I'm the King of Curry at Hogwarts

"Old Yu, oh, you old fellow." Old Chen stepped forward and warmly hugged the panda man wearing overalls and a red and black plaid shirt. They even pounded each other's backs with their bear paws, making a thumping sound.

The three kids' eyelids twitched. Ron whispered to Hermione, "Good heavens, if that hit me on the back, it would break me..."

"It could leave you paralyzed from the waist down," Hermione said with pity.

Seeing the overalls, Louis actually wanted to ask Lao Yu if he knew the Iron Mountain Lean...

But as a Pandaren monk, he must have this, right? Especially since he has a middle-part hairstyle...

Pshaw, I used to quite like Lao Yu, but now I like him even more!

As he spoke, Old Chen released Old Yu and introduced the newcomers to him: "This is Sect Leader Zhu Talan and Ms. Tao Shi, whom you've met before... Look, these are our friends from the New World. Although they are a bit young, they are quite capable..."

As he spoke, he led everyone down the slope until they arrived at a bustling market.

"I told you, it'll be my treat next time," Old Chen said to Louis with a chuckle, puffing out his belly. "The Pandamen's promises always stand. Today, you're having dinner at the Half-Mountain Farm—it's on me."

Goodness, so Mr. Chen is paying for everything today, right?

Several pandas were dancing in the market. One of them, a female panda with brownish fur, was doing the bunny dance with her hands in front of her head, her big brown tail swaying back and forth. She looked quite cute.

"Hey, Gina, you look beautiful today," Old Chen greeted a female panda in a red dress.

Gina waved at him and replied with a smile, "You too, Lao Chen, I feel like you've gotten even fatter?"

Don't misunderstand, male pandas are considered beautiful when they are fat. The fatter and rounder the male, the more popular he is among women. After all, a round body is quite suitable for doing a rolling over.

Louis knew this female panda. As a man who spent his free time farming at the hillside farm, how could he not know this quartermaster of the Farmers?

Chao, back then, I went to great lengths to gain the reputation of being a close friend of Chongqian Moke.

"You have a good eye, Gina." Old Chen patted his belly and chuckled, pointing at Zhu Talan. "Look at this Sect Leader Zhu, he can't get fat, so he can't really be called a handsome man..."

Zhu Talan glanced at him but didn't say anything. As a sharp sword in the shadows, being too fat is sometimes not a good thing, especially since he always has to fight against mantis demons, which requires too much exercise, so he can't gain weight even if he wants to.

Old Chen was all fat, while he was all muscle; there was no comparison.

But Tao Shi didn't seem to think that way; the way she looked at Zhu Talan clearly had that kind of meaning in her eyes.

"Stop being so vain, Old Chen, quickly introduce these unfamiliar-looking friends." Gina was referring to Louis and his group: "Oh my god, look how thin you all are, you must not be eating well!"

Louise mentally went through several sentences. When Gina said those words, her gaze was clearly directed at Catherine and Hermione. If she hadn't sensed that Gina was truly sincere, she probably would have immediately unleashed her magic.

Upon learning that they were "humans" from the New World, Gina showed great interest and beckoned them inside, saying, "You've come at just the right time. Today is Master Meimei's soup-making day... Look, she's simmering Mogu fish soup over there. Come and have a taste. You know, you can't always enjoy the masters' dishes."

"Really? We've been sitting on the kite all afternoon, and we're getting a little hungry." Old Chen, like a fly, rubbed his hands together, eager to try it. "Iron Palm's fish soup... I haven't had it in ages! I'm definitely going to drink my fill today..."

The pandas at the Half-Mountain Market were bustling with activity, showing unparalleled enthusiasm for the five human cubs from the New World. Logically, it was the master chef of stewing to cook today, but due to the arrival of the five new guests, masters of grilling, stir-frying, steaming, and baking all came to showcase their culinary skills—as for why there was no brewing master, it was probably because Gina felt these cubs, who weren't yet adults, weren't suited for alcohol.

Not only that, they also got to eat authentic Panda Man Eight Treasure Soup Noodles, which tasted even better than Tom's.

