Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.

The opening of Nantianmen's "Never-Sleeping City" was beyond "crazy".

This is simply a carnival feast that subverts all understanding of the three realms.

The giant holographic projection illuminated the sky above Nantianmen with a bizarre and fantastical light.

The electronic version of "The Road to Heaven is Wide and Broad" made the clouds tremble.

Even Chang'e in the Moon Palace couldn't help but peek out from behind the curtain, curiously looking this way.

On the DJ stage, Venus, wearing a glowing T-shirt that reads "Chief Experience Officer of Heaven," is spinning records like crazy.

He was covered in sweat and roared, "Fellow immortals of the Southern Heavenly Gate! Let me see your hands!"

"Tonight's expenses are on Mr. Jia!"

Below the stage, Erlang Shen Yang Jian was leading the six brothers of Meishan in a synchronized "Seaweed Dance".

All three eyes swayed wildly in sync with the rhythm.

The celestial dog, with a string of glow sticks hanging around its neck, excitedly barked around its owner, occasionally jumping up and down to the rhythm.

Although Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, still had a band-aid on his face from the defeat of "Gatling Bodhisattva," he was standing awkwardly in the front row.

He was forced to wave a glow stick from side to side in time with the rhythm.

Jia Zhuang sat in a VIP booth on the second floor, swirling the "Forget-Me-Not Water" (a special cocktail) in his glass, watching this scene with a satisfied smile on his lips.

His attendants were busy handing out "Heavenly Receipts" to various deities.

The item, bearing the image of the Jade Emperor, became a symbol of rampant consumerism.

Meanwhile, on Jia Zhuang's retina, the pale blue system panel was frantically refreshing data.

[Ding! Detected overwhelming popularity for the grand opening ceremony of "Nantianmen Never Sleeps City"!]

[Current online celestial energy value: 888,888]

[Real-time Spirit Crystal Income: +100, +500, +1000...]

[The live stream is now live, and viewers from all realms are pouring in...]

Jia Zhuang glanced at the comments and his smile deepened.

[Livestream chat]

[Holy crap! Is this really the Heavenly Court? I thought I'd accidentally stumbled into a nightclub livestream!]

[666! Erlang Shen's three eyes are twitching like cross-eyed, hahaha!]

[Hey, didn't you see Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King? He's got a band-aid on his face but is holding a glow stick—the contrast is absolutely adorable!]

[Li Jing: This is so hard for me. I can't even beat them, but I still have to put on a smiling face.]

Am I the only one who noticed Venus on the DJ booth? What's with those cat-ear headphones?

[Instant loan from Heaven? Is Mr. Jia trying to squeeze every last drop out of the gods? (doge)]

[Look at me, Chang'e! Look at me, Chang'e!]

However, just as the atmosphere reached its climax...

The space in the center of the square suddenly shattered like a mirror.

A majestic, breathtaking golden beam of light crashed down.

"Stop right now!"

This roar, carrying the pressure of a peak Great Luo Golden Immortal, instantly drowned out the deafening electronic music.

Venus was so startled that his hand trembled, and a plume of black smoke billowed from the DJ booth, accompanied by a piercing "sizzle" sound.

The tens of thousands of immortals in the audience were frozen in time.

Erlang Shen's "Seaweed Dance" movements froze in mid-air.

The glow stick in Li Jing's hand fell to the ground with a "thud".

Even the celestial dog was so frightened that it tucked its tail between its legs.

The light dissipated.

The Jade Emperor, dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, stood with his hands behind his back.

His face was so gloomy it looked like it could drip water.

The heavenly soldiers and generals behind him held long halberds, but their eyes darted away, not daring to look directly at the "carnival scene" below the stage.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty?"

Venus cautiously peeked out from behind the DJ booth and took off her cat-ear headphones.

"You...how did you end up here incognito?"

"Traveling incognito?"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, his gaze sweeping over the scattered wine bottles on the ground before finally settling on Jia Zang.

"If I hadn't come, I wouldn't have known that the Southern Heavenly Gate had become your private playground, Jia Zang!"

