All the heavens are bound to the palace intrigue system
0003, Put your mother
"Fuck your mother!"
Yu Li kicked one of the gangsters away with all his might, but soon the tough black guy rushed over and punched Yu Li in the face.
Fortunately, Yu Li had been keeping an eye on him and dodged the moment he charged at him, but he was still hit hard in the stomach by another punch.
The blow caused Yu Li's face to contort instantly, but he still endured the pain and quickly retreated.
One advantage of group fights is that if you retreat quickly and don't get caught, it's hard for the other side to catch you because someone will quickly "fill in" for you.
Sure enough, as Yu Li retreated, the two of them soon started fighting around the black guy.
Yu Li clutched his stomach and quickly circled behind the dark-skinned man. Seizing the opportunity, as the man raised his leg to kick, Yu Li darted forward and delivered a powerful kick to his groin before turning and running away.
"Ouch!" The black guy never expected someone to kick him in the groin from behind. He screamed in pain, jumped three feet high with his legs clamped together, and was quickly knocked to the ground by the attackers.
"Let's go!" Yu Li, who had just been beaten up by the black guy, was in high spirits after getting his revenge. His eyes quickly scanned the battlefield and soon locked onto a spot.
At this point, only about twenty gangsters remained standing, divided into three groups. Besides the group led by the black guy, there was another group fighting seven against six, and another group fighting three against two.
Yu Li watched for a few more seconds this time, and he quickly noticed the seven-on-six situation. Among the fewer people, there was a tall, thin guy who was very good at fighting. Judging from his agility, he had obviously trained.
As the saying goes, "a fall into a pit, a gain in your wit," this time he decisively joined the tall, thin guy's side.
"Fuck your mother!" he roared as he sprinted forward, taking a running start and delivering a flying kick that sent one of them flying. Then, while the other two were fighting, he "bravely" rushed in to help his companion punch and kick the enemy, causing the enemy to scream in pain and curse incessantly.
"You bastard, who are you on? You were just helping me beat up someone else!" the beaten man roared.
"Fuck your mother!" Yu Li glared angrily and punched him in the mouth.
You have many murals.
Originally, with Yu Li joining the fray, the situation on this side was about to become clear. However, on the other side, the three-on-two battle ended in a decisive victory, and the three winners immediately joined Yu Li's opposing side. This immediately reversed the situation, and it was Yu Li's side that suffered the loss.
Now it's a test of real skill. Yu Li's brute strength alone is simply not enough. He was beaten so badly that his nose was bleeding profusely and he fell to the ground.
However, Yu Li did not fall to the ground because he was unable to fight back. He took advantage of the situation and deliberately fell to the ground, even rolling several meters away in an exaggerated manner.
As he stood up, Yu Li noticed another battle. The black guy's side had gained the upper hand, and with five against two, the outcome was about to be decided.
Meanwhile, the tall, thin man's side was already showing signs of defeat, and his downfall was only a matter of time.
If things continue to develop this way, and the two sides that ultimately win are both adversaries in terms of reason, then the situation is absolutely hopeless for him. Because at this point, neither side will let him go, and they will definitely eliminate this troublemaker as soon as possible.
Looking at Tony and the others standing by watching the show, they still showed no intention of stopping it.
"Damn it, this is terrible!" Yu Li cried out, suddenly rushing towards the black guy. Taking advantage of the black guy's inattention, he jumped up and gave the black guy a hard shove!
Snapped!
The slap made the black guy see stars and he was completely stunned.
"Hah—Pah!" Yu Li spat a mouthful of bloody phlegm onto the dark-skinned man's face, his eyes wide with rage, and with a deep breath, he let out a deafening roar: "Fuck your mother!"
Then he turned and ran!
"You bastard, I'll kill you!"
The black guy, realizing what was happening, turned completely purple, looking like a purple sweet potato that had come to life. He roared and, ignoring the mess his brothers were making, charged at Yu Li, the culprit who had insulted him.
