I'm the King of Curry at Hogwarts

Chapter 198 When Napoleon learned that Germany had quickly reached France…

Louise did not feel at all that her actions were breaking up a couple, after all, Napoleon and Anne were only at the stage of slightly liking each other and had not yet taken any action.

Just like what Tang Sanzang said in A Chinese Odyssey, Wukong eating me was just a plan, and destroying this plan doesn't count as breaking up a loving couple.

There's a saying that goes, "It's better to tear down ten temples than to break up one marriage." If the Louise Church is going to be demolished, then marriages should be destroyed as well. This is somewhat reminiscent of the exploitative practices of Zhou Bapi.

It's not too outrageous, considering that the two are not too far apart in social class.

Following the Floo Powder back to Hogwarts, Napoleon exclaimed in amazement at this mode of transportation and even begged Louis to try it a few more times.

Even the Emperor of France couldn't resist this novelty—or rather, the Emperor of France.

Magic has always been a mysterious and wondrous thing for ordinary people.

Upon returning to her office and seeing Napoleon, Vitali immediately stood up.

"He...he...he..." Vitalie stammered, "He...she...how can they look so alike..."

“It’s not just a resemblance,” Catherine said, sitting at the table flipping through a book without looking up. “He is Napoleon himself.”

Vitalie gasped upon hearing this, paused for a moment, and then immediately gave a ladylike curtsy.

"His Majesty……"

As a Frenchman, how could I not be excited to see my spiritual symbol?

The fact that Vitali didn't faint on the spot shows how strong her mental fortitude is.

However, it's impossible for me to faint; I'll never faint in my entire life.

She spoke fluent French, and Napoleon nodded, asking with an air of sophistication, "Hello, noble lady, are you also French?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, I come from the House of Heliex. My mother is a descendant of your Marshal Rana," Vitalie replied very quickly, revealing exactly where her mother came from, her honesty rivaling that of Hagrid.

"The Duke of Montebello..." Napoleon's expression instantly turned to reminiscence, followed by a deep sadness that filled his face. After a long silence, he sighed, "When I discovered Lannes, he was a brave knight; and when I lost him, he was an irreplaceable asset... We were not only superior and subordinate, but also very good friends. It's a pity..."

"Just as earthenware pots are always broken around wells, generals are also destined to die on the battlefield," Louis patted Napoleon's arm in consolation.

Napoleon forced a smile and praised Louis, saying, "Louis, what you say is always so philosophical."

"You also have a keen eye for observation," Louis replied with a smile, but it sounded more like he was praising himself.

Napoleon and Vitali chatted for a long time, drinking tea and reminiscing about the past of France. Louis didn't participate; he sat to the side, browsing the mission panel.

Several new tasks have been refreshed on the panel, waiting for him to complete them.

*Aluneth, Staff of the Guardian (A)

As the chosen successor of the world's White Wizard, it would be rather unreasonable not to have a staff that suits him and symbolizes authority.

Aluneth was once an arcane entity from another world. She was imbued with ancient magic by Aegwynn, the guardian of Azeroth, and became a staff symbolizing her authority. Please pass Aluneth's trial and gain the staff's approval.

Quest Rewards: Aluneth, Guardian's Staff *1; Arcane Skill Tree; Skill Points *1

*The City of Sin: Yhorm the Giant (A)

The shattered world needs your help to traverse the dungeons of Irithyll and defeat Yhorm, the giant of the sinful capital, to retrieve his ashes.

Quest Rewards: Rune: Ist; Miracle: Lightning Weapon; Skill Point *1

*The pinnacle of the academy (B)

A threat lurks within the magic academy of Reyalucaria, corrupting and disturbing the mind of the Full Moon Queen.

Eliminate the threat from the magic academy Reyalukaria and defeat "Queen of the Full Moon" Renara.

Quest Rewards: Rune: Fal; Full Moon Queen's Great Rune; Full Moon Queen's Remembrance*1, Skill Points*2

*Red Dragon Legion (SS)

Nekrus, chieftain of the Dragonmaw clan and a warlock, used the Demon Soul to control and enslave the Red Dragon Queen Alexstrasza, thereby gaining control over her offspring. Nekrus used these children to build a secret army within the abandoned Wildhammer fortress of Grim Batol. He planned to use his forces and the powerful Red Dragonflight to wage a new war against the Alliance, reuniting the scattered orcish tribes and continuing their conquest of Azeroth.

