After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.

Chapter 72 I'll Kill You, I Love You (Please Subscribe!)

"I went to wash it...uh...is it okay now?"

"Get out." Tu Shan Han Su kicked me. "You're not clean, you still smell like chocolate, or even chocolate with liqueur filling... Do you want me to die here?"

"You can't even drink alcohol? That must be awful." Zhang Chen pulled up his pants, as if to say something.

"I can drink a little." Tu Shan Han Su didn't pull her long legs back. Her delicate toes opened and closed, pulling and tugging at the elastic band, which Zhang Chen then ripped off.

Zhang Chen:

""

How did you develop such cold feet? Do you soak your feet in iced tea every day?

"There was a time when...you tricked me into drinking to take advantage of me." Miss Fox stretched out her long legs, as if she were pedaling a bicycle.

"You wanted to get me drunk, but you didn't know I can't drink alcohol. You almost killed me... well... I was almost passing out when you tried to rape me."

"If you hadn't suddenly had a change of heart, I wouldn't be a virgin now."

"Was I born like this?" Zhang Chen was stunned. "Don't lie to me. By the time I remember, it'll be a boomerang."

"Shout? Do you think I need to lie to you? Am I not good-looking?" Tu Shan Han Su used a little more force. "I see you always cooperate."

"I had just taken off my socks when someone popped out like a spring."

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Zhang Chen shrugged awkwardly, trying to find something to do, but his hands could only reach the TV remote control, his lower limbs were rigidly restrained and he couldn't move.

I tried changing the TV channel with the remote, but it kept failing.

I switched to the kids' channel, where the charity videos were quite interesting.

A few minutes passed, and the lights on the second floor remained off, causing the television screen to flash abnormally.

They watched TV in silence, Miss Fox and I... but our breathing was much louder than the TV.

That's so weird.

Finally, Tu Shan Han Su let out a soft breath, slightly bent her knees to relax, as she felt uncomfortable constantly pedaling in mid-air.

Anyone would feel uncomfortable being tickled on the soles of their feet by a stun gun heated to over 100 degrees Celsius, but she is two thousand years old and has practiced this technique for over a thousand years.

She has high resistance, unlike other monsters who would be turned to ashes by the blinding yang energy if they saw Zhang Chen take off his underwear.

Finally, we no longer have to feel like we did more than a thousand years ago... wanting to get closer but unable to adapt.

"What were you thinking about while I was making it for you?" she asked casually.

"I was thinking... you don't actually have to take it off." Zhang Chen stared intently at the cartoon.

This sheep is so itchy!

Upon hearing this, Miss Fox stiffened, a look of disgust on her face. "Aren't you afraid of developing calluses..."

"Probably not." Zhang Chen scratched his head.

"You wish! I'm not doing this to please you. I already said I'm training your endurance."

Tu Shan Han Su sighed and kicked him. "Alright, get me some tissues!"

"Oh." Zhang Chen walked to the restroom like a penguin to get a tissue. "Should I wipe for you, or will you do it yourself?"

Tu Shan Han Su didn't speak, lying flat on the sofa, her two delicate, pinkish-white feet dangling from the edge of the sofa, swaying back and forth.

Zhang Chen understood and sat down to wipe her paws.

Miss Fox's calves were soft and supple, as if she hadn't exercised in a long time, but they were still pleasing to the eye.

When you touch the little toe, your calf muscles tense up, which is quite fun.

Zhang Chen could vaguely sense that Tu Shan Han Su was secretly watching him with an incredibly intense gaze, making him hesitant to turn around.

Afraid of seeing hearts, they fell for a vixen's seductive spell.

He had just glanced at the heart in Tu Shan Han Su's eyes and was completely unconsciously drawn in.

If the silly little bird hadn't accidentally smeared chocolate on it, he would have been eaten whole by the fox at the buffet.

Strangely, why is Tushan Hansu suddenly so open today?

I didn't cook any rice; I just lay lazily on the sofa.

