Revolution, Cyber ​​Magical Girl!

Good morning, District 43! I'm your new host and new friend Stan. Yesterday's deadly lottery ended up with a total of 2 winners! What, you're asking about my old buddy? Haha, thanks to that helpful citizen who blew up the robbers, Ruian Technology's stock price plummeted incredibly fast, and my old buddy, of course, also suffered a dramatic fall...

[Morning news report: Due to the drop in stock prices, many new job openings have appeared in District 43 today. What are you waiting for? Grab your incredibly impressive resume and shove it into the backsides of various HR professionals!]

Lu Chaoge turned off the program expressionlessly, and then a virtual screen appeared in front of him with a flash of his left eye.

He didn't know what had happened at Ruian Technology.

But he knew he really needed to make money.

Today, he decided to make money through live streaming.

"My dear master, it's time to start the live stream! Please activate your magnificent transformation!"

"Isn't it a bit too arrogant to just say it's the first episode of Magical Girl? Isn't that risky?" Lu Chaoge was a little worried, but Fu Fu didn't care at all.

"There's absolutely no need to worry about my dear master. There are at least eight or ten thousand people streaming under the guise of magical girls. Who would know that the master behind the screen is a real magical girl?"

Fine.

Lu Chaoge took a deep breath, and then a flash of light appeared in the room, revealing an adorable girl in a Lolita dress with white stockings and pink hair.

Simply transforming into a different state without casting a spell does not require much magic power.

Therefore, he will fight in the form of a magical girl.

No need for beauty filters or makeup, because magical girls are the most perfect creations in the world.

As her clear image appeared on the virtual screen in front of him, Lu Chaoge began his first live stream.

Looking at her own clear, pink-haired, short figure on the screen, Lu Chaoge felt a moment of disorientation, and even more so, a sense of shame.

After a while, Fu Fu's voice came from the side.

"Master, say your lines!"

"Damn it, nobody's here! What am I supposed to say?!"

Lu Chaoge also wanted to interact with the live stream chat, but the live stream was deserted, with not a single person in sight.

"That's it? Okay, Master. I'll go help you drive traffic." As Fu Fu spoke, its mechanical head tilted to the side and it entered the online world.

Hey, what are you using to attract traffic?

Lu Chaoge was a little confused. Traffic costs money, and where would he get the extra money to invest in traffic?

But soon, the first person arrived in the live stream.

This person's ID is called Kamoji D.

Lu Chaoge was about to welcome him when the person sent out a comment.

Emoticon D: "Streamer, I'll fuck your mother!"

That person then left the live stream.

Lu Chaoge frowned, thinking to himself, "What kind of person is this? I didn't provoke him."

However, a second person then joined the live stream, followed by a third, a fourth...

The live stream started getting a huge influx of viewers.

In no time, it broke the 100 mark.

But looking at the barrage of comments criticizing him, Lu Chaoge was dumbfounded. What exactly happened?

Just then, Fu Fu returned and sent Lu Chaoge a message: "Master, hurry, hurry, Fu Fu has secured the data for you!"

"Holy crap, what did you do?! Why is everyone cursing at me???" Lu Chaoge replied in a message.

"Fufu didn't do anything. Fufu just spammed your chat with a few hundred messages in other live streams. Relax, Master. These days, it's better to be criticized than ignored. Traffic is something you have to steal. Okay, Fufu is going to spam your chat in other live streams now! Remember to say your lines."

That's fucking ridiculous!

Lu Chaoge calmed himself down and gave the virtual screen what he thought was a very sweet (but stiff) smile, then began to introduce himself.

"Hello everyone, nice to meet you all! This is Luna Diana." Luna is the stage name Lu Chaoge gave himself; he wouldn't be so foolish as to actually call himself Iris.

Then, he glanced at the appalling barrage of comments and continued reading.

"You can also call me Tina. I'm your sweetest little strawberry," Lu Chaoge said, raising her hands above her head to make a cute heart shape.

"Clang, clang clang!" He felt his face stiffen.

The chat room was quiet for a moment, then it started flooding with messages.

"Clang, clang, I'm going to fuck you!"

"Hey streamer, are you even human? What kind of outdated style is this? Can you stop with the fluff and just show us some talent?!"

Emoticon D: "Streamer, I'll fuck your mother!"