Raid Grim Batol, defeat Nekrus and reclaim the Demon Soul, and rescue the Red Dragon Queen Alexstrasza.

Quest Rewards: Rune: Lo; Essence of the Red Dragonflight *20; Skill Points *5; Friendship with the Red Dragonflight increased to Exalted; Azeroth Affinity to the Underworld progress 5%

*Blue Dragon Legion (SSS)

Malygos, the Blue Dragon Aspect, has gone mad due to a conflict ten thousand years ago. This deranged madman is gradually descending into complete insanity, and his existence threatens the safety of the entire world of Azeroth.

Conquer the Eye of Eternity and defeat Malygos.

Quest Rewards: Rune: Jah; Sindragosa's Reins*1; Authority: Spellweaver; Skill Points*6; Azeroth's integration into the Underworld progress 10%; Unlocks fire, earth, wind, and water elemental quests, which can introduce elemental magic into the Overworld.

*Green Dragon Legion (SSS)

The Emerald Dream was created by the Titans, intended as a blueprint for Azeroth, a verdant and perfect mirror, preserving nature's original state before it was tainted by so-called civilization. Over the years, the druids and the guardians closest to nature have gradually discovered unstable entities emerging within the dream. Stimulated by the Legion and the Nightmare Lord Xavius, the rampant corruption is now erupting, and if it is not stopped at its source, all of Azeroth will be engulfed by it.

Conquer the Emerald Nightmare and defeat Nysander, Ursoc, Nightmare Dragon, Il'gynoth, Elrether Lefrar, Cenarius, and Xavius.

Quest Rewards: Rune: Ber*2; Skill Points*6; Friendship with the Green Dragonflight raised to Exalted; Emerald Dream in the Overworld*1; Animagus skill filler

Louis looked at the list of tasks and thought to himself, "Awesome!"

It seems there aren't many things he can do at this stage, especially the tricolor dragon quest, which is clearly beyond his current capabilities.

The rewards are good enough. For example, the Green Dragon Legion's quests give two shells, which can be done infinitely.

Just as I was eyeing the mission rewards with envy, I suddenly heard Napoleon exclaim in surprise.

"What? Surrender?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, no one can capture Paris before France surrenders," Catherine added, not forgetting to deliver a well-known pun.

Napoleon's expression twitched, as if he had been struck in the heart. He stood up, raised his hands high, and after a while, he slumped down on the sofa in a dejected manner.

"Prussia... Prussia... Back then, I only needed Davout leading a small force to rout them..." Napoleon said listlessly, "Who could have imagined that decades later..."

"That's not the worst of it, Your Majesty," Louis added, adding insult to injury. "Your nephew, Louis Bonaparte, was captured by Prussia at the Battle of Sedan, and King William of Prussia was formally crowned German Emperor in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles."

"Disgrace! This is a disgrace! Utter disgrace!" Napoleon was truly enraged: "My God, my God, what has become of France...?"

"This isn't the worst thing, Your Majesty," Vitali said with a sorrowful expression.

Napoleon snapped out of his rage, pointed incredulously at Vitali, and stammered, "This isn't the worst... Good heavens, could anything be worse?"

Vitali covered her face with her hands and recounted in a sorrowful voice, "Fifty years ago, Prussia only took a week to launch a frontal attack and completely overwhelm us. A month later, we formally surrendered... From then on, we never... Waaaaah..."

At this point, Vitali was overcome with grief.

"Here." Louis extended his wand and conjured a moving photograph, handing it to Napoleon—it was a world-famous painting depicting German troops reviewing their troops under the Arc de Triomphe.

He didn't forget to stab Napoleon in the heart again: "Do you know that just two years after this photograph, facing an even stronger German army, a Russian building held out from September 26th to November 25th..."