"I'm about to burst," Harry burped. "No, I need to loosen my belt..."

"You were already loose when the black pepper ribs with shrimp came out," Ron said, panting, clutching his round belly.

Cooking rice is actually a physically demanding task, and it can make you sweat a lot. At least Ron was exhausted.

"You guys are so pathetic," Louis said with a chuckle. He was more concerned about his image and didn't eat much. Hermione and Catherine, being girls, also had to be mindful of their appearance and didn't overeat like Ron and Harry.

As a result, only these two brothers were able to hold on.

After dinner, a grand fireworks display was held. The pandas' skills in fireworks were no less than modern technology; they could even write panda characters in the fireworks—"Welcome to the mountainside, my friend."

And then there's that classic line, "I'll treat you next time," which annoyed Louis a bit. If Old Chen hadn't actually treated him to a big meal this time, he would have definitely given Old Chen a good slap on the head as a garnish.

When it was time to rest in the evening, Gina arranged for them to stay in the best rooms, located halfway up the mountain, quiet and peaceful. Lying in bed, they could hear the chirping of insects and birds outside, truly enjoying the idyllic charm.

The next morning, they were woken up early by Zhu Talan. This has always been the rule of the Shadow Sect: get up at dawn. It was fortunate that dawn came relatively late in Pandaria, otherwise they would not have gotten enough sleep.

Louis actually wanted to sleep in, but considering the gloomy landscape of the Dread Wasteland and the long journey, he had to grit his teeth and force himself to get up.

After breakfast, led by Lao Chen, we arrived at the kite manager, "Flying Wing" Xiaoya, borrowed a bright green panda kite, and set sail.

"I need to go to the toilet..." Harry suddenly said, clutching his bottom halfway there.

"What's wrong?" Ron asked with concern.

Harry's face contorted with anxiety as he called out, "It's showing its head...it's showing its head..."

"What a loser..." Hermione rolled her eyes and complained.

To prevent Harry from holding back, Old Chen had no choice but to stop the kite from flying and let it land on the ground, waiting for Harry to finish his personal business before it could take off again.

The Valley of the Four Winds was truly vast. Around ten o'clock in the morning, Louis saw a winding outline appear at the edge of his field of vision. As the kite drew closer, a magnificent and splendid city wall appeared before him.

"This is the Panlong Ridge, the Great Wall that has protected us Pandaren for tens of thousands of years." Old Chen's expression was very sacred, almost like that of a pilgrim, as he introduced the magnificent Great Wall in front of everyone.

From the air, the crowd looked down upon the winding Dragon Ridge, the magnificent Great Wall lying quietly in Pandaria, stretching north to the snow-capped Kun-Lai Mountains and south to the lush Valley of the Four Winds, like a solid bulwark protecting the peace-loving creatures of this continent.

As they drew closer, they could see countless black dots in the distant sky, like a vast swarm of flies. Hermione, suffering from trypophobia, couldn't help but point at the black dots and ask, "What are those?"

"It's the Mantis Demons, they're attacking Sunset Pass..." Old Chen sighed. "For thousands of years, thanks to the towering Panlong Ridge, the Pandaren have had a unique defensive advantage, making the Mantis Demons' attacks extremely difficult. Countless brave Pandaren have sacrificed themselves on the Great Wall, protecting the peace and stability of their homeland..."

"They are all heroes," Hermione, who was already a saint, murmured, clutching her heart.

"Yes, they are all heroes." Zhu Talan, who had been silent all along, sighed.

The kite landed on the wide city wall, and Old Chen picked it up and handed it to the panda man at the flight point.

"Old Mai, remember to return the kite to Xiaoya for me. I spent two gold coins to rent it..."

As he spoke, Old Chen looked pained.

"Got it, you stingy drunkard Chen." Old Mai chuckled.

"Let me introduce you all. This is Old Man Mike, the flight controller for the Dragon's Spine," Old Chen said with a chuckle. He then turned to Old Man Mike and asked, "Old Man Mike, get the gondola ready for us. We need to go to the Dread Wastes."

