After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.
Chapter 14: Three Years of Pregnancy
You have fulfilled one of Tu Shan Han Su's thousand-year-old wishes.
[Reward Received: Beast Eye (Eye Root)]
[Your current recovery rate is: 0.99 + 0.5/7]
As soon as Zhang Chen stepped into the matchmaking agency, he smelled the aroma of meat, and the system popped up.
It's another lifeline with decimal points.
So, has this fulfilled your long-cherished wish?
But isn't Tu Shan Han Su's long-cherished wish... to cultivate together with him?
Could it be that the other person mentally performed a dual cultivation with him?
That's terrifying.
"Let's eat." Tu Shan Han Su brought the dishes down from the second floor.
"Where's the cat?" Zhang Chen felt uncomfortable in this situation, as if he were sitting on pins and needles.
Someone prepared a meal for him and waited for him to come back so they could eat together... This was an experience he had never had before.
Master doesn't cook and always eats fast food, so Zhang Chen has been eating boxed lunches with him since he was a child.
"It went to find someone from the company and will be back soon. From now on, it will be in charge of guarding your house. It should be more effective than these rats," Tu Shan Han Su said.
"Squeak squeak squeak!"
Under the table, the rats carrying braised pork back to their nests squealed in protest.
"To guard my house? Why?"
"Now that it knows your identity, it naturally can't be exiled." Tu Shan Han Su sat down and placed a piece of meat with alternating layers of fat and lean meat in his bowl.
"Try it, is it the same taste as before?"
Zhang Chen clumsily took a bite, his expression quite interesting, and then began to wolf it down.
It tastes a million times better than a boxed lunch, why do I feel like crying?
"This is local pork from Tushan." Tushan Hansu rested her chin on her hand as she watched him eat. "Each one was slaughtered just before it became a spirit, so the meat is of excellent quality."
"Damn, this is so bloody?" Zhang Chen was stunned. "You killed it when it was about to become a spirit?"
"Before they became spirits, they were just ordinary animals, and the reason they had the opportunity to become spirits was because they absorbed the spiritual energy of Tushan."
"Just like these rats you've nourished with your yang energy," Tu Shan Han Su reminded her. "You need to have the composure to control them; kill them when necessary."
Upon hearing this, the mice under the table panicked and hurriedly fled this troublesome place with their families.
Zhang Chen stood up to make way for the rats, "Anyway, my identity just can't be exposed, right?"
"Well, unless you absolutely believe it," Tu Shan Han Su nodded. "For example, you can absolutely believe me."
"..."
Zhang Chen was well aware of what he should believe and what he shouldn't.
"Eat more to nourish your body."
"...How far do we have to go before it ends?"
"Never-ending." Tu Shan Han Su gave a vague answer.
"By the way, why aren't you eating? You're just watching me eat?"
"Once you're full, I'll eat you."
"?"
How should it be eaten?
Zhang Chen's hands began to tremble.
Raising pigs takes a thousand days, but eating them only takes a moment.
Just now, Tu Shan Han Su made a special mention of this almost sentient pork. Could it be that he was also implying that after raising it for so long, it was time for it to be slaughtered?
But they've only been raising them for two days, and they're already feeding them meat?
Wait a minute, could Bai Nuoyan be thinking the same thing? Raise him for eighteen years, fatten him up, and then slaughter him.
Tu Shan Han Su's logic is that of a robber; he's too lazy to raise him himself, so he waits for Bai Nuo Yan to raise him until he's almost done, and then he comes knocking on the door to steal him away.
"What are you afraid of?"
"Is it the kind of food I'm thinking of?"
"Yes, it's the kind you're thinking of." Tu Shan Hansu calmly picked up her teacup and took a sip. "But not now, you haven't raised my opinion of you yet."
"What if I can't improve your impression of me? Could you let me off the hook?" Zhang Chen tried to bargain.
"No." Tu Shan Han Su rested her chin on her hand, staring at him coldly, and said, "If you can't do it within three years, I will take you to Tu Shan to help me have baby foxes, and you will become my breeding tool."
The three-year period has come to an end.
No wonder Master said that if he couldn't gather all six senses, his fate would be to die from exhaustion.
So that's what they were waiting for him.
