All the heavens are bound to the palace intrigue system
0027, Performance Art
The title of "Double Flower Red Stick" is never bestowed by others, but earned through one's own fists and swords.
Even when facing a powerhouse like Yu Li, Da Pao still showed tenacious resistance. Despite being at a disadvantage, he tried his best to defend his vital points, dealing with Yu Li's relentless attacks while preparing a counterattack.
He quickly got his chance. When Yu Li's offensive finally ran out of steam, Da Pao seized an opening, roared and rolled forward, slashing his machete fiercely at Yu Li's legs.
Exclamations erupted from the sidelines, as the cannon's counterattack came without warning and was extremely fast.
Indeed, Yu Li reacted immediately, but was still grazed by the blade, and his left calf was cut open!
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Da Pao quickly got up, but instead of launching an attack, he immediately created distance. When he looked at Yu Li again, his eyes were filled with seriousness and apprehension.
At this moment, the entire bar was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The only sounds were the footsteps of Yu Li and Da Pao moving around and their heavy breathing. The onlookers watched the fierce battle unfold without blinking.
Zha Ge and the others had already sat up straight without anyone noticing. No one expected Yu Li to be so good at fighting, which was completely contrary to their previous expectations!
He actually managed to hold his own against the cannon, and even gained the upper hand!
At this moment, the Vietnamese gang members all showed anticipation or excitement, while the Chaozhou gang members, especially Brother Shan, had faces as black as the bottom of a pot.
when!
After testing each other a few times, the two clashed again.
Swords and clubs flashed and flew, and in just over ten seconds, the two sides had exchanged more than a dozen blows, with the speed increasing rapidly.
Ultimately, Yu Li had a slight advantage in strength. With each clash of the knife and stick, Da Pao's hand was numb from the impact, and eventually it cracked open, oozing blood, making it almost impossible for him to hold the knife handle.
Take advantage of his illness to kill him!
Seeing that the cannon was still thinking of moving around to buy time, how could Yu Li agree to that?
His eyes flashed with murderous intent, and with a loud shout, he swung his stick again in a fierce attack!
when!
when!
when!
Yu Li's attacks were powerful and heavy, while the cannon's defenses became increasingly ineffective.
His arm, which was holding the knife, was sore and painful, and he could barely feel it anymore!
He did try to find a way, attempting to launch a sneak attack and counterattack several times, but Yu Li, whose fighting skills were highly developed, was superior to him in both technique and tactics, giving him no chance at all and turning all his hopes into mere luck.
Clang!
At one point, Dapao could no longer hold the knife, and Yu Li knocked the knife out of his hand.
But Yu Li didn't stop at all. He kept changing his position and his attacks became more intense. He swung the steel pipe in his hand like lightning, constantly hitting Da Pao's arm and body!
There are many techniques for disarming an opponent unarmed in combat, but these techniques are usually used against weaker opponents. Once the two sides are evenly matched, the so-called disarming technique becomes a joke. The unarmed cannot defeat the armed; the saying "an inch longer, an inch stronger" is an unshakeable truth.
Moreover, reason itself is superior to artillery.
clap clap clap...
The steel pipe kept lashing at the cannon. The cannon tried desperately to retreat and dodge, but to no avail. The cannon was in the right and wouldn't let up, relentlessly pursuing the cannon like a leech.
boom!
At one point, Yu Li finally seized the opportunity and slapped the cannon hard on the head with a stick.
This was like a signal; the cannon was stunned by the blow, and its reaction and speed were immediately slowed down.
Yu Li's offensive showed no signs of abating. He seized several more opportunities and struck the cannon hard on the head a few more times.
"Aaaaah!" The cannon, its face covered in blood, went berserk. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it covered its head with one hand. Ignoring Yu Li's attacks, it charged at Yu Li!
He wanted to get close and use his last strength to engage in hand-to-hand combat with the hairdresser!
This was his final counterattack!
But how could Yu Li give him this opportunity?
He quickly dodged and retreated, preventing the cannon from getting close to him.
Suddenly, he swayed his body, using a feint to fool the slow-reacting Dapao, and then slid behind him, striking him hard on the back of the head with a stick.
boom!
With a muffled thud, Dapao shuddered and froze on the spot.
But Yu Li's actions did not stop!
He turned around quickly, and with lightning speed, squatted down and pulled down Dapao's pants!
Then he grabbed the back of the cannon's neck with his left hand and pressed it down, while stretching the steel pipe in his right hand backward, a movement reminiscent of Runtu about to stab a badger.
Everyone present stared wide-eyed at Yu Li's action!
What is this going to do?
