After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.

Late August, evening, at the Past Life and Present Life Marriage Agency.

Zhang Chen was speechless at the sight before him.

"This is a matchmaking agency, not a police station. Please don't come to me with your marital disputes, okay?"

"Little fortune teller, please take a look! This child looks so much like my husband! Look at that pig-like nose, they're practically identical!"

A middle-aged woman held a dark-skinned baby and showed it to Zhang Chen. Beside her was a man with a livid face.

Both of them were burly and had upturned noses, making them look like a married couple.

"Like? Can we possibly have a Black child?!" the man shouted angrily, arms crossed.

"You bastard! This is your child, the one I carried for ten months and gave birth to for you. The paternity test shows it's yours! You still don't believe me?!" the woman cried.

"You must have conspired with the hospital to make me take over!" the man said in a red voice.

"This is outrageous! That scoundrel who abandoned his wife and children!"

The argument between the two grew louder and louder, at one point driving away other customers from the matchmaking agency.

Helpless, Zhang Chen had no choice but to activate his cheat code and glance at the baby.

Suddenly, a few lines of text appeared before his eyes:

[List of Yokai Included]

[Successfully added: Human (Black Boar Demon Bloodline)]

[Reward: Pig Language (You can communicate with pigs)]

[Currently included: 0/7 female demons from past lives]

It turns out they were pig-people.

"Stop, stop, stop arguing," Zhang Chen called out to the two.

"Little fortune teller, everyone in this area says you're the most effective, you must clear my name!" The woman cried uncontrollably.

"This is your child, that's right."

Zhang Chen covered his forehead and said, "But because your ancestors were related to the Black Pig Demon, your child reverted to their ancestral traits, which is why he is dark-skinned."

"Weren't all monsters extinct?" the man exclaimed in shock. "How could I possibly be related to a pig monster?"

"Pah! How could that little fortune teller be wrong? Look at yourself! A pig's nose is bad enough, but you're fatter than a pig!"

"Fatty! Aren't you the same?"

"Hey you..."

The two were arguing when Zhang Chen asked them to leave, and the room suddenly became much quieter.

Zhang Chen slumped in his chair and sighed.

He inherited this matchmaking agency from his master; it was originally a psychological counseling center.

The so-called master was actually his adoptive father, whom he was forced to call master.

Zhang Chen's master was quite capable; the locals would go to him for any problems. He was proficient in feng shui and fortune telling, and was known as a "half-immortal."

But his master was buried in the backyard not long ago, and Zhang Chen had just graduated from high school. He didn't know anything about psychological counseling or fortune telling, so it was impossible for him to continue running the counseling center.

Fortunately, his master's dying wish was for him to turn this place into a matchmaking agency.

Its main purpose is to contribute to the country's birth rate.

In addition, another important reason for converting it into a matchmaking agency...

Before his death, his master performed a divination for him, and his last words were:

"Little Chen, you still have to repay the debt of love from two thousand years ago. Remember to eat more goji berries, they... are coming for you!"

Zhang Chen was completely confused and hurriedly asked, "Who are they?"

"It's... a banshee..."

Then, the master suddenly died, passing away peacefully.

Then, a system called the [Monster Encyclopedia] appeared in Zhang Chen's mind.

This system is like a game where you collect illustrations; it allows him to identify monsters hidden in the mortal world.

However, Zhang Chen has only identified many humans with demon bloodlines so far, but has never seen a living demon.

The only reward he received was the corresponding language, which allowed him to communicate with animals.

Perhaps, as the fat man just said, real monsters have long since become extinct.

Zhang Chen also had a guess: since so many humans have the bloodline of demons, could it be that... a great fusion of species once occurred?

Are the genes of monsters suppressed by human genes?

It's not impossible; the evidence is that... the white population in France is almost being wiped out by the black population.

If that's really the case... Zhang Chen admires the man who was the first to take off his pants on the sow demon.

Biology no longer exists.

