I'm the King of Curry at Hogwarts

Chapter 300 This gentleman who looks constipated is ours

Y'Shaarj, the "Seven-Eyed Black Ram," is the most powerful Old God in legend. He devours hope and releases despair; he inhales courage and exhales fear. In the war against the Titans, Y'Shaarj, along with his Enraq and Aqir servants, gained the upper hand, to the point that Aman'Thul, the Titan leader of the Pantheon, had to personally intervene.

Aman'Thul broke through the storm, grabbed Y'Shaarj who was clinging to Azeroth with one hand, ripped the Old God from the earth's surface, and easily crushed him.

Y'Shaarj's colossal mass instantly disintegrated, its boundless form scattering and flying in all directions, shattering countless mountains in an instant, and even the hundreds of Titan creations that were situated within it were reduced to ashes.

This action also created a huge gap in the surface of Azeroth, which later became the famous Well of Eternity.

Y'Shaarj's current state is actually not much different from Voldemort's. You might think he's dead, but he's not quite dead yet. He often comes out to cause trouble, and he's even split into seven. It's quite a strange coincidence.

Thinking of this, Louis's heart skipped a beat.

Oh no, is this kid going to replace the brain-dead roar?

He imagined Voldemort after absorbing the Heart of Y'Shaarj, and a shiver ran down his spine.

Thinking of this, he began to call out to Chromie, but there was no response.

"It's messed up again," Louis cursed inwardly, but then he suddenly received a system notification.

*Your reputation at the Temple of Azure Dragon has reached Exalted.

Congratulations on achieving the accomplishment: Qinglong Temple (10)

Achievement Reward: Filu Network teleportation connection to Seiryu Temple.

Fortunately, at least we can still go back; we won't have the problem of not being able to find Chromie and get back to Hogwarts.

If that were the case, then it would truly be Barbie Q.

Rabastan remained arrogant. In his eyes, Voldemort, who had the favor of the Old God Y'Shaarj, was nothing. He had the advantage. Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic were no match for him. He felt that his level had suddenly risen.

Louis knew exactly what he was thinking. He had seen plenty of such sycophantic people who became arrogant after achieving success, and there was no need to argue with him verbally for the time being.

There's plenty of time in the future.

"Where is Voldemort located right now?" Louis kicked Labastan.

"I don't know," Labastan said smugly. He wasn't resistant to Veritaserum, but rather pleased that he didn't know Voldemort's exact whereabouts.

"What about the Triwizard Tournament?" Louis couldn't help but ask. "You turned the Triwizard Tournament trophy into a key? Where does that key lead?"

"That was just the original plan, but Master has cancelled it." Labastan chuckled. "You know nothing of Master's wisdom..."

"This kid's mouth is full of vulgarities, it's disgusting..." Zhu Talan's panda face was full of disgust. "If you ask me, I'd rather punch him and shut him up..."

"You want to shut him up forever..." Louis clicked his tongue, glanced at Labastan's thin body, which had been deprived of sunlight for years while serving dark magic, and then looked at Zhu Talan's muscular arms. He suddenly realized that Zhu Talan had just held back.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be as simple as just vomiting a few times.

"How did you escape from Azkaban?" Louis suddenly asked. "If I remember correctly, you should be in Azkaban, right?"

"I am an Animagus, and I can transform into a bird." Rabastan chuckled smugly, glancing sideways at Louis. "Knowing too much about some things won't do you any good. This is my advice as someone who's been there: don't go against the Dark Lord. You should join him and dedicate yourself to his great cause..."

"You call it a great undertaking when you try to kill an infant but get killed by the infant yourself?" Louis started rubbing salt in the wound again: "Well, your undertaking is certainly great..."

That sarcastic tone of the old man broke Rabastan's defenses again.

After he roared for a while, Zhu Talan suggested, "Since your prison called Azkaban isn't safe, why not leave him in Pandaria and let him face the judgment of the four Supreme Gods..."

Louis thought to himself, "Don't laugh at us in Azkaban. I know perfectly well how Garrosh escaped from here and created Draenor." With that thought, he immediately said, "Let's not make it so complicated. I suggest we just purify this evil thing directly."