"They showed me this after I switched from another live stream? I feel like throwing up all the nutritional supplements I ate yesterday!"

"Hey streamer, why is that mechanical flying dog next to you shedding fur?"

Lu Chaoge took a deep breath, ignoring the barrage of insults directed at her.

He glanced at the number of viewers in the live stream: 169.

The number of viewers hasn't decreased; Fufu is still attracting traffic and continuing to broadcast.

Magical girl Tina continued speaking with a stiff smile.

"My dream is to become an idol, then tour the whole country and eat my way across the country~~"

"But, Tina, I'm really bad at eating spicy food, I..."

When nearly 500 people had entered the live stream, Fu Fu flew over from the side and sent a message to Lu Chaoge.

"Master, my account got banned for spamming. And stop talking about that, you need to show off your talent!"

"What talent should we perform?" Lu Chaoge glanced at the declining number of viewers in the live stream, which was no longer attracting attention, and couldn't help but feel anxious.

"I don't know, Master. What can you do? I just watched other magical girl livestreams and they all use the Calabash Brothers Water skill. Are you one too?"

Lu Chaoge was startled and asked uncertainly, "What? The Calabash Brothers spraying water? Is it from the top or the bottom?"

"Master, what are you thinking? It's definitely together."

At this moment, the live stream chat was scrolling non-stop, and none of the comments were readable.

"This streamer is boring; he can't even do the most basic water spraying. Everyone, come with me to the next streamer; he can spray water and even fire!"

"Dude, that's no fun. I've got someone following an electric magical girl. She gets electrified whenever I send her gifts. It's so cool."

"Host, you do have a pretty good face, but why are you wearing so much? Don't you know the platform's rules?"

Emoticon D: "Streamer, I'll fuck your mother!"

"Host, is this really your real image? Why can't I get your information?"

Holy crap, box!

But seeing the constantly scrolling offensive vocabulary, which included vulgar language and even started attacking his species' origins, Lu Chaoge finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"I can't stand it anymore!"

In the live stream, the cute pink-haired girl who was sitting seriously in the chair suddenly erupted.

Her short figure leaped up, one foot on the chair and the other on the table, looking down at the virtual screen with undisguised anger on her cute and charming face.

"Fuck your mothers!" the girl roared suddenly, like a dragon's howl.

Immediately afterwards, more aggressive words came out of Lu Chaoge's mouth.

"You bunch of bastards in this livestream, your brains are only the size of embryonic idiots, all you can do is bark like dogs?"

"Ha, you think you're something in the live stream? You bastard, I'm your long-lost brother! Call me daddy!"

"FUCK you son of a bitch, Пошёлты, Éclate ta mère!"

"Shiba, shine, suka bule!"

"Baka, hentai, urusai!!!"

The cute pink-haired girl, with a cigarette dangling from her lips, one foot on the virtual screen and the other holding a large machete, was firing wildly at the live stream viewers in front of the screen.

This live stream is inhuman. Since I can't keep doing it anyway, why should I put up with it?

They insult me, so I'll insult them even more harshly!

Punching the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking the Xihai Kindergarten!

These stirring words are as worthless as the powerful officials of yesteryear!

One man alone, fighting against all the heroes!

After a thoroughly enjoyable verbal battle, Lu Chaoge let out a long sigh of relief, feeling extremely refreshed.

Then, Lu Chaoge sighed.

After this incident, his live-streaming career is probably completely over.

The thought of having to worry about making a living again filled Lu Chaoge with sadness.

But Fu Fu, who was standing nearby, suddenly sent a message, her tone very excited.

"Master, Master, keep going! Hurry up! We're going to be famous!"

Hmm, what happened?

Lu Chaoge rubbed her eyes and looked at the number of people in the live stream.

3000 people!!!

Looking at the comments section again, I found that they were just repeating the same thing over and over.

"Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!"

"Mommy, Mommy!"

"Mommy, step on me! Mommy, step on me! Mommy, keep going!"

Emoticon D: "Mommy fuck me!"

Upon seeing these words, Lu Chaoge was so frightened that she dropped her cigarette.

The pink-clad magical girl staggered back a few steps, staring at the illusory electronic screen and the ever-increasing data traffic.

Holy crap, this world is absolutely insane!