It can't be...
Then they saw a scene they would never forget, which proved that they were absolutely right!
puff!
The steel pipe was driven deep inside!
Everyone present instinctively clenched their buttocks at the same time.
"Agh..." The cannon let out an inhuman scream and collapsed heavily to the ground!
A vertical steel pipe seemed to grow out of his buttocks, like a crooked tree.
"what……"
Dapao clutched his backside and howled in pain. This usually loud and boisterous man was now contorted in pain, his face contorted with tears streaming down his face.
Everyone in the bar stared wide-eyed, their expressions almost identical.
"Holy crap!"
"hiss……"
"Use the shovel..."
In a split second, a wave of sound erupted, and an uproar ensued!
"Damn it, get him! Kill him!" Brother Shan slammed his fist on the table and stood up abruptly, his face flushed red, spitting as he pointed at Yu Li and roared.
He was furious!
The previous exposure of his beef offal dish had already made him lose face!
Just now, the Chaozhou Gang's Double Flower Red Stick Cannon was blown up by the same person right in front of him!
How could he possibly tolerate this?
If this gets out, how will Brother Shan ever have the face to stay in the underworld again? How will he explain himself to his uncles and bosses in the Chaozhou gang?
"Kill him!"
"Go!"
The Teochew people were also extremely angry. Their idol had been blown up on the spot. This wasn't just blowing up a cannon's backside; it was blowing up their faces!
Immediately, more than a dozen figures rushed towards Yu Li at the same time.
Although Yu Li was soaked in sweat and exhausted, he still managed to kick out and send the person in front of him flying!
Then he stepped forward and punched another person hard in the face, yelled and knocked him over, and then whipped the third person so hard that he spun and landed on the ground.
Before he could continue his charge, a loud bang was heard, followed by a furious shout: "Stop! All of you!"
It was Tony. He smashed a bottle of liquor on the ground and then stopped the fight.
Taking advantage of the Chaozhou men's hesitation, Yu Li quickly withdrew from the battle, picked up the machete from Da Pao earlier, and, with a wary look in his eyes, slowly retreated into the Vietnamese gang's camp.
The cannons in the arena were still screaming in agony, but the sound was getting fainter and fainter.
"I want him dead!" Shan Ge roared angrily at Tony.
"Are you going to break the rules?" Tony's expression darkened. "Are you planning to break our bet? Shan, this is putting me in a difficult position..."
Brother Shan was trembling with rage. He pointed at Yu Li and gritted his teeth, saying, "The second time! The second time! This bastard is a complete psychopath! He could kill people, but why insult people like this?"
The expressions on the faces of the Vietnamese group members were somewhat complicated and tense.
Even though Yu Li was one of their own, they still thought he was too abnormal!
The previous beef offal incident was one thing, but that guy messed with your girlfriend first, so you slept with him as revenge. Although it was perverted, it was understandable.
But now, you and the cannon have no grudge against each other; it's just a life-or-death arena, each fighting for their own lives. Killing someone is just a matter of a head falling to the ground, so why did you still blow him up on the spot?
Do you have this kind of fetish?
Or does doing this make you feel good?
That's so cruel and perverted!
Tony coughed lightly and said, "Puzi, why are you doing this?"
He was also curious: what was this kid so obsessed with?
Yu Li paused for a moment, then said, "This is my respect for the enemy."
"You have no respect for your mother!" Brother Shan couldn't help but curse.
Yu Li stared intently at Da Shan: "Brother Shan, I have always respected you."
Shan Ge froze, then suddenly felt a chill on his buttocks.
cough cough...
The scene was filled with coughing, some from fear, others from trying to suppress laughter.
Tony said with a strange expression, "Brother Shan, you heard it too. My brother has his own personality. The fact that he spared Da Pao's life shows him a lot of respect for you."
"I don't need his respect!" Da Shan roared.
"Hahaha..." Brother Zha suddenly burst into laughter.
He slapped his thigh and laughed wildly, laughing so hard that tears were almost streaming down his face.
"What are you laughing at? Is it that funny?" Da Shan was even more annoyed.
Zha Ge put his arm around Da Shan's shoulder, laughing as he said, "Hey, our cooperation is done! Isn't that something to be happy about? Forget about these little things! From now on, we'll cooperate and make a fortune together! Hey, tons of money are beckoning to us, Shan Ge, do you hate money?"
Tony picked up a bottle of wine and handed it to Dashan, smiling broadly. "Enough talk, come on, let's have a drink! From now on, we're family. Family doesn't need formalities!"
