Wandering the world of film and television begins with the golden years
Chapter 497 Call Me Husband
One second Li Haoyu was gritting his teeth. ๐ฎ๐ฅ โปโหข๐รนะ.๐ ๐็ช๐๐
But then he thought about it again and couldn't help but laugh.
Actually, since he came into this world, he has been quite lazy but also quite happy.
I don't have any specific goals, as long as I'm happy, that's enough.
Isn't this the ideal state of life?
Xu Hongdou watched as Li Haoyu listened silently without saying a word.
She couldn't help but say it.
"You're a guy, and I've said so much already, why are you still pretending to be dead? You'll never have any friends if you keep acting like this."
Li Haoyu laughed and said, "It's nothing, I was just thinking about something."
"What could be so captivating?"
Xu Hongdou said with some doubt.
Li Haoyu didn't answer directly, but stared into Xu Hongdou's eyes and said.
"Don't you really know what I'm thinking right now?"
"What? Can't you explain yourself clearly?"
"There's nothing I can't say. Don't you know I've always liked you?"
Li Haoyu went straight to the point: "So, Xu Hongdou, would you be willing to be my girlfriend, or how about we live together as a couple? What do you think of my proposal?"
Xu Hongdou clearly didn't expect Li Haoyu to say such a thing.
Anyway, Li Haoyu could tell that Xu Hongdou was a little nervous.
She was as if she had been struck by a petrifying ray.
Li Haoyu didn't wait for Xu Hongdou's reply, but instead continued, "Actually, I'm a pretty good boyfriend candidate. You should really consider it. Anyway, you know how I feel right now."
"I feel the time is about right, so I'm formally submitting my application to be your boyfriend today, hoping the organization can evaluate me as soon as possible."
Xu Hongdou turned her head and said, "You never said this before, so why did you say it now?"
Li Haoyu thought for a moment and said, "I guess you just felt the opportunity had come. After all, it's not often you open your heart like this, and besides, if you like someone, you should say it."
"It's not the 1980s anymore. Why insist on writing a love letter or something? That's just too sentimental."
After all, confessing your feelings is still very important.
We need to settle things now, otherwise who knows how many competitors will emerge if things continue like this... Li Haoyu silently complained in his heart.
Anyway, as long as you confess your feelings first, it doesn't matter if you fail.
Even if you fail to confess your feelings this time, you can try again. After all, no one says you can only confess once.
That way he can remain invincible forever!
However, after Li Haoyu's confession, Xu Hongdou fell into deep thought and remained silent for a long time.
Xu Hongdou suddenly laughed and said, "I can't even control myself right now, and you still dare to confess your feelings to me? Aren't you afraid it will all end up being a mess?"
Li Haoyu said, "I think you are the best version of yourself right now. Besides, do you think I have any grand ambitions? Isn't life just about living aimlessly?"
"For me, everywhere except my bed is a foreign land. So why don't we stay in bed together?"
Xu Hongdou was stunned for a moment after hearing this.
Her face instantly darkened considerably.
Seeing Xu Hongdou's expression again, Li Haoyu sensed that she was about to make a move.
Li Haoyu didn't want to get hit on the head again.
Li Haoyu hurriedly said, "Even if you're going to take action, shouldn't you at least give me an answer first?"
Xu Hongdou said, "Although we have gained some understanding, I think the pace is still too fast. I think we need more time."
"Of course, this isn't your fault. You're a very outstanding person..."
Li Haoyu quickly waved his hand to stop Xu Hongdou from continuing, "Please stop, young lady."
Why?
Xu Hongdou couldn't help but ask
Li Haoyu said helplessly, "If you keep going, are you going to give me the 'friend card'? I can't accept that. That's even more speechless than being insulted."
Xu Hongdou couldn't help but laugh after hearing this. "I haven't finished yet. Is it really that scary?"
Li Haoyu said, "That's because you don't understand what this means to guys. Many guys would rather be called a simp than receive a friend card."
"Many girls suddenly realize that when rejecting someone, giving them this title seems like a good approach. After all, it affirms the other person's value, soothes their emotions, and makes the rejection less awkward."
"That's killing three birds with one stone!"
"In its later stages, it even developed standard sentence structures."
"You're a good person, but..."