Yu Li deliberately slowed his pace, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the dark-skinned guy getting closer. He shouted excitedly, "Brothers, hold on! My brother Hei is here to help us! Let's fight! Go get your mothers!"
He roared as he joined the battle, fighting alongside the tall, thin man.
"Good brother!" The tall, thin man, whose face had been beaten black and blue, was overjoyed. He managed to shield Yu Li from a few more blows, unleashing his potential once more. "Brothers, the reinforcements are here! Hold on!"
The black guy rushed over only to find himself in another battle. The other side had clearly been fooled, actually taking him for Yu Li's "Black Brother." Soon, the two of them surrounded him and started fighting.
The dark-skinned man was both shocked and furious. While fighting back, he shouted an explanation: "I didn't come here... I came to find your mother!"
He didn't know Yu Li's name, but he was deeply impressed by Yu Li's repeated "Puni Amu," so he could only refer to him by that name.
"I'll pounce on your mother!" But his opponent was furious, thinking the black guy was cursing him. You hit me, fine, but you want to pounce on my mother too? What did my mother do to deserve this, being pounced on like this?
So he and his brother fought even more frantically with the black guy.
As the fight progressed, both sides became truly enraged.
A short while later, the battle on the other side ended, and the black guy's two remaining brothers joined the fray.
In the end, the opposing side was completely defeated by the team of the tall, thin guy and the black guy!
Yu Li also put in a lot of effort at the last moment. The tall, thin man charged forward while Yu Li picked up the pieces on the side. The two worked together perfectly.
After all the enemies fell to the ground, the tall, thin man's side had four people left, the dark-skinned man's side had three people left, and with Yu Li, there were only eight people still standing.
Because they had fought side by side, the two stopped fighting and looked at each other, panting and too exhausted to speak.
"You..." The black man finally managed to speak, glaring at Yu Li, pointing at him as he was about to speak.
Suddenly, Yu Li let out a loud shout, raised his arms, and yelled, "Long live friendship!"
"Long live friendship!" The victorious people were still in a state of excitement, and Yu Li's encouragement made almost everyone respond by raising their arms and shouting.
"Long live the Vietnamese gang!" Yu Li shouted again, raising his arms in a frenzy.
"Long live the Vietnamese gang!" Everyone except the strange-looking black guy shouted along.
"Pfft to your mother!" Yu Li shouted until his voice was hoarse.
"Fuck your mother!" Everyone roared in unison, and this time even the black guy couldn't help but shout along.
After shouting, everyone looked at each other, wondering who had started it, and suddenly they all burst into laughter.
Once he started laughing, he almost couldn't stop.
Their post-battle venting was interrupted by applause from the other side.
Tony walked over, clapping.
His gaze swept over the remaining eight people, finally settling on Yu Li's face, where he revealed a half-smile.
As the saying goes, the onlooker sees most of the game, and Tony and the others witnessed Yu Li's outrageous actions throughout. Tony and Ah Hu both gave him rather strange looks.
This person is truly despicable and shameless...
"Very good, the eight of you will be part of our Vietnamese gang from now on!" Tony said with a half-smile.
This was also the first thing he said when we met.
Then he pointed at Yu Li: "I'll remember you, you son of a bitch, keep up the good work!"
As he finished speaking, Yu Li's expression relaxed, and the system's voice sounded in his mind at the right time.
"Ding! Congratulations to Noble Lady Yu for successfully leaving your nameplate and entering the Vietnamese King's harem. You have been promoted to the rank of 'Daying' and given the title 'Pu'. You have also successfully left a deep impression on Consort Tuo, exceeding the target for the first main quest."
"Pfft!" Yu Li couldn't hold back and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Promotion accepted?
And they even banned the account "Pu"?
Will you agree?
I'll pounce on your mother!
Also, what the hell is this "Consort Tuo"?
Consort Tony?
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