She's even too lazy to wipe her feet herself anymore. She usually doesn't let Zhang Chen touch them because she doesn't know what to do with the tissues she uses after wiping them.

Zhang Chen carefully observed the fox's delicate body, but unfortunately, he noticed a strand of silvery-white hair on her skirt.

As soon as she saw it, Tu Shan Han Su picked it up and wrapped it around her wrist.

"Is this your gray hair?" Zhang Chen asked.

"No," Tu Shan Han Su replied coldly, "They're white by nature. Foxes... are all like that."

"5

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Do you think I've never seen this before?

Next time the Vice Minister of Revenue opens your household registration, he won't just kill you for nothing.

"Zhang Chen, do you like me now?" the aloof girl suddenly asked again.

"You like it, right?"

"Physiological factors don't count. What I want is for you to want my affection the moment you see me."

Zhang Chen remained silent, organizing his thoughts.

"Heh." Tu Shan Han Su sneered, "Scumbag."

"He should like it," Zhang Chen said.

"Why do you like it? Tell me."

"Seeing you wearing an apron and carrying dishes in the evening, with sweat on your forehead, looks so beautiful. I feel at ease when you call me to eat. I used to not like eating at home, but now I look forward to it every day, wondering what we'll have for dinner and wanting to see you busy in the kitchen."

"I probably won't be able to accept it if you leave in the future."

Miss Fox paused for a moment, then covered her mouth and chuckled, "Pfft... You're happy with that? Are you that easily satisfied?"

After the laughter subsided, the girl shook her head wistfully, as if recalling some immature past. Suddenly, she sat up, bent over, and leaned on his shoulder.

"Zhang Chen, I want to drink."

"Didn't you say you couldn't drink?"

"I can't drink, but that doesn't mean I don't like to drink, and you're the one who got me addicted to alcohol."

"It's not because I wanted to take advantage of your body again, and I got you drunk so many times that you developed an alcohol addiction, is it?" Zhang Chen said helplessly.

"Yes, you are such a heartless and insane rogue." Miss Fox's smile lingered on her face for a long time, a smile that seemed to last an eternity.

"To get me drunk, you'll go to the most desolate snowfields, the hottest deserts, the deepest, darkest trenches, the most suffocating rainforests, and the most treacherous mountain peaks...."

"What am I supposed to do?" Zhang Chen was stunned. Had he started extreme sports so early? Back then, without Red Bull sponsorship, what kind of life-threatening activities were they going to undertake?

"I'll gather flowers to make wine," she said softly. "Your wine is so delicious, even foxes can drink it, but they won't get drunk. You always get so angry, wanting my body but having no choice."

"Break your wine again quickly." Tu Shan Han Su nudged him. "It's called Red Dust Brew, and there's a simplified recipe."

"I don't think I have the ability to fly or disappear into the ground right now," Zhang Chen said.

"Your stuff tastes the same if you mix it with a little bit of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor)," Tu Shan Hansu said, revealing the truth. "If you have time, squeeze out a tiny bit; it won't harm your vitality."

"?"

So it turns out the main ingredient for brewing wine isn't flowers at all, it's me!

No wonder Tushan Hansu wanted to eat at the buffet as soon as she got back today; it turns out she was craving alcohol.

He's still a drunken fox.

"Did you hear me?"

"Oh." Zhang Chen was thinking of activating his immortal mode. Once in immortal mode, he would interrogate this burning fox to see how much of what she said was true.

"Then I'm leaving." Tu Shan Han Su stretched and got up.

"Where to?"

"I'm going to buy groceries, and then I'll cook for you." Miss Fox turned her head and tilted it slightly. "You can feed me after you've eaten your fill. Remember to take a shower and wash off that chocolate smell."

"What if I can't wash it off?"

"Then I'll kill you," she threatened.

"By the way, Zhang Chen, do you know what the first sentence I uttered when I learned human language was?" she asked again.

How would I know?

"The first phrase I learned was 'kill you.'" She raised her eyebrows slightly. "Aren't you scared?"