"So whether someone is a good person or not is often no longer important. The real blow is often the subsequent side effect, and the seemingly gentle surface often cannot hide its cruel nature."
Li Haoyu looked very distressed when he said this.
His face was filled with sorrow, yet his tone remained lively.
Li Haoyu truly succeeded in "using joyful scenes to depict sorrowful emotions".
This starkly contrasting performance successfully amused Xu Hongdou.
Xu Hongdou couldn't help but smile slightly, saying, "Then don't blame me. You yourself told me not to say what I said next. Just don't regret it!"
When Li Haoyu heard Xu Hongdou say this, he wondered if he was really getting anxious.
He couldn't help but say, "Then stop keeping me in suspense and just tell me!"
Li Haoyu looked at Xu Hongdou under the lamplight.
Her delicate features became even more captivating. โฆ๐ โ 9โสฐวฯ.ฤ๏ผฏ๐ ๐ขโ
Xu Hongdou was amused by Li Haoyu's explanation. She smiled slightly and said, "I won't talk about that for now. You were the one who told me this because you thought the timing was right."
"Next time, when I feel the time is right, I will naturally tell you, and you will know then."
Li Haoyu looked at Xu Hongdou like this.
He knew that even if he asked again, Xu Hongdou wouldn't tell him. After all, Li Haoyu was very familiar with this tactic; he had used the same trick to keep Xu Hongdou in suspense before.
Li Haoyu had no choice but to continue driving.
Soon the two returned to the Windy Courtyard.
As a result, the two ran into Linna, who was getting off work, at the door.
Lin Na greeted Li Haoyu and Xu Hongdou warmly.
Linna shook the empty bucket in her hand and said, "This porridge is really delicious. After eating it, I feel so energetic after a long day of work. And thank you so much for your little gift!"
"We're having a small get-together tonight. If it's convenient for you, you're welcome to come along. These things are more fun with more people."
"So, are you interested?"
Li Haoyu listened to Lin Na's invitation.
He didn't speak, but just looked at Xu Hongdou, his expression asking for her opinion.
Seeing this, Lin Na also turned her gaze to Xu Hongdou.
Even Xu Hongdou was starting to feel the strain.
She quickly replied, "Sure, I've also been wanting to get to know the other residents of the courtyard. We don't have anything else planned, so we'll definitely be on time."
Linna nodded and said, "Judging from your appearance, you've just returned. Why don't you rest for a while? I have to inform other people, so I'll be leaving now."
Li Haoyu and Xu Hongdou both nodded.
After seeing Lin Na off, Xu Hongdou tugged at Li Haoyu's sleeve.
She asked, somewhat puzzled, "When Linna asked you something just now, why didn't you say a word, like you were sitting on a block of wood? That's not like you at all!"
Li Haoyu sighed and said helplessly, "I had no choice. You didn't even give me a definite answer after my touching confession just now."
"What right do I have to speak like this? Am I even qualified?"
Xu Hongdou heard Li Haoyu's tone when he spoke.
She also knew that Li Haoyu had his own little moods.
"Fine, if you don't want to go, I can go alone."
Xu Hongdou did not dwell on Li Haoyu's issue.
Li Haoyu looked at Xu Hongdou and said, "That won't do. Don't forget what you promised me before. This time you're going with me as my girlfriend."
"Less than 24 hours have passed, you haven't already forgotten, have you?"
Xu Hongdou said, "I won't go back on my word. Since I promised, I will definitely do it. You don't need to emphasize that."
"So it seems you're really impressed by what I said. Tell me honestly, are you already smitten with me?" Li Haoyu said with a confident expression.
"Think whatever you want, I can't control you anyway."
Xu Hongdou's tone was calm now, "Anyway, you know I will keep my promise."
"No denial is an affirmation. Your current avoidance is already the best answer. It's okay, girls are shy and embarrassed to say it directly."
"I fully understand this situation."
Xu Hongdou looked at Li Haoyu helplessly and said, "If you insist on thinking this way, I can't stop you. After all, you have such an optimistic attitude, and there's nothing I can say to you."
"You're not just known for your optimism."
Li Haoyu didn't take Xu Hongdou's teasing seriously.
"Isn't optimism a good thing?"