"Is it possible to have a child without love?"
"Sure, after all, I am a fox. There is no love between monsters. It has always been whoever is stronger who gets to ride whom."
That's too barbaric.
"But I'm a human being, you have to abide by the laws of humanity, right?"
"Hmm...that's true. After they have children, their household registration still needs to be in human cities. You humans have better education."
"..."
I'm not talking about registering the child's household registration; I'm talking about the crime of locking me in a dark room, which violates public order and good morals!
"All right."
Zhang Chen temporarily accepted reality, but he was already considering that when Tu Shan Han Su needed it, he would pretend to cooperate first, so that the other party would relax and lower their guard.
Then, Zhang Chen planted the bomb and took control of the opponent!
The three-year period is over! You didn't expect that, did you? My inspirational quote was poisonous!
However, this is a last resort, as the risk is too high, and it should only be adopted as a last resort.
The best way is still... to gather all your life force, become a superman, and then turn the tables on him.
But to accumulate enough life-saving essence, the only way is to fleece these monsters.
I absolutely have to go and win over Tu Shan Han Su... but how can I win the heart of a two-thousand-year-old fox demon?
He needs to understand it first, and the only way he can understand Tushan Hansu right now is through "past events".
As Zhang Chen pondered, his gaze lingered on Tu Shan Han Su's body, finally settling on her waist and hips.
The system recorded that Tu Shan Han Su was a nine-tailed fox, but he clearly only saw one tail in the morning.
strangeness...
"You've been staring at me for a long time." Tu Shan Han Su tapped the table. "Stop fantasizing. You can't just touch a fox's tail."
"...No, I was wondering, are you a nine-tailed fox?"
"Um."
"But I only saw a tail this morning."
"..."
The aloof fox spirit froze, her hand trembling slightly as she held the teacup.
After a few breaths, she took a deep breath, shrugged, and said:
"I cut the other eight."
Why?
"It's too hot in the summer."
"..."
Zhang Chen's gaze towards the other person had clearly become less forceful and direct, and he felt that things weren't as simple as she had described.
He tried to activate his [Beast Eyes] and concentrate.
Suddenly, his eyesight improved by an unknown number of levels, and he could even see the scene in the mouse hole outside the door... where a fat mouse was forcing a little mouse to recite "Essential Ancient Poems for the College Entrance Examination".
Do monsters also have to take the college entrance exam?
Zhang Chen shook his head, finally fixing his gaze on Tu Shan Han Su's eyes.
Almost imperceptibly, a thin mist would repeatedly appear on the surface of her eyes, only to evaporate into the air as soon as it appeared, preventing tears from forming.
Zhang Chen withdrew his gaze, understanding dawning on him.
She was crying, the kind of crying where she was pretending to be strong.
"Um, can I help you grow your tail back?"
Upon hearing this, Tu Shan Han paused, rubbed his eyes, and said, "What's the point of growing back? It's just a nuisance."
"I want to see what your nine tails look like," Zhang Chen said honestly. "They should be quite pretty, right?"
"..."
Seemingly unable to contain her emotions, she remained silent, then got up and went upstairs.
"How can I help you?" Zhang Chen pressed.
"Zhang Chen, if you keep doing this every day, I'll be pregnant by next month at the latest."
"?"
"I'll be staying here from now on. Remember to say good morning to me tomorrow."
Miss Fox's ethereal voice came intermittently.
Zhang Chen responded, as if he understood something, yet also as if he didn't.
Afterwards, he packed up the remaining dishes, intending to take them back for Bai Nuoyan to try.
As he reached the door, a calico cat jumped down from the corner of the wall and bowed to him.
Meow~
"You don't need to be too reserved. Forget about the past and just live peacefully here," Zhang Chen said.
The calico cat lowered its head and meowed several more times, recounting its origins.
As Zhang Chen listened, he became increasingly confused.
It turns out that this cat is Bai Nuoyan's subordinate. Bai Nuoyan really is the King of Cats.
He had long suspected it... Bai Nuoyan also lived alone, so how could she be so much richer than him?
So it turns out they're using these cats as cheap labor, making them act cute and charming in cat cafes, and splitting the profits 50/50 with the owners.
Capital, you've won.
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