Da Shan gritted his teeth and stared at Tony for a long time, then turned around and glared resentfully at Yu Li before taking the bottle and tilting his head back to gulp down the wine.
"That's more like it!" Brother Zha laughed. "Hey, aren't you going to take Brother Pao to the hospital? Damn it, if Brother Pao can't poop in the future, it'll all be your fault! Haha!"
boom!
Just then, the door was kicked open and a group of police officers rushed in.
"Brother Shan, they're trying to break in, we can't stop them!" one of the henchmen said urgently to Da Shan as he stumbled over.
The police officer leading the group was Ma Jun. Ma Jun's gaze quickly swept across the entire scene, finally landing on Da Pao, who had a steel pipe stuck in his buttocks, and his expression immediately froze.
The other police officers were the same, as if they had forgotten what they came to do.
"Officer, we're closed today, what are you doing barging in like this?" Da Shan, still furious, glared at him as if he wanted to devour him. "Do you have a search warrant? If not, I'll definitely charge you with trespassing!"
"We received a report that there was... an armed fight here." Ma Jun glanced at Yu Li with a strange expression.
He originally came up with the excuse of illegal transactions, which is why he broke in. But now he has a better excuse.
At the same time, Ma Jun breathed a sigh of relief. He had originally come in at the risk of being punished, but now... with the evidence right in front of him, the punishment could be waived.
"Xiao Ye, take photos as evidence!" Ma Jun immediately began giving instructions. "Everyone, stay where you are! Who did this? Step forward!"
No one spoke.
"Not going to talk? Then we'll take you all to the police station and question you one by one!" Ma Jun sneered.
"What are you asking? What the hell are you asking!" Hua Sheng scoffed, lazily walking out and standing in front of Ma Jun.
"Officer, we're doing performance art. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense! This guy, Brother Pao, is our artist. He's performing for us, ennn... performing an art called 'Backdoor Pole'..."
laugh……
puff...
The sound of a tire puncturing could be heard everywhere at the scene.
Even Ma Jun almost lost his composure.
Only Da Shan took another sip of wine, looking dejected.
"Is that so?" Ma Jun feigned seriousness, looking at Dapao. "Dapao, tell me yourself, who injured you?"
The cannon had stopped howling and, with a look of grief and indignation, gritted its teeth and said, "No one hurt me, I did it myself!"
Gangsters leave things to the gangsters; they never call the police.
"Really? Why would you stick a steel pipe in your butt?" Ma Jun asked with a strange expression, glancing at Yu Li with a nonchalant look.
Yu Li, on the other hand, appeared expressionless, but was actually extremely embarrassed inside.
Damn it, I guess I'll never be able to shake off the label of "pervert" from now on.
"Performance art!" Cannon gritted his teeth, his expression filled with humiliation.
Seeing a policewoman taking pictures of him incessantly, Da Pao couldn't help but roar, "Stop taking pictures, you son of a bitch! Get lost!"
"They say it's art, so why shouldn't artists allow others to take pictures?" Ma Jun sneered. "Besides, since we received a report, we must record the details clearly. Xiao Ye!"
"arrive!"
"Record: This alarm was a false alarm. In reality, artist Chen Dapao was performing something called... what was it called again?"
"It's a back door scam, Officer Ma," the policewoman said, suppressing a laugh.
"Right, right, it's a performance art called 'Back Door Pinch'," Ma Jun said with a sudden realization, his voice serious. "The art narrator is Mr. Chen Huasheng. Oh, right..."
Ma Jun pointed at the cannon, which was filled with grief and indignation, and said to Da Shan with a half-smile, "Even artists shouldn't risk their lives like this. I suggest you get him to the hospital as soon as possible. What do you say, Brother Shan?"
"You don't need to worry about it!" Da Shan said through gritted teeth.
"Tch, they don't appreciate kindness." Ma Jun curled his lip. "Alright, since it was a misunderstanding, let's call it a day!"
"Yes, sir!"
The police arrived quickly and left just as fast. Da Shan managed to calm himself down and instructed his men to take Da Pao to the hospital.
But Dapao was lying prone and dared not move at all, as any movement would cause him excruciating pain, so he could only wait for the ambulance stretcher to arrive.
"Now that the cooperation is settled, we'll be leaving." Brother Zha stood up and said, "Brother Shan has other matters to attend to, so we won't disturb you any longer!"
Brother Shan took a deep breath, walked up to Yu Li, pointed at Yu Li's chest, and said, word by word, "You little punk, right? I'll remember you."
Yu Li said sincerely, "Brother Shan, I really respect you."
Brother Shan grinned, but his eyes were devoid of warmth: "We'll see!"
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