"I'm scared. What's the second thing to say?"

"I forgot the second sentence." Tu Shan Han Su turned and left, swift and decisive.

When she got downstairs, she found Zhang Chen still following behind her.

Why are you following me?

"Why don't you stay home and rest? You seem a bit tired today. I'll go buy some noodles and we can cook them together," Zhang Chen said.

Tu Shan Han Su rolled her eyes. "Your intuition is pretty accurate."

"What did you do today? You look so tired."

"It's nothing, I just tripped and fell while walking." Tu Shan Han Su simply sat on the steps, watching the mice playing and frolicking in the yard.

"Then go ahead, it's been a long time since I've had noodles. I'll wait for you at home."

When the word "home" was mentioned, a hint of confusion flashed in the girl's fox-like eyes, and the light in her eyes dimmed for a moment. It wasn't until she looked up and saw Zhang Chen that she regained her composure.

"Is there anything you'd like to eat?" Zhang Chen asked.

"I can eat even the worst food with a little seasoning," Tu Shan Han Su said. "For example... let's have Yangyuan noodles tonight, it's been a long time since I've had them."

If I remember correctly, Yangyuan is a place name.

Have you ever eaten such bizarre food?

"I've never eaten this before, that's why I asked you to make it!"

Miss Fox blushed, grabbed a passing mouse, and threw it at Zhang Chen. "Hurry up, I'm starving! I haven't eaten anything all day, and your actions have made my feet sore and painful..."

"Does eating this stuff really provide any nutrition?" Zhang Chen tossed the rat that had been knocked unconscious off his body aside, and two rats carried over a stretcher to catch him.

"I don't know." Tu Shan Han smacked her lips, then wiped her drool, her aloof demeanor shattering completely. "Anyway, it would definitely be very nutritious for me."

"Would you like some chopped green onions?" Zhang Chen asked indirectly.

"I don't eat scallions, so I'll add some garlic to remove the fishy smell," Miss Fox pondered. "What did you have for lunch?"

"...Fried rice with egg."

Bird egg fried rice.

"Hmm... Your diet has been quite healthy these past few days, so you don't need to add any other seasonings. Just a little bit of minced garlic will be enough."

"5

""

Zhang Chen slunk away, deciding to buy a few oysters when he passed a barbecue stall, otherwise he wouldn't have enough for Tushan Hansu noodles.

Meow~

Miss Fox watched his retreating figure disappear, sighed, and stroked the calico cat lying beside her: "Help me pull it off."

The calico cat jumped onto her shoulder and precisely found a few gray hairs.

"We'll have to keep this a secret eventually." Tu Shan Han Su clutched a strand of hair in her hand. "The Bitter Love Tree... is there nothing the company can do?"

"Meow..."

"Where's the white cat?"

"Meow..."

"There's nothing we can do." Tu Shan Han Su lowered her eyes. "With the death of the Bitter Love Tree, the cycle of reincarnation has been thrown into chaos. Even the company might not be able to suppress those angry monsters. Today, I almost couldn't even return from Tu Shan to see him..."

"I don't care about any of that," she added. "I just want to know, what will he do without that tree?"

The calico cat looked up at the sky at that moment.

Tu Shan Han Su also looked over and saw a group of sparrows forced to work, forming a heart shape in the air. They were probably sent by Zhang Chen to amuse her.

But those sparrows were so undisciplined that as they arranged the heart shape, the pointed bottom became more and more rounded, forming a strange shape.

Miss Fox was slightly taken aback, then laughed so hard she cried.

"Nonsense... There's a scoundrel here."

But she couldn't help herself and awkwardly made a heart shape with her hands. Her hands weren't very nimble, and the result wasn't much better than a sparrow.

It's enough that the sentiment is conveyed.

Just like, the first human language she learned two thousand years ago was indeed "kill you".

She hadn't said the second sentence yet, but she had already said it countless times with her eyes.

"It means I love you."

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