Huayu: Live a carefree life

Chapter 86 It's not that I'm bad at the game, it's that the game design is flawed!

After finishing the oyster omelet, unable to resist Lu Jie's relentless flirting, Chen Duling chose to desert.

She declined the invitation to dinner; she wasn't ready, the pace was too fast, and she couldn't handle it.

Lu Jie didn't push her too hard. He rubbed her thin face a few more times and promised again that he would definitely take her back to the old campus of Xiamen University next time.

As the car approached the old campus of Xiamen University, Chen Duling shook Lu Jie's arm, "Just pull over at the traffic light, I'll walk the rest of the way back."

"What, Dudu, you don't think my car is high-class enough, do you?" Lu Jie teased.

Chen Duling patted his shoulder, "No way! I'm a celebrity at Xiamen University. If people saw me get out of a car with a Beijing license plate, they'd definitely gossip."

Lu Jie, having had his share of scandals, deeply agreed and could see that Dudu had fallen for him, so there was no need to dwell on trivial matters.

However, he couldn't miss out on the benefits he was entitled to. "Okay, Dudu, then you have to kiss me here~" Lu Jie licked his lips mischievously.

Chen Duling's face flushed again, but the longer she delayed at her own doorstep, the more dangerous it would be.

So she simply pressed her lips to Lu Jie's and gave him a deep kiss. Since their tongues had already intertwined, she figured she should take the initiative a little.

Besides, she's smart enough to know that this bad guy can't be appeased with just a few pecks. Instead of being teased and forced to kiss her a few more times, she'd rather take the initiative herself!

Perhaps this is the thought process of a science student? After all, she guessed everything correctly; that's exactly what Lu Jie was thinking, and being predicted prevented him from adding any more pressure.

"Pfft!" Chen Duling deliberately played a trick before pushing Lu Jie away. Of course, she didn't actually spit. Dudu is a lady and wouldn't do such a thing.

"Satisfied now, you brat~"

Lu Jie thought to himself, "You'll find out sooner or later whether your brother smells bad or not." "Satisfied, my fragrant sister~ Remember to finish the Hearthstone beginner quests when you get back."

"Okay, you should hurry up and leave. They take pictures of cars parked on this road." Chen Duling pulled up her scarf, put on her hat, got out of the car, and waved to Lu Jie to leave quickly.

After Lu Jie's car drove up and turned around, she waved goodbye again before walking towards the school gate.

He went straight back to the hotel. Going to the film set every day would disrupt the normal filming schedule, so he might as well go back to the hotel to play games and wait for Xiao Hu and Xiao Tian to get off work.

He noticed that Xiao Tian was being a bit dramatic and still somewhat resentful of Xiao Hu. He knew he had to nip this in the bud as soon as possible; a carefree life shouldn't lead to domestic discord.

How to press it? For a small, flat vegetable like Oda, just fold it up and it'll be obedient.

If folding it once doesn't work, fold it twice; if folding it twice doesn't work, keep folding it until she gives in.

If you're still unwilling to accept it, then it's best to part amicably. It's normal to break up in a relationship if your personalities don't match; there's nothing to be upset about.

Lu Jie never lies to women, so he naturally doesn't want women to be two-faced towards him. He can ignore Wang Churan's extravagant spending in Shanghai.

Because Wang Churan was always well-behaved and obedient to him, and was even willing to study cooking skills for him.

He can accept that girls have little or no contact with each other, but when they are together, they must get along well, even if it's just superficial harmony.

Perhaps this is unfair to Tian Xiwei or other girls, but sometimes the order of appearance is just that unfair. Who told Lu Jie to be the first to choose Hu Lianxin?

Lei Jun's live stream today seemed quite interesting. Why don't I try it myself and start by streaming myself playing games?

Weishi currently does not support live streaming of PC games. This is mainly because live streaming of seafood on PC is also a Tencent asset and is managed by the PCG business group, so the functions are differentiated.

So Lu Jie found the person in charge of seafood in the business group's office group and started a private chat, telling him that he wanted to live stream playing games and asked him for a privilege account.

"Zeon, if you just want to try it out, I'll give you an official account with no bandwidth restrictions. If you plan to stream long-term, I'll have my tech team create a custom account for you and send it to you."

Zeon is the English name Lu Jie uses within Tencent. There's no way around it; Pony Ma (Ma Huateng, Tencent's CEO) has a penchant for this, and all employees above the middle management level and major shareholders have to submit their English names.

So Lu Jie submitted the somewhat awkward word Zeon, because it is a German word derived from the German word Sieg Zeon (Victory of Zeon).

Oh, I'm not in a hurry. Just give me a customized account then.

Okay, Mr. Zeon, I'll send it to you within ten minutes.

Lu Jie used this time to debug the live streaming software. He already had a camera, and he had quite a few video conferences.

After setting up the equipment and logging into the account, what should I stream? There's not much to see with a newbie playing Hearthstone, but he doesn't want to play MOBAs unless it's a sweet duo or trio queue.

He'd found it! He started playing PUBG out of boredom, watched a streamer play it a bit, thought it was interesting, bought it, and left it gathering dust in his game library. He just happened to dig it out today to give it a try.

After confirming with his phone that everything was normal in his live stream, Lu Jie began his career as a game streamer.

In the first game, Lu Jie, full of confidence, jumped into Pochinki like the streamer, but before he could even find a gun, someone knocked it away with a frying pan. No worries, everything is difficult at the beginning.

In the second round, Lu Jie, still confident, jumped into Pochinki again. This time he picked up a UMP, but without body armor, he lost the gunfight. No problem, he'll try again.

In the seventh round, the cautious Lu Jie followed the advice of the commenters and jumped to the villa area in the wilderness, only to be eliminated immediately upon landing—

Round 8 — Round 9 — Round 17 — In every round, I could not escape the fate of being eliminated immediately upon landing.

Because his live stream was automatically pinned to the top, he had a lot of viewers, and now the chat is full of people laughing at him for turning "PUBG" into "PUBG Parachuting".

Lu Jie retorted, unconvinced, "My landing position was bad. I either couldn't get a gun or a bulletproof vest. If I had an AK, or even a shotgun, how could I possibly lose a gunfight?"

Then he emphasized the importance of bulletproof vests, or couldn't find a helmet, couldn't get a medkit, and so on. He gave many reasons but refused to admit that he was incompetent.

However, the live stream was filled with sarcastic remarks about the streamer's toughest point, such as "the streamer is the best at seafood skydiving," creating a cheerful atmosphere.

Lu Jie wasn't annoyed, and kept emphasizing that the game design was flawed, "It's not that I'm bad at the game, it's that there's a problem with the game design!"

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"The streamer is a noob but stubborn. Then show me what game you can play that you're not bad at. I'll switch games twice, and if you win one, I'll admit you're not bad." This comment was the most eye-catching, and then a bunch of people copied and sent it.

"Okay, can I play LOL then?" Lu Jie logged into LOL with ease. "Just so you know, I'm not at max level yet, so I can't play ranked games."

But no one paid attention to his level; instead, they were focused on all the characters he had in the game and all the skins he had after selecting a hero, and they all posted amusing comments like "Rich guy, please take care of me."

Then, without Chen Duling and Zhang Ruonan as his game bodyguards, Lu Jie gave an excellent score of 1/15/4, successfully making his teammates happy with twenty shots.