"Phew~"

At that moment, a cold wind suddenly swept in from outside the door... It was more like a chilling wind than a cold wind.

Zhang Chen looked outside. It was a dark and windy night. Just a few minutes ago, there was a sunset to see, but now it was shrouded in a thin mist.

In this world, there are more and more ghostly weathers. If monsters really become extinct, it's probably related to global warming.

Where is the demon that Master was talking about? If we don't come to find him soon, he'll be going to university.

I waited a while longer.

Zhang Chen was bored out of his mind, so he picked up his phone to check QQ.

Ignore the message in the class group chat that mentioned him attending the party. He has no interest in attending any high school graduation party; if he goes, he'll just be seen as someone showing off.

Then, his gaze lingered on the contact person named "Shen Nianxi" for two seconds.

Shen Nianxi was his female classmate whom he had a crush on in high school. During adolescence, everyone has one or two girls they like who are like a white moonlight.

I'm not quite sure what I like... At this stage, my liking is more of an aspiration.

Zhang Chen understood this and knew the gap between him and the other person. Not only were his grades much worse, but his family background was also much worse.

School uniforms are the ultimate illusion.

Wearing a school uniform, even the most unattainable beauty is still considered a classmate; take off the uniform... who the hell are you?

"Garlic bird, go back to the corner and play with the wood."

Zhang Chen turned off his phone, thinking that there were no more customers now, and prepared to pack up and go home to play video games.

Oh right, the "Gentle Cat Girl" item he just ordered from Pinduoduo seems to have arrived...

"Knock knock".

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by a chilling yet incredibly beautiful female voice:

"Hello, are you here for a blind date?"

Before Zhang Chen could react, the system popped up the next moment.

[List of Yokai Included]

[1/7 of the following female characters have been added]

[Triggering past events]

In the first year of the Demon Calendar, you came to Tushan alone with your sword, facing tens of thousands of demon immortals without flinching, all for the sake of seeing a fox demon.

To show your sincerity, you only defended and did not attack, trekking all the way to the mountain peak. When you finally met the fox demon, you were covered in blood, like a candle flickering in the wind...

You lay in a pool of blood, murmuring her name... Tu Shan Han Su.

"?"

There are also special CGs?

Who is Tu Shan Han Su? Is she a fox demon?

Zhang Chen's mind was a little slow to process what was happening. When he looked up again, the owner of the voice had instantly teleported right in front of him.

The other person's shadow gradually enveloped him, and a chilling coldness crept into his heart.

As if deliberately showing it off to him, the girl stood up straight, graceful and elegant, exuding a dignified and refined air.

At the same time... she was holding a sword in her hand.

Are you kidding me... These days, do people still carry swords for self-defense?

"A blind date," the girl emphasized repeatedly.

"OK..."

Zhang Chen swallowed hard and scrutinized the other person's face.

"..."

His eyes met the girl's clear, autumn-water-like gaze.

He paused for a moment, then looked away, astonished that someone could be so indescribably beautiful.

"Well... if it's a blind date, I'd like you to introduce yourself: your age, name, job, hobbies, etc..."

"Um."

The aloof girl simply hummed in agreement and placed the sword in her hand on the table.

Zhang Chen was startled by this action, but he maintained his professional ethics and asked with a smile:

"Um, may I ask how old you are?"

"One thousand nine hundred and ninety-four years old."

"?"

Zhang Chen was embarrassed. He wanted to make a sarcastic remark, but he held back. "He's quite young, only a little over a thousand years older than me."

"What are your preferences?"

"He enjoys killing."

"..."

Don't be ridiculous, you must be joking.

"So... what's your name?"

"Sizzle!"

The sword was drawn, its cold gleam flashing.

The sharp blade gleamed with a terrifyingly cold light, and a few traces of blood clung to it, as it was held against Zhang Chen's neck—

The strong smell of blood almost suffocated him.

I was so scared I cried.

Drawing a sword just because you ask someone's name? That's not how Ga La Ge Mu Li works.