"How do we purify it?" Zhu Talan asked, intrigued.

"Let the flames purify everything," Louis said, casting his gaze toward the blazing campfire outside.

"This...this isn't right, is it?" Zhu Talan scratched the back of his head with his paw. Even as one of the people in charge of Pandaria, he had never experienced anything like this that didn't follow the proper procedures.

"What's wrong with that?" Louis raised an eyebrow. "This kind of heinous, unrepentant reactionary must be executed on behalf of the people. Only death can appease public anger!"

"Ah, this..." Zhu Talan opened her mouth, the human young man in front of her was somewhat... well, she couldn't quite put her finger on it.

Ruthless? But he was dealing with criminals, so being ruthless is not entirely unreasonable.

Zhu Talan wasn't exactly a saint, and he accepted Louis's suggestion: "Since he came from your side, then you can decide how to deal with him."

Louis coughed, and Zhu Talan felt a blur before her eyes. A silver-haired girl dressed in a blue and white maid outfit appeared next to Louis.

It's Izayoi Sakuya.

"You go... um, take this Rabastan and find a place to burn him." Louis snapped his fingers, gagging Rabastan. "I'm kind-hearted and can't bear to see people suffer. You should handle this."

"Yes." Sakuya bowed slightly, picked up the still struggling Labastan, and walked out.

"Well then, Headmaster Zhu." After Sakuya left, Louis extended an invitation to Zhu Talan: "As a member of the Hogwarts Board of Trustees, I extend a sincere invitation on behalf of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to you, Ms. Tao Ya, and Old Chen, hoping that the three of you can come to our school to offer your guidance."

Finally, Louis added in a low voice, "And while we're at it, let's talk about the truth serum business."

Zhu Talan's eyes lit up upon hearing this. Forget about communicating with Hogwarts; just for the sake of this Truth Serum, she absolutely had to go to Hogwarts.

Pandaren are notorious procrastinators, but Zhu Talan is clearly a doer. He immediately decided to go back with Louis and leave Pandaria to see the new world outside.

Of course, right now he's standing by the fireplace, looking at the green flames inside, and he's starting to regret why he suggested leaving immediately.

"Ahem, I suddenly remembered that there's still beef stewing in the pot..." Zhu Talan said with a smile.

As a pandaren, Zhu Talan naturally has thick fur on her body. Like other pandaren, she isn't afraid of fire, but asking someone to crawl into a fire... well...

Old Zhu still cherishes his shiny, smooth fur.

Catherine picked up a handful of ashes and went into the fire. Louis put his arm around Zhu Talan's shoulder, pointed at Catherine, and told him, "Don't be nervous. Look, my girlfriend isn't flustered. Just do what she does. See, just shout out where you want to go."

"Hogwarts!" Catherine whispered.

With a flick of the green flames, and with a soft "poof," Catherine vanished from the fireplace to the astonishment of the three Pandaren.

"Next, Tao Shi..." Louis beckoned to Tao Shi, and the female pandaren obediently walked over, picked up a handful of ashes, and went into the fireplace without the slightest hesitation.

After all, he was a core member of the Shadow Raid Battalion. You can't stand firm if you're not ruthless. How could you possibly break into Thor's palace alone without some ruthlessness?

She hesitated for a moment only after stepping into the fireplace—the flames were nothing like she had imagined; they wouldn't burn her, but were actually quite comforting.

Feeling reassured, she imitated Catherine and called out in a clear voice, "Hogwarts!"

Tao Shi also disappeared inside the fireplace.

Zhu Talan was about to say something when Old Chen kicked him into the fireplace. He was about to curse when he realized that the flames were caressing his neck and cheeks, without any burning sensation, just like... well, warm and comforting.

"Hogwarts!" Zhu Talan shouted after regaining her composure.

Then came Old Chen and Lewis. When they returned to Hogwarts, the three Pandaren were looking at the furnishings of Lewis's office with great curiosity.

This decorating style, so different from the Chinese style of the Panda Man, struck them as incredibly novel.

"Welcome to Hogwarts," Louis said, opening his arms to the three dazed pandamen.

