Water Margin: My 108 Heroes Come from All Heavens
Chapter 73 The Evil Cultivator, the Moon Worship Cult Leader!
Liang Shan's lips twitched slightly.
He discovered.
I feel like I've really become a blond guy who abducts underage girls.
"Ling'er".
He tried to calm himself down.
"Um!"
Zhao Ling'er responded, her cheeks slightly flushed.
"I'm asking you, do you even know what 'like' means?"
Liang Shan looked directly into her eyes and asked seriously.
"Of course I know!"
Zhao Ling'er straightened her chest and answered very seriously, "Liking someone means... it means missing them when I can't see them, and getting nervous when I do. I can remember all the stories you tell, but I can't remember any others'..."
Liang Shan raised his hand to his forehead.
It’s over.
After being nurtured by him, Zhao Ling, this ignorant girl, has begun to show signs of early romantic relationships.
He took a deep breath.
He shook his head and corrected, "That's liking, not love."
"What's the difference?"
Zhao Ling'er blinked, her eyes as clear as lake water.
Liang Shan did not answer directly, but instead asked, "If you were given three wishes that could be granted, what would you wish for?"
"Well……"
Zhao Ling'er tilted her head, pondered for a moment, and replied, "I hope that Father Emperor will soon destroy the Jin Kingdom's demons and bring peace to the 300 billion people of the Great Song Dynasty. I hope that Mother Empress can be resurrected and stay by my side. I hope that my father, mother, and I, as a family, will always be happy."
Upon hearing this...
Liang Shan breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "You see, I'm not in the future you want."
Zhao Ling'er was stunned for a moment.
That's the difference.
Liang Shan then said earnestly, "Liking is the joy of first sight, while love is the satisfaction of long-term companionship. What you see as liking... is just a passing fancy. Do not act impulsively and regret it later."
Seeing Zhao Ling'er deep in thought.
Liang Shan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Luckily, in my past life I often read the short essays posted by beautiful girls on Xiaohongshu.
Apply what you've learned.
The situation has finally been stabilized.
The nine generations of their family, who were waiting to be executed, should be saved now.
"Princess, take your time to think it over. I shall take my leave now."
Liang Shan took a few steps back and seized the opportunity to escape from the artificial hill.
……
back yard.
Shi Jieren, clutching a thick stack of notes, had been sitting on the stone bench for half a day.
They saw Liang Shan return.
He hurried forward: "Grand Tutor Liang, where is the princess?"
"They're reflecting on it in the back; they'll be back in a bit."
Liang Shan sat down, poured himself a cup of tea, and drank it all in one gulp.
"oh."
Shi Jieren didn't ask any further questions. Instead, he took out a stack of papers from his sleeve and handed them to Liang Shan: "Grand Tutor, this is a paper I wrote based on your manuscript. Could you please review it?"
paper.
He learned it from Liangshan.
It is said that it can be used to study all things in the world, and he liked this style of writing very much.
"Let me see."
Liang Shan took it and glanced at it, his lips twitching a few times.
The paper clearly stated—
An Analysis of the Necessity and Feasibility of Peeping at Women Bathing in the Pursuit of Love
Liang Shan's eyelids twitched.
He cautioned, "Professor Shi, your research direction is a bit dangerous."
"Danger?"
Shi Jieren looked puzzled: "I've carefully analyzed the stories you told. Didn't the Cowherd win the Weaver Girl's love by peeping at her bathing? And Dong Yong, he also took the Seven Fairies' clothes while they were bathing..."
"This is just an isolated case."
Several black lines appeared on Liang Shan's forehead.
"Grand Tutor, you are mistaken."
Shi Jieren opened his notebook, pointed to the dense annotations, and said earnestly, "I have carefully studied the 137 love stories you have told and discovered an amazing pattern."
"What pattern?"
Liang Shan raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised.
"Every love story begins with one party's misconduct."
Shi Jieren said in a serious voice, "Besides the story of the Cowherd and Dong Yong, in the story of the Phoenix Seeking Its Mate, it was only because Sima Xiangru had an affair that Zhuo Wenjun wrote a farewell poem."
"In the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, Zhu Yingtai's disguise as a man also began with deception."
"And in the story of Chang'e and Hou Yi, Chang'e steals the elixir of immortality..."
Listening to Shi Jieren's analysis.
Liang Shan scratched his head, looking bewildered.
think carefully.
like……
No problem.
How come he never noticed before that the main characters in these love stories are all scumbags!
"besides--"
"Alright, alright."
Liang Shan quickly waved his hand to interrupt, patted Shi Jieren on the shoulder, and said with a complicated expression, "Watson, you've discovered the blind spot."
Who is Watson?
Shi Jieren's eyes lit up, and he took out his notebook to take notes.
"no."
Liang Shan quickly shook his head: "I was just saying it casually. Writing everything down in a notebook will only harm you."
"oh."
Shi Jieren put away his pen with some disappointment.
"Your paper is very well written; I have nothing more to advise you on."
Liang Shan put down Shi Jieren's thesis and encouraged him, "What you lack now is practice. It's time to have a passionate romance."
"Can I really do it?"
Shi Jieren's eyes lit up, and he stood up excitedly.
"Go."
Liang Shan nodded.
He has devoted himself to the world.
First, he brought Fahai and Bai Suzhen together, preventing the tragedy of flooding Bao'en Temple and indirectly saving millions of people in Kaifeng.
just now……
It even completely reformed Baiyue, the world-destroying demon.
That's truly a great deed.
……
The next day.
Liang Shan claimed to be ill and took leave, and dared not go to the princess's residence to teach again.
Firstly.
It was out of concern that their entire family lineage would be lost.
Secondly.
This is because he has already broken through to the third level of Qi Refining and no longer needs to go to the Star-Picking Tower to refine the essence of the sun and moon.
then.
After skipping work for a month, he arrived at the entrance of Dali Temple.
Just as Liang Shan was about to walk inside, a figure darted out from the gatehouse and blocked the middle of the gate.
"stop!"
The man stood with his hands on his hips, nostrils flared, and an arrogant expression on his face: "This is a restricted area of the Dali Temple; unauthorized personnel are not allowed to enter!"
Liangshan stopped.
He looked the guard up and down.
"Zhao Qing?!"
Liang Shan stared wide-eyed, his face filled with disbelief.
"You know me?!"
Zhao Qing paused for a moment, but quickly regained her composure, still haughty: "Even if you know me, it's useless. With me here, I won't let anyone in!"
"Why don't you take a look at who I am?"
Liang Shan's lips twitched a few times, and he couldn't help but remind him.
Even if the King of Heaven himself came—
Zhao Qing sneered, glanced down at Liang Shan, and then froze completely.
I was sweating profusely.
He hurriedly stepped forward, bowing and scraping, saying, "I was blind and didn't recognize you as an adult..."
"With your nose in the air, it would be strange if you recognized me."
Liang Shan rolled his eyes, but didn't argue with Zhao Qing.
Instead, he asked in surprise, "I remember you were dead?"
Last time.
When Fahai came to find him, he was stopped by this security guard who earned a monthly salary of three thousand.
At last.
He died in the line of duty.
He approved all the requests for the survivor's pension.
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