I'm the King of Curry at Hogwarts

Chapter 156 The Blessing of Having Multiple Women (Louis)

It should be said that for Louis, it would be difficult for ordinary situations to have any visual impact on him.

But things are different now, now it's just too...

Imagine this: the stunning Catherine in a black dress and black stockings, and the ethereal Ye Ziyan in a white cheongsam and white stockings. The contrast creates a striking visual impact, which would certainly have a significant psychological impact on Louis.

He asked a really silly question.

"Shall we eat something first?"

Catherine chuckled, patted Ye Ziyan in her arms, and said with a smile, "See, Aunt Liv, Mr. Deer actually wants to eat first..."

"Could you... please let me go first? It's really uncomfortable..." Ye Ziyan didn't answer her question, but instead made her own request.

Catherine looked down and saw that the rope binding Ye Ziyan had left deep red marks because it had been tied too tightly.

She quickly loosened the bindings. Ye Ziyan was still recovering from the shock. After a long while, she began to rub her wrists and ankles with a frown.

"I'm sorry, Aunt Liv." Catherine also began to rub the marks on her body.

"It's alright, it's just that my body has always been very weak." Ye Ziyan sighed. Ever since Louis drained her body, it has been like a porcelain doll, fragile and easily broken.

"What are you standing there for? Come and help Aunt Liv rub it!" Catherine looked at her with exasperation.

"Oh." Louis then came over blankly and took Ye Ziyan's hands to start kneading them.

Ye Ziyan let him knead her for a while, and finally made up her mind and said, "Kathy."

"Um?"

"From now on... don't call me Auntie, just call me Liv."

"Huh? This... isn't quite appropriate..." Catherine said somewhat awkwardly.

"Since you don't mind, what else can I say?" Ye Ziyan sighed softly. "I know my physical condition; leaving Louis is unlikely, so... I can only ask you to make do..."

"How did you know I was wronged?" Catherine's voice held a hint of wicked charm. "Actually, it's not just about you and Little Deer; I also really like Aunt Liv..."

As she spoke, her delicate hands had already climbed onto Ye Ziyan's slender waist.

"Ah..." Ye Ziyan was shocked. She had never seen anything like this before, having been conservative since childhood. In the past, she had only joked around with Ziyu and Solanlian, but judging from Catherine's attitude, this little girl was probably serious.

"Little Moon, you..." Louis was also shocked. What was wrong with Catherine...?

"If you don't like watching it, then forget it." Catherine withdrew her hand, appearing indifferent.

In reality, she just wanted to add a bit of spice.

Ye Ziyan breathed a sigh of relief, but deep down she felt a sense of loss.

Louis rolled onto the bed, his left arm around Ye Ziyan and his right arm around Catherine, and said with a smile, "You two are both my wings..."

Catherine suddenly asked, "Does this feel a bit like the 'White Album' you mentioned?"

"Oh, no, that's not it. That's the dilemma of having to choose between two options." Louis chuckled. "Only children make choices. I want them all."

But he forgot that without Catherine's approval and assistance, he wanted it all.

Keep dreaming...

The only reason Catherine was able to accept Ye Ziyan was because Louis truly owed her too much.

The smug Louis had already reached his hand onto Ye Ziyan's thigh and was playing with the edge of her over-the-knee socks.

Louis was still wondering to himself who his senior had learned all these new tricks from...

Solanlian, who was spending the holiday at her parents' house, sneezed several times. She rubbed her nose, did some calculations, and a meaningful smile appeared in her eyes.

At this moment, Ye Ziyan buried her head, like an ostrich, pretending not to hear what the two of them were saying.

"Here's the problem." As the saying goes, after the act of "doing that," one thinks of food and warmth; Louis started pondering what to eat for dinner: "What should we eat tonight?"

As the saying goes, "I examine myself three times a day," and Louis can be considered a model player.

"All you ever think about is eating!" Catherine kicked his shin weakly.

"Eating is humanity's noblest pursuit, what do you know?" Louis pinched her. "I'll go ask Aslo and the others to cook something. What do you want to eat?"

