Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.

At Luoxia Peak, a temporary flagship store for "Qingyun Heavy Industry" was set up.

This place should have been filled with flying swords and magical artifacts, but now, the shelves are covered with various metal tubes flashing with an eerie blue light, incomprehensible instrument dials, and several buzzing... "fully automatic spiritual energy circulation devices." And in the most conspicuous position in the shop, Jia Zang's heavily modified "spiritual energy heavy tractor" is parked, serving as a "mobile display stand," its truck bed piled high with various blush-inducing "mysterious devices."

"Family, today we're not talking about war, we're talking about 'quality of life'."

Jia Zang stood behind the counter, tossing a strangely shaped metal rod in his hand. The thing was thick at one end and thin at the other, with a red button in the middle that was vibrating slightly.

"As everyone knows, cultivating immortality is arduous, exhausting, and requires paying tuition. But what's even more arduous? It's the principle that 'neither yin nor yang can thrive alone'! Especially for the fellow cultivators of the Hehuan Sect next door, 'dual cultivation' is not only a source of pleasure, but also a KPI! A performance indicator! The driving force behind the sect's development!"

[Livestream chat]

[Hey streamer, you're back again! What kind of lewd stuff are you going to throw around this time?]

[Look, the host is trying to "upgrade the industry"!]

[Hehuan Sect: I feel a chill down my spine...]

Just then, a fragrant breeze wafted over.

Several female cultivators dressed in light pink gauze, their eyes alluring, entered. Leading them was a woman in red with a voluptuous figure, none other than Liu Mei, the outer sect manager of the Joyful Union Sect.

"Oh, so this is Master Jia's shop?" Liu Mei covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyes sweeping over the strange metal pipes. "I heard there are treasures here that can make people 'happy like gods'? I came here specifically to take a look."

"Senior Sister Liu, you've come to the right place!"

Jia Zang immediately put on an "expert" act and pulled out a huge metal box with radiation symbols painted on it from under the counter.

"This is the 'Nuclear-Powered Overclocking Spiritual Energy Amplifier' that I tailored specifically for the Hehuan Sect! Commonly known as the 'Weapon of Destruction'! Moreover, we also provide 'tractor-mounted mobile service,' guaranteeing we'll be there whenever you call!"

Liu Mei was stunned: "Nuclear...power? What does that mean?"

Simply put, it's about "plenty of food and long-lasting battery life!"

Jia Zang opened the box, revealing the metal rod inside that shimmered with a faint blue light.

"Traditional 'dual cultivation' emphasizes 'absorption and replenishment,' which is inefficient, wasteful, and prone to causing kidney deficiency. But this is different! It uses 'miniature nuclear reactor'... oh no, 'miniature spirit gathering array' technology! Just insert it... cough cough, just connect it, and it can instantly unleash the spiritual power of a thousand spirit stones! Moreover, it also comes with a 'vibration massage' function, which can effectively relieve muscle soreness caused by cultivation! Most importantly, it can be charged through the power output shaft of a tractor, ensuring it can be used anytime, anywhere!"

[Ding! "Cyberpunk" style prank detected, 500 Honkai Points gained!]

Liu Mei blushed, but a hint of doubt flickered in her eyes: "This...this thing is really that amazing? It's not a scam, is it?"

"A lie? Senior Sister Liu, we're all about science!"

Jia Zang picked up a vernier caliper and measured the metal rod.

"Look at this diameter, 25.00 millimeters! The golden ratio! The error is controlled within the micrometer level! And look at this vibration frequency, 3000 revolutions per minute! What does that mean? It's equivalent to a Nascent Soul stage cultivator's full-force output! Moreover, it doesn't require you to have any emotions, it doesn't require you to practice seductive arts, just press this red button—'One-Click Orgasm'! If that's not enough, you can also connect it to the exhaust pipe of a tractor and use the residual heat for 'heat therapy', the effect will be even better!"

[Livestream chat]

[Hahaha! One-click climax! Host, you really know your product!]

[What's mentioned above is called "user experience optimization"!]

[The Hehuan Sect is turning into a "massage parlor"!]

[Tractor: I was terrified! I thought I was going to be used to do bad things!]

"Really...really?" Liu Mei swallowed.

As a disciple of the Joyful Union Sect, she knew best the hardships of "dual cultivation." Each time, she had to go to great lengths to please the male cultivator, and risk being excessively "drained" of his essence. If such a "self-help" artifact truly existed…

"Of course! And we also offer 'customization services'!"