Since it's afternoon and everyone is still in class, only Louis and a few others are in the office. Emma doesn't have class this afternoon, but she's nowhere to be found, and neither she nor Ye Ziyan are there.

"Oh." Old Chen wasn't reserved at all. He walked to the sofa and plopped down, enjoying the soft feel. A look of pleasure spread across his chubby face. After a while, he opened his eyes and asked, "What's the name of this chair? It feels really comfortable, much more comfortable than a regular chair."

"Sofa," Louis sat down opposite Old Chen, turned around and gestured for Christasan to serve tea. The clumsy, silly Red Dragon saw the Pandaren looking a bit dazed and accidentally knocked over the teacup. If Louis hadn't reacted quickly, the tea would have spilled all over him.

Louis sighed, waved Christa back, and said they should wait until Sakuya returned to finish serving tea and water.

"Your maid... doesn't seem like she's very simple..." Old Chen said meaningfully, looking at Christa's retreating figure.

"The Red Dragon, the daughter of His Majesty Alexstrasza," Louis introduced succinctly, subtly creating a barrier between them.

Zhu Talan and Tao Shi were completely bewildered. Having lived in Pandaria for so long, they had no idea of ​​the existence of the Dragon Aspects—in fact, even on the continents of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms, very few people knew of the existence of the Dragon Aspects.

But this wandering fellow… no, the learned old Chen, who loved to travel, certainly knew of the existence of the Guardian Dragon. Upon hearing this, he couldn't help but feel a sense of awe, and then lowered his voice to ask Louis, "You have a connection with His Majesty the Oathbinder of Life?"

"Ah? Remember that short, dwarf girl who chatted with us before at Qinglong Temple?" Seeing Old Chen nod, Louis continued, "Actually, she was a bronze dragon, didn't you know?"

This time it was Louis's turn to be surprised. Logically speaking, Chromie should have given a self-introduction when compiling the list.

"She didn't mention her identity," Old Chen snorted. "However... she was brought by Mr. Zhou Zhuo, so we chose to believe her—you know, Mr. Zhou Zhuo is highly respected and would never harm us."

"That's true, but you guys are really foolish," Louis said with a laugh. "You just followed her here without thinking, aren't you afraid she'll sell you out?"

Old Chen scratched his head and responded to Louis's words with silence.

Looking back now, it is indeed a bit embarrassing.

"It was Chromie who introduced me to the Red Dragons," Louis said, noticing their puzzled expressions. He explained, "Chromie is the Bronze Dragon. She's quite adept at interpersonal relationships, and in fact, she's the one who introduced many connections in Azeroth."

Louis, of course, wouldn't mention the system. If asked, he'd just say Cromi, since Cromi's eccentric personality made him the perfect scapegoat.

After Sakuya served tea, Louis instructed, "Sakuya, go to the headmaster's office and Professor Snape's potions office, and ask them both to come to me. I have something important to discuss."

"Yes." Sakuya nodded and withdrew.

A moment later, the door opened, and a dejected Dumbledore walked in with Professor Snape, whose face looked as if someone owed him tens of thousands of Galleons.

Upon seeing the Pandaren, Dumbledore's expression shifted slightly, but he nodded without revealing his feelings. Professor Snape gave the three Pandaren a deep look but said nothing.

Louis gestured for them to sit down and enthusiastically introduced them: "Let me introduce you. This lady is Tao Shi of the Pandaria Shadows, this is the head of the Shadows, and this is Old Chen of the Stormstout House... Gentlemen, this gentleman is our Hogwarts Headmaster, and also the greatest white wizard in the entire wizarding world... Ah, this gentleman who looks constipated is our Potions Professor. If you're in the business of Talking True Potion, you can contact him."

Upon hearing Lewis introduce himself in this way, Dumbledore stroked his beard and smiled, while Professor Snape looked at Lewis as if he were a dead man, seemingly pondering what kind of drug to put in his dinner; when he heard that "Master Zhu" was preparing to do business with him on truth serum, Snape's attention was immediately drawn to this side.

There's no way around it, potions are too expensive. Even a potions master like Snape wouldn't refuse the temptation of Galleons. Besides, these people are obviously visitors from another world, so they'll provide him with plenty of novel raw materials for his research, won't they?

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