"Why don't you ask Aunt Liv first?" Catherine said, her little hand mischievously reaching for Ye Ziyan's waist.

Ye Ziyan felt ticklish and quickly grabbed Catherine's hand, making it impossible for her to continue pretending to be asleep. "I can eat anything."

"Why don't you let Mr. Deer make you some breakfast?" Catherine said with a mischievous smile.

Ye Ziyan didn't get the joke. She actually thought about it for a moment and replied, "Well... isn't it evening now? Why would we need to eat breakfast...?"

Catherine couldn't help but laugh so hard she almost fell over. Louis laughed along with her, then whispered in Ye Ziyan's ear what Catherine meant.

……

the next day.

Ye Ziyan's mindset has changed really quickly. Now she is no longer afraid of any teasing from the two of them, and can even fight back.

Sitting at the dining table in the living room, the two of them weren't behaving themselves either. Ye Ziyan was dressed in a white Hanfu today, and while watching Catherine silently drinking her milk, she stretched out her little foot and kicked Louis.

Louis looked up at her in confusion, only to find that she was gesturing for him to look at Catherine.

Catherine didn't understand what was going on either. She looked up in confusion and saw the two men's teasing gazes.

Catherine coughed instinctively, which triggered a chain reaction, and Ye Ziyan also started coughing.

Then the two women realized they were eating, and simultaneously looked up at Louis with a resentful glance.

Louis shrugged and continued eating.

The standard breakfast at Hogwarts isn't bad, but it's not exactly delicious either.

As long as we can fill our stomachs, why worry about so much?

To be fair, the mana replenishment was quite effective. Ye Ziyan's mana was almost fully restored overnight. Adhering to the principle of keeping a low profile, she didn't tell anyone.

What if the special treatment is lost after I tell them?

Since the Lockhart siblings weren't at school—apparently they were at Flourish and Blotts doing some book signing—Louis had no way to bother them.

The scene was quite lively; at least as long as Lockhart's persona hasn't collapsed, he's still very popular.

However, if we categorize him by his fan base, he is probably an idol for middle-aged and elderly women.

He wrote to Sollian to ask about how to add light pollution effects to a game similar to Wizard's Chess, and Sollian told him that Sirius Black of Azkaban was particularly good at it.

This is a real problem for Louis. Does he have to bring Sirius out ahead of schedule?

Given his relationship with Harry and his brothers, his godfather probably wouldn't refuse to do him a small favor.

This kind of talent, who is the only one in Tongliao who has attained enlightenment in Longchang, must be carefully won over. Sirius Black is not short of money, so the only way to win him over is through affection.

Hopefully, Harry has enough influence.

Louis put the letter into his pocket as he walked toward Gryffindor.

Poor Ron was currently holed up in the Gryffindor common room reading with Hermione.

Yes, you read that right. Ron was reading and studying, while Harry, grinning broadly, was playing wizard chess with Percy. Ron looked over at Harry pitifully, but didn't dare to go over.

It was so tragic that even Louis couldn't bear to watch.

How did Hermione manage to do that? We still don't know what exactly happened in the Gryffindor common room that day.

"Whose mule is this, so docile?" Louis walked over and sat down on the sofa, teasing Ron.

Ron's mouth moved, but he didn't say anything or refute Louis's words. He just pouted and continued to copy something in silence.

Hermione looked up and gave Louise a sharp, piercing look.

George's voice rang out from the side: "Our little Ronnie..."

"They've been completely tamed," Fred immediately replied, and the two of them sat down on either side of Louis.

They stared intently at Ron and Hermione, their expressions dripping with gossip. After more than a decade together, how could the older brothers not know their younger brother's personality? They were quite surprised that Ron had been completely tamed by Hermione.

After all, it's easier to change mountains and rivers than to change one's nature; what you can't change, you'll still eat.

However, if studying hard were enough to make Angelina Jolie his girlfriend... well, it wouldn't be impossible for them. But if they were to give up their pranks, well, even Vivien Leigh wouldn't be able to get them to do it.