"Li Jing has been defeated, and Taibai has rebelled. Now, shouldn't the majesty of the Lingxiao Palace be sold to you as well?"

The entire room fell silent.

All the immortals were worried for Jia Zang.

Jia Zhuang remained completely calm.

He slowly stood up, straightened his clothes, and smiled, "Your Majesty is too kind."

"I am doing this to share your burdens."

"You see, since this 'city that never sleeps' opened, the morale of the guards at the South Heavenly Gate has soared, and the Heavenly Court's GDP has increased tenfold."

"The immortals no longer frowned over their meager salaries."

"Isn't this the 'golden age' His Majesty wanted to see?"

"A golden age?"

The Jade Emperor pointed at Erlang Shen, who was performing the "Seaweed Dance," and laughed in exasperation.

That is incorrect.

Jia Zhuang snapped his fingers.

The servant behind him immediately brought over an exquisite tray.

On top was a gleaming gold report.

"Your Majesty, this is tonight's water."

"In just two hours, Nantianmen generated 30 million spirit crystals in revenue."

The Jade Emperor's eyelids twitched suddenly.

He instinctively took the report, his eyes scanning the string of zeros.

It was even more dazzling than the crown on his head.

[Ding! Detected emotional fluctuations in the key target "Jade Emperor"!]

Greed +30, Wavering +50, Prestige -20.

[Host recommendation: Press your advantage and completely conquer the enemy!]

"this……"

The Jade Emperor's throat bobbed.

Jia Zang seized the opportunity, stepped forward, and whispered, "Your Majesty, the Heavenly Laws are inanimate, but the Spirit Stones are alive."

"There's a saying that's popular these days: 'As long as you have a good mindset, anywhere can be Bali.'"

"In my opinion, as long as Heaven is rich, whoever skips the driving test is contributing to Heaven."

"Driving test (Part 3)?"

The Jade Emperor frowned. "What is that?"

Jia Zang smiled slightly and snapped his fingers.

"Taibai, please entertain His Majesty!"

Venus understood immediately.

He immediately switched to a different song.

A dynamic rhythm instantly rang out: "Swords ignite grudges in the martial world, sleeves flutter to veil the bright moon..."

"Your Majesty, this is the most popular 'driving test' in the mortal realm."

"It is said that dancing this dance can prolong life, make one feel refreshed and happy, and even... increase one's luck."

Just as the Jade Emperor was about to reprimand him, he felt a strange rhythm enter his ears.

That was a call from the depths of the soul.

Li Jing muttered to himself, "Your Majesty, this dance... is actually quite addictive. I just danced it twice, and my back doesn't ache anymore, my legs don't hurt anymore, and even the frustration of losing to Gatling Bodhisattva has dissipated."

The Jade Emperor glanced at Li Jing, then at the numbers on the report.

Finally, his gaze fell on the rhythmic beat.

His foot tapped the ground slightly, uncontrollably.

"Really...can it increase fortune?" The Jade Emperor's voice wavered slightly.

"Absolutely true!" Jia Zang said sincerely. "Moreover, I have specially prepared the 'Supreme Emperor Version' dance steps for you."

As he spoke, Jia Zang himself stepped onto the stage, his body beginning to twist in an extremely demonic way.

Draw a dragon with your left hand and a rainbow with your right.

The smooth, quick steps, combined with the swaying of the Jade Emperor's dragon robe, exuded an inexplicable air of dominance.

As the Jade Emperor watched, his eyes gradually became glazed over.

"If I...if I jump, won't the immortals laugh at me?"

"Who dares to laugh?" Li Jing immediately shouted, "His Majesty is sharing joy with the people! He is showing concern for their well-being! He is setting a new trend in the Heavenly Court!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Venus nodded frantically on the stage. "If His Majesty jumps, all expenses for tonight will be waived! No, tonight all of Heaven's debts will have their interest reduced by 10%!"

Upon hearing this, the eyes of everyone present lit up.