"Stop talking, stop talking..." Napoleon shakily pulled out a pocket watch-like object from his pocket, opened it, took out a small yellow pill and put it in his mouth. He then took out a small iron pot from his pocket, unscrewed it, took a sip, and swallowed the pill.

He closed his eyes and took several deep breaths before he could barely calm himself down.

"I can imagine how the world will view France from then on..."

"Oh, I just remembered how South Koreans describe the French," Louis suddenly recalled a joke from his past life.

"Tell me about it." Napoleon had never heard of South Korea. In his time, South Korea was the only country with any influence in Asia. As for the Koreans and the Japanese... who are they? He was not familiar with them at all.

Speaking of the Qing Dynasty, the British were actually quite puzzled. They really didn't expect that the great empire they considered equal to them, divided into East and West, would be defeated with a single punch...

"Do you know why the French like to surrender?" Louis asked.

Vitali and Napoleon looked at each other and shook their heads, indicating they didn't know.

Louis walked over to Vitalie, lifted her arm, and sniffed under her armpit, but he didn't smell anything strange.

But that didn't stop him from chuckling and making up an excuse: "It's because exposing the armpits to direct sunlight helps to get rid of body odor."

"I don't have body odor!" Vitalie immediately retorted. This was a matter of a girl's reputation, and Louis couldn't afford to make things up.

Catherine suddenly interjected, "Actually, it's not shameful to admit it. Nobody here will discriminate against you, and neither will I."

Vitalie panicked. She quickly stood up, grabbed her sleeves, and moved closer to Catherine, pleading, "Smell it...no, I really don't have any..."

But Catherine wasn't having any of it. She covered her nose, pretended to hold her breath, rolled her eyes at Vitali, and said with utter disgust, "Don't bother explaining, Vitali. Your words are useless. I can smell your stench even with my nose covered..."

"you……"

Vitalie drew her wand, looking as if she were about to unleash a curse at the slightest provocation.

That's right, that's the real Vitalis! If you can't win an argument, then let's see who's stronger.

But she forgot that Catherine was an insurmountable mountain for her.

"Alright, Little Moon, Vivi, you two stop fooling around." Louis put his arm around Vitali's shoulder and said seriously, "I was just joking. Actually, Vivi doesn't smell at all. I only smelled a fragrance."

"Hmph." Hearing the instigator's excuse, Vitalie snorted, gave him a charming glare, and turned back to sit on the sofa.

"That was a good joke, but don't tell it again," Napoleon said somewhat politely. After he finished speaking, he pulled up his arm, sniffed under his armpit, and actually smelled a bit of something.

It's normal for him to have a slight body odor from fighting on the front lines all year round, so there's no need to be too critical.

However, on the other hand, this kind of thing is disgusting on ordinary men, but on the Emperor of the French Empire, it is called manliness, okay?

"I suggest you don't bother learning about modern French history," Louis advised. "After all, the current state of Black France... cough cough..."

Napoleon angrily slammed his bicorn hat to the ground and roared, "I'm so angry!"

Look, I made the kid speak German.

"Alright, don't be angry. Didn't you want to become a wizard? I can enlighten you..." Louis gestured for Christa to summon the Fire Keeper, then asked Napoleon, "Actually, I can not only make you a wizard, but also pass on some other professions..."

"Oh?" Napoleon was clearly intrigued, having completely forgotten about France at this point. He asked with considerable anticipation, "What are they?"

"Hmm, let me see, there are warriors, hunters, shamans, monks, rogues, mages, druids, death knights, paladins, priests, warlocks, demon hunters... and then there are wizards." Louis shrugged after listing the dishes.

"What's the difference between a mage and a witch?" Napoleon asked, somewhat puzzled.

"They are all spellcasting professions, but mages' spells tend to lean more towards elemental or arcane magic," Louis answered truthfully.

"And you?" Napoleon asked, raising his eyelids.

"Me? I'm definitely a wizard," Louis replied with a smile.

"Then let's remain wizards," Napoleon said readily, choosing the same profession as Louis. "After all, this is a wizarding academy. If I follow the path of wizards, I can still learn something in class."

Look at him, no wonder he was once an emperor, his way of thinking is just different from normal people.

(End of this chapter)