasing geese, raiding chicken coops, rolling around in pigsties, trampling farmland, chewing through fences—there's nothing they won't do, only things you can't imagine.
The peaceful life was shattered. Its antics plunged the villagers of Sakura Village into misery, making their days unbearable. For the sake of the village's peace, you and the big black dog once personally joined forces to fight it, but this creature was faster than a rabbit; even the big black dog couldn't catch it. You hid in its usual path, trying to intercept it, but in the blink of an eye, before you could even see it clearly, it was in front of you, and before you could even swing your paw, it sent you flying more than ten meters…
Finally, after much effort, you finally caught this guy, who was panting heavily, in the ravine outside Sakura Village. You escorted him back to the villagers, who had suffered so much, like a prisoner. The scene was just like an execution ground in ancient times.
Although it was not ultimately sentenced to death, at its owner's desperate pleas, everyone had no choice but to agree to let the unfortunate fellow resell it to recoup his losses.
Life returned to normal, and as for what happened to that husky that was once the most popular dog in your village, you'll never know...
After that day, you developed a severe psychological aversion to any animal with black and white markings. At its worst, you would stare at a cow for half a day.
Now, your big black dog and his white wife have had their fourth litter. Every litter of their puppies is black and white, practically perfect substitutes for huskies. They're veritable trainee demolition squads, each one more mischievous and troublesome than the last, especially during their teething period. They've practically destroyed all the furniture in the house. I really don't understand how your big black dog and his wife manage to hold back from biting these little bastards to death while taking care of them.
It works, but you don't. You don't want to create a litter of "huskies"!
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