"The Fear Wasteland? Good heavens, that's a very dangerous place. What are you going there for?" Old Mike asked, frowning. "The Mantid have been quite unstable lately, and there have even been many troublesome Mantid with grayish-white evil energy appearing. Aren't you guys just going to be easy prey?"

"Don't worry, we're just going to investigate this thing," Old Chen sighed. "So what if it's dangerous? For the peace and happiness of Pandaria, I'm going to make the trip."

"You... sigh, alright then." Old Mike said, looking at the five humans, and hesitated, "Those five don't need to come along, do they? They're all human cubs, aren't you just setting them up?"

"They are far more powerful than me," Old Chen said with a smile. "These are the most powerful wizards among humans. Trust them, you can't go wrong."

Old Mike shrugged and said nothing. Louis crawled into the battlements, found a fire, and bound it to the Floo Network.

"If anything goes wrong, we can come back anytime. I've already connected this place to the Floo Network," Louis said with a chuckle. "Of course, when you come back, you absolutely mustn't mispronounce the place name. If you end up being teleported to the Heart of Fear, that wouldn't be fun."

Zhu Talan looked at Louis with great interest, still pondering whether to bind this convenient thing to the Shadow Monastery and the White Tiger Temple, and preferably to include the entire Pandaren territory, so that it would be much more convenient for both travel and support.

"Let's talk about it after I'm done with this," Zhu Talan thought to herself.

Soon, Old Mike's gondola was ready. Under Old Mike's earnest instructions, the eight people sat in the gondola and were lowered down.

It was quite unexpected, actually. When Ron went down, he happened to be lowered into a spider web, and then he saw a dense array of big pink eyes.

It's a fear web spider, and it's not exactly an appealing creature. Its eight long legs are pale and thin, resembling joints, and its abdomen is covered with a mottled, lumpy mess, like craters on the moon's surface, along with horn-like protrusions. It looks quite disgusting.

Ron took a deep breath.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!" he yelled, startling the spiders around him.

Good grief, are they trying to use sonic attacks here?

"Reducto!" Ron reacted quickly. Despite his fear of spiders, his instincts honed over years in the Mirror World allowed him to unleash a series of spells.

The little spiders were clearly not thick-skinned. Although they looked dry and rough, not plump at all, their skin was really brittle. The little spiders under Ron's spell burst out with filth, and for a moment, filth flew everywhere. If they hadn't been far away, they would have gotten all over him.

"Outsider!" A deep roar rang out, and everyone looked up to see a tall and muscular figure that resembled a stone statue.

"It's the Mogu!" Old Chen shouted, pulling out a long staff with a gourd of wine hanging from it from somewhere, and charging towards the burly Mogu man.

Zhu Talan said with a solemn expression, "I recognize him. He is 'Sharp Blade' Coror, the guard of Gersang Platform."

As he spoke, he drew two short blades and joined the battle.

Tao Shi did not join the attack on Blade Koror, but instead took out his bow and began to shoot at the spiders that were swarming around him.

"Help me!" she cried. "Use your magic to drive away these spiders!"

Without him even asking, the three little ones, who had no liking for spiders, pulled out their wands and began bombarding the spiders with spells. Seeing that they could handle the spiders, Louis took the opportunity to knock out Koror.

Koror was already struggling to deal with the two legendary heroes, Zhu Talan and Lao Chen, and before he knew it, the curse struck him on the head, causing him to immediately faint.

Louis waved his wand and tied Koror up tightly. He patted Old Chen and said to him, "Call Old Mac and have him take this Koror back. I think you can get some useful information from him."

"The Mogu are like stubborn rocks; it's not easy to pry information out of them," Old Chen said hesitantly.

"It's alright." Louis chuckled, took out a bottle of potion from his spatial storage, and handed it to Old Chen: "This is a truth serum. Look at his size, just give him half a bottle, and he'll spill everything he knows and tell you everything in detail."

"That's right, how could I forget about this good stuff..." Old Chen exclaimed happily, looking up and calling out, "Old Mai! Old Mai!"