"Besides, I'm not the kind of fake optimist who believes success is like a pie falling from the sky, or that as long as I'm optimistic, the world will reward me."
"I simply believe I will succeed. I will use the right strategies, overcome various obstacles, and persevere to make success a reality. You're a 100% action-oriented person; didn't you just try it once?"
"Besides, you're really cruel to me. If I don't take a more optimistic approach, I might develop depression."
Xu Hongdou nodded. "That's true. I think your mental fortitude is far beyond that of ordinary people."
Li Haoyu said with a grin, "Thank you for the compliment. Haven't you just discovered another good point about me?"
Xu Hongdou patted Li Haoyu on the shoulder.
"Don't overthink it. I'm really not complimenting you. What I'm implying is that you're a bit shameless, but if you take it as a strength, it's not necessarily a bad thing."
When Li Haoyu heard Xu Hongdou say that, his face instantly turned dark.
"Damn it, Xu Hongdou, you've really gone too far. I need compensation from you; you've ruined my mood."
Xu Hongdou covered her mouth with her hand to prevent herself from laughing.
"Aren't you Mr. Optimist? I don't think you need me to do anything. Aren't you the best at self-adjustment? Isn't this something you can do effortlessly?"
Xu Hongdou paused for a moment, then said, "But thanks to you, I'm in a much better mood now, so I have to thank you."
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This left Li Haoyu speechless, choked by Xu Hongdou's words.
Li Haoyu snorted coldly, "Say what you want, I hope you can keep being so stubborn. Now let's get down to business."
"What serious business could you possibly have?"
Xu Hongdou asked back in a serious tone.
Li Haoyu curled his lip. "Since we're going to pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend, shouldn't we be a little more professional? At least I should know some basic information about you."
"That way we won't be exposed by others, and there shouldn't be any problem, right?"
After listening, Xu Hongdou nodded, feeling there was no problem.
Li Haoyu said excitedly, "Then shouldn't we compare our statements, like your zodiac sign, blood type, measurements, and so on...?"
"What the hell?"
Xu Hongdou initially thought Li Haoyu's statement was normal.
But when she heard the measurements...
Xu Hongdou couldn't hold back any longer and asked a question.
Li Haoyu glanced at Xu Hongdou, "Alright, forget I said anything about your measurements. But it's roughly 83-60-84, right? What's there to be embarrassed about?"
Xu Hongdou was instantly filled with confusion.
"How did you know that? You didn't steal my clothes, did you?"
Xu Hongdou looked at Li Haoyu with a surprised expression.
"You'd better tell me honestly how you knew about this. You're not really a pervert, are you?"
Li Haoyu smiled and said, "Do I need you to tell me this? Can't I tell at a glance?"
Xu Hongdou was speechless.
However, she still told Li Haoyu some basic personal information.
Li Haoyu returned the favor, saying, "By the way, weren't you always curious about where my money came from?"
Xu Hongdou couldn't suppress her curiosity and nodded.
Li Haoyu said with a smile, "From now on, you can say that your husband is an independent game designer who got his game acquired by a big company. He's a handsome man who has reached the pinnacle of life."
"How about this, when others ask me about it, won't I feel more proud to say it?" Li Haoyu asked.
Xu Hongdou couldn't help but frown.
"Although I agreed to pretend to be your girlfriend, could you please not use such mushy terms of address? It's giving me goosebumps."
Upon hearing this, Li Haoyu readily agreed, saying, "Hmm? Then it's fine if you don't call me husband. Or you can call me good brother, I don't really mind."
Xu Hongdou's brows furrowed even more as she listened.
Seeing this, Li Haoyu laughed even harder. "Isn't this normal? Haven't you seen all the couples around us showing affection? Aren't they all more exaggerated than this?"
"What sweetheart, darling, husband... those are much more exaggerated than this."
Xu Hongdou said, "I really can't bring myself to say that."
Li Haoyu thought for a moment and said, "How about this, you call me Haoyu, and I'll call you Doudou, is that alright?"
Xu Hongdou felt a little cheesy after hearing it.
But it's much better than the previous name.
Xu Hongdou sighed, "Alright then."
"Okay, my DouDou, your husband left in a bit, see you at the party."
Xu Hongdou was speechless.
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