What's more fun than playing pranks on women?

Poor Ron, completely manipulated by Hermione.jpg

"I think you need to resist, Ron," Louis said, never one to miss an opportunity for drama. "It's all because of Hermione's controlling nature... You need to learn to resist, resist any violence she inflicts on you, understand?"

Actually, Louis wasn't entirely making things up. In his past life, one of his good friends was like that. After getting married, whenever he turned on the computer at home to play games, his wife would give him a good scolding—even though he worked a pretty tiring job and earned quite a bit of money.

Later, the guys analyzed it together and concluded that it was because his wife was too controlling, which is actually a very distorted mentality. Why did she especially dislike him playing games? It can only be said that he was too happy when playing games, to the point that his wife instinctively realized that his emotions were out of her control during this time, so she forbade him from playing games.

To put it bluntly, it's just a disguised form.

That wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that from then on, his friends gave him a nickname: Squirtle.

The gist of it is that it's a sarcastic remark about this guy being a slut.

Ron looked up at Louis's back, then immediately lowered his head and muttered, "I really enjoy studying, stop talking, Louis."

That's what he said, but everyone could see the "happiness" on Ron's face.

"If you're being coerced, blink twice, Ron." Louis was ecstatic; you guys can't even imagine the kind of happiness that comes from building your buddy's pain.

Ron didn't say anything, just kept writing with his head down, looking very happy.jpg.

"Alright, Ronald, it's time to play. I didn't say you had to study all the time." Hermione, sitting next to Ron, nudged him, clearly provoked by Louis's words.

She was also a person who cared a lot about her image, and she couldn't help but feel embarrassed by Louis's sarcasm.

As soon as Hermione finished speaking, Ron dashed away like a gust of wind, his speed like that of a wild dog that had broken free of its reins.

Okay, now everyone knows that he was forced to study just now.

Hermione hugged Crookshank in distress, looking quite upset.

"Alright, Hermione, stop worrying about it," Louise comforted her. "You should try to change yourself... well, you know, sometimes you're a little too controlling."

"I didn't!" Hermione growled instinctively.

But you could tell from his voice that he was extremely guilty.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone in the Gryffindor common room, Hermione finally lowered her head and admitted her problem: "Well, I have..."

She looked completely listless, even her curly hair seemed to have lost its fluffiness.

"Don't do that again. Try to see things from other people's perspectives. Actually, Ron is quite... well, quite studious."

After Louis finished speaking, he exchanged a glance with the twins and burst into thunderous laughter.

Look at Louis, he's a master at lying through his teeth.

"Even little Ronnie himself doesn't believe that... hahaha." George laughed so hard he almost cried.

After laughing for a while, just before Ron was about to explode, Louis finally asked the purpose of his visit: "Hey, by the way, Ron, where's your mouse? I remember you two were inseparable, weren't you?"

Ron didn't even look up, his eyes fixed on the wizard chess set in front of Harry and Percy, looking as if he couldn't wait to take one of them and replace it: "It's sleeping in my bedroom. You don't know, it's so old. Lately, it's just been eating and sleeping all the time, it has no energy at all. Even Crookshanks doesn't really like playing with it anymore."

Indeed, even Tom and Jerry have recently lost interest in Scabbers. Every time they see the two clowns, Scabbers flips up and pretends to be dead. No matter how many pranks you play on him, he will simply refuse to cooperate.

After a while, Tom and Jerry stopped playing with him, and even Crookshanks lost interest in him.

This is also a good thing for him. To be fair, Banban is not young anymore. After all, he is not like Tom and the other two young people... young cat and mouse.

"Really?" Louis glanced in the direction of the dormitory, wondering if he should give Moonberry Juice a bonus of a trip to Egypt, and let the Weasleys go on a trip?

That seems like a good idea...

However, all plans will have to wait until the venomous snakes in the bathroom are dealt with before they can be put into action.

My dear Lockhart siblings, when are you two coming back?

(End of this chapter)