Jia Zhuang pointed to a row of metal pipes next to him, and the tractor that was sputtering and emitting smoke.

"This is the 'extended version,' this is the 'thickened version,' this is the 'spiral-patterned version'... there's bound to be one that suits you! Even better, if you think male cultivators are too weak, you can buy this 'external spiritual energy pump'! Just plug it into the other person and forcibly extract their spiritual energy! This is called... 'mechanized energy harvesting'! If the other person still doesn't cooperate, you can even use a tractor to tow him away for 'forced charging'!"

Liu Mei was completely smitten.

"Alright! I'll take it! Give me a hundred sets! No, five hundred sets! I'll equip the entire sect with them! And that tractor too! I'll convert it into a 'mobile dual cultivation station'!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully tricked the Hehuan Sect and gained 2000 Honkai Points!]

"etc!"

Just then, a strange, sarcastic voice came from behind.

"Jia Zang! You're selling obscene materials again! On behalf of the sect, I'm confiscating these things!"

Everyone turned around and saw that the Elder of Punishments had arrived again with the people from the Enforcement Hall. This time, he didn't bring Zhao Wuji, but came in person, clearly intending to give Jia Zhuang a hard time.

"Oh, Elder of Punishment!" Jia Zang not only didn't panic, but instead showed a "caring for the mentally challenged" smile.

"What's wrong with you? You look so pale. Is it... kidney deficiency?"

"You... what nonsense are you talking about!" The elder of punishments' expression changed.

"Don't deny it! I can tell from your dark complexion and weak lower back and knees that you have 'insufficient yang energy and excessive yin energy'!" Jia Zhuang picked up the "nuclear-powered metal rod" and waved it in front of the elder of punishment. "Actually, you're the one who needs this the most! With it, you can 'regain your virility'! Even if you only have the cultivation of the Foundation Establishment stage, you can experience the joy of the Nascent Soul stage! Moreover, it can be charged through the power output shaft of a tractor, ensuring it can be used anytime, anywhere!"

[Livestream chat]

[Hahaha! The streamer is going to publicly humiliate the elder!]

[That's called a "precision strike"! The Elder of Punishments has been breached!]

[Elder of Punishments: I feel like I'm dying...]

"You...you're being insolent!"

The elder of punishments was so angry that he trembled all over and reached out to grab Jia Zang.

"Wait!"

Jia Zang suddenly shouted.

"Elder of Punishments, if you dare lay a finger on me, I'll give this 'nuclear-powered artifact' to your wife! Let her experience what 'mechanical ascension' is like! Then you'll really be nothing more than a 'backup plan'! And I'll even pick her up with a tractor for 'forced recharging'!"

The elder of punishments froze in mid-air.

Although he was stubborn, he didn't want his wife to actually use such "obscene things"! What if... what if his wife really did fall in love with them...

"You...you're despicable!"

"Despicable?" Jia Zhuang laughed. "This is called 'asymmetric competition'! Elder of Punishments, times have changed, sir! Instead of wasting time here, why not buy a set and try it out? I'll give you a discount, an 'internal price for the Hall of Enforcement,' only 998! And I'll even give you a free 'tractor delivery service'!"

The elder of punishments looked at the metal rod flashing blue light, then at the disciples around him who were trying not to laugh, and at the tractor that was belching blue smoke, and finally... fled in panic.

"Hmph! Immoral! Immoral!"

As the elder of punishments left in a disheveled state, a cheer erupted on Sunset Peak.

"Long live Instructor Jia!"

"I want to buy it! I want to buy the 'spiral pattern version'!"

"I want a tractor! I want to convert it into a 'mobile repair station'!"

Jia Zang watched this scene and gave a peace sign to the camera.

"Family members, did you see that? This is what 'technology changes lives' means! As long as your product is powerful enough, even the elders will have to make way for you! Remember, in the world of cultivation, 'hardness' determines everything! And with a tractor, you can go anywhere!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully defeated the Elder of Punishment and gained 3000 Honkai Points!]

[System Notification: New feature unlocked – [Cyber ​​Cultivation Shop] (Purchase various "Mechanized Cultivation" accessories).]

Jia Zhuang looked at the system notification and a wicked smile crept onto his lips.

"Cyber ​​cultivation? Hehe, looks like I can try to sell the Hehuan Sect 'mechanized + assembly line cultivation' next time."