"Your Majesty! Jump! Jump!"

Someone shouted out.

Immediately afterwards, tens of thousands of gods shouted in unison.

"Your Majesty! Jump! Jump!"

The sound was deafening.

[Livestream chat]

[Holy crap! Warning: High-energy content ahead! The Jade Emperor is going to skip his driving test?! Did I hear that right?!]

[This must be a fake Jade Emperor! The real one has already been possessed!]

[Chairman Jia is awesome! You even managed to mess with the Jade Emperor!]

[I've already taken a screenshot! This is absolutely the best meme of the year!]

[Those who came before, remember to send me a copy; I want to set it as my wallpaper!]

[Jade Emperor: I just wanted to earn some spirit stones, how did that become a disaster?]

The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and slowly removed the outer layer of his bright yellow dragon robe, revealing the white casual suit specially made by Jia Zang, dubbed the "Supreme Emperor Edition" (it was unclear when he had changed into it).

He pushed up his gold-rimmed sunglasses.

"Since my beloved ministers are so hospitable..."

"Then I will reluctantly join the people in this celebration!"

The music suddenly exploded.

The Jade Emperor moved.

He drew a dragon with his left hand and a rainbow with his right, his waist twisting like a water snake.

That smooth ankle twist, that confident gaze, that domineering turn of the head.

The entire venue erupted in cheers!

"Your Majesty is mighty!"

"Your Majesty's third driving test has transcended the Three Realms and is outside the Five Elements!"

As the Jade Emperor danced, he kept keeping time with his mouth, and his fingers, which were originally used to give commands, were now nimbly making fancy hand gestures.

"My God..." Venus gaped, dropping her glow stick. "Your Majesty's 'driving test'... is even more skillful than mine!"

"This is the true 'Emperor's Engine'!" Jia Zang clapped and cheered from the sidelines, shouting loudly, "Your Majesty is mighty! May Your Majesty reign forever, unifying the tides of history!"

The gods in the audience snapped out of their shock and erupted in cheers ten times louder than before.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

Erlang Shen was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, and he immediately led his six brothers from Meishan to rush up and dance with them. Li Jing, forgetting all about his Heavenly King dignity, frantically cheered from the sidelines with a glow stick.

The Jade Emperor danced with increasing enthusiasm, his initial awkwardness completely gone, replaced by an air of domineering confidence. He glided to Jia Zang, executed a perfectly executed "swaying" motion, then leaned close to Jia Zang and said in a voice only the two of them could hear:

"Jia Zang, I want 50% of next month's national debt."

"Deal." Jia Zhuang smiled and extended his hand.

The Jade Emperor laughed heartily, took the microphone, and roared to the entire audience, "Tonight, I will not leave until I am drunk! Taibai, change the song! Let's go on 'The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend'!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully won over the Jade Emperor!]

[Achievement: "King of Dance in the Three Realms"]

[Rewards: 10,000,000 Spirit Crystals, unlocking the prerequisite quest for the "Heavenly Court Logistics System"!]

[Prerequisite Quest: Appoint "弼马温" (Bima Wen) as the Heavenly Court's Logistics Director and establish a Three Realms Express Delivery Network.]

That night, the majesty of the Lingxiao Palace was shattered, but the Heavenly Court's "night economy" took off completely.

Jia Zang's gaze had already turned to his next target—the monkey who had once been imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain.

[Livestream chat]

[Hahaha! I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig when I saw the Jade Emperor's driving test!]

[Hey, you pig-like squeals are worse than the Jade Emperor's dancing!]

[Chairman Jia: I just wanted to make some money, I didn't want the Jade Emperor to perform for me (doge emoji)!]

Is the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses (弼马温) about to be released? Could it be Sun Wukong (孙悟空)?

【Three Realms Express? Does that mean my peaches will arrive the next day?】

[Regarding the previous point, I suggest launching a "Death and Death Book Cancellation Service," perhaps with the help of a courier service from the underworld?]

[Upstairs, are you challenging the King of Hell's KPIs?!]